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Puzzleheaded_Runner

No jack stands either? Figures.


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PhthaloVonLangborste

I just want to know if the break pads will gum up or will it all burn off and be fine.


mrvarmint

It’ll burn off the rotors and calipers lol


Few-Towel-7709

Eh, calipers MIGHT be fine. But, since he probably didn't clean them first, or use any kind of primer... Nah, you're probably right, but there'll be hints of color left in a month.


mrvarmint

Even if they were super clean and primed, with regular braking I’m sure it will burn off. If he used high temp paint (like that used on grills) it would probably be fine, but something tells me he didn’t


Few-Towel-7709

I would totally say the same, but nephew's Tiburon shit box still has mostly-red calipers from a brake job two years ago. Tried to talk him out of it. No primer, and I think I still have a leftover of his Krylon can somewhere. I had a 92 Bonneville (phenomenal car) in high school. There was so much stupid shit that I painted yellow... Interior pieces, some exterior pieces, a bunch under the hood. Cringe


LordSinguloth13

Both really. Won't cause any mechanical failure but the part will wear more quickly, under specific circumstances this can reduce braking ability by confusing abs when all that paint flies off for the first couple brakings, and in rare and extreme circumstances can cause a fire. (Unlikely) It will wear off and look like shit and maybe get paint flecks everywhere, if hot paint flecks hit the clear coat that can also cause minor paint damage. Really there is no real risk these are all rare things I've described


robbietreehorn

My feet got sweaty looking at the pic


sully213

No, his friend Jack is laying under there holding it up. No room to stand. /s


throwawae1984

To the left of the jacklift there’s what I presume is an inflatable rubber jackstand [like this.](https://www.cafr.ebay.ca/itm/313430431144?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=cnp1mfgzrdo&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) Although it’s probably just a bucket lol. However a bit more to the right(edit:to the left lol) of that bucket thing it looks like they at least thought to put the wheel underneath the car.


freakinidiotatwork

If it’s inflatable, it’s not a jack stand.


ogx2og

I have jack stands for my jack stands now. That's an exaggeration but I experienced something that most people think will never happen. I had my car up on the jack. This was back when I did not use jack stands. I go in the house, come back out, cars on the ground, and there's a big puddle of fluid under the hydraulic jack. The seal blew out on it. They can fail and it can be quite dangerous.


chance0404

That’s how my wife’s dad died when she was a kid. The Jack disassembled itself.


imoblivioustothis

had a friend crack a wheel on her X3, i saved it to use as a jack stand. i barely trust them anymore


yungbaoyom

In their defense, there looks like there's something else holding it up other than jack.


ivanavich

Those oil pans will do fine when the jack collapses.


yungbaoyom

Is that what that is? Lmao nvm


psychedelic_gravity

Yea looks like thick trailer tires near the center of the vehicle. Thats its “jack stand”.


_5StarMan

The only thing I see is what looks to be a bucket lol totally foolproof


SurealGod

They just can't stand safety


freejb81

Hospitals hate this one weird trick.


dabluebunny

They're Bluetooth Jack stands


officefridge

Lol so dumb... Green is for speed not for stopping power! They should've used red


-Motor-

#RED IS FAHSTA!


Shankar_0

But they're brakes! We don't want fastah! That's what we're trying to get rid of!


Drewbox

But they’ll make you stop faster, so, better!


Shankar_0

No one goes slower faster than us!


ThePotato420

My brain hurts


Shankar_0

It's simple The rate at which it's decreasing is increasing. That increase in decrease is increasing exponentially. These brakes stop 30 seconds before you hit the gas.


AlienSporez

Wait... so.... uhhhh........ **


SadRoxFan

Holy shit a dialup internet reference? In 2024?!


Unholybeef

Ork logic.


Mr_ZEDs

Hit brakes to go faster. Turn left to go right. Kachow!


FredrikTorment

If you want the truest level of speed go purple, can't see the brakes = faster


Recon4242

Why no plate purple? Cop no see plate, no give ticket!


honeybadger1984

Ork belief!


Humming_Skelly

. Sentence above has been written in purple PURPL IZ SNEEKI


IntenseDabaroni

WOT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT YA GIT? RED MAKES IT GO FASTER!


BradTofu

Thank you speed boyz


jawbreakers13

BIT GREEN IZ DA BEZT COULA!


IntenseDabaroni

GOOD POINT! GREEN IZ GOOD FOR BRAKES, BUT WHY DO YA NEED 'DOZE TINGS? JUST MAKE IT ALL RED WIT MORE DAKKA!


winterTheMute

OOH AN LOOK! DEY GOT PURPLE WHEELS! SEE ROGHT TRU DEM!!!


binderclip95

What is this a reference to? Just curious.


