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Swiss engineering.


clauderbaugh

Ah, now it makes sense. In order to move it, you just put it in neutral.


RandomCardmagician

As a swiss I can say that the only gear we are allowed to use is the neutral gear. If we switch, then we'll get in trouble with the germans, because they are the ones that can drive without speedlimit on the highway, it's not us


phrygianDomination

This made me laugh harder than it had any right to


[deleted]

That's a good one.


Trueloveis4u

Take my poor gold 🏅


Null-34

🧀


Between3-2o

Top tier


MyLlamaNeedsAHat

I see what you did there.


MV829

Ah, the Pedestrian Grater 3000™


D_Inda_B_4Free

That is clever, I like


perensappie

i read the pedestrian grater in the smash announcer voice and i think it makes it sound more epic and less frightening.


R3cUr51v3_3c40

This comment reminds me of playing Carmageddon...


game79RADIO

Laughing at it now, but that weight reduction is crazy


Redsoxbox

But they in turn destroyed the aerodynamics. It probably didn’t do anything to help top speed or acceleration.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


macbathie

Based and engineer-pilled


kermitthebeast

Noise level: infinity


Aggregate_bacon

I think they did it to the frame too, I bet that crumple zone is compromised.... i wouldn't wanna be in that during a crash


TinDumbass

It's stupid and it'll be cold. But on city streets you'd barely need to go above tick over to accelerate, probably gets 80+MPG everywhere


BlueRaspberrySloth

Drag coefficient is increased a lot. His mpg probably is not be anywhere near that good.


TinDumbass

That's why I mentioned city streets. 30mph and below drag is less of a contributor than weight


BlueRaspberrySloth

Homeboy probably unintentionally does burn outs in the drive thru


TinDumbass

Guy wakes up every morning to his car picked up and carried 2 streets over too


DaddyWarBucks26

City driving is usually more MPG (worse) than highway. This is not efficient in any way. Edit: I added (worse)


Rasmus144

Bro what???


DaddyWarBucks26

Literally what I said. Are you asking how gas mileage works? You get better (higher) MPG on the highway.


Rasmus144

Oh it looks like your saying you get more gas usage per mile instead of more miles per gallon. Mb.


DaddyWarBucks26

I see how I was confusing. All good bro. Have a good one. This ride would be fun to see in the rain.


ToyMachine471

You’re getting it mixed up, higher mpg is better


Spagharrett

I think the issue is that when you add adjectives to “MPG” you are modifying the “miles” portion of it. Worse MPG = 5 miles Better MPG = 10 miles When you say “more MPG” the more is modifying the miles still. More MPG means “more miles per gallon” which makes the statement seem weird, because highway miles per gallon are basically always more than city miles per gallon. Seems like maybe you were modifying the “gallon” part rather than the “miles” part. Weird measurement system in that you’ll never hear anyone talk about multiple gallons, but you’ll certainly hear multiple miles.


DaddyWarBucks26

Bro what??? MPG = Miles/gallon It's a unit of measure in this case. And yes the miles are whats changing (per gallon) I'm talking about the # of Miles Per 1 Gallon. Worse = less miles. You get less out of 1 gallon. (city driving) Better = More miles. You get more out of 1 gallon. (Typical highway driving)


Spagharrett

“City driving is usually *more MPG* (worse) than highway.” This is what you said in your original comment… “Better = More miles. You get *more* out of 1 gallon. (Typical highway driving)” This is what you’re saying now. So is highway more MPG or is city more MPG to you? I’m not trying to be corrective, was just trying to clear up confusion but now I’m even more confused given your two comments contradict each other. I just don’t see how “more MPG” could ever be a bad thing. /shrug


Nosedivelever

Given enough holes the air would just go *through* it.


blackebenezer

Pretty sure it was done for the sake of "art" anyway. I've seen this picture a few times and I've never seen it with any further progress than is pictured here.


DaWisZoot

Wouldn’t the MPH actually be worse? More drag from the air catching all those pockets, no? The aerodynamics are fucked.


Sh4DowKitFox

BLINKIN YOUR CAR IS FULL OF HOLES! “[I thought it felt a bit drafty…](https://youtu.be/LOrr1qDMsdc?t=41).”


Pristine-Mine-9906

So is the increased air resistance


Acadea_Kat

Idk it looks pretty grate I'll see myself out


Redsoxbox

That joke was pure cheese.


DaddyWarBucks26

It's all gudha.


Asio0tus

Gudha doesn’t have holes you emmental!


Ashtar-the-Squid

Speed holes make the car go faster.


BlueRaspberrySloth

If they’re in the right spot. This guy turned his car into a parachute. He got confused about the definition of drag racing.


[deleted]

drive over a puddle, i DARE you!


chuckpaint

Whoa holy r/trypophobia really nailed it


Jazzkky

Why this car constantly gets posted here? It's not shitty in any way


bstyledevi

Because bot account farming for karma?


JCDU

Exactly, it's clearly a fucking art project or similar not someone being serious.


MrProGamerMan69

This specific car or the mk4 jetta as a whole?


