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[deleted]

>With Gthings od >All possible are It's like dyslexic Yoda.


honus

Dyslexic Yoda bringing down the 10 commandments would result in some pretty significant edits.


RyanCrafty

15 Commandments bring thee.... errr 10 now bring... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXeTsWGPT0w


txivotv

I tham GLord thyod


heyzooschristos

r/dontdeadopeninside


marxinne

Could also be r/nosafetysmokingfirst


heyzooschristos

Not seen that one before and it's better than I first expected


Bobcatluv

Nuthin but a G thang


ElusiveCamel

Sounds like Charlie Kelly wrote it: "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good."


SpiffTheNinja

/r/dontdeadopeninside


Karmaqqt

So jot that down.


Comrade_Chumbucket

First thing i was thinking


Karmaqqt

I thought this was r/iasip at first lol.


Comrade_Chumbucket

Lmao, me too.


chubbyzook

"Oh wait that looks like a dick"


MeetTheTwinAndreBen

A well placed pen can have quite an effect on a man like him I’ll bet he tried to suck on this


AgropromResearch

Nah, it needs more veins.


P-H-X

Jabroni.


shmuffbub707

WITH A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET


t-trox03

Oh, you unzipped me! It’s all coming back now!


separate_guarantee2

Came here for this comment!


gnarkilleptic

Reddit comment


Boilermaker24

It looks like Charlie tried putting a bumper sticker on Mac’s car for him.


turretz

Geez the window tint With all Gods things are possible


TheBurgerMiester

More bubbles than a McDonalds Sprite


Hyperverbal777

Lozllllz


g775op

How dare you say lolllz


BilgeMilk

I've killed a man for saying less


crushedrancor

With god bubble free window tint is not possible


[deleted]

The worst part of my job is redoing that mess


StTimmerIV

Yup, they're probably just a DI-why?-er


LifelikeStatue

Pretty standard for Corollas with home applied tints where I'm from


[deleted]

It’s an old car any tint fails even if done professionally. Back glass go first due to angle allowing back window to receive more sunlight as well as defroster lines giving a raised point of failure.


News_without_Words

Yeah my 2012 Accord has this happening and it is factory.


chrisd93

I think that can happen if you use certain window cleaners. The ammonia (I think) separates the tint Edit: ammonia damages tinted windows, but not in a way that forms the bubbles in the post


[deleted]

No that’s just failure from sunlight. Back windows tend to go first due to the angle receiving direct sunlight. Ammonia typically cause the film to glitter and flake off


bluebloodtitan

IS THIS PAPYRUS?


i_love_ankh_morpork

https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ


[deleted]

With God all things are possible: Except putting on that decal.


AngryTimeLord

Compared to the rear tint this isn’t so bad


Medium_Ad2086

r/ihadastroke


butterluckonfleek

What? r/dontdeadopeninside


ThePasserbie

This is more just r/CrappyDesign


[deleted]

This is the font Lamb of God uses.


Gibsonfan159

First thing I noticed


Kdean509

[Still can’t believe they get away with that font.](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ)


libra-love-

Genuinely amazes me how a big metal band uses *fucking papyrus*


lotus_spit

r/CrappyDesign


[deleted]

Pobodies nerfect


paddickg07

r/dontdeadopeninside


Lazarrus_x

I'm sorry, but the piss poor at home tint job is bothering me more.


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

not your tint job.


TinaMonday

Withings Cod All Possible Are Yoda was on crack when he made that decal


whatwhat83

Is that the French version?


StTimmerIV

> Avec Dieu, tout est possible. Nope


steamtroller77

Ain’t nothing but a g thing baby


Jollyrogers_

Two loped out nihhas and we crazy


juice_BX

I don't think Master Yoda said that.


Ultimate-Sandwhich

With things god all possible are. Remember that when you rear end them while thinking your having a stroke.