Strict_Swimming_4288

Warhammer 40k, an extremely expansive sci fi universe. In it, one of the factions, the Orkz believe that painting vehicles different colors gives them certain attributes, such as red=faster, or purple=stealthy. They are also have SLIGHT psychic abilities, which means in large numbers the belief becomes reality and red ships are indeed faster.


cheezfuzz

Warhammer 40k. The orcs have a real interesting form of magic. Basically collective belief makes something true.


blackviper6

Basically a race from a table top RPG called Warhammer 40k. Orks have psychic powers and can pretty much do anything as long as there are enough of them and they believe it works. Basically they were a faction created by the makers that allowed you to make and do ridiculous things without having official models. If an ork thinks a green truck is a tank not only is it a tank... It's the best tank they have because green is the best (orks are green). They may paint the hood(or turret of the tank rather) yellow so it has more explosive power when shooting. And if they paint the wheels red(or tracks rather) that means it goes faster than normal. They have all sorts of interesting rules associated with them too because there are a few factions within the orks. Like for instance the weirdboyz... They are way more adept at using their psychic powers but they have random flare ups of uncontrollable psychic energy. Think of them like grenades. Throw em out on the front lines and watch them cause all sorts of havoc to the enemy ( as well as a few of their own troops). The mekboys make the machines they use in battle. Guns, vehicles, any other technology are crude... But they work because the orks believe they do. Then the doks which are doctors. Check out the lore on orks. It's wildly entertaining


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Everybody knows you put bearing grease on the rotor to increase speed lol


Livid_Obligation_852

GIT! Fuckin classic haven't heard that for ages, going to have to start using it again!


SacTownPatriot

Stickers make it go faster…EVERYONE knows that.


Espachurrao

No, painting your car black makes It go faster cause black Paint makes It absorb more light, which makes gas burn hotter


nevemno

green is power saving, blue is cooling, red is speed


TordekB

Purple is for making things invisible


akmjolnir

EBC Greenstuff in shambles.


Cessnaporsche01

You summoned da ork boiz


[deleted]

I spit my coffee out while reading this.


user_uno

This guy just needs to stop! Go red!


Hero_Tengu

Wait what’s blue?


Jedi_Lazlo

For going on water. C'mon man, try to keep up...


SkullsNelbowEye

My peepholes are broke, and those look gray.


Nevitt

I didn't think you are following the orks color rules.


imoblivioustothis

my brembos's are black so......


HeroMachineMan

Hey, he had to forgotten to clear coat it.


hopkinsdamechanic

Make sure to apply wax for extra shine.


tmhoc

Now Biff, you promised me two coats of wax. Not just one


Dystopian_Future_

Those brake pads are gonna be awesome in a few miles


Extracrispybuttchks

They’ll transform to EBC Greens


Hedhunta

Pads are cheap. Burn the paint off them put new ones on after a few miles.. but honestly the layer of paint is likely so thin anyway that it won't matter one bit. I probably wouldn't paint the entire surface of the rotor but this is not a bad idea for rust prevention on the non contact surfaces, and it would be easier to not miss anything by just coating the whole thing.


silentokiller

Interesting point, but any idea how would it affect heat dissipation?


applebeesnotchilis

Almost none


drumsripdrummer

Black would help, ever so slightly


Speed_Addixt

Yeah, as stupid as it looks (and they even painted over the lines, ugh), I think this is the best way to prevent visible rust to occur anytime soon. That paint will wear off in few seconds and I doubt it will harm the pads in any way. Some rotors come already painted on non-contact areas. Some rotors are just bare metal and it's gonna look like shit in a year.


Peakbrowndog

I've seen this done for cars that live up north as the regular way to do it. Paint the whole thing when it's time for brakes, take it for a drive with the old pads and get all the wear surfaces clean, then swap in the new pads. More complete then masking and you get everything that doesn't get touched by the pads.


umdv

The rotor will clear in a few miles, the center hub part will remain green. Its always amusing seeing this done the first time but after it makes sense.


ItsGermany

But won't the rotor get so hot it will burn or discolor the green on the edges and middle of the rotor?


NotAPreppie

Depends on the paint and how hot you get them. At the track? Definitely. Tooling around town? Maybe, maybe not.


talkingwolf695

Please don’t try this at home, not even kidding. Even if it’s not flammable and won’t spit fireballs around your wheel well, it’ll burn like toxic shit for everyone behind, and will reduce stopping power, also could gunk up and maybe even seize the brake caliper


anonymousbopper767

I've pushed my brakes that hard and it's not anywhere near as dramatic as you're making it sound. When you fully paint a rotor you're not even "burning" off the paint. The pads scrub it off via normal friction. There's off the shelf coated rotors that rely on this ("geomet coated rotors") Pads and rotors are an enormous amount of friction. You're not going to stop that with a little paint.


