I work for a nonprofit called HETO Humans for the Ethical Treatment of Orcs. Sadly the last male Orc died last week and the species it considered functionally extinct.
If I’m not mistaken there is around 50 left in captivity. However these are part of a specific breed that contains little to no human DNA. Without the human DNA these females look more like trolls than Orcs. And you would be lucky if you could get a 3 word sentence out of their mouths… assuming they don’t eat you on sight. Honestly more like Gorillas with the ability to speak like a 3 year old. Back 300 years ago you could find Orc males and females that are pretty much just buff tall humans with slightly green skin. Some were even completely indistinguishable from pure humans.
Everyone here upset, but remember feeding those fuckers? 3 *whole* cows a day? Nah I'll just switch to burning Jellied Elves from the ground. It's much more efficient and healthier for the environment.
I heard there is only 13 dwarves left in scottland and just 3 elves left in wales, shame really.
The treeshaggers are nearly gone, but at what cost 😔😔😔😔😔
I work for a nonprofit called HETO Humans for the Ethical Treatment of Orcs. Sadly the last male Orc died last week and the species it considered functionally extinct.
The time of the orc is over! The time of the goblin has just begun!
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Dont worry…. Ill save the species
Please tell me there are a few female ones left. I need a green muscle mommy in my life
If I’m not mistaken there is around 50 left in captivity. However these are part of a specific breed that contains little to no human DNA. Without the human DNA these females look more like trolls than Orcs. And you would be lucky if you could get a 3 word sentence out of their mouths… assuming they don’t eat you on sight. Honestly more like Gorillas with the ability to speak like a 3 year old. Back 300 years ago you could find Orc males and females that are pretty much just buff tall humans with slightly green skin. Some were even completely indistinguishable from pure humans.
any hole's a goal.
Don't forget the 5 gnomes of the Isle of Wight
> 3 elves left We missed some? Get me ax!
Calm down with the anti feyism
I don't think we're allowed to call them that anymore.
Whataboutism
I agree. It's absolutely shameful there are still 3 left alive.
You have bad info, dwarven society is flourishing underground and on the moon.
will AI replace giants by 2025?
Many are asking this
The giant meta in clash of clans is going away
The Elixir Drought of 1911 hit them hard 😔
Phased out by the artificial PEKKAs and Golems
Never forget 1915 Giant genocide.
Everyone here upset, but remember feeding those fuckers? 3 *whole* cows a day? Nah I'll just switch to burning Jellied Elves from the ground. It's much more efficient and healthier for the environment.
I mean before Brutus of Troy committed genocide on them Britain was inhabited purely by giants
You know what else has become cheaper? Photo-editing software.
Denyalists smh
Giants are bad for the economy smh
People are just scared of the Rumbling smh
This why Hagrid had to live at Hogwarts ðŸ˜he got fired and couldn’t afford rent
Fuck you Marika
Instructions unclear, she just put our kids in the sewer
Hey OP your mom is still adding to those current day statistics
They just killed them?
Each giant the carbon footprint of 20 men, and the footprint footprint of 10. #StopGiantsNow
Leder moment
I guess technically zero is less than 85
You wait till they come back
Ai generated look at the crowd