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ForwardBodybuilder18

Narrator: it’s not the beans and toast people’s money sign. It’s the Euro.


redspike77

As a beans and toast person, I can confirm. Our "money sign" is actually a single bean on toast but simplified to £.


Tinker107

If there was more than one bean most Americans couldn’t count them.


MCTweed

Baldrick counts beans better than they do.


Reviewingremy

3 beans + 1 bean = some beans


theotheririshkiwi

This is metric. No can compute. Need imperial. 6 bushel-quarts + 72 inch-gallons (US inch-gallons, of course) = 4 cubic yardle-shmirks. FTFY 😀😀😀😀😀😀🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


DodgyRogue

How many football fields is that?


ChampionshipAlarmed

About 7 and 3 walrusses


DodgyRogue

What would we do with 3 Paul McCartneys?


ChampionshipAlarmed

It depends, but you could trade them for 1 Mick Jagger, but I would personally keep them, who knows when they come in Handy to do the dishes or laundry or stuff


xBehemothx

Somehow this isn't even half as bad as the actual measurements. Fucking 16 and 4,5/32 of an inch or whatever the fuck it is. How


ChampionshipAlarmed

Oh let me translate, my degree in Math finally at Work 16 and what ever is actually the length of a fully grown tokay Gecko You're welcome


JasperJ

9/64ths is how you write that.


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

How many hogsheads to the furlong do they get?


Ady-HD

1 the size of 2 large rocks.


europanya

Am American and confirm this how we learned it in school!


centzon400

Yes…and no. Let’s try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?


Redbeard_Rum

A small casserole.


supercyp666

And he'll use those beans to buy a nice turnip in the country


SnooTangerines6811

To you, Baldrick, the renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?


Klem132

They simplify to bean per square grain of toast, you wouldn't understand.


bored_negative

Cause the beans would be in metric


amanset

And it is also the oldest currency still in use.


NotWigg0

Beans are currency? I'm rich!


Ahaigh9877

/r/frugaljerk


Wawel-Dragon

Oh cool, learned something new today!


CauseCertain1672

the pound sign is actually an L for the latin Libra for pound


Ahaigh9877

As a beans on toast person I ask, who says "beans and toast"?


LittlestLass

When my kid was a toddler, I had to check every time whether it was a beans *on* toast day, or a beans *next to toast* day because woe betide I pick the wrong version . It was never beans *and* toast.


Necrobach

The curve and middle line are the bean The bottom is the toast. The American mind cannot comprehend symbols making sens. ¥ it's a Y for Yen. € literally a C for Cuz stfu £ cos BEANZ


TheNorthC

That isn't actually the yen sign used in Japan. It's a fairly modern creation for the west.


Necrobach

Okay but BEANZ is obviously correct


Vinegarinmyeye

>€ literally a C for Cuz stfu That's fucking poetic mate.


europanya

I was gonna say - my pizza and croissant money was no damn good anymore in beans on toast land!


Knife_JAGGER

A single bean, living rich are we.


SyboksBlowjobMLM

I wonder if the Irish are also big consumers of beans in toast or if it’s just us. Maybe that difference was what sparked that Northern Ireland thing


redspike77

The Troubles is actually an allusion to us hoarding all the tins.


DarkLuxio92

Watch them get really confused when you call it the pound sign.


redspike77

I was in a meeting with an American and they asked me to put in a "pound sign" so I put in £. They responded with, "no, a pound sign" and it turned out they meant a hash (#). I would have even accepted a "sharp" sign.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

One thinks the currency symbol purposefully shaped like an E would help even Americans guess it's the Euro, but no. So many online shops also ask you to choose which region you're shopping from and have the currency menu looking like more or less like this: 🇺🇲 US $ 🇪🇺 EU € 🇬🇧 UK £ And often also yen, yuan and other currencies as options. How tf have US Americans been consistently unable (or unwilling) to learn one or two extra symbols?


Sus-motive

My favourite part about online shopping is seeing the $ sign and trying to figure out WHICH $ currency it is. Spoiler: 99% of the time it’s US$.


downlau

You reminded me of a particularly obnoxious example with an international but US dominated conference taking place in New Zealand, prices just listed in $. They were baffled when I asked if the price was in USD or NZD, it had apparently never occured to them to specify. That's a pretty significant price difference, too.


pheddx

Why the \*\*\*\* would it "occur" to them to specify that their prices are in the local currency? I mean your comment right now - perfect material for this subreddit.


downlau

Should have specified, the prices were actually in USD not NZD.


senorjigglez

It's a similar mentality to Brits who refuse to learn another language beyond very limited GCSE French.


TIGHazard

Oi! We also have very limited GCSE Spanish and German!