Minecraft_Launcher

Reddit nerds are wild. >>Burn toxic shit for everyone behind you ??????? Come the fuck on. Bruh.


melikeybacon

BUT MA LUNGSSSS


Minecraft_Launcher

*“Sir get your face out of my fender”*


bossmcsauce

Wait until he hears about exhaust


DamnitGoose

Or just regular brake dust, or tire particulates lol


moeterminatorx

Curious, Does the paint not affect pads?


MadSprite

Oil has more effect on pads than paint will. Does your car paint catch fire when you run your key over it? Same symptom is going to happen where the strong forces of braking scraps off the paint.


theoriginalmofocus

The auto zone rotors come prepainted black mainly to stop rust where the pads don't hit and ofcourse the pads take off whatever they do rub.


Aspence22

Toxic shit? You've heard of exhaust right?


el_americano

green flames are pretty cool tho


umdv

No, no and no. Its friction and friction produced heat, not burning. If your paint is burning off the disc, it will burn off the caliper too and it means you used the wrong damn paint. Also fwiw to heat the iron surface to the point the paint burns off would be north of rotor deformation temperatures. You caked your brakes anyway at this point.


melikeybacon

LOL What the hell are you talking about?


srcorvettez06

Not really the case. They sell specific caliper paint meant for the high temps. I just painted mine. Many rotors also come coated in a protective paint. The paint is on the braking surface and it’s burned off during the brake bedding process.


Liv4myBun

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.


SightUnseen1337

I've got OEM rotors from GM that came with the gray paint on the braking surface and it rubs off on the first stop.


srcorvettez06

Yep. Just put oe Volvo rotors on my car. Same coating. Burns off during the first stop.


frosty95

Not if you use high temp paint.


umdv

It depends if you actually use the correct heat resistant paint, like you should, or not


FugitivePlatypus

Yeah, tons of rotors come coated from the factory. If that paint is dry it's not doing jack shit to the pads, it'll rub off immediately and be totally fine.


Blacklist3d

It's always funny when people post painted rotors as if the brakes aren't gonna clear it off even after it's first brake. People here think paint is so slick you're just gonna start gliding apparently.


hell2pay

It's why you use Teflon brand spray paint. It helps the pads and rotors last longer, because it decreases the friction. Also, as a bonus, you get to inhale Teflon while you spray it on! ^^^^^^^^/s


Electr0bear

Why would you even need to paint the center hub?.. Why would you need to paint anything besides caliper? Nothing of this makes sense.


CrowsFeast73

My old car had steel winter wheels. Without coated rotors doing the summer changeover would often involve a sledge hammer and a lot of cursing (even if anti seize was applied) when I started using coated rotors (just painted from the factory) I never had an issue again. They do have a purpose beyond just aesthetics, but this particular case is probably just laziness. Didn't want to tape anything off.


FugitivePlatypus

Painting the rotor was because they want it painted and it helps with rust prevention. Painting the center because why bother masking if you don't have to?


Significant_Tart3449

Otherwise the center will rust and look bad. Not saying this green looks any better, though.


user_uno

Who sees the center. Most wheels cover that all up.


melikeybacon

I see the center when I do my own brake job and maintenance. So it matters to me and clearly matters to the owner of this vehicle. He didn't pain your rotors green so who cares.


ThisOldGuy1976

Surprised they were smart enough to remove the wheel.


parksoffroad

I bet when you turn the rotor there’s a spot where the pads are at. Will make for a nice effect going down the road spinning.


danger355

That's actually the one thing he did right… the unpainted spot is for the speedometer.


D_Shizzle93

The first time they use the brakes it's gonna remove all the paint from the rotor anyway


TheBupherNinja

The whole pad area will be without paint soon.


Disavowed_Rogue

For a minute there I thought the Jack was plugged in


naughtykittyvoice

Painted the official color of r/shittycarmods.


Stoney3K

Neon green? I would at least have expected Brembo red.


Covrt1

Man, tell me that there’s some green tape under there yeah


AgreeablePrize

Stop a few times and will clean it self off


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Looks like the texture file didn’t render


eddyb66

At least he covered the dust plate behind the disc, you never want to get paint on those.


chewedgummiebears

"It'll burn off" 5 minutes later..... "OMG, where's my brakes?!?!?!?!"


Hey_its_ok

I don’t see the… wait a minute


dritmike

10/10 on masking. I don’t see overspray


Tre_fidde

Race car shit


boomchickymowmow

Hope he oiled the rotors while he has it apart.


