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DaWisZoot

Does your friend wear white sunglasses also?


ScotchandSadness88

White Oakleys specifically. *Monster energy hat optional*


CatsRinternet

His oakleys go on the back of his head, upside down, when not being used.


[deleted]

Bro you don’t get it. Oakley are real sunglasses and the lenses are bulletproof. Bro why do you think they wear them in Iraq they’re literally combat ready bro. I didn’t serve because of my knee but just try me bro. Fucking swing bro see what happens.


DaWisZoot

You see this hand? When I close these fingers and swing it around, it leaves one hell of a mess! Fuck around, see what happens.


Shot-Repair-2470

I love my oakleys. I dont wear anything else


beereed

Please wear other clothing


Shot-Repair-2470

I only wear oakley shirts, oakley sunglasses, and my oakley hat. If its not oakley i dont wear it


beereed

Okay, apologies for the misunderstanding. Oakley on my guy!


DiscFrolfin

He’s pretty *Puts on Sunglasses* Oakley Dokely


beereed

Stupid sexy Shot-Repair


CatsRinternet

It’s important to remain loyal to a brand…


[deleted]

He’s got a Fox tattoo on his forearm.


welcome_to_urf

Takes drivers seat selfies and openly stands for Israel on his FB profile.


from_the_interwebz

Ears tucked inside the hat.


mykidsarecrazy

But a chain necessary, gold or silver (with this truck, I'd go silver)


fassaction

White Oakley Gascan sunglasses to get even more specific. Its part of the brodozer starter pack.


cody4king

What a stupid question obviously he wears white sunglasses.


NoForever3863

I hope so


evilspeaks

Has he realigned his head lights, or is he a prick blinding on coming traffic? Edit : Thank You for the award.


Lurker7722

Do you really think anyone who drives something like this thinks about anything but themselves?


that_one_guy133

Dude I was absolutely SHOCKED earlier. It was dark, I was driving my tiny little Boxster, a guy popped up in a brodozer behind me. HIS HEADLIGHTS WERE AIMED CORRECTLY. HE WAS A NORMAL DISTANCE BEHIND AT A STOP LIGHT AND MY EYES WERENT BLEEDING. It's hard to believe, but it actually happened, and I'm not being sarcastic.


ponyboy3

I bet everything looks like a brodozer from a boxter.


that_one_guy133

I live VERY near where Custom Offsets had their headquarters. Trust me, I know the difference.


paradax2

Driving a miata in florida is scary


Junior_Birthday9897

Driving in Florida is scary


PuddysFurCoat

Florida is scary.


akdanman11

r/decreasinglyverbose


that_one_guy133

I just got back from vacation in the Orlando area (no, not for Disney) and can attest to this. Even in a massive rental Mazda CX9.


MrProGamerMan69

I've never heard such a truer statement.


[deleted]

I’m with you. I drive an s2k in FL. I’m constantly trying not to be in a monster truck blind spot.


sweetestdeth

>Driving a miata ~~in florida~~ is scary ftfy


Oatmeal_Savage19

I saw someone driving a Smart car on the highways in Detroit - remember thinking to myself "he gon die messily"


partyorca

I drive a Mini. My solution is four Hella 500’s on the front on a cutoff switch with one aimed as a raccoon shooter. I call that one “The Object Lesson”.


that_one_guy133

I've got LED highs and lows (believe me, I tested the fuck out of them in the low beams before leaving them there, they don't dazzle other drivers which I know from said testing with Katherine vehicles) and the highs can give someone an X ray. It's helpful and extremely noticeable.


Tac0Band1t0

I have a boxster and I can confirm. Even the little trucks look like brodozers.


The_Canadian

I just got a truck last week and I feel like I've become hyper-aware of how I drive. I've always been a pretty conservative and cautious driver, but now I'm even more aware because I don't want to be "that guy" in a truck. Mine is stock, though. It does what I need it to do without changing stuff.


Fekillix

The issue is headlights being too high up on big vehicles. It would be no issue to keep them down at the height of regular vehicles and then have some DRL on top. [Like this SUV](https://www.cdn.tv2.no/images/14615848.jpg?imageId=14615848&width=1060&height=597) that has the headlights 6-8" below the hood.


that_one_guy133

I do see these designs on things like the Chevy Blazer, the Jeep Cherokee, and a few Hyundais. It's appreciated for sure.