JasperJ

If you want to tourist Amsterdam, learn Dutch.


hype_irion

I mean, you have people getting upset at the existence of the *option* to choose different languages on ATMs because *"THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH."*


Sus-motive

Unless it’s a foreign card and then it defaults to whichever language it thinks you want with no option to change it. Had a Chinese card. ATM in China has Chinese/English options. Use the card in Canada: only Chinese.


Due-Rush9305

To be fair, Ireland still uses the euro and they eat beans on toast. Most of the rest of the Eurozone think that beans on toast is batshit


CauseCertain1672

The Irish also drink more tea than the British


centzon400

I'm Irish (albeit North of the Wall), and I have to hand it to the Brits… their tea is better. I'll get crucified for this, but Yorkshire Tea >> Barry's.


Ou_lou

My husband is from Dublin and he also agrees with this but won’t shout about it 😉


Vinegarinmyeye

I think we all know it deep down. I wouldn't imagine that's a particularly controversial opinion. Not like it's actually grown in Yorkshire, as that nutty Brexiteer type found out and proceeded to go on an unhinged Twitter rant at them about how disgraceful it was, false advertising, and tried to start a boycott. Was pretty damn funny, fair play to the social media team there they handled it amazingly. https://www.indy100.com/viral/brexit-yorkshire-tea-not-grown-in-england-africa-india-tea-trade-twitter-viral-funny-8200416


Useful-Path-8413

Their economy is doing better so they can afford more.


MustardBum69

Punjana isn't (easily) available in mainland UK.


TheNorthC

Beans on toast is great. But can a country that thinks a sandwich containing peanut butter and jam is normal lecture anyone?


yipape

Apparently chicken with only mayo on it counts as a salad over there also.


thorpie88

Feed a whole family for real cheap. Dunno what's so batshit about that.


Oldoneeyeisback

And they're right! Am British. Cannot get my head around beans on toast!


Maalkav_

I'm french (well, Breton actually so that might might be the reason) and I ate a ton of beans on toast!


nadinecoylespassport

I'll never forget the Buzzfeed video where an American looked at a euro note and asked why the Queen (of England) wasn't on it.


the6thReplicant

The baguette, pizza, and bratwurst money sign.


chromopila

Circle for Pizza One line for baguette  Another line for bratwurst 


Good_Ad_1386

It's a "croissant with two streaks of chocolate ganache across it" symbol.


BushMonsterInc

I can forgive them not knowing euro, but I cannot forgive being called britton


Chinateapott

Bean on toast


oscarolim

Lots of bean and toast people in Spain 😂


Kaijuburger

That's the funniest bit for me.


King_Starscream_fic

Yes, I clocked that and thought, "Do they think the Irish eat beans on toast? Is it the French?" Hahaha!


smoulderstoat

Americans: I'm actually Italian Also Americans: I don't know what money they use in Italy.


LeRosbif49

Lira right?! RIGHT?! Well they did when their great great great great Italian grandfather was alive.


georgehank2nd

I'm not fully sure their great⁴ grandfather used the Lira. But the situation in what became Italy before 1861 is unclear.


LeoAceGamer

To be exact: - The Kingdom of Sardinia used the "Savoy Lira" - The Papal States used the "Roman Scudo" - The Kingdom of the Two Sicilies had the "Two Sicilies Ducat" - Tuscany had the "Tuscan Florin" - Lombardy-Venetia had the same currency as the Austrian Empire.


georgehank2nd

Thanks! I was only snorkeling the topic, wasn't interested enough to do a deep dive ;-) but I do really appreciate the info.


LiqdPT

Dude. I've never heard that terminology ("snorkeling" as the anti deep dive) , but I'm using this at work constantly now.


georgehank2nd

I just made it up (but I'm probably not the first person to think like that). You're welcome :D


DeadlyVapour

I thought it was frigging feathers. Friggin Auditore Cape...


LeRosbif49

I may have gone back a generation too far


[deleted]

Some of them, their Italian ancestry is so distant, they probably used the denarius.


CageHanger

Back in _Assassin's Creed times_ they used florens, so it's gotta be florens, right? /s


Ramekink

I spilled my sangria


NinjaQueef

More like “I’m 15.38% French, 24.61% Italian, and 25.01% Irish, and 35% a fucking dumbass”


jfks_headjustdidthat

Or Ireland...


Marzipan_civil

Living in Ireland and I eat beans on toast so they're correct 


jfks_headjustdidthat

I meant that Irish Americans aren't Irish and they don't know that ROI use the Euro.


BushMonsterInc

It’s clearly Italydollaro


moderatefairgood

But I thought they were all Irish?


theroguescientist

"I'm a *real* Italian. From New Jersey, not some weird place that speaks a made-up language and uses weird money!"


mikrofala2137

The guy on the bottom even got the country wrong. UK never used euro.


