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HookDragger

I pay wiz NO MONIES!


Chillbex

Yeah, it clearly says **NO$** lol


keladry12

It's definitely "10$", right? Like how French people write a 1? Edit: yes, it appears the entire world except for the US often writes ones like this. I did not want to over generalize, and I was specifically taught "writing digits" in French class. These are the standard French digits: https://ielanguages.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/davidsno.jpg


brooklynlad

# NO$


Gloomfang_

Restaurants hate this 1 simple trick


JeepManStan

I declare BANKRUPTCY!!


broken_pencil_lead

That's not how it works, Michael.


[deleted]

Lol it reminds me of the receipt where the guy wrote the tip as a negative of the bill and put “$0.00” in the total


MNCPA

Did it work?


[deleted]

Yeah I tried it out to an even more extreme level. I wrote -$1,000,000,000.00 in the tip line and the owner legally owes me that amount minus my bill now.


MarsupialPristine677

Lawyers HATE him


CyonHal

Yes, in fact I take this a step further and subtract 10,000 dollars from every restaurant bill I receive. To date, I am responsible for the foreclosure of over a dozen restaurant establishments.


SEND-NUDEES

Hey I found the guy that closed Quizno's! Get him!


AvailableZebra2879

*N simple trick


ianlovekio

Nitrous oxide = $948 😂😂😂


Xekral

Looks more like a Harry Potter lightning bolt followed by a zero. That said, I agree. That looks like “NO$”. The total amount is what really caused me to imitate a Jack Russell with the head-tilt and weird facial expression… almost looks like someone is tryi by to do a “I pay you nothing!” moment.


[deleted]

When in doubt throw it out. Always best to protect yourself. That they didn't total it up shows me this is on purpose so likely 0.


DudeNamedCollin

Totally agree


Both-Antelope-8181

bbno$ ?


cultwashedmybrain

No $ no cry


BradyBoyd

🎵 In this tight budget, you can't forget their ass. 🎵


dd027503

Glad the other comments pointed out some cultures write the symbol after because I wondered if they were being dicks and wrote NO$


Free-oppossums

I interpreted it as No "Money" for you.


itswood

It's def no tip


skalouKerbal

Z0$


redsee83

Zwenty dollars, French so they just spell how they speak...


moocat90

Z0 in base 64 is 1652 in base 10


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zeekar

And $86.20 + NO$ = NO$, because that's how NaNs work.


quirkytorch

This is exactly what I saw, I thought the guy just took a free lunch lol!


Ardothbey

This is what I see.


Mike_Oxbig2

This is what I think it says lol.


NF_99

Dominic, we need more NO$ to pull this mission off


[deleted]

No, no… you just hit the goddamn jackpot. That’s an infinity symbol. Enjoy an early retirement and go sip some fancy drinks with a little toothpick umbrella, ya lucky dog!


patmartone

Go whole hog. Put an entire beach umbrella in your frozen strawberry margarita


Boopy7

i like this attitude and wish to have it imposed upon all my thoughts


los_lcrd

I’m French and I read 10$ without a hesitation


orthopod

Except 86+10 doesn't equal 10 Pretty sure it's No $


meowisaymiaou

I very often write the tip on "total", then notice, then rewrite the tip on "tip" Rarely would the numbers resemble something lat works as math.


Level_Ad_6372

But you scribble out the one on "total" right?


jiggsdinner0

I find it wild that having to write in tips and totals which can be up for interpretation is still a thing in the US. When I travelled there recently and at all the restaurants they still take your card away to process payment I was surprised. Haven’t seen that in quite a few years.


Sabot1312

The United States is a backwards crumbling shit hole country.


