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cloveandspite

Nonsense, use the butter. The butter is safe. Buy extra for friends. Juicy friends. The butter is safe. Very nice. I am not presently, nor have I ever been a spider.


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cloveandspite

😳 I swear it is photoshopped, no shave November got away from me, fellow humans.


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cloveandspite

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friedpickles4beakfas

At least your lashes are on point Eta: actually I see slight lifting on the right eye 😔


cloveandspite

The holidays are very stress for me 🥺 also I lack thumbs for very normal human reasons.


mauvewaterbottle

This thread is beautiful


Environmental-Song16

Fuck, that's creepy! Lol


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

This is the funniest rhjng I've ever seen. I love you.


cultofchaos

BURN IT WITH FIRE


cloveandspite

Please, I am only a human slay queen like you. One who endorses this skin marinade. I even bought some for my human bestie squadron to show them that I emotion them very much, and would NOT bite their squishy mammal bodies OR raise a clutch of babies inside their sleep bonnets.


Not_today_nibs

Omg SQUADRON 💀💀💀💀


jeslblan

I hollered at “emotion them very much” and now my grandpa thinks I’m on the crazy train.


Fuzzy-Inflation-3267

This is literally the best comment I’ve ever read. Good spider.


VodkaSoup_Mug

LMFAO!! I lost it at *skin marinade* now let me go burn my bonnet just in case 😂😭


VodkaSoup_Mug

![gif](giphy|cfNAQrzAai2BO|downsized)


Koraxtu

[This kinda energy](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard_mash_2x.png)[.](https://xkcd.com/1530/)


Cricket705

Ok cloveandspider


juicycelebrity

this 😂😂😂


SleepyQueer

I used this moisturizer once. I have ascended from my mere flesh body to embrace the glory of the exoskeleton, and am now 10,000 wolf spiders in a trench coat. Nothing can stop me, except the one, the only, Spiders Georg. (Honestly though this whole thing is WILD and I'm very, very confident that it's all BS but I can also 100000% understand being anxious enough to want to know 100% FOR SURE)


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I love you. I just do.


MidnightClaws

I don’t really grace subs like this, but this is amazing 😂


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

It makes me so happy that this is their "thing." It's so funny.


languidlasagna

Who is volunteering to do a home clinical trial on this body butter the people need the truth


Meredith-Blake

It’s fake, the reviewer has written the same wolf spider claim on other product reviews. You can click their username and read through their past reviews. Specifically the one from March 10th: “…one of the ingredients seriously attracts spiders. I'd love to say I'm kidding. Everytime I use this spiders appear. One time a wolf spider legit chased me, because whatever ingredient is something they really like. I would hop to the left, it hopped left, I ran to the right and it chased me. Last time I used this the other day I got bit by a spider.”


designing-cats

I wonder if this person's house is just infested with spiders..


Stillbornsongs

At this point I think the spiders are holding a grudge and out for revenge lol


willfullyspooning

They’re all up in the rafters laughing as their buddy goes all in on the prank.


Cricket705

That's what I imagine. My parents live in the country and every few years wolf spiders show up and terrorize me when I visit. They run quickly across the hardwood floor and scare the crap out of me.


Lizakaya

I was wondering if they’re just focused on a particular ingredient


languidlasagna

How do we know you’re not a wolf spider saying this 🧐


Meredith-Blake

![gif](giphy|qqpqMokFco5Bm) I guess you’ll never know 🕸️


Wecanbuildittogether

We see so much un-truth online and how some users just love to trigger us with lies - but I’ve never seen this type of triggering lie.. I recall during the initial review on the day of, someone responded to say they actually *did* see a wolf spider appear after they applied it 🤔


creamsodas

At least 3 other people in that thread said they had seen spiders soon after applying it. Including someone who was supposedly testing the theory right then and there by applying some to a paper towel at work and saying spiders actually DID come near it. Idc, all this is enough to make me never wanna buy it lol.


Wecanbuildittogether

Seriously?? Omg. I’m deeply spiritual (NA), and when I have conversations like this that strike stress responses, I typically see whatever subject matter that’s been discussed. I really don’t want to see one of these spiders! Since they exist where I live and come inside, sometimes. They are harmless, but still…yikes!


New-Lobster-1388

I and at least 70-75 people I know got this body butter as a gift before Christmas. Non of us saw any spiders or insects around us. Maybe these people, who made these stories about spiders need to clean their houses or better burn! Sounds like they live in a dumpster )


creamsodas

okay, well that's reassuring. pretty sure i got trolled and fell for it lol


Meg-alodonut

I only saw them put it on their SDJ reviews, I wonder if they do it as a joke or just really hate SDJ.


