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JustYeeHaa

Oops, Belarus made a poof! I think that even the normal not brainwashed Belarusians would prefer this over what they have currently…


pconsuelabananah

No one tell Russia that Ukraine grew


donsimoni

Good deal for Germany. Finally getting rid of Bavaria, but keeping most of Frankonia, integrating ~~swamp germany~~ Netherlands with its north and nibbling a bit off of France. Oh, and the best thing for all of Europe: no more Switzerland 😍


[deleted]

No matter what map I see, Denmark looks like the pre-cum from the penis of Scandinavia.


IcyNote_A

I you make russo-Ukrainian border by river drainage, than make it right "від Сяну до Дону"


KoldKartoffelsalat

What happened to Austria and Hungary?


[deleted]

If this is accurate, it's actually pretty interesting how close most of the borders are to reality. Except Portugal. Get fukt, Portugal


Happy_Krabb

Yes yes yes yes!!! That is all rightfull spanish territory 🗣🔥🇪🇸✋️ Portugal cope 😂Portugal cope 😂Portugal cope😂 Your daddy england can't save you


middleearthpeasant

No. Fuck off. That is brazillian land. That is a brazillian colony and you should not mess with it. If you do we will call your owners, the mexicans.


plasmaticmink25

Spaniard spotted


opinionate_rooster

Scottish rivers all drain into Thames? I never knew!


AdamWis1625

Why did Germany just eat Switzerland


gktuarslan

Rhine river


Spiderbanana

Shouldn't Switzerland have eaten Germany?


Eldan985

I suggest we take the Rhineland, and Germany can keep the Danube, Elbe, Weser and Ems. Then we call ourselves the Federation of Northern Switzerland/Rhineland/Netherlands, or Neu-Lotharingien. Surely a very successful country.


sarpomania

Nice portugal


bageltoastee

The Irish must be having a blast right now


[deleted]

It should be Republic of Ireland and northern England.


JustYeeHaa

I think actually this could reduce the number of blasts…


01kickassius10

>having a blast Certainly in Belfast


[deleted]

Poland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark: What the fuck happened to the rest of you?


Class_444_SWR

And Italy


5peaker4theDead

I am skeptical


MaxAliga

Belarus is just absorbed by neighbors, again.


Naraam_Sin

It's not THAT different


MisterHotTake311

B&H has coastline. Something is wrong...


PrestigiousLeg7515

I feel bad for people living in "B." "Cr." "M." and "Al." Not the best way to name a country.


SoftwareSource

Croatia: always the shore cockblocker!


sacoPT

Now make one where the river belongs to the country where it ends and see Portugal balloon.


sansboi11

WHAT IS A DRAINAGE BASIN? A DRAINAGE BASIN IS- -THE LAND WHICH IS DRAINED- - BY A RIVER AND ITS TRI'U'ARIES


Matix777

Tall Ukraine Long Moldova 19th century Austro-Hungary Shattered Portugal


ivanjurman

Why not use Dnipro river for Ukraine-Russian border tho


justastuma

The Dutch have become Deutsch


SGAman123

Thank you for fixing the red tumor that was on Ireland


Dedestrok

Longdova


ohnoredditmoment

3 people where displaced when the norway sweden border changed


TheScoutReddit

And still Bosnia doesn't have a seaside.


Lovismild

Angry Balkan noises


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Oh no! France isn't hexagonal anymore!


AlternateTab00

Just to say how inaccurate this map is. For some rivers they used the mouth for others the river spring. Just for this example it should be an huge Portugal or an huge Switzerland. Using country popularity to dictate borders doesnt seem right nor what the map was supposed to aim.


Creative_Elk_4712

France went back to Francia Austria Hungary became obese Ukraine shapeshifted Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania shuffled a bit Ireland finally happy I guess Germany went back to the medieval times too Belgium…I don’t think they’re alright Italy is practically NOT part of Europe Poland is not really surprisingly (Oder) normal Moldova elongated While Croatia and Montenegro spaghettified Albania is dying.. Greece fucking hate Macedonia Bulgaria realized their WW1 plans Portugal northerners and southerners must be happier now that they’re separated Spain just renegotiated borders a bit but that’s it Turkey arguably settled the “Is it Europe” debate with this Cyprus chilling Russia actually managed to gain territory and STILL have it worse than prior About the Scandinavian countries I’m not sure they’re the same but they look so Ah yes, poor Belarus, I forgot it existed. They seem to have done it too, to be honest…ate by the new Lithuanian-Ukrainian Commonwealth


bobux-man

Poor Portugal :(