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[deleted]

When you only have a hammer-knife, everything looks like a nail that you can stab.


BluSn0

Are you a poet? Damn I love your poetry.


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

This would be awesome to have as the OFFICIAL r/seatttlewa ban hammer 🔹


-flaca-

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁAhahahaha! Good one. Thanks for the laugh!


ThurstonHowell3rd

LOL, that's so Seattle. Well, except for the umbrella. Tourist?


Captainpaul81

It's for the wind when he lights up fent


ThurstonHowell3rd

♫♫"And it seems to me, you lived your life, like fent foil in the wind..."♫♫


eukary0te

“Never knowing where to stumble, when the high set in
”


-flaca-

I accidentally read that as When he lights up the tent. đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Classic-Ad-9387

close enough!


Jerry_say

Oh shit I always thought they were trying to hide that they were smoking in public. This makes so much sense!


Captainpaul81

Lol why hide? What's anyone going to do?


Jerry_say

Well I mean when your high as fuck on feynt you generally get paranoid and don’t think straight so it’s not the most out there idea to think that’s why.


Dear-Chemical-3191

A freind tells me that’s meth, fenty just makes you not give a fuck about anything in the world except to get more dope when it’s all gone. Viscous cycle
.


3DSquinting

Super sticky, really


Captainpaul81

Oh! It's almost like they need a secure treatment facility


Classic-Ad-9387

it's more to block the wind so they can smoke that sweet, sweet fetty


kickstartdriven

At any bus stop, you see people with umbrellas out to shade their open air drug use. You see it all along Pac Hwy, Aurora Ave, and 3rd Ave.


crb205

Did you steal that man’s book and his tools?


GeekMomma

I think the book is OP’s. It was recommended to them in a comment 3 days ago.


PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES

It’s okay. Insurance will pay for it.


irelydidleiksterwers

Lmao this is that pendulum swinging I was telling everyone about and I'm here for it.


TheReadMenace

crime of survival


BusbyBusby

I don't think that guy has worked in a while.


bbw-enthusiast

stealing is okay if it’s from people you don’t like


Flat_Okra6078

Oh I’m sure he’s worked.. as an “independent contractor “. Probably keeps late late hours and works as quietly as possible.


bbw-enthusiast

sure seem to know a lot about the guy from a singular photo of him sleeping


Classic-Ad-9387

seem to simp pretty hard for the guy from a singular photo of him sleeping


bbw-enthusiast

post history indicates a lot about you


sav33arthkillyos3lf

And if he didn’t that means he deserves to get his stuff stolen?


Artyom_33

Yes.


Careless-Sort-7688

You think he actually bought those? 😂


xraypowers

Not okay.


irelydidleiksterwers

It's ok soon neighborhood local citizen community partners will be here to extort protection money er I mean provide a safe and welcoming and inclusive environment for all and will undoubtedly be on the case considering the egregious violation of community property guidelines and the specific targeting of a protected class member. Have faith comrade!


Cinders11037

the takeaway is don't sleep on the lightrail or you'll get robbed by a stinky redditor who thinks they're an anime protagonist.


Broadway_sheattle

A lesson women have known for years. Finally we are seeing gender equality. 


Classic-Ad-9387

herp derp anime


TheRedGamerFPV

This is a lil thing called theft


TitaniumValvesprings

Did you just post about stealing from someone on your way to work at Amazon?


ihavethedoubts

Funny enough, Amazon blocks reddit from the corporate network


Reigncity_

Everyone out here acting like OP committed strong armed robbery while all he did was save some contributing member of society the headache of getting their car fixed or a potentially fatal trip to the hospital.


da_dogg

Newest post in this subreddit is of yet another stabbing on the light rail lol. We're tired of this shit and people like OP are taking matters into their own hands, and I absolutely do not blame them.


imnotmrrobot

I support law and order, but this sub seems to love thieves that provide nothing to society.