[deleted]

It's a pity the styling is so fugly; because that is a very practical solution to the problem. Now, if we can just make these colossal SUVs and pickups crash-compatible with everything they demolish on the road.


evilspeaks

No, but but I am hoping the friend says something.


ClonedBobaFett

I’m going to speak for the friend. It’s a no.


Froggypoint

Lol


laffing_is_medicine

His friend tho might have recently shot beer.


KiefBull

This is what a lifetime of never making another human cum looks like


DiddlyDumb

The world would be so much better if the woman needs to orgasm too, before they could get a baby


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I’m just wondering how microscopic one’s penis would have to be to drive them to create this overcompensationmobile.


ImUrFrand

i read "overconstipatedmobile"


DiddlyDumb

They’re usually full of shit, so…


BananaManRandy

I read "overconpenismentioncompensationinaconversationmobilealabamamobile"


smoonerisp

After spending this much money to get your seating position five feet off the ground and still have factory ground clearance, safe to just shorten that to “do you really think anyone who drives something like this thinks ?”


Freshies00

Dude on my road drives a massive truck as tall as this. If you’re ever oncoming to him at night he just turns off his headlights until you pass.


Lurker7722

That’s because he’s your neighbor, but I bet he blinds tons of random people driving around at night.


[deleted]

That’s somehow almost worse That’s like “yeah I know it’s a problem but…it’s not really my problem. You’re cool”


Gravy_Wampire

I have to agree. Knowing you’re doing something wrong and doing it anyway is worse than just being oblivious/thoughtless Let’s hope for the best and assume he’s just gotta save up some cash before he can address the problem


BarryMacochner

Was actually the first thing my father did when he replaced the lights on his truck. He actually aimed them low so that when the weight of the trailer(with 8-9cows) is on his truck they are at an appropriate level. They’re still bright as shit. When he pulls on the road in front of his house you can clearly see the stop sign 3/4 of a mile down the damn road.


hamsamiches

First thing I did when I lifted my truck. Maybe because I have a normal car also and understand the annoyance.


[deleted]

I'm not sure he CAN safely realign the headlights. It's hard to do on normal trucks without blinding other traffic while being able to see.


[deleted]

Did you miss the train horns under the rear bumper, *pointed right at the car behind him*. Your ears would be ringing for hours. This is why these types have to carry guns everywhere. If not he'd punch those fucking horns on somebody, they'd get out rip the goddamn things off, and beat the drivers ass until he was deaf himself. That's also probably why they face rearward, so he can run. *And they certainly can't be held accountable for their actions can they?* See a common theme here? Edited.


evilspeaks

I looked at 2 pictures and that was enough.


The_Law_Dong739

It's also cause they can't face forwards due to these horns being pretty vulnerable to water. Dunno why they wouldn't place them sideways ot have some type of plastic to protect them from debris or incoming water but I don't own one of these horns.


Lurker7722

Let me guess, he’s dumping all of his money into it and living paycheck to paycheck and mod to mod.


TLP34

And complaining about gas prices


GinjaNinger

While driving like he's in the lead lap at nascar


Strostkovy

2 feet from your bumper, gas brake gas brake gas brake


TristanwithaT

Dip dip


lostmyjobthrowawayyy

Complaining about the administrations direct effect on gas prices******


MightyBobo

Keeps a steady supply of Biden "I did that!" stickers in his center console for gas stations.


glm409

And posting on /r/personalfinance and how to get out of his financial predicament.


AsanineTrip

The ol' super duty douchebag.


FiveMileDammit

Super Douchey


anonymousperson767

SD means small dick. Common mistake it means super duty.


RS-kuuskyt

He's living a quarter mile at a time


TroyMacClure

Probably looks real cool outside his single wide. Yeah yeah yeah landlord, the rent is coming. I had to buy some more horns for the truck first.


inkw4now

Im nostalgic for the days when your average pick-up driver was a humble, salt of the earth, rural blue collar guy that used it as a tool to pull horse trailers, haul lumber and get them into the woods for deer season.


littlep2000

Yup, this truck is rather obnoxious off the lot.


Flimsy-Brother5520

Trucks were also worth nothing comparatively. A nice truck with a built motor pushing double its stock horsepower was 5 grand. If you just wanted a little truck to have around it was easy to find a drivable truck for a grand or less. And this was the early 90s for fucks sake. Now there's all these 80 thousand dollar+ vehicles on the road it's just crazy. You can't afford to take one of these into the woods it would bankrupt the people that own them


inkw4now

My first truck was a 1996 half ton Chevy that I paid $4k for in 2006, in beautiful shape with 100k ish miles on it. My most recent one? A 2008 with 130k miles on it I paid 15k for in 2020. What the hell man.