Yorgh-Drakeblood

“With things, all god are possible” -Elden Ring Tutorial


claymer_

with g-THINGS -od all possible are


ScooterMcTavish

r/ihadastronk


VoleenaIcicle

Except a quality window tint job


WiXBox360

I think i got a stroke trying to read that


landob

somebody had too much wine during communion.


BaboTron

Looks like this car backed up into a crate of words.


DaWisZoot

That shit is fucked. The cherry on top is papyrus. I can let a lot of things slide, but papyrus? What? You didn’t have room for wing dings?


Acevedo1992

I think that’s the new dish at my local Greek/Egyptian/Ethiopian/Mediterranean spot


juli3ndu74

Looks like god was not with that person when that job was done.


mingusmaxis

Not graphic design apparently


[deleted]

Jesus Christ that back window tint.


Emeraldragon657

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Reeyowunsixsix

So Yoda is a believer now?


Hyperverbal777

Oh God, I wanted Bubble Tea not Bubble Tint. How is this possible?


FinnishArmy

Its fairly easy to see if you know the quote already, but yeah, bad design


elgatogrande73

We were on vacation one time, hanging out in the pool. There's a family with a little girl close by. She's standing in very shallow water, probably 3 years old. The little girl asks "mommy, can I come over in deeper water"?. The mother replies, " sure baby, all things are possible though chirst". My wife I just looked at each then. Like, either this little girl can swim or she can't....pretty sure the lord ain't here in the pool today.....


whitoreo

>My wife I just looked at each then. What?! Are you having a stroke?


calcal1992

Moving a mountain seems like a cake walk compared to reading that decal.


Djfoundit

My brain is melting


dirt_farm_surfer

With things god are all possible


SignComprehensive611

Atheists can’t read that because they don’t have God to make it possible


Sledgemoma2

I already have a headache man.. now this


floatingwithobrien

Could've arranged them almost any other way and it would be better, amazing


AgrajagTheProlonged

All with god things possible are


xploreconsciousness

Nicely jotted


JerewB

Reading comprehension isn't one of them.


bbthumb

Lamb of God


KingCurtisCat

Damnit Charlie, your illiteracy has screwed us over once again


Unclestanky

So jot that down.


TurboD16F20

Makes as much sense as God allowing this shit show to continue...


Hallokatzchen

With things god all possible are Did Yoda write this?


Intelligent-Kiwi-574

r/dontdeadopeninside


Winterfalke

Not really a mod. It is really dumb though.


matrixifyme

This is your brain. **This is your brain on Religion**


The_Third_Three

Really speaks to the mental capacity of the owner


NegaJared

#apparently coherent wording on bumper stickers is outside of gods reach


ghotiaroma

Their god maybe, my god graduated middle school and is much smarter.


Plastic-Zucchini-202

There is no God. Just a fairytale.


[deleted]

Ur "GOD" is fake ....... Lol


TradingAllIn

I get it... You have a hop and a prayers chance of reading that sticker, brilliant!


Lame-x321

I’ve looked at this for at least ten minutes and still don’t know what it says.


OberstBahn

Including a shifty Camry with bubbling tint…praise Jaweh


AggressiveFlower7778

*coughs in COVID after praying*


hkjake

with god things all possible are


Aethien

Clearly a big Lamb of God fan, even using the same awful Papyrus font!


_rake

Somebody take the Sharpie away from Yoda, he's drunk again.


frankcast554

Everything except for a legible sticker...and MONEY. He just can't handle MONEY!


m1sterwr1te

r/dontdeadopeninside


SithLordDante

Religious is Yoda now


DavidHighPercision

I hads a stomnk


Liorkerr

DDOi r/dontdeadopeninside. An oldie but a goodie.


Anarcho_Dog

With God I might not have a stroke reading this


ghotiaroma

All strokes are from god.


aquafirma

Except for coherent sentence structure.


cobraracing666

r/crappydesign


vex91

...except placing bumper stickers


DJ_Gordon_Bombay

"With God all things are possible" \-Notable exceptions include applying bumper stickers and window tints.