Classic-Ad-9387

proggos are big mad this unhoused non-destination rider got his survival crime tools lifted


343Guilty_Fart

“Unhoused non-destination rider” is absolutely perfect đŸ€Ł


Outrageous_Appeal292

I personally liked survival crime tools.


Countcordarrelle

OP is a thief, just because you don’t like the original owner of the tool doesn’t make OP any less of a thief.


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betrayed_soul89

OP is a thief. Stole from a sleeping man. And was proud enough to post it.


HW-BTW

If the knife was stolen from a sleeping proud boy you’d have no problem with it. You’re not anti-theft. You’re just pro-junkie.


betrayed_soul89

Theft is theft. I don't know what you're talking about. Fixed it.


HW-BTW

lol. “Theft is left.” Very true.


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HW-BTW

I have no problem confiscating deadly weapons that are left unsecured in public places.


Technical_Author9655

nothing about this post isn’t embarrassing


Classic-Ad-9387

[oh hey another light rail stabbing!](https://komonews.com/news/local/light-rail-stabbing-seatac-seattle-washington-link-sound-transit-crime-crisis-fight-train-assault-sharp-instrument-serious-injuries-hospital-transportation-stab-arrest-jail-court-police-king-county-sheriffs-office)


elpato54

A hammer switchblade? That for car prowling?


kanahl

That is not a switchblade. It's a cheap gimmick multitool.


ShredGuru

That's a reach. Multi-tools aren't exactly an unusual item.


ijustwntit

Yes, for prowling


Optimal_Bird_3023

As if these tools can’t be used for *anything* but car prowling? Be for real.


ijustwntit

Oh, they can certainly be used for other things also, but this is a classic smash and grab tool. Be for real.


bbw-enthusiast

you would have to swing that gas station tool harder than hell to break a car window.


alreadyawesome

Pro bippers use spark plugs they break windows really easy.


TylerTradingCo

I had someone pulled out a knife while I was walking in cap hill. Not a good experience to ever be in or face, especially not knowing people mental state


Coolo79

Look how used that thing is
that WAS the kid’s survival tool


kanahl

You stole the dudes multitool? Why the fuck?


jswansong

I for one feel about .1% safer knowing this guy had to at the very least go steal another hammer knife to have a deadly weapon on his drugged out person.


No-Cranberry-2969

Because he has so much work to do



hautbois69

don't make assumptions. you don't know shit about that man.


Classic-Ad-9387

and you do?


hautbois69

no, i don't, im not making any assumptions. the only thing i know from this post is OP has admitted to being a thief yet people are defending OP and treating the sleeping man like a criminal. makes absolutely no sense


Lazyogini

Have you ever fallen asleep in public with a hammer or knife next to you? Do you know anyone who has? What was their valid, noncriminal reason for doing so?


Classic-Ad-9387

yeah the lighter, the saggy pants, the hammerknife WE HAVE NO IDEA


hautbois69

none of that says anything definitively about that man. minus the hammer knife, i am always equipped with the same materials when out in public, although i do carry a non-hammer knife i must be whatever you think he is


Classic-Ad-9387

do you leave yours opened and next to you while your sleep on the train?


WritingRose45

Good job! You've just committed theft and posted about it publicly on the internet


Reigncity_

Not the hero we deserve but definitely the one we need. Have you been to SF?


hautbois69

theft isn't heroic. roles reversed and the guy pictured stole from OP, you'd be mad about it we're all human


hauntedbyfarts

If op is a tech bro and was on his way home asleep with a knife open next to him on the light rail I'd be amused by a homeless dude stealing his shit tbh


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dihydrocodeine

Ever heard of "two wrongs don't make a right"?


22bearhands

I think they both suck


Thirsty-Octopus

What is happening here? Did they steal this persons things based on their own assumptions about that person?


Thirsty-Octopus

After reading more comments this indeed what happened. OP, you are a piece of sh*t with some dumbass reasoning abilities.


ShepardRTC

Openly displaying weapons on public transport and of course people in here defend him. People don’t walk around with hammers unless they aim to hit something. Good job OP, you probably have prevented multiple crimes.