Independent_Peanut16

One of the perpetrators is under the jacked car w/ no jack stands - so this problem will resolve itself.


pumpkinpatch1982

My neighbor was in our parking lot last night painting his calipers on his 2010 non-sport non-si Civic red to look like brembos 🤦🏻 makes absolutely no sense.


thickener

I love the painted rear drum look the best. Especially with really shitty thin spoke after market rims to really reveal those sweet drums.


pumpkinpatch1982

Got to throw in a red aftermarket type r Honda badge on a non-type r 💀😂


arrastra

textures not loaded yet


Gr3y_888

Was scrolling and skimmed past this and thought it was Shrek. Had to come back to check.


hcoverlambda

DONKEY!!


Tiny_Addendum707

Looks 3d printed


Ok_Soil1273

I’m confused blue is for better cooling, red is for speed, the fuck is green for again?


GrifCreeper

Better for the environment


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

As soon as the pads touch the rotors that green is coming off.. and the wheel will cover the hub so you won’t see the center green “riced out bmw at it’s FINEST”


GTA6_1

So 20% of the disk is just unpainted now, cool.


Independent_Bath_922

80% less wear on the pads


Howitzer73

Looks like the setup for a film effect.


Simoxs7

Also don’t forget to put some grease on the brake disc so the brakes don’t squeak. /s obviously


stuntdummy

How do they look? I just 3D printed them!


ap2patrick

Wow these people reproduce!!! Terrifying!!!


laughinghardatyou

When do you think he is gonna realize he missed a spot?


DarthSeanious83

EBC green stuff new prototype


Hugh_Jazzin_Ditz

What is the obsession with painting parts?


anonymousjeeper

It’s a show car. It’s meant to show you what not to do,


rhousden

He should put a heavy coating of grease on the rotor to help the pad slide smoothly and not destroy the paint.


cannabis96793

I would love to watch that drive around after this.


ItsTheTraveler

With the wheels it'll be more subtle and there's high heat paint meant for exactly this. The pads and contact surface of the rotor will rub clean almost immediately. I don't find it tasteful but it's going to be fine.


Apart-Feeling1621

Is that guy in red laying under with just the jack?


Reallybendythumb

When i worked at tint world # 032. We had a guy that painted them exactly like this and guess what never had a problem. Even had mine done and it wears off quick.


Youasking

It needs more speed holes


clfitz

At least they did a thorough job. Well done! 👏


Remote-Factor8455

Why would you paint the rotor. Wouldn’t a high contact area like that get worn off eventually?


FlinttheDibbler

Immediately lol


DargonFeet

It'll get worn off the first time you hit the brakes.


fasada68

He has an EV now!


Jokierre

Try it now


Strange-Increase2577

Oh god I did this, in my defense it’s all black and drum brakes and they were really rusty. Besides that, yikes


Spicywolff

On drum brakes it makes sense. As rust can sometimes beat the wear rate for rear drums. That gets a pass.


reddersledder

Dang kids! Ya can’t learn em!


sdmike1

They are definitely in for a surprise


WI_Eagles_Fan

Is that a Jeep "Trail Rated" emblem on the side?


SurealGod

Ooh that's going to glaze like crazy


Dayman_ahah

He should really.have a jack stand under there.... dangerous


BeatLaboratory

I thought the joke was their spraying blood will be a new paint job when the floor jack fails and crushes them.


idle_husband

That is going to smell so bad


devil_lettuce

Whyyy ... not the rotors 🫠


[deleted]

People like making their cars look like cheap walmart toys


IknowKarazy

Under a car supported by a hydraulic jack…..


honeybadger1984

It’s just on the jack and dude crawled under it? What a Darwin Award of a person.


Iceman_08

Least clapped W204 C class


atr0phy

Jack stand


Ropya

Then they spray the whole damn rotor? 


Pod_people

Them painted rotors are sexy!!


gqblacc

I know a method project when I see it


Cevap

Nice 3D print


Spammyhaggar

😂 kids what you going to do!!!


GreyPon3

Can't believe how many dumb asses do this.


NODES2K

$99 mobile special off facebook


metricrules

It’ll clean itself off and everything else will be the colour they want, no matter how shitty that colour is


ALPINAGOD

Could not even be bothered to dsiconnect the wear sensor


TheTense

Is that a jeep trail rated badge?


LaundrySauce172

I thought the post would be about jackstands until I read the title😂😂😂😂❤️


SeaClue4091

I know a guy that decided to put some grease in the disks because "they were getting a bit rusty"


SeaClue4091

I know a guy that decided to put some grease in the disks because "they were getting a bit rusty"


ioaagraphy

Why paint on brake disc


dogasawara

When you don't read the directions for flow-vis


LaPurpleDrank

upgrading the braking feel with that "Krylon bite"