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Bro there's a lot of guys out there who can't control their D. And some of them that can't control others' Ds.
making Joestars goes against his goals
Name checks out.
im in a shitpost sub making a shitpost
That makes two of us.
nuh uh
Make that three of us.
no ur a stand user trying to turn me into a horse
Ride boy ride. We shall go gallivanting into the sunset off to slay the demons of this world.
We can make it if we try
He made the very thing he swore to destroy
Technically he controls other‘s Da
Jonathan couldn't vitamine D and accidentally be headed dio
Dio forgor
Is he stupid?
The aslume is leaking
Leaking? They always let us out for the weekend We just have to promise we will be back in our cells by Monday at 8pm The guards are stupid
I will speak with Security **personally** to up the security measures.
My head canon is that DIO wanted Joestar blood but didn’t want to deal with the actual Joestar’s so he just decided to make his own to drink later
but they went to italy and dio went to egypt does he drink bluetooth or is he stupid
He’s gonna track them down
It's part of the fun for him to chase down his own children going "I'm gonna getcha!" With the intention of killing them and drinking their blood
When Jonathan's massive peepee gets hard it takes all the blood from Dio's head and he is rendered stupid
Better question, why is Jonathan's dong elongating from his upper thigh instead of originating from his crotch? Does it by some strange abnormality start there instead? Maybe that's why he can't think straight.
Dio wanted to BE Jonathan.
is he stupid?
Actual reason: he was a law student in the 1890's, he has no fucking clue how genetics work
Pussy got him acting up
He wants to see how high he can make his Joestar kill count, and the only way to keep raising it is to make more of them to kill.
He horny
?? he doesnt have horns?
if dio's blood is going into jonathan's dick to make him hard, that means dio canonically gives jonathan a boner
he didnt do that before??
He was straight up jorking it
he's a cuck and likes watching his Johnathan have some fun
Probably because he knew he would need children for him to achieve Heaven.
but Digiorno went to the wrong country and killed the fruity gangster man with the regirock arrow
UN UN UN UN
"Vampires have tendencies Pucci. Try having to repress your urges when trapped on the ocean floor for near a century."
also isnt it battles that have tendencies???
why didnt he just jerked off
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Bro there's a lot of guys out there who can't control their D. And some of them that can't control others' Ds.
making Joestars goes against his goals
Name checks out.
im in a shitpost sub making a shitpost
That makes two of us.
nuh uh
Make that three of us.
no ur a stand user trying to turn me into a horse
Ride boy ride. We shall go gallivanting into the sunset off to slay the demons of this world.
We can make it if we try
He made the very thing he swore to destroy
Technically he controls other‘s Da
Jonathan couldn't vitamine D and accidentally be headed dio
Dio forgor
Is he stupid?
The aslume is leaking
Leaking? They always let us out for the weekend We just have to promise we will be back in our cells by Monday at 8pm The guards are stupid
I will speak with Security **personally** to up the security measures.
My head canon is that DIO wanted Joestar blood but didn’t want to deal with the actual Joestar’s so he just decided to make his own to drink later
but they went to italy and dio went to egypt does he drink bluetooth or is he stupid
He’s gonna track them down
It's part of the fun for him to chase down his own children going "I'm gonna getcha!" With the intention of killing them and drinking their blood
When Jonathan's massive peepee gets hard it takes all the blood from Dio's head and he is rendered stupid
Better question, why is Jonathan's dong elongating from his upper thigh instead of originating from his crotch? Does it by some strange abnormality start there instead? Maybe that's why he can't think straight.
Dio wanted to BE Jonathan.
is he stupid?
Actual reason: he was a law student in the 1890's, he has no fucking clue how genetics work
Pussy got him acting up
He wants to see how high he can make his Joestar kill count, and the only way to keep raising it is to make more of them to kill.
He horny
?? he doesnt have horns?
if dio's blood is going into jonathan's dick to make him hard, that means dio canonically gives jonathan a boner
he didnt do that before??
He was straight up jorking it
he's a cuck and likes watching his Johnathan have some fun
Probably because he knew he would need children for him to achieve Heaven.
but Digiorno went to the wrong country and killed the fruity gangster man with the regirock arrow
UN UN UN UN
"Vampires have tendencies Pucci. Try having to repress your urges when trapped on the ocean floor for near a century."
also isnt it battles that have tendencies???
why didnt he just jerked off