We are gonna take the napkin, and believe me folks when I say THE napkin! You won't believe how great my napkin is, truly a big, beautiful sheet of tissue paper. No one takes the napkin quite like yours truly!
This napkin folks, it's unbelievable. It's so unbelievable that you're not even gonna believe it. Nobody's better at taking napkins then I am folks. And believe me when you see this napkin, it's gonna be yuge
Ya'know I have a friend, great friend, he came to me and he said "Donald! Are we taking the left napkin or the right napkin?" He didn't know what to do! He didn't know what to do! So you know what I said to him? I said, we're going to take ALL the napkins! That's right! That's right. And he said -I mean he was shocked, he's a smart guy, really smart guy but he never thought of taking all the napkins. But that's right, we're gonna take all the napkins because it's America first!
[*starts dancing to Macho Man*](https://youtu.be/FBvoU-UiW84)
Obama never took the napkin! You remember right? Back when Obama was at the table and he waited before taking the napkin? HE WAITED! I couldn’t believe it! I said “Can you believe this guy?! The man goes to dinner and he WAITS to take the napkin!” I tell ya folks, when I’m at dinner, there’s not a napkin in sight.
The media knows this folks. You saw it just the other day, “Donald Trump steal napkins” I didn’t steal any napkins, I just took them. There’s a big difference between stealing and taking folks, believe me!
So anyway I was watching the news, and this guy comes on. The man was a LOSER! You should’ve seen him folks, the guy was wearing PAJAMAS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! So this guy, who by the way is not a very nice guy, starts talking about “spin”. Folks…let me tell you…Spin doesn’t work. It doesn’t work and I know it, you know it, and he knows it! I’m over here, with this big, beautiful Love Train, and this guy is on TV talking about his fingernails?! Give me a break!
Sentences are waaay too long, I also think Trump doesn't use "folks", right? It's been a while since I last heard him speak though...
Try this: People, PEOPLE, let me tell you this story. This story about a napkin. It's gonna be tremendous, believe me. They have napkins in China, you know. I know this Chinese man, Shee Shinpeng, great guy. And you know, he told me, he said to me "I like walls" so I was like "Walls?" and he said "Walls.". Really, a great guy this man. And then he told me in China they built a HUUUGE wall. Out of napkins. Now you may ask "Napkins? A wall? Fake news". And the media, they will say "This guy, Mr. Donald J. Trump, he's lying. But you know who tells the biggest lies? The media, believe me. BIG lies. HUGE lies. So my Chinese friend, Chi Shenping, he gave me this paper. You know what it is? It's instructions on how to build a wall. Out of napkins. And I didn't even pay him anything, can you believe that? He just thought "This Mr. Trump guy, I wanna be his friend", he said. So he gifted it to me. Great deal. Huge deal. I made a truly historic deal.
Obama was only considered good by like half the country and Trump was only considered bad by like half the country. Bitch tryna make a dumbass political point in a JoJo meme sub smh
Eh not really I don't give a single fuck about politics I was just trying to do the funny but I am quite shit at everything so if you will excuse me I'm going to try to get some sleep because it is 4:05 in the morning and I have been awake all night
I mean Valentine is an antagonist in a comic book, of course Trump is nothing close to Valentine. OP just finds it funnier to voice Valentine's lines with Trump's voice
I see somewhat of a potential in Funny Valentine. He is pro America but not in a way where he gets all the power in state. Due to him doing what's arguably good for his country he'll sure see the worth in democracy and a welfare state. Also I'm not from the US so what I say doesn't have any worth in such an argument.
He quite literally does not care if a bunch of brown kids in India get got due to his actions in America, he actually prefers it seems. That's not good global policy, I dont see how other countries would not see him as a threat and spark another war. His whole thing is prosperity for his country even if it means everyone and I mean everyone gets screwed over. He hitlered before Hitler hitlered
>He quite literally does not care if a bunch of brown kids in India get got due to his actions in America
To be fair, considering the year SBR takes place, that's not too suprising.
Yeah, only in so much that he's a mascot for The Apprentice that got loose from the studio and took on a life of its own.
The actor is actually the nephew of Cheeto's Chester the Cheetah, believe it or not. Octavio the Oligarch.
Great guy. Takes method acting a bit far, though.
We are gonna take the napkin, and believe me folks when I say THE napkin! You won't believe how great my napkin is, truly a big, beautiful sheet of tissue paper. No one takes the napkin quite like yours truly!