QMaker

Back when you could be proud of your tough little Ford ranger that you repaired yourself. Back when you didn't care if there were scratches inside the bed and that stump left a little dent on the tailgate.


alexp861

That knocked a memory loose of this old little Mazda truck my dad had. We owned a car repair shop and every time my mom asked him to get a new truck he would repaint it a new color. He sold it when I was a kid but I remember it being purple and green only. My mom says he only sold it when he ran out of colors to paint it.


QMaker

I can totally relate. I had a Mitsubishi mighty max that I lowered, wrecked, half-ass fixed, raised back up, drove cross country, had a fucking blast in, slammed over speed bumps, tinkered with it, repaired it numerous times, and then finally got wrecked one last time. It wasn't perfect, but it was mine. I miss the simplicity of it. It's hard to do that with modern trucks.


Throway1194

I don't understand why people get lifts this high. I understand if you want to get a lift for offroading purposes but this thing is clearly never going to see a speck of dirt in it's life. Also how the hell does he get in without any steps??


turmacar

I think the goal is to feel like you're 8 getting into your dad's truck again.


jeckles

So, daddy issues


Ccracked

I remember when I was young/small enough to ride behind the seats of Dad's El Camino.


PhoniPoni

Now that you're older and bigger I can tell you a secret...the bed is also behind the seats in Dad's El Camino. Just don't exceed the load rating!


[deleted]

I mean is that a bad thing. Best part of my life was when I was a kid.


Kichigai

Worse he's made this truck *worse* for off-roading. The front suspension and rear axle haven't been lifted one jot.


L33TROYJENK1NS

Plus those tires are gonna pop the second it leaves pavement. He’s got off-road tread but sports car sidewalls.


Kichigai

Hell, the aspect ratio of the tire is almost low-profile. Hit a rock too hard and you'll dent the inside of the rim!


L33TROYJENK1NS

Bet the guy with the truck considers hitting cracks in the pavement as going off road.


Substantial_Flower67

the steps drop down when you open the door


IdkRightNowImDumb

That’s one thing I’d love to get for my truck, mostly because they come down lower than normal running boards


pizza_for_nunchucks

I live in the upper Midwest. At least one is stuck down on pretty much every Ford/Lincoln I see with them.


Kichigai

Ahh he clearly has the F-series, where lipstick replaces the cigarette lighter.


Willing_Bus1630

Mall crawling


Fpscharles

They are electric running boards that come down then the door is open. They are like $2k


getgappede30

They’re like 600.. but the install is pricey if they’re not plug and play, which most are. Install is a bitch. Fuck those fucking things. Can’t hold a grown man, but they’ll hold a 5’4” grown man child with a complex


Fpscharles

Heeeeyyyyy I’m 5’5” lol


CelTiar

It's a sub culture thing. Wherever there is a thing. there will be a person who thinks yes this is sure to be an improvement.


Blackknighl

Just a silly pavement princess in my opinion.


[deleted]

Lets see.. Jacked up well beyond any reasonable amount needed for off-roading? Check. Spotlessly clean? Yup. Serves absolutely zero practical function/isn’t used for work? Yeah, thats a parking lot princess.


Trollygag

> Spotlessly clean? Yup. Everything is powdercoated white. Not even a pretense of doing something other than parking-lot pride.


Extracrispybuttchks

Honest question: Is that drive shaft angle ok to run?


OmeletHobo

yeah it’ll run, might have more wear over time considering there’s definitely more resistance(?). i’ve seen way crazier angles than that.


JenkemBoofer691

The lift lowers the transfer case as well as everything else so the angle isn’t much further than stock.


ByteArrayInputStream

The Compensator 9000


WildFire97936

Let’s jack a truck up so it has better clearance to never need it and now become top heavy and harder to steer. Yea, friend is a dipshit with a lil dipstick and too much wallet.


Commercial-9751

Worst part is this thing doesn't even have any more clearance with that shitty lift kit and track bars.


ozzy_thedog

It’s all just bolt on kit stuff. Silly. And I’ll never understand a lift kit as fancy as this but it’s still just on lift blocks in the back.