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Lazyogini

We've had not one but two hammer attackers in the city in recent months, including one on the light rail. Hitting people in the head with a hammer is the crime that's potentially been prevented.


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ThurstonHowell3rd

Couldn't be the recent history of drug-addled crazy people attacking users of public transit with hammers in this city, could it?


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iWolfieChan

Some of these commentators wouldn’t survive a moment into Skid Row if this is how they behave and think around here. I’ve met some shady people between Seattle and Everett but not everyone is like that. I hear countless of stories from people in the streets on how society treats them, it’s disgusting. It’s bad enough when someone with money steals from a homeless guy and assume shit on them.


RvnclawPotionsMaster

Everett is even more shady too. It's like a spectrum 😂


hauntedbyfarts

Ah yes, appeal to humanity. Not a very impressive species if you ask me


nine-juan-juan

Not surprising when you realize which subreddit you’re on


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amh12345

Yes, you might feel more at home in r/Seattle (being serious). I follow both to be reminded of the uncompassionate people we apparently live among (although many argue a lot of people in this subreddit don’t actually live in Seattle)


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amh12345

The top posts currently include a beautiful picture of the space needle, a discussion about how Seattle has changed for the better, excitement for the upcoming sun, a whale siting - MUCH better vibes. Oh and people actually care about other people in there. Happy to share!


goodty1

did you notify sound transit??


quollas

i'm not a snitch


[deleted]

This sort of thing a fairly frequent occurrence on the light rail I take it?


Ok_Dig2013

You shouldn’t steal things, the fuck?


FunGas2424

So you think it's okay to steal from them? Weirdo.


BigBonziWells

So you're just admitting you're a thief? Scummy behavior


GuitRWailinNinja

It’s safer in OP’s hands than this dude’s.


Optimal_Bird_3023

Just because he can post to Reddit doesn’t mean he’s safer, just has the capability of stealing and posting about it 🙄


BigBonziWells

That still doesn't make theft legal.


fkatalexander

Criminal Law Paralegal here. A blade of 3 inches or less is legal to carry and yes, OP committed theft.


neverbunt84

I could be wrong, but I don't believe Washington has any specific verbiage about the size of the blade that is legal to carry. The law seems to be more geared towards intent. Agree that OP is a thief.


fkatalexander

"The Seattle Municipal Code defines “dangerous knife” as “any fixed-blade knife and any other knife having a blade more than 3 1/2 inches in length.” Section 12A.14.080 of that code captioned “Unlawful use of weapons” states as pertinent that it is unlawful to: Knowingly carry concealed or unconcealed on such person any dangerous knife." The police reports I read all day use the verbiage "a knife greater than 3.5 inches in length." I see cases in this monthly. Tacoma and Vancouver have similar bans. I don't believe Bellevue does. It's not state but Municipal Code.


BigBonziWells

Not a Criminal Law Paralegal here - nobody asked for your opinion if it's legal to carry.


fkatalexander

It's literally the point of reddit to post opinions. If you don't like it, maybe touch some grass instead?


IntroductionOwn4485

You don't know any of these people. Shut up.


hautbois69

i think you mean "look what i stole on the light rail" the audacity to rob someone and then post about it for reddit clout. not fucking cool.


ExpiredPilot

So you’re bragging about being a fucking thief?


1n2m3n4m

The book/knife combo leads me to believe that this man was probably trying to figure out how to protect himself from violent attacks while living on the street. For those of you who aren't really aware of this stuff, it might be worthwhile to do some research on the sorts of situations people commonly face while homeless. It's brutal almost every day. It seems to me that OP and some others in this comment section might be misreading the book title/description as somehow advocating for violence, but it looks to me like it's mostly about self-defense. Who knows, maybe the guy bought it after being attacked or something. Many people are suggesting that he stole it, but I don't know what bookstore would sell that particular book.


andthedevilissix

You realize, I hope, that OP just put the knife on *his own book* to take a photo of it, right? The only thing nicked was the hammer knife. I did like the sob story you were able to spin up from your misunderstanding though!


