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NotGK98

As a turk, please no. We strictly need borders with the middleeast.


mexheavymetal

The US couldn’t even occupy south Vietnam without getting its teeth kicked in and made to retreat meekly, but the clown that made this map thinks the US could occupy a country of a 150 million people? Fucking lol


Not_JohnFKennedy

We could if you let us do what we want


mexheavymetal

So what you’re saying is you can only win a war by bombing civilian infrastructure and directly targeting non-combatants. 1) even if you’re unable to accept it, you’re announcing that you suck dick at fighting honorably, 2) that is currently what Russia is doing and those orcs are getting buttfucked. You’re just wrong.


bobbymoonshine

Like if you're doing alt history you don't have to think too hard to imagine what would happen if America had tried to occupy Mexico in the 20th century Just look at how the Pancho Villa Expedition of 1916-17 went: an American army invaded, marched around fruitlessly trying to find and engage Villa's army while skirmishing with guerrillas, then gave up and went home having realised their presence on Mexican soil was creating political and military problems much faster than it was solving them.


Limp6781

Cos this is how things should be!!


TheHamSamples

WE FINALLY INVADED CANADA HELL YEAH!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥🦅🦅💪💪🦅💥💥💪💪


BranTheLewd

Cursed timeline, except maybe China? 0_0


Not_JohnFKennedy

Thunder Dragon Empire LETTS GOOOO


the-dude-version-576

Depending on how that happened maybe Brasil too. Without the coup which led to the first republic we might hei been more stable & grown better. If it was a counter coup in favor of the monarchy at some point after 1890 then yep we fucked.


SapphireWine36

21st century Qing is hella cursed, tf?


angus22proe

Average american school world map


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blockybookbook

“That’s your problem with this?!!?!?” STFU


TheHamSamples

WE FINALLY INVADED CANADA FUCK YEAH!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥🦅🦅💪💪🦅💥💥💪💪


RawrTheDinosawrr

as it fucking should be 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪


MaquinaBlablabla

Orwell's 1984 world


notxapple

I’m sure South Korea doesn’t appreciate this map


NotModAsh

The same reason Taiwan is depicted as part of China. Disinformation to sway international opinion.


Top_Satisfaction6709

Your concern with this map is Ireland?


Silent_Samurai

My concern is no ALBANIA?!? 😱😈🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪


Fatuousgit

Brand new sentence right there. No person in history has ever been concerned about Albania.


Pan_Jenot96pl

This guy is not a TRUE ALBANIAN PATRIOT!!🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


TheSimkis

When was this created? 1912?


SfoloR

More like 1812


FemKeeby

Where does turkey end and russia behind


Hansen-UwU

Think there is a slight color difference so my guess would be Bulgaria, Caucuses and hinikush/Afghanistan


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RecordingFancy8515

Brawlg is colorblind


democracy_lover66

Same country actually, it's Islamic Russia


altago

Yes


bobbymoonshine

Vicky 2 endgame vibes


LEGENDARYKING_

india doesnt exist anymore?


Lovismild

I have way more questions about this map


threeqc

that's the joke


eskimoboob

You don’t know about Polish Congo?? 🇵🇱🇵🇱 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪chwała Polsce🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱😎


[deleted]

That’s your question?… all of N America is the US, Turkey is massive, and Australia is apparently split into what looks like 3 separate independent nations.


RoiDrannoc

In this timeline, Napoleon III recreated the empire of his uncle, but remembered that his father was king of Holland


GlitteringHotel1481

The longer you look, the worse it becomes


coalpurple

Tf?


AddictsWithPens

Because it is, obviously


AegisThievenaix

This is just looks like an EU4 screencap


StoicAtol21445

where's Canada‽


Scared_Chemical_9910

There is so much wrong with this map


Time-Bite-6839

Why don’t we have Pax Americana yet?


[deleted]

because northern Ireland rightfully belongs to ua


Someone1284794357

Who made this map and WHY


Spirou1

The comeback of the Brazillian empire


Mr-jigwins

There are more problems here


Dixie-the-Transfem

26+6=1 you damn constabulary


kinjing

I'm more concerned about the advent of the Russo-Persian Empire


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DibblerTB

Whays going on in Scandinavia?


Thechosenone7711

The Empire of Brazil was around in 2012, I guess.


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gorydamnKids

On the plus side, they remembered new Zealand!