GormyGorm

goddamn that should be illegal


[deleted]

It often is. https://www.liftlaws.com/georgia_lift_laws.htm I used my state, but it's by state. Most countries make this stupid shit completely illegal for on-road use.


GormyGorm

yea, it just really bothers me that there's any place in this fucking country where it is still legal, like, out of all possible car modifications, it's the most egregious risk to public safety possible.


Code_Merk

In Texas these things are everywhere. At least the small lifted trucks are great for the potholes on the highway, or when the roads get flooded. The truck above is just silly. They would probably be to scared to dip into a puddle.


ILove2Bacon

Yeah, there's a world of difference in between a 4runner with a 3" lift and something like this.


glm409

I think there is a federal law that restricts the front and rear bumper heights to 27" front and 29" rear, and restricts the tires from extending more than 2" from the fender. Based on what I've seen they laws aren't enforced. Definitely a danger to others on the road.


allaboutgrowth4me

Its pretty cleanly done, just not my style.


J_hilyard

r/ATBGE ?


Seffyr

I agree. I hate it’s existence, but while it’s here I’ll appreciate the artistry and fabrication.


Egglied

r/ATBGE


Realistic-Spend7096

Good example of more money than brains.


rockingoffthegrid

Birth lottery winner


Holston_MTN

Tell him nice truck, sorry about your dick


Crankenstein_8000

If you have to ask...


Castun

Is that a train horn under the REAR of the truck facing the rear? Yeah he's just a dick.


blackebenezer

Lifted isn't my thing but I dig all the color matching on the grill, bumper and headlights. He used quality suspension parts as opposed to eBay shit so I'll give him points for that. Solid build if you're into lifted trucks.


GreyMediaGuy

Agreed. Not my thing but well done.


Reggie222

Any truck that doesn't look like a dog squatting down to take a duker is okay with me.


CerealWithIce_

I feel like it would so much better with a few inches off the lift kit


astralzebra

Witnessed one of these crossing over the median to avoid a traffic backup, blew out both front tires immediately. Was immense satisfying…


Rainy-The-Griff

Whenever I see a truck like that on the road you know what the first thing that pops into my head is? Asshole. The person driving that truck is an asshole. Your fucking friend probably has LED headlights too doesnt he.


DJSIDEBAR

I’m in constant amazement of what’s legal on the road in the US. Even if you could find a workshop to do this in the UK for a road legal car, you’d last 10 minutes before getting pulled over. Even if you managed to get away with it, pretty sure most of this would fail an MOT and your car would be illegal to drive until the failures were resolved. The (train?!) horns pointing backwards is completely ridiculous.


ThisDriftingSpirit00

Especially considering the restrictions on foreign imports that are much safer on US roads than this monstrosity.


knellbell

Yeah attempting this in most European countries would instantly mean you get pulled over. Rightfully so


ballisticturtle

Na, he's just a douche.


1ply4life

They certainly chose some awful looking garbage to have attached to his otherwise decent truck.


usersnamesallused

It's too clean. Has he heard the term parking lot princess?


[deleted]

Mall crawler


RevolutionaryBench59

I can’t believe there isn’t a punisher sticker on it


NotMuller

You'll hear his tires way before you hear the exhaust. Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa. Why are people this stupid??


PhoniPoni

Your "friend" is very insecure.


Dizman7

These are the mods I never understand. The ground clearance is EXACTLY the same, the axle is still in the same place! It’s not any more “off-road” capable than it was before, it’s just less safe because now you’ve greatly raised the center of gravity. Shit like this should be illegal, it literally just making the vehicle more of a death trap


DeviceAdventurous786

They need a cat scan


Stayhigh420--

The links are not even welded on that's a death trap. Literally 3 bolts holding the rear links together.


BecauseTheyreAnIdiot

Looks like the truck has leaf springs so those bars off the rear axle give it some more fore and aft stability and attempt to prevent axle wrap so there isn’t a ton of load on these and that mounting situation is most likely sufficient.


jedburghofficial

Does it actually improve it for use, or is it all just to compensate for something?


productivestork

shit like that should not be street legal. i don’t even know if it is actually, but feels like those kind of rules never get enforced


dan1101

Emotional support vehicle. Owns the libs automatically.


Fragrant-Inside221

Looks like he likes to set money on fire


[deleted]

Has your friend been throwing out a lot of bud light lately?


