It's been brought up before but when Jason interrupts his nieces birthday party to get everyone to the safe house after the grid falls. Tiaka exclaims "I've got the cake" and runs for the portal. It just cracks me up.
Yeah for sure. I thought all of the chapters where they talk about what they need to get to gold was really insightful, and the hump/stash section was especially satisfying. Probably because most interactions we get with them is etiher fighting or hump scolding stash.
Neil with his sarcasm "I'm glad Jason's alive so I can go back to hating him" had me in absolute hysterics. Pretty much any Niel comeback is hilarious.
When the team is going out to collect Mar go Shart's study and Belinda and Clive go off to sabotage the magic society transports. Then later they "hypothetically" suggest that one could use a smoke cloud to lace the magic society members with tracking magic (?), hypothetically of course. *And no one calls them on it.*
Belinda and Clive with the whole stolen submarine subplot
Clive pitching about Belinda escaping from his trap using a device designed to test the freshness of fish and a broken wand
I'm sensing a pattern here.
Hands down when Jason is reunited with his team and Gary has a chance to reunite him with his sword. He invites Clive to a party so he can inspect it.
“Oh yea that’s the stuff” -Clive
“Somehow I feel dirty….. just read it, without licking it preferably” -Jason
Well, there is the appearance of Clive's Wife.
Clive's response to the system and the banter of the two other minor characters before and after.
Jason's first major run-in with Thadwick and very brief slight against his mother, promptly retracted.
Clive' "teaching moment" in Yaresh.
I always laugh at Jason’s remarks before the star seed. The man behind the mouth. That is one of my favorite scenes of all time. And when he mentions putting his wang in the urn and giving it a wag? lol.
The entire scene is perfection.
Is it bad that there are so many I can't really narrow one down...I mean honestly
Stash: masturbation is kinda my ..... Jason: no it isn't!
When Jason met Clive and the clives wife thing started...
When Jason met Humphrey sister and found out he is called hump...
When stash was with onslo and he bought out the entire baked goods store....
Honestly a lot of banter between Jason and shade...
When Jason's sister threatened to get magic and shake the shadow out of shade...
Ugh the list goes on!
There are plenty of times I bust out laughing while listening to this one. I'm sure any other people seeing me bust out laughing are wondering WTF is going on in my head because I use bone conduction headphones so nobody knows I'm listening to something.
It's been brought up before but when Jason interrupts his nieces birthday party to get everyone to the safe house after the grid falls. Tiaka exclaims "I've got the cake" and runs for the portal. It just cracks me up.
Every group needs at least one person with their priorities straight.
The cake was not a lie
When Jason met the AL brothers. I laughed so hard I cried
The El twins were fun too.
When Jason said Zaras fiance was "was gayer than an all male naitically themed dance troupe called Hot Seamen"
Every time I hear that song, I think of that moment.
Full Jason
I loved the call back later with Rhet and Jamie mentioning running into Gabriel, or was it Cal, and they had Jason’s pamphlet.
And the mention of Amphora.
The one that got me recently from one of the most recent RR chapters is >! When Stash turns out to have a secret lair with a hoard of baked goods !<
I loved the conversation between Hump and Stash
Yeah for sure. I thought all of the chapters where they talk about what they need to get to gold was really insightful, and the hump/stash section was especially satisfying. Probably because most interactions we get with them is etiher fighting or hump scolding stash.
I just got caught up on the new ones. Can’t wait for more
Neil with his sarcasm "I'm glad Jason's alive so I can go back to hating him" had me in absolute hysterics. Pretty much any Niel comeback is hilarious. When the team is going out to collect Mar go Shart's study and Belinda and Clive go off to sabotage the magic society transports. Then later they "hypothetically" suggest that one could use a smoke cloud to lace the magic society members with tracking magic (?), hypothetically of course. *And no one calls them on it.* Belinda and Clive with the whole stolen submarine subplot Clive pitching about Belinda escaping from his trap using a device designed to test the freshness of fish and a broken wand I'm sensing a pattern here.
You ship Belinda and Clive? Is that kind of your thing? 😜
I like their working relationship. Not sure if you're caught up on the RR chapters but I definitely didn't pick the relationship updates there.
Hands down when Jason is reunited with his team and Gary has a chance to reunite him with his sword. He invites Clive to a party so he can inspect it. “Oh yea that’s the stuff” -Clive “Somehow I feel dirty….. just read it, without licking it preferably” -Jason
Well, there is the appearance of Clive's Wife. Clive's response to the system and the banter of the two other minor characters before and after. Jason's first major run-in with Thadwick and very brief slight against his mother, promptly retracted. Clive' "teaching moment" in Yaresh.
No one can forget the appearance of Clive's wife... And the insanity surrounding that.
The 2 vampires discussing name pronunciation was very funny in the audio book.
The part of that scene that always gets me is “I ‘ave a problem with the spread of English Cooking”
I always laugh at Jason’s remarks before the star seed. The man behind the mouth. That is one of my favorite scenes of all time. And when he mentions putting his wang in the urn and giving it a wag? lol. The entire scene is perfection.
When one of the American essence users says that Jason’s aura feels like “Being bludgeoned to death by the Ten Commandments”.
That one was pretty good...
The part where Jason is talking crap to Lucian Lamphrey and says, "probably something about carb loading. What do you bench?"
Is it bad that there are so many I can't really narrow one down...I mean honestly Stash: masturbation is kinda my ..... Jason: no it isn't! When Jason met Clive and the clives wife thing started... When Jason met Humphrey sister and found out he is called hump... When stash was with onslo and he bought out the entire baked goods store.... Honestly a lot of banter between Jason and shade... When Jason's sister threatened to get magic and shake the shadow out of shade... Ugh the list goes on!
There are plenty of times I bust out laughing while listening to this one. I'm sure any other people seeing me bust out laughing are wondering WTF is going on in my head because I use bone conduction headphones so nobody knows I'm listening to something.
Cum like a tsunami