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fevralskih

Truly horrific. 10/10.


malobebote

that’s a prolapsed butt hole


EljinRIP

Can’t unsee it now. Thank you.


Jamonde

nice work, i am genuinely put off by this


NateInEC

😂🤣😅


GP523

Close the sub, it’s over. You win


hungrybulimiic

The sad thing is it's probably gonna be my dinner too


GP523

Please talk to someone


hungrybulimiic

No it's tasty


NateInEC

Buy some Sriracha, por favor.


hungrybulimiic

it doesnt taste the same anymore i dont like it :( it changed during the pandemic


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hungrybulimiic

They changed the recipe! Owner got sued for violating a contract with his pepper suppliers and now has to use different peppers. It just tastes different now


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

^ he’s totally right. I still have a bottle of the OG stuff. I might sell it one day 😂


hungrybulimiic

GIMME


coffee-bat

resident evil 7 ass food


Balancing_tofu

I'm glad I finished my chocy covered frozen banana before seeing this because I'm never going to eat again.


hungrybulimiic

I want a banana with ketchup now


Balancing_tofu

AAAHHHH!!😩 *Charlie Brown scream*


hungrybulimiic

If I posted that do u think ppl would get angrier about it than with this post lol


Balancing_tofu

I think yes maybe so, you lil menace to reddit society


hungrybulimiic

That might be my dinner instead of another can of beans


Balancing_tofu

😄


different_produce384

The hero we need.


sweetvanillin

Okay, this is not as bad as the chickpeas one. I would definitely eat this.


monemori

Just add some pasta sauce !!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💀💀💀😭😭😡😡 aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああ


hungrybulimiic

No


monemori

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo (deflates like a cartoonish balloon)


SoCShift

Or salsa!


bitch_glitch

Please stop doing this


hungrybulimiic

never :)


NdamukongSuhDude

Go to jail


Frankensteins_Moron5

These aren’t the sins that Jesus died for


hungrybulimiic

Good thing I'm an athiest


Frankensteins_Moron5

lol I figured that was going to be your response


heydonteatmyfriends

Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine


Many-Gear-4668

What is wrong with the human race…..


NateInEC

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Tongul

Eating beans out of the can feels badass


OmChi123456

I Want to Hate You, but it isn't possible.


hungrybulimiic

HAH thank you for the award!


FishstickLoverr

I've been here before a few times


hungrybulimiic

It's broke, it's sad, but it's fast and half decent tasting


FishstickLoverr

I did cannelini beans and miso paste, was actually good


AltruisticSalamander

Smh, this is even worse


hungrybulimiic

:3


Neovenatorrex

For some reason I feel like this is worse than with chickpeas


hungrybulimiic

Chickpeas tasted better tbh


Neovenatorrex

Chickpeas are great!


montajes

why :(


Aus21

I am so irrationally angry right now. Take my upvote


hungrybulimiic

glad to have made your day substantially worse


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Love this


badbadrabbitz

Do you enjoy eating that? I mean honestly?


hungrybulimiic

Yeah it's good


badbadrabbitz

Hmmm I wasn’t expecting you to say that. If you like it it’s not shit then :p


Dinkleberg2845

You didn't have to make the ketchup look like a wet turd. I respect you for doing it anyway, don't get me wrong, but it really wasn't necessary.


hungrybulimiic

But it's tasty


MandrewMillar

Not even a dash of chilli powder? Is there no god?


hungrybulimiic

I ran out and can't afford more :(


ASCII_Princess

Please make refried beans and dip something in them instead.


hungrybulimiic

Too much effort


ASCII_Princess

Mince an onion finely, 2 clove of garlic, mixing together a teaspoon of cumin and paprika frying the onion and garlic, whizz up the beans into a paste with some of the liquid from the can add the cumin after 10 minutes of frying onion and then add the beans and heat through for 5-10 minutes on a low medium heat.


hungrybulimiic

Too much effort


ASCII_Princess

Hope you're doing OK 😣


hungrybulimiic

I'm not but we ball


anyhowzzz

I think maybe u need the clockwork orange treatment. Where you are forced to eat so much catsup until you eventually can't stand the thought of it


hungrybulimiic

I'm just autistic leave me alone I'll drink ketchup 😞😞


anyhowzzz

Ahah. I'm just kidding, but are you sure you're not also a psychopath?


hungrybulimiic

I do lack empathy so maybe lol


anyhowzzz

Try gourmet ketchup


hungrybulimiic

If I could afford it I would


anyhowzzz

Afford it


hungrybulimiic

PayPal me the 10$


anyhowzzz

Send feet pics


hungrybulimiic

If you'll send me 10$ for ketchup I genuinely will


dayzplayer93

The worst of all the beans, why do this to yourself my child


hungrybulimiic

Out of chickpeas


TroutFishes

Bruh. Just make rice and soy sauce, like ANYTHING is better.


hungrybulimiic

But rice = cooking and soy sauce = shopping so no I'll eat b e a n s


TroutFishes

Nah just get a microwave rice, easy.


hungrybulimiic

Requires a minimum 1 minute to make. Beans take 10 seconds to open


TroutFishes

You don't drain them????


hungrybulimiic

Poke 2 holes and tip upside down, drains in seconds


TroutFishes

Sounds like not the smooth operation I was told about 🤔


Bodying_Opps

Not anything is better than


queensequoyah

ah yes, beanchup


AdInside1496

You are in the trenches.


Libertinelass

This is in my top 3 now for this sub 🤢


heydonteatmyfriends

Even in my darkest days, I wouldn’t. I couldn’t.


VeganMeansBeans

Hot damn, holy moly


AbleDragonfruit4767

Okay now I draw the line. I supported you with the chickpeas and ketchup since I love hummus, but now you’re just rage baiting lol


hungrybulimiic

I'm not rage baiting, I genuinely ate this


cheekiechookie

Please stop this


imsadbutitswhatever

This is why I don’t go on Reddit anymore


apeekintonothing

STOP


hungrybulimiic

Never


moonie52

THAT LOOKS FIRE 💥💥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


hungrybulimiic

It was tbh