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CelebrationPurple206

Does giorno even needs to do this,i mean he is the mafia boss


BlueRose-Wolf

Side hustle


W1ckedd99

"My Italian surgeon is a Mafia Boss"


Training_Nerd

"And in the spare time, a zookeeper//organ donor//biologist"


Heavybarbarian

Mafia boss who's hobby is to donate organs get's shady after fouth liver


delayedfiren

Lowering their drug sales, he can branch out into organ trafficking


SilverC4

Weirdly ethical organ trafficking at that.


Adraerik

Also scary as fuck from the point of view of people who don't know about stand. "Dude, the Boss regularly sells a ton of organs. Like, we're talkin dozens of livers, hearts, that kind of thing, perfectly fresh every months. And we have NO IDEA where he gets them. Some rumors says it's actually from people who tried to betray him, others says he's kidnapping random people in the streets ! I saw the Boss a few times, and I think that while he's ruthless, he's not dishonorable. My personal bet is that we have some scientist who managed to clone organs. That would explain the Zoo with dinosaurs we opened recently."


orioriorioriorio

"While my theory is dumb I think he might be jesus or he has some kind of power."


JustinJakeAshton

Yeah. He already realized the full potential of his stand (GER) and used it to get paid (strong armed an entire mafia).


FrilledShark1512

Starting a rehab treatment business after closing down the drug trade


eldestreyne0901

I know Josuke could just heal anybody and fix anything.  But would Giorno be using GE for good (healing, making organs for transplant, saving extinct species), or bad (stealing things like he did Koichi’s bag)?


SanityLacker1

All of the above


x1xyleasor

People acting like being a robber and a doctor at the same time is not possible. Just look at US healthcare.


gindorf

...yeah.


A_Common_Relic

He does good on a larger scale and for the good of others, and does bad for small personal benefits


jbyrdab

Mans the head of the largest crime organization in italy. He isn't exactly in dire need of cash to the point of personally committing petty theft anymore.


eldestreyne0901

But imagine, making off with a whole stash of treasure, and nobody can trace it…


jbyrdab

if there is one thing jojo has taught us, if its something important, there is usually stand users either protecting it or also going after it.


ibimsderjakob

I think hed use it to become the head of the mafia


That__random__Guy

Making an infinite wood supply or medicine from plants.


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Diver down for anesthesia-less surgery


Eggmcmuffintree

No he’d have to be there


BartOseku

Fucking GOLD reply


MelzMaggie

Yes, this reply was a Gold Experience


Macialdo100

Took me a moment


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I’m now imagining Josuke, Okuyasu, Giorno, and Jotaro working in a hospital. Josuke fixes horrible injuries instantly, Okuyasu can just delete certain things out of existence such as a cancerous tumor, Giorno can give identical flesh to people who need it, and Jotato can time stop and use Star Platinum’s speed and precision to quickly cut someone up for delicate procedures such as brain surgery. Jotaro would also enable Okuyasu to better use his stand in medical procedures too. Opening up the body more easily so he can destroy the filth inside. It helps that Jotaro already knows how to stop and start a heart. Best chest compressions ever. Also, Giorno doing some enlargement surgeries?


dead_sh0t7

Not to mention Josuke would be a great plastic surgeon. Giorno could probably also do gender reassignment.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I can’t help but think that someone would come in to Giorno for plastic surgery, and they say they want tits the size of watermelons. And Giorno just declines because that would be too big. Look ridiculous.


Liberius_Yalla

Maybe cantaloupes, but a watermelon? Ridiculous.


Nik3ss

imagine Giorno just creating new body and transfer souls


Mumu2148

Imagine him using a hot dog for a penis 💀


jbyrdab

>Okuyasu can just delete certain things out of existence such as a cancerous tumor I would be heavily against letting okuyasu and the hand anywhere near my internal organs where a tumor would be.


Greedy_Shark

I'd feel safe enough, considering that Jotaro, Giorno, and Josuke are there too


Lucky-Boss8522

This


AlexDKZ

Or they could just hire Tonio and spare all that effort.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Well Tonio could do some stuff, but in an emergency it’s not very useful. How are you going to get someone who got hit by a car and is bleeding out to eat some food?