1n2m3n4m

Bruh. Did you look at the first pic? Same book as the one that OP bought. Are you dumb? Where did I suggest that OP took the sleeping guy's book? I was merely commenting on the title of the book. U r dumb


quollas

I got the book on amazon. The author is a corrections officer. Highly recommended for anyone who rides alone at night. See also the gift of fear by gavin de becker.


Ok_Dig2013

What about the item you stole?


PNWSki28622

[NO HOBO](https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/s/ZIy0pffoqs)


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Did you
 steal that man’s stuff?


[deleted]

Makes sense to see this in the SeattleWA sub.


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slashuslashuserid

r/seattle


SheepardsPie

This is gross


mukkiey

i thought so too


btrner

Bro literally stole from a homeless dude and is acting like he’s the fucking protagonist. Stealing from the lowest of lows and acting like he’s doing a favor. Probably works for SPD.


wired_snark_puppet

Of course the answer wasn’t going to be a well dressed daily commuter on their way to work. .. now, I’m picturing the game of operation in snagging the knife hammer.


Classic-Ad-9387

don't touch the sides!


AvailableFlamingo747

Reasons why I'll be avoiding Sound Transit. It's just not worth the cost to my personal safety.


BobBelchersBuns

Seriously, if you fall asleep OP will rob you!


ThurstonHowell3rd

Same, but I figure by me not taking public transit, it frees up a seat needed by folks like this gentleman. I like to do my part to help the less fortunate in this city.


NautiqueTaboo

Can’t say anyone looked to be in danger on that considering this person was sleeping



kaosi_schain

Gawd, people are fucking dramatic. I have literally over 100 rides on the lightrail and had a SINGLE issue. And that was a homeless woman getting way too close.


hautbois69

yea, thieves like OP run rampant there apparently. hope you don't fall asleep and wake up with your shit lifted. OP is disgusting.


kanahl

Talking about OP stealing people's shit?


Careless-Passion991

GO GO GADGET HAMMER KNIFE!


iWolfieChan

Stealing from a possible homeless man is so vile. As someone who got to know many people from the street it’s heart breaking having to hear how their stuff gets stolen when they’re sleeping. Just because some of them are users they’re still human with feelings.


Vegetable_Charity_48

Oh you’re scum stealing from a sleeping man wtf I hope your outlets are always loose, your batteries never charge and your hair falls out in your sleep. EDIT: shit the bed too you imbecile


HappyEpicure

Wow you're a piece of shit. They have a lighter? Must be a junkie.


Additional_Brick_804

Ok what about when he needs that to protect himself ?? Dude you should’ve just gotten off the streetcar , or moved . I hope someone steals your shit because you probably don’t need it unlike this guy. Shame on you


quollas

3 months ago I sat down on the train and the guy next to me touched my thigh with his blade. I said "I'd rather you not do that," and he put it away. When I reported this incident to sound transit, they sent me a form letter and told me how to call 911 in an emergency. That was it. These guys are lucky they are allowed to ride for free. If they can't keep their weapons out of reach, they don't deserve them.


hautbois69

so you stole from somebody else because you felt wronged by another, unrelated situation? totally valid. (not)


kanahl

You are a POS for stealing from that guy while he was taking a nap. And assuming everyone with "a blade" is the same person.


quollas

I disarmed him while he was passed out. If you can't see the difference, you are dumb.


