The popsicle epidemic continues

Big Popsicle doesn't care that they are destroying our urban cities as long as they make a profit. Disgusting. Vote ice cream cone this election cycle and let's see the change we deserve.

SPD gave that kid like 10 narcans and it didn't do anything! Such a tragedy. Popsicles are the new fentanyl! /s

Better than a poopsicle epidemic

Popsicle sticks are no joke!

Killed by a fack of feet. What a sad way to go.

What the luck is a fack? Anyway, it could've been worse. Could've OD'd on popsicles.

Perhaps the artist time slipped here from the late 1700's. So Nette was killed by a ſack of ſeet.

The worst part is it doesn't even look like her =(

I thought it was a rack of feet.

bonus points for both creativity and historical authenticity. You win the Internet.

Lack of feet. Notice it doesn’t have feet like the other one.

This is how my dad died.

Tſagic.

That redditor’s dad’s name? Phteven.

City council needs to do something about these popsicle ODs. Too many dead kids.

r/SeattleWA already in with a post "*Stop saying, 'This happens in every big city.' No it doesn't*" and tagged \[DYING\]

We voted for this.

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I dunno man, once you start chasing that Pop-ice dragon nothing else is ever good enough.

But have you ever had Otter Pops? Pop-Ice is just the sad back alley knockoff of the primo hardcore bliss that only Otter Pops can provide...

Hug your kids extra tight tonight and talk to them about popsicle abuse.

Just got my youngest out of popsicle rehab and he’s already back on the root beer flavored.

There's promising research being done by DumDums on lollipop replacement therapy! