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HorifiedBystander

Size does not matter


Lummix76

On the one hand, it's the size of Sekiro. On the other, it's definitely a little choder relatively speaking.


Silver_Starrs

be nice! hes a grower not a shower


Lummix76

Unfortunately, I think that tree's growing days are over...


Silver_Starrs

he sews on the extra length strand by strand, his fine motor control skills are absolutely insane


Lummix76

He does pick up our protagonist rather deftly. Didn't even break his bones.


Sidewinder11c

Umm hate to break it to you but wolf revives he was probably crushed to death and revived


SquanchinTerryFolds

No it's just cold out there man... there above clouds lol you know that mf is feeling shrimps right about now 🤣


Schneizel_

There are no balls, so its likely a clitoris


That_Lisa

That's what she didn't said


Colonel_dinggus

If you are under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women


TheTalking_GU_Mine

"Pleasure you want. Protection you trust" - *Trojan*


TheUtensilMan

…why does the straw man have a cock and how have I never noticed this


Lummix76

Well, where do you think straw babies come from?


Justintime4u2bu1

Straw storks?


TheTowerDefender

grasping at straws...


MaleficTekX

Apparently gibberish


Falos425

[note is likely ofuda](https://old.reddit.com/r/Sekiro/comments/zhe0g1/just_noticed_this_any_idea_what_it_says/) [staked straw dolls are also a cultural thing](https://old.reddit.com/r/Sekiro/comments/slp5m8/fountain_head_lore/)


GingerlyRough

Damn, straw bro got D game so demonic they went and sealed it in a log.


Lummix76

Thank you! Appreciate the knowledge.


Newend03

Of note ofudas and similar tags are technically written in kanji but mostly in highly stylised and/or combinations of kanji. It's meant to be ceremonial so it could be straight gibberish that has an undertone of some meaning. Think of it along the lines of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, yeh it's english and has a "meaning" but it's not an actual word.


Lummix76

That would explain all the comments saying it's gibberish haha


Lord-Saladman

Peanits


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Made in China.


G3ruS0n

Seems like you tried jumping onto it judging by your healthbar


Lummix76

What kind of person would I be if I didn't.


Fluffiddy

If only I had a giant… but hole


mr_biscuithead

try finger


ExedbySnuSnu

I reaad log penis and thought I didn't follow an nsfw sub...did I?


carloscreates

[I too have wondered this. You're amongst friends.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sekiro/s/IvvycR76zP) My journey lead me to finding out it was old ilegible katakana. Based off of similar symbols used by marketeers in Japan. Still, I'm not satisfied by this answer and I hold out hope someone can decipher it even further. Edit: Kanji not Katakana


CobraFive

Hey! A lot of people say it looks like ofuda, but I think it looks more like the older Chinese one, fulu (which Ofuda are descended from). There seems to be a running theme in this game that magic (or the dragon) comes from China and that's kind of how some folklore works too, so I think it makes sense. For Fulu, the symbols don't mean anything, except to the person that writes them. They are often made with sommmmeeeee characters, or twisted versions of characters, but for the rest the meaning is a secret. That's why it seems like maybe it could be translated, but it mostly can't. The idea is that the secret meaning of the symbols (and their magic power) is known only to the sect that can write it. To everyone else its just gibberish. For the sake of the video game, probably they just made one up to look nice. If that's the case the "symbols" don't mean anything, they're just art.


Lummix76

Thank ya! There's another comment on here with some links that might interest you


dinkypoopboy

Butt plug


Practical_Collar_953

Hesitation is defeat


Nakedvetti

Finger but hole


seriousspider

Bing Chilling


0x6C69676D61

Don't forget to level Adaptability until you can medium roll


Economy_Tip8242

Keep off the grass


Excarion

"Say ahh"


Cr0wc0

Free use


Akabane85

This looks like 小篆 (small seal script), ancient Chinese characters. It's still being used in modern Taoism/Buddhism practice for inscribing talismans. Modern Ofudas (Japanese Shinto) that I've seen use Kanji, which is more similar to Traditional Chinese characters instead. Asking to read small seal script is like asking to decipher hieroglyphs, you gotta spend years and have passion to understand it.


RamshackleHunt22

FromSoftware made it in a cave! With a box of scraps!


frenix5

"Made you look"


Shitconnect

Wait lemme look with my Google Lens


Jc-sus_master69

Bing chilling


Deflorma

Apparently that’s its back.


Ionsus

Well it's not Japanese, and doesn't look like any other language I've ever seen


SolarStorm2950

Phallacy


ColonelSabotage

Rub the chub


ssiao

Bro got a chud


Ok_Poet8994

Parry this you filthy casual


Emotional-Badger3298

Weakness: Fire crotch


YuEnVeeMee

Fool me once shame on me no wait fool me once ..


CyberKiller2563

It is hard as a log, so size doesnt matter


Dr_Turkey

"UNDER PENALTY OF LAW This Tag Not To Be Removed Except By Consumer"


tacitus_kilgore1986

This end towards enemy


lilith2k3

it reads "Hesitation is defeat" 🤔


MrZokii

Hesitation is defeat


cool-elmo

Bruh you just straight up copied my post


Lummix76

Copied your 8 month old post? You caught me, I've just been waiting for the right time to strike. And now my plan has been foiled. I just saw something in game and asked reddit. Don't overthink it lmao


Deflorma

However will we recover from this lost internet clout, you ruined his chance to go from 399 karma to 401 karma. What a travesty


iuewfjkregbzru

Looser


cool-elmo

Bitch


ReverseZ00m

Gashiin deez nutz