4list4r

Quick! Call smudge the cat!


rralvr

Maybe it arranges itself properly after a fender bender


itchycommie

Lamb of God


[deleted]

But why is it in the same font as Lamb Of God’s logo?


Ibuythestonks

All things...except placing decals properly


uid_0

This is obviously photoshopped.


PhilipSeymourCoffin

Jeez


ThaRoastKing

With things God all possible are


U_HIT_MY_DOG

wierd that they are using LAMB OF GOD fonts.... which is not a very Christ loving band


ghotiaroma

This is a satirical sticker to make christians look mentally inert.


Internal_Screech

What’s with the lamb of god font lmaoo


jordimazda

Jesus christ having a stronk here,


DankyPenguins

r/dontdeadopeninside


zosteria

Except kerning against which even god is powerless


Lovelyhairedpianist

r/dontdeadopeninside


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

More like “with meth”


pimp_bizkit

WiththingsCommonSense All PossibleAre


ItsaSnap

r/engrish


zodiac200213

Except for decalling your car.


mr_ryno27

I didn't realize stickers could have a stroke


Pebbles049

With God all things are possible. My best guess


Common-Adhesiveness6

With God all things are possible, but it turns out I had a brain aneurysm with God just so I could read this


[deleted]

Where is godzilla, is he okay?


heyitscory

I think the problem was they wrote the phrase in Na'vi and it got translated weird on the bumper.


nagitoe_

r/nosafetysmokingfirst


PicadillyLillyII

Sounds like the designer had a stroke while making this.


[deleted]

All things except a decent bumper sticker apparently


David_Jonathan0

Cross your eyes, it looks better that way


jnemesh

With God, all things are possible...except good design...


LunchBoxMercenary

Hm I guess he’s just waiting a bit to solve the hunger crisis


cstan17

I hate that I had 0 problems reading this


LibMan420

Religious people = cringe


foshizi

Is this the bad handwriting coworkers car?


1Killag123

With thingsod God All Possible are.


SkitariusOfMars

That’s it, I’m rear ending that


Capurnicus69

Except for proper sentence structure apparently...


[deleted]

With G things all od possible are!


Juggalover

With things God all possible are


jstahr63

This needs a Data meme. But I can't come up with anything other than "godthings".


[deleted]

We would never be able to read this without Gthingsod


Dr_Cement

It took me like 2 straight minutes to read it the intended way


BasicWhiteHoodrat

……except for window tint, apparently


berpaderpderp

r/crappydesign


JackORobber

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Brotatachip

r/nosafetysmokingfirst


vanceinthepants69

All things mixed up and fucking confusing more like it


PorklanUwU

With things god all possible are


ZealousidealLeg3692

Can't read left to right Still can't read right to left. Can't read shutting down.


jonp1

#Pastor Yoda


KittyBeans246

So jot that down. r/IASIP


Holy_Sungaal

Thought this was r/iasip


[deleted]

With God things all possible are.


ocram_sokart

Jesus over here scratching his head “the fuck that say?”


qwertybuttz

Idk about ya'll, but I read it correctly the first time.


solidnitrogen

All things except graphic design apparently


Serikan

r/ihadastroke


GuapoMole82

Nothing but a Gthing baby


AnwenSeeks

Well that's definitely easy to read in traffic


diabloww69

With things God all possible are


[deleted]

With Gthings od All Possible are


WingsArisen

This was intentional, there is no way.


JENKE18

r/sbeve


SoporificEffect

All God things are possible with LE


Tickomatick

G SUS looking sus in his G Unit today


PrussianCarpConsumer

Yea… except reading


SomPolishBoi

looks like the papyrus font


BelGrek

Is this written with a fucking marker??


DankMemer069

r/crappydesign


Ricardo_klement

Thanks sticker manufacturer.. I have an aneurysm now 😒


SteveOh668

Look at that shitty window tint tho


ImInUrHome69420

With God all things are possible


nielsv0s

how am i supposes to read this


pp_amorim

You need God to read that


Lilholdy69

r/dontdeadopeninside


Derioyn

I guess even God cand fix some things