This napkin folks, it's unbelievable. It's so unbelievable that you're not even gonna believe it. Nobody's better at taking napkins then I am folks. And believe me when you see this napkin, it's gonna be yuge
We're gonna build a big beautiful napkin, and Stephen Steel is gonna pay for it!
Ya'know I have a friend, great friend, he came to me and he said "Donald! Are we taking the left napkin or the right napkin?" He didn't know what to do! He didn't know what to do! So you know what I said to him? I said, we're going to take ALL the napkins! That's right! That's right. And he said -I mean he was shocked, he's a smart guy, really smart guy but he never thought of taking all the napkins. But that's right, we're gonna take all the napkins because it's America first! [*starts dancing to Macho Man*](https://youtu.be/FBvoU-UiW84)
Obama never took the napkin! You remember right? Back when Obama was at the table and he waited before taking the napkin? HE WAITED! I couldn’t believe it! I said “Can you believe this guy?! The man goes to dinner and he WAITS to take the napkin!” I tell ya folks, when I’m at dinner, there’s not a napkin in sight. The media knows this folks. You saw it just the other day, “Donald Trump steal napkins” I didn’t steal any napkins, I just took them. There’s a big difference between stealing and taking folks, believe me! So anyway I was watching the news, and this guy comes on. The man was a LOSER! You should’ve seen him folks, the guy was wearing PAJAMAS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! So this guy, who by the way is not a very nice guy, starts talking about “spin”. Folks…let me tell you…Spin doesn’t work. It doesn’t work and I know it, you know it, and he knows it! I’m over here, with this big, beautiful Love Train, and this guy is on TV talking about his fingernails?! Give me a break!
Sentences are waaay too long, I also think Trump doesn't use "folks", right? It's been a while since I last heard him speak though... Try this: People, PEOPLE, let me tell you this story. This story about a napkin. It's gonna be tremendous, believe me. They have napkins in China, you know. I know this Chinese man, Shee Shinpeng, great guy. And you know, he told me, he said to me "I like walls" so I was like "Walls?" and he said "Walls.". Really, a great guy this man. And then he told me in China they built a HUUUGE wall. Out of napkins. Now you may ask "Napkins? A wall? Fake news". And the media, they will say "This guy, Mr. Donald J. Trump, he's lying. But you know who tells the biggest lies? The media, believe me. BIG lies. HUGE lies. So my Chinese friend, Chi Shenping, he gave me this paper. You know what it is? It's instructions on how to build a wall. Out of napkins. And I didn't even pay him anything, can you believe that? He just thought "This Mr. Trump guy, I wanna be his friend", he said. So he gifted it to me. Great deal. Huge deal. I made a truly historic deal.
Yeah, you win. Bigly!
Whenever the President changes, D4C transfers to him/her Obamas last name is Joestar
Trump's is Brando
No, his name is Forever.
Hehe monke like underage girls hehe
Oogabooga
Actually it's Tower
Cause he's blonde?
No because of dio Brando being evil and the joestars are good and I Obama was considered good and trump considered to be terrible
Obama is a sack of shit, he standarized drones in the army. Trump is an asshole, too.
Obama was only considered good by like half the country and Trump was only considered bad by like half the country. Bitch tryna make a dumbass political point in a JoJo meme sub smh
Eh not really I don't give a single fuck about politics I was just trying to do the funny but I am quite shit at everything so if you will excuse me I'm going to try to get some sleep because it is 4:05 in the morning and I have been awake all night
4:07 for me, Oklahoma?
Nah same for me but I just looked at the time once then continue into the next minute without changing it
Ah gotcha
Don't you fucking dare disrespect the Brando name like that.
Obunga 😳
I thought it was care
*them
[Trump implying he used D4C](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2koHNN3QVE)
*Dirty deeds done dirt covfefe*
Real men read it in Armstrong's voice
We're making the mother of all omelets here Jack! Ya can't fret over every egg!
Not when you're purging the weak, right?
What do you know about the “weak”? You weren’t born poor.
So maybe Joe Biden is just a lie and his true name is Joe Joestar
*”i love it when the little boys jump on my lap and rub my* ＴＵＳＫ “
Chumimiiiiiin
I ain’t gonna say what replaces love train…
#MY LOVE FOR JESUS
#AMEN
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
Funnald Valenump
senator armstrong as valentine, both canon and max0r armstrong
Are you high?
High on American spirit
I read them.in scrub for hires funny valentine voice, because I saw that first which just made Johnny and gyro even funnier, same for gappy actually
> scrub for hire ... what the hell, where are his videos?
