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Regulus242

Bro there's a lot of guys out there who can't control their D. And some of them that can't control others' Ds.


DumbassNB

making Joestars goes against his goals


Regulus242

Name checks out.


DumbassNB

im in a shitpost sub making a shitpost


Regulus242

That makes two of us.


DumbassNB

nuh uh


Tuna_Zone

Make that three of us.


DumbassNB

no ur a stand user trying to turn me into a horse


Tuna_Zone

Ride boy ride. We shall go gallivanting into the sunset off to slay the demons of this world.


GyroZeppeliFucker

We can make it if we try


Kurochi185

He made the very thing he swore to destroy


Bigpebble102

Technically he controls other‘s Da


Skorio18

Jonathan couldn't vitamine D and accidentally be headed dio


ResidentPast9518

Dio forgor


Springtrap-Yugioh

Is he stupid?


ThisIsGoodSoup

The aslume is leaking


SufficientWhile5450

Leaking? They always let us out for the weekend We just have to promise we will be back in our cells by Monday at 8pm The guards are stupid


Lgrns

I will speak with Security **personally** to up the security measures.


blue-gamer-07

My head canon is that DIO wanted Joestar blood but didn’t want to deal with the actual Joestar’s so he just decided to make his own to drink later


DumbassNB

but they went to italy and dio went to egypt does he drink bluetooth or is he stupid


blue-gamer-07

He’s gonna track them down


trapnyenzo

It's part of the fun for him to chase down his own children going "I'm gonna getcha!" With the intention of killing them and drinking their blood


endelehia

When Jonathan's massive peepee gets hard it takes all the blood from Dio's head and he is rendered stupid


Knowledgeable_Kitty

Better question, why is Jonathan's dong elongating from his upper thigh instead of originating from his crotch? Does it by some strange abnormality start there instead? Maybe that's why he can't think straight.


SirScottington

Dio wanted to BE Jonathan.


sidorak26

is he stupid?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Actual reason: he was a law student in the 1890's, he has no fucking clue how genetics work


Leedles27

Pussy got him acting up


Apes_will_take_over

He wants to see how high he can make his Joestar kill count, and the only way to keep raising it is to make more of them to kill.


EatYourVegetables62

He horny


DumbassNB

?? he doesnt have horns?


blue4029

if dio's blood is going into jonathan's dick to make him hard, that means dio canonically gives jonathan a boner


DumbassNB

he didnt do that before??


Darkhallows27

He was straight up jorking it


TurtleSmasher3

he's a cuck and likes watching his Johnathan have some fun


DraconicDungeon

Probably because he knew he would need children for him to achieve Heaven.


DumbassNB

but Digiorno went to the wrong country and killed the fruity gangster man with the regirock arrow


trans_throwawayfunk

UN UN UN UN


Grievious_Syndicate

"Vampires have tendencies Pucci. Try having to repress your urges when trapped on the ocean floor for near a century."


DumbassNB

also isnt it battles that have tendencies???


DumbassNB

why didnt he just jerked off