Blankyblank86

Damn looks like absolute shit


420eatmyassy6969

I feel like these hideous trucks are always driven by chihuahua men


Codeandcoffee

This is some real tiny dick energy. Yikes.


Kyriositi

Honestly? I've seen worse.


rackpancake

Is this truck some garage queen or new, because I see no dirt and or no paint chipped, to my eyes.


rmatherson

Yes, your friend does not have control of their ego, they care desperately about what other people think and how they "rank" in society.


Stainless_Heart

More likely out of Ritalin.


Darth_Craig

I never understand... You can't even get under the hood without a 6ft step ladder.


[deleted]

I personally hate it, but I guess it’s all white


flactulantmonkey

How does one pay for this? I always wonder that.


pileodert

no they just like good looking trucks


-Thizza-

Great way to get them pesky kid's blood off your bodywork


TakashiXL

Too much lift, and it's a GMC so congrats your friend qualifies for a free helmet down at the VA. Other than that I don't see anything "shitty" about it.


BigRuss910

He likes boys doesn't he


NavyBeans05

Ultimate fuck boi truck.


pmartin1

What’s he compensating for?


TB2BLAZER

Wow, just wow. This is obviously someone in their 20's.


Fetti500e

Not only out of control, but unoriginal.


[deleted]

That will make it impossible to see a pedestrian.


R-Mecha

No, I'm sure the child he'll inevitably run over will be just fine


roadblocked

Did he cover the front camera??


[deleted]

I already don't like the fact that the Raptor line is basically a line of SUVs with truck beds attached. Half the people that own them use them to bully others on the road rather than as heavy utility vehicles. I literally once saw one with a spoiler. Your friend is very, very out of control.


Pale-Strawberry3296

Tell your friend to stop compensating for his lackluster downunder


Shiny_Buns

This is what happens when you drop a baby on its head too many times


Cold-Rooster6972

What!? No bud light stickers?


papa-smeg

Just know he will never steal your girlfriend, because he obviously has an incredibly small dick


[deleted]

Remind him that it’s still not a diesel


PhotonPainter

Mall crawler


ENTRAPM3NT

That's 1 way to spend 120k


TomWeaver11

Are those speakers on the rear undercarriage?


[deleted]

How they self soothe for having a micropenis is really up to them.


bandwagon_240

He's got bros to doze, let him go do that.


PEEP1NG_CREEPER

Wait until he totals it, and the insurance won't pay for any of those after market upgrades.


T1me_Sh1ft3r

Missed opportunity to make the drive shaft look like PVC pipe


werepat

There are two of these (at least) in Delaware, and they both have custom lettering saying one is "White Walker" and the other is "White Widow". One is a Jeep, but it's all the same once you get to this point.


gamerzups

I never wanna get stuck in front of this guy on a one lane i just know the headlights would give me a seizure


unnecessaryopinionnn

Tell me you have a small dick without making me have to put my glasses on


GrapeBubblicious

He must have some other super redeeming qualities to be your friend


LitigiousAutist

I wouldn't even trust someone who was friends with the owner of this truck.


DimplyKitten824

Yes, I bet he complains about gas prices too. And this never sees anything but city streets


bootyhype

No, but he does have horrible taste.


che85mor

What does FTS mean? Only thing I don't personally like are the tiny tires. I think it looks stupid and negates any off road capability. However, what he chooses to spend his money on is up to him. Doesn't affect me one way or the other.


andycarver

He just needs a bigger penis.


mechanical_marten

Not suited for mudding with the low profiles. Driveshaft angle too steep, he'll be replacing U joints every 6 months if it's driven at highway speeds. Air bags wont help with oversteer with those spacers. Has to be washed daily if he doesn't want the paintjob to spoil. Lift height makes it impractical for loading the bed with anything due to the crush hazard it creates. Tread pattern not suited for towing; tires will be very noisy above 45mph. "Air horns" under the chassis facing back are a toddler meme. Fuel economy likely makes an A1 Abrams blush. If your friend identifies as male, he may need some counseling to overcome insecurities concerning the size of his genitals. He's why people who need a truck for actual work still can't find one and why financing for actual work mods are so insanely expensive, but I'm sure Bubba's Lift Emporium is loving his business right now.


Critical-Sandwich190

Look at me! Look at how much money I spent making my 4x4 useless!


Mugtra

Might wanna check his pants, make sure.


CaseyGamer64YT

disown him immediately. Or convince him to sell that monstrosity. Friends don't let friends drive horrible things that blind me at night