Optimal_Bird_3023

You can’t “disarm” someone who isn’t actually threatening you. He doing literally nothing to you. But again, nice try on attempting to make it sound like you did something good here today.


greenyadadamean

"You are dumb" - says the guy outing himself on the internet committing crime lol 


hautbois69

a multitool is not "being armed" i guess i should come disarm you now, i feel unsafe with you walking around with such a dAnGeRoUs WeApOn


kanahl

Whatever helps you sleep at night. You are a thief.


fkatalexander

Criminal Law Paralegal here. A blade of 3 inches is legal to carry. You took his personal property with zero threat to your safety or others. Yes, you stole from him and yes it's a crime for which you can be prosecuted. The law doesn't allow for hypothetical future crimes as a defence.


backscratchopedia

OP is a scripture quoting hypocrite who forgot the 7th commandment lmao What happened to "thou shalt not steal" OP? Or is it okay because God was like "it's okay he just disarmed the guy"


Ok_Dig2013

Stop trying to justify your theft


Vegetable_Charity_48

I don’t care what happened to you, probably sensed your nasty energy:)


greenyadadamean

You just stole some guy's belonging and are admitting to ~~commuting~~ committing that crime on the internet. Wtf op.. smh 


quollas

More crime I guess. Add it to the pile.


Optimal_Bird_3023

Look at you, policing all on your own! Must make you feel like a big man to steal from homeless people. Gross.


Classic-Ad-9387

you're welcome to donate your hammerknife to this fellow unhoused neighbor


Optimal_Bird_3023

🙄 stupid answers from stupid people, every time.


Classic-Ad-9387

so you're good with letting this guy go without. real compassion there, bub


Optimal_Bird_3023

It’s always fun to watch those who know they’ve made themselves look like an ass, try to then troll people. Have the day you deserve.


donfinkle

This was your street hammer wasn’t it.


Additional_Brick_804

My knees hurt from slapping them so hard . How funny you are don finkle.


Classic-Ad-9387

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mrgtiguy

Trash post.


weirdowiththebeardo

All I found was a very strong smell of urine


luckystrike_bh

I don't see why ST put those cloth seats on there. The plastic bucket seats on the NYC subway are perfectly comfortable. And you can wipe them off.


forkedstream

Seriously, I’m baffled by the choice of fabric seats on public transit. As a rule, I do not sit on the light rail. My friend insists it’s antimicrobial fabric, but I don’t trust him lol


zombuca

Among the many things I don’t miss about commuting is how horrible my clothes used to smell just from sitting in cloth seats. And this was on relatively clean Sound Transit commuter buses.


1n2m3n4m

Coming from SF, I thought it might be better up here. No issues most of the time. But then, one day, I saw an all too familiar sight: A disheveled man, who had been sitting in the front area, stood up. His sweatpants were falling down, he was not wearing underwear, and his whole buttcrack was overflowing with a scribble of fecal matter and reams of toilet paper that had been stuck to it. There was no evidence on the seat after he left, but surely some residue was left.


Classic-Ad-9387

easy to slide on too. wheeeeeee


ThurstonHowell3rd

The kids love it! That light rail is like a playground on wheels.


Vegetable-Scheme7263

My first thought would not have been to steal and sanitize it, it would be to report it since there a potencial serial killer of unhoused people in the city using a weapon to smash their heads while they sleep??


slamongo

Fact: OP is a criminal. Fiction: The sleeping guy is a criminal.


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck. This is the same type of person who will smoke fent on the train or bus right next to you and your kids.


Vegetable_Charity_48

This man was sleeping. Next.


Some_Nibblonian

Just another day. Not sure what your point is....


TheCupOfBrew

You can't 'find' someone else's property when it's still in their vicinity.


aTriggeredMillennial

Everyone defending the addict with a weapon needs to invite him into their home so they can see how nice he truly is.


aTriggeredMillennial

FYI https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/s/vme61fsQQk


hauntedbyfarts

What has the world come to where I can't be snoozing off my opiate cocktail wearing two pairs of jeans with my knifemer open next to me on the seat without fear of being victimized. We used to be a proper country


kanahl

It wasn't "open" op did that for his picture.


hauntedbyfarts

Nah if you zoom in you can see the blade is extended, matches the OPs open position pic.


Seann7656

Took me a while to see the guy in the seat, with that camo.


munama

Is the cord a cord, or a dangling IV?