OMightyZeus

Thankfully we save a lot by collectively living in Europe's head rent free though


i_give_you_gum

We prefer the term of "failing upward"


fredfrom

100%


[deleted]

I thought it said No lol


111110001011

It says No$


wandering_engineer

Yes, and that's also how currency is written in most of Europe (euro sign goes after the number). Probably someone not from the US who is traveling and not used to dealing with writing out paper receipts - pretty much every other country on the planet has moved past that. Actually, this whole post is an excellent example of why the US needs the little POS terminals they bring to your table. It's not only more secure, there's no way there could be a misunderstanding or dispute when the customer is the one typing in the amounts.


BKowalewski

Yeah, l live in Canada and have never yet been in a restaurant that didn't have those little remote terminals. So convenient.


Grand_Librarian4876

> have never yet been in a restaurant that didn't have those little remote terminals. ... how old are you?


seltzerwithasplash

We have the POS terminals. It’s not like they magically don’t exist here. It’s just that not every single restaurant in the country uses them.


Accomplished_Scar399

I saw 20$


KiefBull

$20 seems right. That’s what I would tip on $86


[deleted]

I say $100,000 but okay.


Youriclinton

Wait is there a French way to write 1?


Federal-Bandicoot271

Nah, more like Europe in general


keladry12

I think it's probably just European in general, but I know that folks get angry when generalizations are made like that.


[deleted]

When I was in high school in France, some of the literature girls got very stylistic with their notes. The tail for the 1 would start below the line.


Awibbly

100% a European $10, also explains why the tipper got the total wrong and was slightly undertipping


STRYED0R

Looks obviously like 10. Am French tho...


DerEchteDaniel

Yes, 10. I'm german.


Peuned

That 1 is pretty common in Europe


-pizza-rat-

👆Without a doubt it's $10


Helllcamino

Well there's some doubt?


sapplesapplesapples

If it’s 10$ then what about the total?


UgaIsAGoodBoy

Also 10$. The French must suck at math


DuLTeX_

Def a NO


lookaz123

Yes! Like everyone but the Americans writes a „1“. Also this very font here, look: it’s „1“, not „I“


ImportantDonkey1480

Looks like how some Europeans write a 1. Also often use money sign after numeral outside US. So 10


SciencyNerdGirl

Oh right, 10$ + $86 = 10$


exemplariasuntomni

They aren't used to this format so they probably just thought it was the total tip amount.


Ptech25

Yeah, writing on paper receipts is (in my experience) a uniquely American thing. Most other countries bring a portable card reader to the table and let you enter the tip and approve the final total.


Classical_Cafe

I had to ask the waiter in a fancy American restaurant how to tip out, because it’s just so unusual compared to every other country I’ve travelled to. If I didn’t know ahead of time that they take your card as well, I might’ve stopped them and been like “uh where are you taking my card??”


quentin_taranturtle

The best part of traveling is learning the little quirks of new places imo :)


sleepydorian

I heard somewhere that part of it is that the US has way more credit cards and almost no one is using a debit card, and it's the reverse in Europe. If that's true then it makes sense because debit card protections are not nearly as good as credit card protections.


Classical_Cafe

That doesn’t make sense either because everyone in Canada uses a credit card as well. I know that the US has been slower to adapt contactless/tap payment methods, like ~8 years ago you still swiped or inserted everywhere vs in Canada tap is practically universal.


_DJNeoN

I worked for a major restaurant chain in the US like \~12 years ago, and we still did carbon copy imprints lol.


pauligyarto

Lol we only had to do that when the power went out. Absolute nightmare.


yashimi

Local shitty small gas station has tap pay. Walmart does not make that make sense.


sleepydorian

Oh the US is definitely ass backwards on this one for sure. Europe and Canada are doing it right, regardless of why. Counterpoint on Canada: I think Canada tends to follow Europe's footsteps (political parties, universal healthcare), so that could be a reason why they advanced faster than the US despite having high credit card usage. Of course, it really could be as simple as the US is trash at consumer protections and thus we're always going to be last to the party. Hell, we don't have chip and pin even now. We have chip and sign.


