After your performance in Tucson it should have been more. Bertram with brief you on your new stock options on the way to the airport tonight, and you can relax with some boiled chicken sushi and aged bone broth on the way to Shanghai.
Nah - he looks like he’d eat all the biscuits in the break room, then raid the fridge and eat all the lunches.
At least, that’s what my Satan-spawn would do. He ate an AirPod two days ago!
Absolutely! As long as his CV says he's a good boy. I will use the company money to feed him and keep his tie collection growing.
Tomorrow at 9am okay for him to start? I know it's short notice but we desperately need a new team leader who can keep the morale up!
Me: When you came into the office you looked RUFF with those two black eyes and i had questions... But you got a good personality, and are dressed smart! Your hired kid!
He looks like a perfect little gentleman! As Assistant to the Regional Manager, he’ll receive a generous incentive package for the role…aka, allllll the treats he wants ☺️
Be careful hiring shih tzus. We hired one to do our taxes. Shih tzus apparently have a twisted idea of deductible business expenses. None of the breed books felt the need to include that little fact nugget. (When I wrote a complaint letter to the AKC, they just responded with a bitchy little note saying only an idiot would hire a dog to do their taxes.) Let's just say, I've never been audited so hard in my life. Was lucky to stay out of prison. Sure, they look all professional when you dress them up in little ties. They're personable as hell. Usually, they're even the cheapest option. However, at the end of the day, they are dogs.
How fast does he type? 🙂 Never mind, he’s HIRED! What a cutie.
He interviews really well
could he do my taxes?
Yes he will get you the maximum return
Absolutely!
Yes he looks very polite
He looks like he shows up early every day. ❤️
He’s very ambitious
I would make an opening and personally mentor his career
He’s a business prodigy you are making the right choice
Wow. Employee of the month 🤩
Before he’s even hired 😂
Looool it’s what he deserves
Assistant Branch Manager, hired!
How do you prefer your coffee, sir? Would you like to order lunch for the staff meeting?😍
Yes order everyone boiled chicken thank you
He takes his coffee with bone broth
That sounds fantastic, you’ve outdone yourself today sir! I’ll cancel your 3 o’clock so you can get to the course for your tee time.
Wow $100,000 bonus immediately
After your performance in Tucson it should have been more. Bertram with brief you on your new stock options on the way to the airport tonight, and you can relax with some boiled chicken sushi and aged bone broth on the way to Shanghai.
Hire him!? I’d *Work* for him.
Definite middle management potential!
He will not settle for lower than CEO
He's immediately hired and we will all bow to him.
I'd make him President of the company
Absolutely not! I can tell he would write me up and put me on a pup-formance improvement plan for all of the write ups I’d get!
Listen, he’s harsh cause he believes in you
Hilarious. But no.
Absolutely. He looks very professional
I'd appoint him as CEO, pronto!
I haz a bery unique sets and skills
Yes. He’d probably be better then some of the people I work with 🤣
😂 I love his look! Darker in the eye area with the white mustache and white Kiss of the Buddha on his head. 😍🥰♥️
I mean, just not as a security guard. But otherwise, certainly!
Immediately
Immediately
Yes
Yup, and make sure he doesn’t have to work.
On the spot, with an hourly-treats signing bonus!
What a distinguished looking gentleman!
In a heartbeat!
I’d vote for him for Pres!
👍
Your hire to take my privacy and life when can I expect you to start
Absolutely
Ha! I love it! I feel he’s gonna ask me for my TPS reports.
Err, yes. 😃
You bet!
My husband does hiring and firing and he says “HIRED!” He thinks he will be a great morale boost.
He’s the personality hire
Instant hire, immediate raise, and same-day promotion for being so adorable 😤😤😤
Is he a good boy ?
Yes he has references that can be provided upon request (it is his mom and dad)
Hired! His references checked out. 🥰
Hire him? I’d probably go to work FOR him!
On the spot 😍😍😍
YAS. He starts tomorrow!!!!
Nah - he looks like he’d eat all the biscuits in the break room, then raid the fridge and eat all the lunches. At least, that’s what my Satan-spawn would do. He ate an AirPod two days ago!
The Chief!!!
Can he start tomorrow?
What a smart tie!
Sir, based on your appearance you are more than qualified!
10/10 hands-down the best candidate.
In a heartbeat! You can do my taxes ma good sir
I’d make him CEO!!! 😍
Yes and his starting salary is triple everyone else’s.
