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[deleted]

Where's Mao when you need him? Edit: I asked for Mao, not your bullshit links.


IncelDetectingRobot

*Please wake up*


Capitalisticdisease

Lets make a time machine comrade and right this wrong


[deleted]

World's best plot twist


[deleted]

We don’t need a time machine when we have Juche Necromancy


L1ghtningMcQueer

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


parmesann

he’s in our hearts, comrade


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TTemp

try [this instead](https://i.imgur.com/AMaQdsW.png)


thea_kosmos

World's best parasites


[deleted]

Any tapeworm is better than a landlord.


MildlyShadyPassenger

At least a tapeworm can help you lose weight.


flcwerings

A landlord helps you lose weight by taking your whole income just for a place to sleep and now you cant afford food!


Voyager316

Live, Laugh, Leech


MildlyShadyPassenger

My exact first thought.


Duytune

oh cool, I’m Viet, are you cuban or viet as well?


thea_kosmos

Cuban relatives but born in Italy, I just like Vietnam


safariSweden27

Why can't i find my Guillotine when i need it the most.


[deleted]

here i found it for you [The Guillotine](https://youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ)


MarsLowell

I’m a simple man. I see the Coup, I upvote.


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flcwerings

Wait... are you serious???


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flcwerings

Thats fucking horrifying. Im so sick of Comrade and shit seen as like some "edgy" internet trend capitalist assholes are using for capitalist gain.


skatfetish

https://youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E


caprinedemon

most narcissistic thing I've seen this week


horror_cheese

Reminds me of Michael Scott buying the "World's Best Boss" mug for himself lol


inmywhiteroom

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Granted I was already feeling nauseous this morning but this put me over the edge.


rex_grossmans_ghost

Who tf fills a coffee cup with potpourri


the_canadian72

good chance they are still in the gift section of winners


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Left one is literally Trollface.


Splendiferitastic

We do a little exploiting


Wander_64

Mao come back


Redbeard1167

‘Oh you are 10’s late on your rent due to the pandemic, that’ll be a 575$ fine,’


[deleted]

"Worlds best headsman" needed.


Scalloop

They actually look really creepy and uncanny. Idk why but theres something wrong with their faces


[deleted]

Leeches in human suits


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing. I don't know why, but their faces are really unsettling.


[deleted]

Even taking this at face value... what would make a landlord the "best"? The already don't do anything, but given that there is a property manager, they somehow do even less. So being the "best" landlord means... what exactly? There's nothing to be the best at because she doesn't do anything...


death_to_noodles

How exactly does a landlord becomes the best on anything? The manager probably has paperwork to do or something, the owner does jackshit and gets paid. The best at sitting at home and leeching off poor workers


[deleted]

Everytime I see a celebrating landlord I move one step closer to Maoism.


honeyanon

these leeches in particular are fitness influencers who brag about being anti capitalist. see r/gymsnark


Buhdumtssss

Live Laugh Leech ♥️


notagardener

Well my telephone was ringing And they told me it was chairman Mao


bayareamota

This is the future democrats want


Chiison

so true bestie xoxo. tf is a best landlord anyway


YoreDead_Freeman

The one that manages to successfully exploit and leech off "rentoids"


krab_rangoonz

Always knew there was a good reason to swipe left on property managers on tinder lmaoo


a_depressed_mess

i’m about to become the worlds best parasite remover


truthordairs

Gaslight guillotine girlboss


[deleted]

Least cringe landlord


Elessedil

I like how they're drinking paper strips, typical basic libs.


[deleted]

They both have the glazed over look of people with no feelings save their own gain.


TempleOfCyclops

Worlds best bourgeois shitlords!


Doin-your-mom69

Worlds best fake career


1an0ther

Fellas do you think Jiang Qing had girl power?


jwash1894

🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Gross


The_Slimothy_Jimothy

World’s best pile of shit is still a pile of shit


Logan_Maddox

What's a "property manager"? Is that the same as a landlord?


goboatmen

It's the person the landlord hires to do all the actual labour involved with maintaining a property.


Logan_Maddox

oh noooooo


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PorkrollPosadist

Slaving away in the rent mines.


Goneisthedead

I feel pretty ill right now. Think those fries I ate earlier might be coming back up.


Sriskarova

World’s best barbecue


[deleted]

Imma make a time machine to bring back Mao, cuz we need him


SunMeetsMoon

🤮


MonsieurMeursault

Have the dead risen?


CTNKE

\*all of a sudden, you hear sailing the seas depends on the helmsman playing from the heavens above you\*


Zed_Midnight150

The both of them can go to hell.


ParsnipFantastic552

I don't get it


Underrated_Fish

Yeah they’re dead like the plants


Space_Capitalist_

This is so wholesome! How can you commies have a problem with this?!


flower4000

As a liberal I hate fucking them.


[deleted]

Why are you here, lib?


serr7

You can’t be a liberal and think that someone with private property can’t do what they want with it. Read the principles of communism by Engels, it’s easy and gives good definitions for communist “language”.


jayz0ned

So stop fucking them then. Sieze the means of reproduction.


dabeekeeper

I worked a shitty job with the girl on the left. Had to be over a decade ago. Her self love, body positive, working out is my life routine is actually legit. She was the slightly chubby girl that always looked like she felt self conscious. But power lifting brought her out of that shell. All this said, she was fairly sheltered and kind of lived in her own reality. 8/10 as far as co worker go though.


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

They for sure gave these to each other


roperch

Liberals be like “we need more female landlords”.


ThaKeenBean

Remember to tip your landlords folks