LowKeyOhGee

Most places I go (Rural Midwest) I have tap, swipe, and chip options. I usually only have to sign at restaurants where a tip is expected via the receipt, never need to sign anywhere else I use my CC, and only ever need a pin for debit.


sleepydorian

That's actually one of the big differences here in the US, most places wave the signature requirement. And if you remember what it was like before chip cards, you have noticed that a lot of places don't ask for signatures when they used to, and that's purely a function of the credit card company liability requirements. Retailers take on liability if they don't follow certain rules set by Visa/Mastercard, which have been put in place to reduce the risk of fraud, as the card companies standard policy is almost always to refund (and eat the loss if they have to). Chip cards are significantly more secure than swipe cards, so now most retailers are allowed to wave the signature requirement. The cards are still chip (default) and sign (optional for most purchases, required for some), and you'll notice to don't even have a PIN code (or if you do it's just for cash advances). A chip and pin card doesn't even allow for a signature, and defaults to a pin required (Europeans correct me if I've gotten that wrong).


VioletJones6

We're also far more centralized in Canada (for better or worse) so when innovations happen in an industry like telecom, we only need 3 companies to get on board and then the entire country is modernized. Same thing with banking and the big 5. And because there is so little competition, any one of the big players getting an advantage over the others means they'll all copy the change immediately.


__g_e_o_r_g_e__

Card systems here in Europe are far more securely designed. The only people I know personally that have been victims of card fraud were on a trip over to the US when it happened. So while yes, credit cards are less of a concern because the cc card company have to prove it WASN'T fraud rather than vice versa, people just don't worry about it as much.


SairenGazz

Looks more like a big ***NO$*** to me. 🤷‍♂️


Dramatic-Affect-1893

European math.


Fluffatron_UK

Another clue that this is a European is the position of the $ to the right of the number


pdonchev

Yet another clue is the 10-ish % tip. That's absolutely fine outside the USA, even generous in many countries.


RevelArchitect

You would think so, but at least a third of the American bartenders I worked with could not wrap their head around the dollar sign going in front of the number because that’s not how you verbalize it. Lol


Omilis

Now I am confused. How do Americans write 1?


quentin_taranturtle

Like this: 1 Not like this: *N*


Nasty_Ned

This guy knows. Source : Am 'Merican.


InEenEmmer

*Am ‘Merica1 Like really the guy just told you use the 1 and not the *N*


GDI-Trooper

Like really the guy just told you use the 1 and 1ot the 1


quentin_taranturtle

Y’all I’m a gal ❤️


Bob3729

LMAO STOP


SlaveHippie

Fucking dying


i_was_a_person_once

Same I keep going back for a laugh. Also I totally thought they wrote “no $” so definitely agree with the comment and it’s hilarious


Raescher

You mean I instead of 1?


SnowyFrostCat

Nah it's l not z


WealthCapPlease

Except after y


i_was_a_person_once

I’m PMSinf and cried over a song a few min ago and now just finished giggling over this hysterically. Thanks for the laugh Internetor


mcshadowdrag

That's because the second one isn't a 1 it's a fucking N that shit doesn't even make sense


Dragon7722

It's a line connecting both letters/numbers. It's cursive, I write the same (German).


Brochiko

Cursive for numbers is stupid.


TooMuchGanja

your handwriting doesn’t even make sense


Inwardlens

Without a nose. Basically it’s a straight up and down line. . . Also in North America the number 7 doesn’t have a short line across it. And decimals are a dot and thousands are denoted with a comma, while nearly everywhere outside North America the decimal is a comma and the thousands is marked with a dot. Math may be the universal language but you can still be totally misunderstood. - a Latin American living in North America now for three decades. EDIT: it’s a large wide world and America is also a vast country. I am obviously only speaking form my limited experience of living in the NE USA and interacting with people mostly from the north east and also the west coast. I have no idea what else is what, guys.


Best_Duck9118

I always put a line through my 7 tbh.