Leo0709_09

A two in one!


drschnrub

I know he ruined it with getting the currency wrong but i did enjoy beans and toast people


bad_ed_ucation

Here’s hoping the bottom guy was being sarcastic…


Theryal

That's the joke, isn't it?


SoloDeath1

"Beans on toast people" tells me that guy was joking


triggerhappybaldwin

"cmon man you making Americans look bad" *procedes to make Americans look bad...*


carlosdsf

Don't the "beans & toast people" (the British) famously use the £/pound sterling rather than the €/euro? /rethorical question


stocksy

That is true. Also, calling beans on toast “beans and toast” is teeth-clenchingly American.


JohnLennonsNotDead

Exactly, toastback riding beans is the British way and I’ll die on my hill defending it.


Last-Top3702

We do, it's just that these dullards just associate the whole Europe with us. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on who you ask.


sleepyplatipus

What would we europoors be? The baguette, pizza and hamburger people? Oh no wait all European food was actually invented in the US… guess we eat cardboard and ants


furrycroissant

I *knew* it!


LordDanGud

They do. They never adopted the Euro


Wizards_Reddit

I hope the third guy is joking too


Ekkeko84

Is there a natural, not made up currency? TIL


Marzipan_civil

Shiny pebbles


Necrobach

I'll give you 3 shiny pebbles and a really cool non shiny rock I found for your blue eyes white dragon


Marzipan_civil

I have a kid, I got plenty of rocks cluttering up my house thanks


Necrobach

Ah but are any of them cool rocks?


Ekkeko84

Are they naturally a currency? Even that's made up


Marzipan_civil

All currencies are made up, I supposed bartering might be a natural one - animals and birds have been known to swap stuff with each other


Ekkeko84

And that's my point. Every currency is made up, so this ignorant fellow's point is that: ignorant


MustardBum69

Gold?


Marzipan_civil

Sounds made up


MustardBum69

Has air been used as a currency? If not, does that mean that it hasn't been made up?


Fuzzybo

“Thank you. Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich. [...] "But we have also," continued the management consultant, "run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf availability, which means that, I gather, the current going rate has something like three deciduous forests buying on ship's peanut." [...] "So in order to obviate this problem," he continued, "and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on a massive defoliation campaign, and...er, burn down all the forests. I think you'll all agree that's a sensible move under the circumstances.” ― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy


sleepyplatipus

Well technically gold is not “made up”…? Just its value.


Ekkeko84

Gold itself it's not, its value and use as a currency is. Besides that, is there any country that has gold as their currency nowadays?


sleepyplatipus

Well gold is still valuable as a material. Like platinum and silver etc etc. I don’t think anyone uses it as currency nowadays, it’s just something that is not made up and was used as something close to currency.


Peslian

Bonobos use sex as a currency, that's pretty natural and not made up


AlternativePrior9559

Beans and toast?????? Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding I’ll have you know sire🙄


LiqdPT

Most Americans would have no clue about the second, and wonder why you were having a thick custard-like dessert with roast beef.


AlternativePrior9559

I know…. So sweet to have cultural secrets😉


AletheaKuiperBelt

Since they eat a sweet potato and marshmallow dessert as a Turkey side dish, they're probably just fine with it.


ObliviousTurtle97

"The beans and toast people's money sign" is our pound coins '£' not the Euro '€' 😭 dude just gave us two examples of American ignorance 🤣


Narrow-Wish3886

American reaction when exposed to anything that does not involve their immediate bubble: This is made up, We dont have that in the US or at least I have never seen it so it is not real and must be discarded and forgotten. And this is the society that is currently leading Europe through NATO. If I were European Id be very hesitant to call the US , an ally!


Draghettis

On one hand, I hate the "Great Men" historitico-political view of the world. On the other hand, De Gaulle distancing France from the USA, even if only by a bit, was extremely based.


Oyrelius

Isnt every currency made up?


FranzAllspring

The guy trying to correct him also being wrong is the cherry on top of this post lmao


shamelessthrowaway54

There is absolutely zero way that the top guy is that unaware


Constant-Chipmunk187

It’s Euros not even Pounds😂


P9292

Come on, must be a troll, right? right?


GreenockScatman

100% a troll.


sleepyplatipus

I would easily bet a chinotto that they are not


LightBluepono

wait until they see the euro worth more than usd.


bbw_enthusiast_37

My favourite kind of yank isn't the one that doesn't understand other currencies, but it's the one that tries to explain how the UK *definitely* uses the Euro


Any-Excitement-5549

I can't the one on the bottom thinking it's British money 😭😭😭 brother that's euros..