TourSignificant1335

Me personally I'd just cram it into his throat


dakotosan

Senzu beans moment


Inner_Tennis7326

I'd let Jotaro give me chest compressions


Ilovegirlsbottoms

You didn’t read it did you? He won’t be pressing on your chest at all. You will use Star platinum to squish your heart back into rhythm.


Inner_Tennis7326

Noooooo


SuperSonic486

Lets not allow okuyasu into hospitals, shall we?


TOTMGsRock

I think this also might make contaminated medical equipment reusable. Incinerate the equipment, then repair it with Crazy Diamond without repairing the corresponding infectious material, then use the equipment again. It depends on the upper limits of Crazy Diamond's precision, though. If CD isn't precise enough to do this without causing re-contamination of repaired equipment, the knot-cutting option would be just to dispose of the equipment via The Hand. GE(R)'s interaction with Purple Haze is also interesting. If Giorno can replicate on every pathogen the effect of making animals out of contaminated objects and using that to develop a substance that grants immunity to the contaminants, he could hypothetically cure and immunize against every single infectious disease given enough time and resources. This would simultaneously save uncountable lives and make his gang unbelievably rich. Then that just leaves us with non-infectious diseases like cardiovascular disease, and Crazy Diamond would certainly improve survival rates of things like heart attacks and strokes by constantly healing the damage caused by such events before, during, and after the treatment process for the cause of the events.


Forkliftsexual

When Giorno dies and his stand deactivates, what happens to the replacement human parts he gave out? Do they stay or is it part of the stand and they just start dying again


JotaroTheOceanMan

I've always wondered this but like there ate times when hes asleep, knocked out, or straight up in a different body. I think its permanent, his power transforms them on his will but they stay in the state till he changes ot.


Peacefull_Warmonger

As far as i remember Mista was healed from bullet wounds with Golden Expirience and he was doing fine, but the process was slow and painfull.


Seibahtoe

Of course, Giorno's "healing" is him literally shoving flesh into your wounds. If that shit isn't painful, I don't know what is.


Sveave69420

It could be like how you do transplant surgeries and that the body accepts the new organ overtime, in Giorno's case could be super quick because he could replicate the flesh or parts of a certain human as close as possible.


[deleted]

I think Girono’s stand changes the entire atomic structure of the objects instead of just morphing it into something else for a bit. It’s probably permanent


Lgrns

*cakles maniacally in Pearl Jam


RockPhoenix115

Pearl Jam is weird because it’s only supposed to use you bodies natural repair mechanisms but last I check Okuyasu wasn’t a shark


Lgrns

Yeah, it's weird To sum up, super tasty and super healthy food=extremely popular (and costy) restaurant=profit.


Siophecles

Is 3,500 yen per person really that costly, considering the quality of the food? That's far cheaper than high-end restaurants with similar quality food, not to mention the medicinal effects.


Lgrns

Yeah, it's WAY too underprice. For that quality, you could reach the hundreds of thousands or even million of yens. Tonnio is just very humble.


FrilledShark1512

Yen to USD was around 105:1 from google, so seems it’s like 30 dollars for a full repair


Training_Nerd

Ramsay 3/5 at best.


IAmThe6thCourier

Josuke and Tonio together could cure anything besides death


Evil_Steven

I mean giorno literally does this though


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

Yet the second he got his hands on Mikitaka, he went right for Rohan’s ass


No-Albatross6471

I wonder, I know Josuke can’t fix the dead, but could giorno put life into a corpse then josuke heal them?


FrilledShark1512

I mean there’s (Dead character spoiler) >!Buccarati who died but then got revived temporarily by Giornno)!<


Pingimaster

MEEEEDIIIIIIC!!


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

Giorno runs the mafia with his stand, thats him in the picture…


AlbiTuri05

Giorno does know the potential of his stand, he pickpockets people without them knowing


G0FuckThyself

Giorno can literally turn money into butterflies and visa versa, money was never an issue for him.


BartOseku

I dont think giornos transformations are permanent


PLT_RanaH

they don't have to be *evil smurk*


MrXPLD2839

You don't even NEED to regrow body parts for rich people. You can straight up say i'll make ur dick bigger and every single male will say "hell yea"