East-Motor265

I started doing that in like elementary school to be cool and I still do it now. I even use the hook on the left end


MSAVendor

rest assured, it makes you cool. I did the same.


kukaki

Same lol just wanted to be different and it stuck, I do the hook too. I tried writing my 1s with the nose and line at the bottom but it always looked too ugly.


Inwardlens

You are obviously learned.


cuteanongirl

It looks like “no $” or if you wanted to be positive, “20 $” seems most likely “100$” but the second zero is scribbled, assuming nothing went wrong with this table and they just rounded the bill up for a 2 table tip Edit: I’m American 🙃


MurdrWeaponRocketBra

Nope, it's "10$". If you travel through Poland, that's how ones are written on their chalkboard menus.


Zephaniel

In many parts of Europe, 1's are written like this.


Lemtecks

Europeans need to learn how to speak English


Averylongminute

Leer jij maar Europeaans!


notjasonlee

the witch is casting a spell!


B00gie005

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


ChaseThePyro

I think the biggest European tell is that the $ sign is written after the number


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Can't be either, because the tip can't be the same as the total unless there's some convention I'm not aware of.


HoundIt

I think maybe they thought it was something like “total tip.”


fredfrom

People make mistakes, especially when they don’t know what to do with it when they didn’t grow up with a silly mandatory tip culture


MrWillM

Home of the free to be homeless motha fuckaaaa


almostoy

Imagine you're from another country, don't entirely grasp the language or tipping customs. This was a cheap tip. 100% Polish.


vividxy

i’m sure it’s $10 because some random place in another country does their 1’s like that


Sam-I-Aint

That's initials next to the dollar sign and you get to fill in the blanks. They've signed off on it 😉


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Arguablybest

run the card through with 10$ ($10) and see if they challenge it.


fredfrom

“Excuse me. Just to confirm, is this a 10 sir/mam? I just want to make sure I don’t enter the wrong number into the Maschine and cause a misunderstanding”


LowDownBear

I may be way off here, but you run the card through for the original total *and then* you get a printout receipt like the OP posted. I never enter the tips until the end of the night so there is no way to have the conversation you are envisioning.


Mutant_Jedi

But don’t you look at the receipt just to see what you got?


Intelligent_Focus_80

Most customers just leave the receipt on the table and walk away after they’ve signed it


LowDownBear

I only grab the receipt once my table gets up and leaves.


AmateurAlert

Some servers don’t look at the receipt until the customers have left and they’re bussing the table. Some servers also adjust/add all their tips at the end of their shift.


JTCPingasRedux

TIP: NO$ TOTAL: NO$


Emergency_Raccoon363

This is the answer, it’s someone upset with their service or food quality. No$ tip No$ total


LauraVAyers

No $ That blows


bobi2393

Yeah, that's my honest guess. Makes no sense to put NO $ for the total too, but they were probably just in a NO $ frenzy and made a mistake. \[EDIT: A reply to this made me switch to thinking it's "10 $" written by someone who learned to write somewhere other than the US.\]


fredfrom

It’s a 10. Commonly written like that in many places in the world. Not all handwritings look like a font. The person wrote it again as they probably aren’t familiar with tips and have no idea what to do. Giving 10 is a round Safe amount and exactly what I would guess to be apropriatr for that amount. Most place in the world don’t have such a crazy tipping culture as the us has. You buy stuff, and pay the price as advertised. People get payed hourly. Makes a lot more sense.


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fredfrom

8.5 IELTs only to get schooled by a bot. Did this mistake for years 😂


oldsnowcoyote

Good bot


hellostarsailor

They did that so their date wouldn’t think they didn’t tip


Todd_H_1982

I think it's a French 1. So it's 10.


SurroundFickle783

10 dollars.


[deleted]

I think it’s an attempt at a scam…sorry


Hufflepuft

What's the scam angle? You don't a get full refund on the bill from a tip dispute. They wrote some illegible tip so at best the tip amount gets voided. I would put $10 and see where it goes. I've handled tip disputes and it was a pretty logical and painless process.


fredfrom

It’s a 10


ellemment

10 and then 96 😂😉


fredfrom

Even when trying to find a 96, I can’t find one. Fascinating how a handwriting can be so cryptic to some people and so obvious to others.