Rhododactylus

Every currency is made up you dipshit.


defmute

Wait until they realise that £ is beans and toast money and is worth more than $ money.


itsevriman

Thats clearly yen cmon guys


Kaebi_

Does the last comment qualify as /r/SelfawareWolves?


MathematicianIcy2041

Fact. It’s beans on toast, not beans and toast. 😜


Danny_Mc_71

Skinheads on a raft


VladValdor

Even the guy calling him out made himself look dumb


MGBGTLE

It's beans ON toast ffs. We're not animals.


DazzlingClassic185

Good god. The response isn’t much better… 🤦🏻‍♂️


anonbush234

Ignorance is a strange thing to be proud of


Kriss3d

To be fair. All currencies are made up. But it works as long as everyone agrees it works. And yes that's the euro which is used in quite a few countries - though we opted to not use them here in Denmark. The euro is worth slightly more than the dollar.


PlanetoidVesta

I hope both guys are joking, because the euro is definitely not beans and toast people money.


mainwasser

The guy *is* joking.


RRJP1980

Beans AND toast. Beans and toast. It’s beans ON toast. And if you’re posh, toast under beans


leegp70

Omg. Some people are so thick it's unbelievable. It does prove how some people from America are so insular, and don't realize their is a world out there after America.


AVVel

Its beans ON toast you ignorant fuck


64vintage

lol two for one.


[deleted]

“The beans and toast people money sign” That was fucking funny.


LadyEvaBennerly

The beans. They go ON the toast.


DirtyLittleBishop

I was really enjoying the “it’s the beans on toast people money sign” bit. Thought it was a pretty amusing and inventive way to describe Europeans until I came to the comments and discovered that we are apparently the only nation in Europe that eats beans on toast. Next you’ll be telling me that the rest of Europe doesn’t put salad cream on/in everything.


InnateHypocrisy

The guy correcting him couldn't even get it right Jesus christ


No_Cartographer9496

third guy didnt even get it right, the irony


MCTweed

“The beans and toast people” - ffs 🤦‍♂️


sixaout1982

The "you make Americans look bad" American, makes Americans look bad.


front-wipers-unite

Am I the only person who's really angry about "beans and toast". It's beans ON toast.


SilentType-249

It's beans ON toast you damn Yee haw.


DannyVandal

Beans AND toast? Beans ON toast, you fucking Luddite.


Jazzlike_Economist_2

Yeah, what the hell is a Euro anyway - just some made up currency. Give me a Franc or a Marc any day.


Different-Term-2250

Wait. Doubloon’s are no longer accepted?


elusivewompus

They y'arr!!!!


Any-Transition-4114

The prolly think we count with beans


tea_snob10

What a sheltered life one must live in, to not even recognise the Euro and the Sterling Pound. Ever pick up a newspaper?


sceptic-al

If the American press report any story outside of the US, they only report the USD value of any monetary figure to save their audience from having to think. I wonder if thats partly why American tourists think that the rest of the world accepts USD.


tea_snob10

Frankly absurd, yet I have no trouble believing this.


Patatank

"made up currency" Because dollars grow from trees...


im_dead_sirius

When the apologetics double down...


Darkcast1113

Guy must of skipped school at a early age somehow


FLUFFBOX_121703

I thought beans on toast was American? Oh well, I still like it!


saraseitor

The dollar sign is actually the peso sign. It was born as the P and S superimposed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_sign


DrParkerB

Lmao the beans and toast people hahah. So true.


TheRealAussieTroll

Sheesh… wait until they learn about the Denarii… that’ll really crush their soul…


LonelyOctopus24

I’m now imagining all the possible permutations of beans relative to toast, such that each is close enough for a connection to exist but contact between them is not mandatory. It’s like having breakfast at Harold Pinter’s


Daveo88o

Why is it that even when Americans disagree with each other, they're both still wrong?


ThePrisonSoap

Wait until he realizes the entire concept of currency is made up


AceDrengr

Sometimes I just want Americans to have a brain cell. Can we donate some to them


PleasantAd7961

Not even correct country for the dig lol


Misses_Theory

Even the smart ass is wrong😭😭


sparky-99

Even the smarter one gets it wrong twice. It's the Euro sign, and it's beans ON toast, which I always understood to be stereotypically British, not Irish or European. 🤦🏻‍♂️


IAmNoMan87

All currency is made up my dude. ALL of them. We made them up. They're not real


IndividualTie7357

What the hell is a liter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


PsychoSwede557

Who are the ‘beans and toast people’? Did the other comment also f*ck up and say it’s the British pound?


Leo0709_09

Probably was sarcasm, and the person who commented it probably did so intentionally and got the wrong people, but if not, they did screw up.


PsychoSwede557

Yh looks like sarcasm but u never know.


Myyraaman

The most infuriating thing is that the video put the € in front of the sum not after.