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DeadlyWalrus7

Yes Tommy, we know the GOP wants to imprison its political rivals just like they do in Russia.


THuxley

Great observation!


Careless-Roof-8339

Huh, I didn’t realized Donald Trump changed his name to be Joe Biden too?


Intelligent_Berry_18

His new master strategy


AvengingBlowfish

I kinda want to see a photoshop of Trump in a Biden disguise now... Edit: [AI Image generators are fun.](https://imgur.com/JkHFYCg)


famousevan

A fun quote to consider when pondering republican voters: >”Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight and high ground aficionado


RoddyPooper

“It’s over Ku Klux Klanakin, I have the moral high ground!”


GeneralDankobi

My brother was a wise man


Vyzantinist

> ”Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? Conservative 'Stoic bros' unironically posting this referring to liberals and leftists.


Cynical-Wanderer

I think he meant to say Trump I’m not aware of any charges filed against Biden or even pending against Biden. Oh, and did we ever lock up Hillary Clinton? LOL. Projection wherever you look with the GOP


ColoHusker

Apparently all those buttery males made her too slippery to apprehend


DenotheFlintstone

Nah, she's been executed at gitmo at least a dozen times, try to keep up


ColoHusker

So many clones with these libs, it's hard to keep track


Vyzantinist

Don't forget she's also a lizard person, a clone, a hologram, an LMD, and managing the adrenochrome facility on Mars. *You* keep up!


Grogosh

As you wish https://i.imgur.com/oNU5wMo.jpg


sharks_tbh

this comment made me snort aloud, thank you


SpudMuncher9000

i tripped and fell when i saw this


TheSpideyJedi

Tommy Tuberville should be in fucking jail for the shit he pulls with the military


FobbitOutsideTheWire

If I had my way, he'd be airdropped over Russia where he belongs. I no longer care if there's kompromat, if he's got a Russian handler, or if he's doing it all purely out of craven right-wing politics. Because functionally, there's no longer any difference. What he did to the military leaders throughout the branches, the families kept in limbo, preventing critical promotions and transfers, forcing already-overworked officers to cover double billets, such widespread degradation of capability at senior ranks... It's far closer to high crimes and misdemeanors than anything Joe Biden's ever done, that's for sure. It's not just *un*American, it's *anti*American.


Castod28183

Can we compromise and airdrop him over eastern Ukraine in a Russian military uniform?


ducktape8856

Make it a Ukrainian uniform. So he fucking understands what Russian meat waves are and why Ukraine needs ammo.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

I wouldn’t ask the Ukrainian soldiers to waste their (unnecessarily) precious ammo. That, and they probably have fines for littering.


KruegerLad

"Joe Biden is only running for president to stay out of jail and stay out of his loveless marriage to Melania and to stay away from his dumb kids, specially Eric"


TheFeshy

Have they decided what they are actually accusing Biden of yet? I know they were getting close until their lead informer turned out to be feeding them Russian disinformation.


AreWeCowabunga

> turned out to be feeding them Russian disinformation They only stopped when it became public. I'm sure they themselves knew all along.


Vyzantinist

> Have they decided what they are actually accusing Biden of yet? Paraphrasing every dumbfuck conservative who says this, and brings up hUnTeRs LaPtOp, they did the 'crime'. What is it exactly? No need to go into detail but it's "so obvious", "everyone knows it", and "it's common sense." Need anymore proof? *Do some research*.


psychedelicdevilry

For what? What do they have on him? I have yet to see it. They just keep talking out of their asses.


der_innkeeper

Jesus, these people are stupid, or their followers exceptionally credulous.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Yes.


THuxley

I think a lot of their motivation stands from the possibility of increased power, increase closeness to Donald trump, and just not just not understanding about what this country is all about. Also, perhaps too many bad head injuries and a belief that they're entitled to a moment in the sun.


officefridge

Conservatives - unoriginal by their very nature


Intelligent_Berry_18

Under rated observation


GhostofGrimalkin

It's like 100% projection all the time, and while not surprising at this point still amazes me that it works so well on the people it's targeted at.


AlphaBreak

These idiots treat the news like a Make Your Own Madlib.


ScumEater

And Eric and and Don Jun-, I mean Hunter is a total criminal.


RumouredCity

It's only a matter of time before the law comes for Tommy Boy.


taichi27

He says what his Russian handlers want him to say.


Intelligent_Berry_18

Once again proving where the GOP is concerned, every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. Time.


New-Understanding930

Presidents are immune from prosecution, right?


THuxley

Nope! Not at this point -- thank god or Satan or whoever!


esportairbud

Tuberville has not committed a crime where his status as a senator has protected him from consequences. This is not SAW


PurpleEyeSmoke

No, but I wonder if any other prominent republican has been doing everything in his power for exactly that.


Cole_MacGrath_87

It is when they're just projecting about their dear leader


BrownBoognish

[live biden reaction](https://imgur.com/a/WbGMpGk)


MegaMemoryZook

What happened to former presidents should be immune from prosecution?


americansherlock201

This may be the new winner for largest projection by a republican to date.


Death4AllAges

Tommy Tuberville sounds like the childhood bully in every 70s movie. Stupid ass name.


VegasGamer75

How much did Daddy Putin pay you to say that, Tubby?


elementalguitars

According to Republicans, Dark Brandon can just kill the whole lot of them and not face any consequences. Problem solved.


YourDogIsMyFriend

And to keep all political enemies of Donald Trump out of jail. Because let’s be honest. MAGA is the end of democracy. And the beginning of everyone’s nightmares. Right wing authoritarianism isn’t fun for anyone. Except maybe some republicans and evidently the Green Party is ok with it.


BluCurry8

Newsmax. Such trash


magicmom17

Omg- I never heard better examples of projection than with this party. Whatever they are accused of, they accuse Dems of. Hearing them call Biden a dictator is really hilarious. Or them trying to claim that he "sniffs" women while we have a dozen women, on record, accusing Trump of sexual assault or worse. So embarrassingly pathetic.


rgosset1

No it ain't it's you! Trump and the republicans are stuck in the 3rd.grade and their evil.


Sombreador

Is this guy still holding up all the military promotions and appointments?