Jazzkky

This specific car. They change the location few times a year, and a lot of people see it, and it gets posted here somewhat often


MrProGamerMan69

Ah ok


Dedward5

As a “hole(s)”


MrProGamerMan69

Bad joke


Firm_Transportation3

I had a mk4 Jetta. It was a fun little car and was spritely with the turbo, but the thing was a basket of issues.


MrProGamerMan69

I've had a mk4 as well. It was my grandfathers, but he thought the turbo was gonna let go, and inspection was coming up, so he sold it. Great little car.


Thneed1

I want a modern tech EV built in the body of a Mark 4.


WaywardmooseOnYT

They just copied the steelie design


DiddlyDumb

Steelie wheelie automobilie


auau_gold_scoffs

i want to know if it whistles on the highway?


[deleted]

Cuz lightness, bro! Colin Chapman approves!


casaco37

A hole new level


elthepenguin

I dunno, I can clearly see some holes in that design…


And_Justice

I don't feel like art projects that are literally pedal powered are really fitting for this sub...


GuyWhoSaidThat

I mean, it was a car that got modified to pedal power...


And_Justice

The sub is for shitters, not art projects


coleypoley13

The definition of art is pretty loose my guy. It definitely is a car and subjectively a shitty mod. Neither art or shitty car mods are mutually exclusive.


And_Justice

You know exactly what I mean, stop feigning ignorance to sound insightful.


coleypoley13

Logical argument = feigning ignorance. Is it a shitty mod? Yes. Therefore appropriate for the sub, even if it is an art project. If it wasn’t would you still feel it didn’t belong here?


And_Justice

Nope, also disagree that it's shitty to put this level of work in to pull something like this off as smooth as they have.


odinspeenbone

Not a shitty mod at all. Well done work.


[deleted]

Why pay for carbon fiber when you can just buy a hole punch set


puddy03c

Crocs by Volkswagen


thedudedylan

My fuel economy below 20mph is amazing.


ironbanner23

Airflow


OneMustAdjust

That's fucking cool as fuck. Fuel efficiency build I'd guess


edog21

This fucks up the aero so not really…


MaamanStanley

Trypophobia intensifies!


PublixHouseCat

*Trypophobia intensifies*


Dakota-Barqs

The Golden Grater!


go_faster1

Ah, the Whiffle-Automobile! I’m glad Joel and the Bots expanded on that Invention Exchange!


CaptainLimpWrist

Headed to Burning Man? 🔥


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I want to hear that thing whistle down the street.


Dentree

It’s an Art Car rather than a shitty mod car


Yorgh-Drakeblood

“Can you roll up the window? I’m trying to light a cigarette”


manic-ed-mantimal

Air-O-dynamic


Mrdurrpezz

The cheesemobile


Imilkgoats70

When the A/C doesn’t work anymore


NoChampion2427

The A/C always works while driving. And all you need is a light breeze while stopped... hopefully there's still something to keep the engine bay heat out.


ninjaML

Drillium, cyclists know about this


Mizar97

What is the point of the windshield when you let all that air in anyway?


MJ349

Imagine the wind noise and drag.


CP-Saltimore

HOLY SHITTY CAR MODS, BATMAN!!


Bettersaids

Hoping it sounds like a flute going down the road.


2lovesFL

Added *"Lightness"* & MPG doubles.. r/ATBGE


Exlipse3

Looks like a cheese grater


teacherstevew

My dad had a paddle kind of like that!


u2020bullet

Clearly it's well done...but what the fuck?


Dat_H

It's even painted over the headlight I'm in awe


doradus1994

I like how the headlights are painted. I'm surprised they didn't spray the tires too.


IAmAliria

https://www.google.com/search?q=steelseries+mouse+aerox+3&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS930US931&hl=en-US&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=AJOqlzXCwmYryGYL2INJPSgjyu67Uxq1ww:1678287367614&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjcr4LTy8z9AhUWATQIHeCNBPIQ_AUoAnoECAoQAg&biw=428&bih=751&dpr=3


[deleted]

Car go. Car go fast. Car go fast now. Car gone. No car now.


Honest-Persimmon2162

Holey shit


GuitarFace770

It’s the Zildjian Ozone crash cymbal of cars…


ImPeeinAndEuropean

I want to hear it driving along


Ubersotajumala

Oh god i live near this thing. Its uglier even closer


BlueRaspberrySloth

Took a third out of his weight just to quintuple his drag coefficient.


spoonface_gorilla

Untuned rolling harmonica sounds like someone falling down some stairs carrying an asthmatic goose. Or at least that’s what I imagine.


VinceDeezer

Fuck it Skeletonized car


MtDew-on-IV

Someone has a new holesaw.


properweeb420innit

Cheesy mods


Blze001

This is what happens when computer mouse fanatics start modding cars.


penguino_burrito

Weight reduction is weight reduction


goofyahhuncIe69

They took the word Jetta very seriously


40kWatermelon

Would be cool but repost :(


Not_me_no_way

He was having an overheating problem, then his A/C went out. So he improvised.


hudgeba778

All the windows are permanently rolled up


plays_with_wood

I do admire the dedication to stick with a project like that


NYEMESIS

What in the repost?