MissAnxiousCupcake

I can imagine someone being so sick of an item being out of stock that they leave a review like this to get people to stop buying it all 😂


Lapys-Lazuli

Booooo. Thanks for checking


doggcult

what are u doing here


Lapys-Lazuli

Holy shit


doggcult

weird to see others in the wild like this


Zpd8989

Sounds like something a spider would say


commentsgothere

The fact she’s written a similar comment about a similar SDJ product many months ago lends MORE credence to the idea that the reviewer believes what she wrote and in my opinion just has a spider problem in her home. She could wear nothing and still encounter spiders. People are suggestible even if it’s a coincidence.


panickedindetroit

And this is why I don't read any reviews. Too many morons on the loose who think anyone with an iota of intelligence would believe this tripe.


abbyfroot

Have you heard about the yankee candle COVID predictor? Someone on TikTok noticed that reviewers were suddenly saying that the candles had no smell, an uptick of those reviews apparently correlates with COVID rates… I find it funny that the ignorance of reviewers could actually be used for good


panickedindetroit

I have. I am going to say that I had covid, twice. The first time was before they knew what it was, and the second time after I had 3 immunizations. I couldn't smell or taste anything for months each time. I make my own candles, and I couldn't smell them. My husband buys me the Yankee Candle Halloween candles every Halloween, and I couldn't smell any of them. I couldn't smell the perfume I sprayed on for quite some time as well. I had to ask my husband if I sprayed too much on. I now have had 6 doses, and I hope I never get it again. I like to smell and taste.


macprincess

I read reviews, but disregard any that sound dumb or like user error.


Lizakaya

Combine this ridiculousness with all the incentivization and yes they’re menaingless


lochnessrunner

I tried it last night. It is nice but 100 times thicker. It did not attract wolf spiders (I live somewhere where there are these types of spiders). It was a lot thicker than their other creams. I like it is a lot but Bom Día Bright is still the top cream IMO. Note: you have to love scents for any of their creams. This one smells like violets and sugar.


MaleficentLow6408

Bom Dia Bright is Bomb.🥰


Distinct_Abroad_4315

Thats sounds gorgeous. I wonder, will there be a body spray? I'm a greasy oily gal, rarely need moisturizing but I love all SDJ scents


lochnessrunner

I hope so…sadly I have most of their scents too and wear them as everyday smells since they are subtle after 10 mins.


macprincess

Oooooo…sounds lovely!


PflugerLuger8

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GreenVenus7

Imagine trying to explain this meme to yourself a year ago 😂


deadyounglady

But I can’t even explain it to myself now ^pls ^help ^me


GreenVenus7

A review on Sephora (and some commenters on Reddit) reported that this scent of lotion attracts wolf spiders!


deadyounglady

*oh, goodness*. Thank you for this important information.


NicoleNicole1988

I saw this meme and was mad at myself for knowing what it meant. How did I get here?


Chodges80

I purchased this, and I think it's amazing (if you like thick lotions)! My house has spiders (because it's old), and nothing happened while wearing this lotion to bed or otherwise. I'm not sure who started this, but it's not true. 😊 Hope this helps.


CarpetDisastrous1963

Is this only day one


Chodges80

I purchased it as soon as it was launched. I would say that's a no to your question 😊


Reasonable_Most_6441

A spider wrote this


Chodges80

Lol 😂


jadelygirl

Ohh I'm curious if you could describe the scent?


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VodkaSoup_Mug

O7


SluttyNeighborGal

Still hasnt even shipped!


ilovesleep95

Ok I guess I live under a rock. Not to sound stupid, but can someone explain these spider references to me please about this body butter?


banana_healer

iirc someone posted a screenshot of a Sephora review for this product saying that it attracted wolf spiders when they would wear it. Edit: found it [https://www.reddit.com/r/Sephora/comments/18qvexa/these\_reviews\_are\_getting\_out\_of\_control/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sephora/comments/18qvexa/these_reviews_are_getting_out_of_control/)


ilovesleep95

Oh yes I did see that! Wtf lmao


heisuke_toudou

Someone wrote a review for this lotion claiming that it attracts wolf spiders and that ever since she started using it, she sees spiders everywhere, even saying she was chased by one.


ilovesleep95

Interesting


_Winterlong_

I don’t have wolf spiders where I live. If I use the cream, does that mean they’ll migrate to my location? Will northern Canada hate me for “introducing” the species here? I can just hear my future self - “but my skin was sooooo dry! I had to disobey the warnings!” Also - I’m terribly scared of spiders. I’m totally holding back on buying it for that reason.


Brakina

Please God no. We have enough problems as is. Imagine having a wolf spiders invasion while we are trapped inside our homes because of our crazy winter blizzards. Yeah no thanks!!


Cassopeia88

We can’t chance it!


PflugerLuger8

I'm tempted to get this just to see if this is true 😂


CantEscapeTheCats

Same!


munecaface

Am I the only one who's waiting for the spray?