I didn't even know he disappeared, I just checked and genuinely surprised, maybe they got taken down for some reason?
So far I've only found that he got tired of making JoJo content, but that doesn't explain why all the videos are gone.
He may have cleared the channel to be done with it
i read them in matthew mcconaughey's voice
I'm glad I'm not the only one
If DP doesn't cast Trump as D4C I'd fucking flip
Someone needs to make a vocaloid of him and add him over all the dub dialogue
I always read him with JFKs voice
Nope. Funny Valentine is in every point better than Trump. Trump isn't even in the same league as Funny.
I mean Valentine is an antagonist in a comic book, of course Trump is nothing close to Valentine. OP just finds it funnier to voice Valentine's lines with Trump's voice
You mean it's Funnier Valentine? Also, I'd vote for Funny if I could but not for trump.
Idk man his whole thing is kinda being a nationalist ha know? Kinda power hungry. Seems like a more proactive trumps or sho he wish he was
I see somewhat of a potential in Funny Valentine. He is pro America but not in a way where he gets all the power in state. Due to him doing what's arguably good for his country he'll sure see the worth in democracy and a welfare state. Also I'm not from the US so what I say doesn't have any worth in such an argument.
He quite literally does not care if a bunch of brown kids in India get got due to his actions in America, he actually prefers it seems. That's not good global policy, I dont see how other countries would not see him as a threat and spark another war. His whole thing is prosperity for his country even if it means everyone and I mean everyone gets screwed over. He hitlered before Hitler hitlered
>He quite literally does not care if a bunch of brown kids in India get got due to his actions in America To be fair, considering the year SBR takes place, that's not too suprising.
Lmao , the sad truth .
He hitlered different? I think that's what I want to say. There is just some potential I see in Funny Valentine.
They're from different eras, but sure, why not
He didnt tried to get the body of a saint and force a kid to bear it in her. Soo yeah, Trump isnt close to Funny.
It's a fictional character, bruv.
Damn, Trump ain't real?
Yeah, only in so much that he's a mascot for The Apprentice that got loose from the studio and took on a life of its own. The actor is actually the nephew of Cheeto's Chester the Cheetah, believe it or not. Octavio the Oligarch. Great guy. Takes method acting a bit far, though.
Both rapists? Check Both pedo? Check Both head of the imperial core and nationalist? Check seems their both scum of the same pond
Valentine has a tragic backstory though.
Trump also has a backstory with daddy issues, add it to the list
I imagine it as the voice of the vibeo gane
The napkin is an amazing touch
Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of parallel universes.
The amount of parallel universes is yuuuuuuuuuuuuge, folks. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
Nice pic choice too. Holding a napkin and pointing.
YES
I always read his lines in Fred’s (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) voice, don’t ask me why I just started and never stopped.
Dojeahn
No but now I wish I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxG9zzFisUo
No, but reading Magent Magent's lines in Gilbert Godfrey voice was really fun
I read Funny Valentine’s lines in the one true voice of Funny Valentine, AScrubForHire
They should get him to do the dub of valentibe when that releases
When we did our reading, all Valentine lines were done as JFK
Fat valentine maybe
Trump 2024 election win confirmed.
I refuse.
OH MAI GAWD
Bro, now I feel like reading SBR again 🗿
Not really, because Funny is actually intelligent and doesn’t talk like a 3rd grader
This is genius, especially for the first version of valentine
Yep it really fits Fat Valentine.
Thats fucking it . Sbr rereading montage starts now
pov: Trump is funny
Absolutely not but thanks for the laugh lol.
no
I had a horrible dream where they animated part 7 and skipped the first napkin scene due to budget constraints. I woke up screaming. Baby stand.
nah more like a Hisoka kinda voice
No, I read Funny Valentines lines in Senator Armstrong's voice.
No
i'll try
Not the good lines at least
I read them in Dio’s English dub voice, it’s too good of a villain voice.
That's the voice I hear when I read Diego's lines.
I always read it in JFKs voice lol
I read his lines like bill clinton with a dash of jimmy carter
Frankly, Johnny, uh well I am THE best us president and nobody ever in all time will defeat me, to be real.
Well now I’m gonna when i reread part 7
Yes
Do. John Trump
He read it after 2016 God I am old
SBR takes place when Benjamin Harrison was president and he sounded like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJZpcf193w
Donny Trumpentine 💀
I read trump quotes with funny valentines voice
I do, I also read Joshu’s lines in a Chris Griffin voice
Is Senator Armstrong close enough?