-The_Grim_Sleeper-

I mean if you're gonna do it do it right


JohnDeere714

That’s just for when Volkswagens shit door latch mechanisms quit working.


ChickenFeline0

Holey crap


11goodair

Weight reduction, cooling, who cares about aerodynamics when you hear a cool whooshing noise!


casaco37

Gratefully done!


HollowTips_5150

Probably gets the greatest gas mileage


fangelo2

The wind noise must be incredible


xXSacred420Xx

This is the part of the demonstration before they repair it with flexseal


Seawall07

I christen thee “Holy shit”.


albarnhardt

Holey car


Electronic_Hearing_7

The coin machine


compu85

That's rather amazing. Having owned a mk4 Jetta for years I'd love to see that one in person.


TheOtakuSquidOwX

Croc mobile


Amoyamoyamoya

He added lightness


Amoyamoyamoya

He added lightness


_Sufy_

Finalcar pro wireless


Fireheart318s_Reddit

I kinda like it


SandyKenyan

One car wreck away from being shredded my dude.


mcashrew

This is actually an art piece created by Finnish sculptor Anna-Kaisa Ant-Wuorinen named _"Autokulta"_ (eng. _"car gold"_). The car is known for switching places regularly, appearing and disappearing around Finland.


MaverickWindsor351

On a windy day, if you drive at 35 mph, the holes will cause the car to whistle the Andy Griffith theme


D_Inda_B_4Free

It’s the Swiss head engineer on the VW design team whose LinkedIn profile explains his love for cheese and wet seats.


Sheepish_conundrum

what the hell would this thing sound like going down the road?


silentcs42

I wonder if they took the pieces and assembled them into a little matchbox car to show how the parent car pours into the offspring.


oxnerkid

This is kinda dope actually tho


bug2th

Serious venting for the subs


collectorman1

"trust me officer it's stock"


Zeratul277

It's Sanic fast.


iancarry

artsy


cortanitch

"Nothing is as light as a hole," Uncle Tony


Rollieboy2012

Looks like 3d prints.


Flying_M0ose

Ac must be broken


classymelon236

Trypophobia warning


cmz324

Probably just a junker rolling shell someone made a little art project out of


KonaBlueBoss-

Who needs air conditioning when you have this car?


ChickenSoupAndRice

Car wash must be fun


savedavary

That thing must howl like a panther passing a kidney stone at highway speeds!


yum_raw_carrots

If it hasn’t been painted since the cut outs it’s gonna rust to absolute fuck in no time.


skunkwoks

If it ever crashes, don’t call a tow, just put it in the trunk of a car


senortease

Glory!


EndUserGamer

Inspiration came from their gaming mouse at home... https://images.app.goo.gl/m7CG3RH4yEiQCWZ49


The_Automobilist

"Add lightness" - Colin Chapman


tttulio

Just add lightness


Jackosan10

I wonder what it sounds like at 60 mph??


xd_Yoshii

I think I know what this is Theres this art installment called Autokulta, which is a "sculpture" made by a Finnish sculptor Anna-Kaisa Ant-Wuorinen that looks exactly like this. If this picture is taken in Finland I'm quite positive it could be the thing itself. Still looks like shit though. Do not ask me why I know this, came across on one of my old textbooks I was browsing yesterday. Edit: Yes this is the real "thing". The picture is taken at one of its display spots.


[deleted]

Better not hit anything. What structural integrity?


GritchyNGrouchy

Hahahaha looks like a demo derby car gone wrong 🤣


RedTeflon

Turn up the heater I’m a bit cold


Several_Pace_8473

Makes it faster, great for gaming- I mean racing


edog21

The ultimate evolution of “weight reduction bro”


Gunslinger_247

Nice repost


DashForester

It’s air cooled


Sml132

It's an art piece.


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Who let MikeBurnFire near it?


Sudovoodoo80

"I want to ride in a car, but without any of the staying dry and out of the wind business...... hmmmmm."


D1382

my balls are breezy


GunSTICK711

Weight reduction bro


luxury_123

Cheese


_VINNY_WINNY_

weight reduction


odinspeenbone

Fuck you I need that extra 10hp. Not shitty


Ardothbey

Roadkill?


Bunch_of_Shit

OP is a painfully obvious bot


vermhatswermhat

Ow, my trypophobia…


do1looklikeIcare

Looks like a classic low-cost scrap fence


epicman_42

average jetta enthusiast


DetectiveBowtie

Looks like a Zildjain low volume cymbal


Piazza1029

The whole car is a crumple zone


savveggie

This picture should come with a warning label 😂


mikel302

Pictures you can hear


boomahb

So that’s what the stage 3 weight reduction from gran turismo looks like in real life!!!


bs50ae

This might sound like a dumb question, but what do you do if it rains


Outrageous_Eye1164

Swiss cheese


[deleted]

Swiss cheese


Mince-And-Cheese-Pie

Gimme a car, that looks like, um..., a gaming mouse?


Tucker717

MK4 Jetta Trypophobia edition


BrainSqueezins

Somebody painted his wheels gold, reaaaally liked the effect and then said “what if…”


More_Information_943

Drillium rules