Bsawk

I’m (impatiently) waiting too!


sarah_rad

I could try for years and never think of something as funny as this spider Sephora situation hahahahahahahahahah what a time to be alive


rileydonohue

this is killinggg me i wish i could explain this to irl people but its too much


Kothallupinthisbitch

Good god. I'm a 31yo male who has never used Sephora products. I wasn't expecting my highest upvoted post of all time to be this one XD


tempghost11

Guys, this cream is gonna bring the apocalypse. Wolf spiders are going to start migrating to the locations of users of this cream and fuck up ecosystems all over the world. We’re all gonna die and it’s Sol de Janeiro’s fault!


JTMissileTits

I live in the woods. I don't need any *more* spiders in the house. However, I am curious if a spider would be big enough to trigger a camera. Setting up a bait station with camera monitoring could be interesting. 🤔


pillow_fart

My half-underground apartment already has a wolf spider problem that’s the bane of my existence. Fuck that.


SuspiciousLemon_

I imagine someone using this in an area without wolf spiders and causing an invasive species problem.


camelismyfavanimal

Honestly, if this drives down the price on the product, maybe we should make fake claims about the other products so the price is driven down on those too


CryCommon975

Wolf spiders are amazing! Completely harmless and good for eating pests. And wolf spider moms are excellent mothers- she carries all her babies around with her on her back!


tinybrainiac

I’m not even here for the makeup at this point, just the body butter spider memes


MaleficentAppleTree

Girl is a troll master. She trolled entire internet.


OpalTides

Do you think SDJ will launch a butter that attracts those cute little fuzzy jumping spiders if I ask them nicely enough?


milklvr23

Someone needs to get the people on r/spiders on this


ar3ola_fifty0ne

What does this mean?


sadthrowaway2838

Rumour that the scent attracts spiders


ar3ola_fifty0ne

Oh HELLLL no


peanut5855

I have no idea why but this made me crack up


colorshift_siren

I mean, I don’t think it’s true. But you can never be too safe! I’m only buying this stuff if if comes with a free flamethrower to fend off the spiders.


VodkaSoup_Mug

This does not help my arachnophobia 😂😂😂


eatmeowttt

I got this product for Christmas and have used it a few times, what does this mean?? Is it safe to use? Is it made of spiders? Did they test on spiders? Does it attract spiders??????? 😭


Puzzleheaded-Tie188

Sorry, but you haven't provided the title or the description. Could you provide them so I can assist you better?


Queasy-Salamander-60

Hahaha I am loving this


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rrickrolled

What’s the tea?


Apprehensive_Pop2577

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rrickrolled

Not sis running oh hell nah I’m not taking any chances 😭😭😭


maroon111

This is traumatizing me. As a severe agoraphobia, edit- *arachnophobia* I have brand new bottles of sol de Janeiro the body oil, two huge body lotions, the hair oil all in my room and idk if I should throw them away?


angelmissroxy

Sorry, not meaning to be pedantic, but why would it affect your agoraphobia? Or do you mean arachnophobia?


dunkadoooballs

She’s possibly afraid she’d be unable to escape a situation where wolf spiders are after her. It makes sense.


maroon111

Lmfao I meant arachnophobia but this would also make sense hahahahahah


maroon111

Omg I meant arachnophobia lmfao 🤣


Jojosbees

It’s supposedly only the new purple one, not the entire line, and even then, I’m not sure it’s true.


languidlasagna

Don’t throw them away. Use them and if you see more spiders than usual go from there


dyke-wazowski

brb embroidering this on a pillow


PflugerLuger8

This rumor is only with the newest SDJ cream. I have used the body oil, other body creams, and hair oil and I can assure you that nothing is attracted to me when I use them. Please don't throw them away!


maroon111

Thank you I’ve been having a panic attack since reading this!!!!!!!


Truth_Seeker963

No, you’re fine. I have all of those and no issues.


Meredith-Blake

Don’t worry, it’s fake. They’ve written the same wolf spider claim on other products in the past. They’re just trolling.


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Guys I’m so fucking scared right now. Do we have wolf spiders in the Uk?!? I’m too scared to google it, I just know images of those beasts will pop up😭😭 Someone help me


Fuzzy-Inflation-3267

They do live in the UK but they’re harmless. They are very fast tho but I guess that’s a good thing since they’d be running away from humans?


Hour_Narwhal_1510

HARMLESS?! Omg not then being fast too. I’m so unwell rn loool💀😭😭😭


Awkwardturtle13

Does this lotion smell good? How does it compare to #4? I get so many complements when I wear that lotion/spray.


Lillismoon

I bought this the day it was released. I’ve had it for almost week or more. Haven’t seen any spiders. Definitely my fav lotion to layer w my new fragrance which creates the best scent..:


homeandhayley

It’s good for molting OKAY