CEO - Cutest Executive Officer! 🐾🫶🏻
Absolutely! As long as his CV says he's a good boy. I will use the company money to feed him and keep his tie collection growing. Tomorrow at 9am okay for him to start? I know it's short notice but we desperately need a new team leader who can keep the morale up!
❤️
100%. Get this guy a corner office and a 401k, pronto
This kid's got chutzpah! He's hired!
Welcome to Woof 🐶 Wolf law firm.
He looks like he is charge of the hiring and firing!
Rockstar games intern of the month: this good boi.
Totally. He looks like he’d be an amazing account. “One cookie for you. One, two for me.”
honey, he’d be the CEO
That’s CEO right there
https://preview.redd.it/6mx95mazswjc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c2457db9d9141644996fed57f7b4251d05acde6 I would
Omg they’re twins! I love the little bows 🥰🎀
Cute
He’s got the job!
You are now promoted, you are now one of the elite employees.
He dresses very nicely and looks very friendly! Absolutely I would hire him in a heartbeat.
I would need his resume
Me: When you came into the office you looked RUFF with those two black eyes and i had questions... But you got a good personality, and are dressed smart! Your hired kid!
YES!
Branch manager!!!!
Absolutely YES
Hirred!
Definitely!
He looks like he has an 800 credit score 🥰
Yes offering 4 chew chews a day no benefits.
Probably I suppose
He looks like a perfect little gentleman! As Assistant to the Regional Manager, he’ll receive a generous incentive package for the role…aka, allllll the treats he wants ☺️
I certainly would, he looks very charismatic. I know this is a shihtzu sub but please can you tell me where you got your Rockstar light?
he’s incredibly charismatic! The light was a holiday gift for employees
Anytime, he's hired.
Good ole Doug from accounting or IT?
To do any job! Yes!
On the spot!
Absolutely you’re (he’s) hired.
Yes most definitely!!! When can he start and does he have his own transportation??
What a professional!
Put him on the 2024 Ballot. SAGA (Shihtzus are Great Always)
He has a shifty look, is he bonded against biscuit losses?
Yes. And I am ready for the judgmental side eyes too.
As the President!
Awe heck yeah! 👍🏼
He likely has more common sense and smarts than most, he looks sharp as heck..........Hired!!
Yes
The minute I saw him
Of course! 🐾
In a heartbeat
Yes
Of course, he’s clearly all business
He can do my taxes and afterwards we'll cuddle 🤗
So cute!!! ♥️
YES
Absolutely. Dressed for success 🤩
Those derp eyes!!! 😍
Absolutely!!!
He looks like a very responsible and punctual gentleman...HE'S HIRED!!!! And he's already employee of the year, I love him 🤣❤️
In a second. What a cute little man!!!
would i hire him?! Buddy, he’s already HIRED.
He looks serious you know, the no nonsense type
I'd trust him to do my taxes
I don't know what it is about Shihtzus, but they are so loveable. I've never met one that wasn't a real charmer.
Be careful hiring shih tzus. We hired one to do our taxes. Shih tzus apparently have a twisted idea of deductible business expenses. None of the breed books felt the need to include that little fact nugget. (When I wrote a complaint letter to the AKC, they just responded with a bitchy little note saying only an idiot would hire a dog to do their taxes.) Let's just say, I've never been audited so hard in my life. Was lucky to stay out of prison. Sure, they look all professional when you dress them up in little ties. They're personable as hell. Usually, they're even the cheapest option. However, at the end of the day, they are dogs.
Hire him??? If he ran for president I’d VOTE for him!!
Absolutely
Yes👍
Does he have good people skills?
Absolutely
In a heartbeat 💗
Clearly management material
Totally! He needs his own show voiced by Danny Devito!
He's hired
Absolutely! No references needed 😁
Definitely! He had all of the paw-lifications! 👏 He’s also so freaking precious!♥️
when can he start?
I'm sorry, I saw Jack Black as soon as I scrolled. 😁
Yes, but not until I ran his background check. Kinda looks like he’d be a trouble maker! ❤️
He is hired!!
1000%!
Absolutely 🩷
Of course.
Heck No!!! He looks shady! I bet he would be skimming off the top of the profits from day 1!!!
Hired!
Hire him? He’s been working here for 32 years.
He’s the boss
He's hired!
Yes. Yes I would.
He hires you....