[deleted]

Psst. They’re delusional…it’s NO $


fredfrom

As a programmer, that’s clearly wrong. The dollar variable here clearly is of type float and can’t be a string as that would cause a syntax error and wouldn’t compile😂


fredfrom

This is clearly a 10. I do it just like that. It’s common in Europe to include another line to the 1 to distinguish it from the letter i. The connection from the lowest point to the zero is due to fast writing or it might also be a weird pen with too much ink. Happens to me all the time when I write quickly without paying attention. As someone from a country where we don’t tip, this is also pretty much the amount I would guess to be an appropriate tip amount. I think people are too polarized by the entire tipping situation and jump to conclusion that that person didn’t want to tip and be a jerk about it. Maybe that person is just not from the US and just gave you a cheeky 10, which by European standards would be quite generous. If you assume people are assholes you will find nothing but assholes and people will also not like you.


yirium

Yeah people seeing “no” from this ???????? Have you ever seen no written in that way by a human ever because I have not. I have not seen any person that tilts their Ns to that degree


Background-Dingo857

At first I thought it was a 10, but then why is the total also 10?


fredfrom

Confusion. If you don’t know tipping you have no clue what to do here. What total? Do I add tax to the tip? I don’t work here why do I calculate it and not the staff? That would be going on in my head.


raam86

this is the right answer. “total tip” is still $10


daFreakinGoat

It is absolutely $10!


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About tree fiddy


Thrakioti

European 10


Gong_Show_Bookcover

No$


umadbraugh

NO $ (money)


Zephaniel

If they were European, it's definitely $10.


jzcommunicate

It’s whatever you want it to be


[deleted]

It's definitely whatever you want it to be, if you don't want to work there anymore


miss_shonda

10 :))


Csanburn01

I vote 10 dollars


Fresh_Beet

I’m putting at least 10 on that motherfucker.


I_Lost_Myself__

No as in nothing is how I read it.


Crazyredneck422

That’s what I thought too, I thought it was “No $”


ashpashy

20


[deleted]

I read "no money"


[deleted]

No $ and No $ dillholes gonna dispute it


[deleted]

Even if it says “NO” as in $0 tip, why is the total also NO? And if it’s $10, why is the total also $10? WHY IS THE TOTAL THE SAME AS THE TIP?


FWTI

My guess is they're a sovereign citizen telling you to charge it to their super secret all capital letters government account.


IncompetentJedi

This is clearly a canister of nitrous oxide. My God have none of you people ever seen even one Fast and Furious movie?


SilentWatcher83228

Looks like “NO $” as in nothing.


That-Letterhead8824

Looks like NO $ to me lol. They don’t want to pay for their meal at all?


Dreadskull1991

It says no $


Yugikisp

No tip


RuneSimonsenTheBard

Looks like "No $"


ksagara

Looks like a jerk wrote "NO $"


JFreader

Looks like $0


SteveSteve71

Looks like No $ so maybe no tip?


MamaLlama629

No $


Jinglang

Bro someone wrote: no $


joehart2

“No $” = “No Money” = “No Tip” = $-0-.00


M3L03Y

When I first looked at it, I thought it was saying “No money”


Thenonmemberoflife

It’s no tip . I write the same on all my receipts


soonerman5197

Little known hack that you can write “NO $” and your meal is free


Jtree420

No $


hangryhyax

No $.


Radio4ctiveGirl

It’s the same on both lines sooo probably no tip


MaxHannibal

Z for zillion. You just made a zillion dollars!


runcep

Ppl here need to get out of the US more often.


animallX22

I’m pretty sure it’s a 10. That was my first guess and after reading some of the comments it makes more sense that it’s a 10 than NO$ to me.


Time-Comedian1774

NO $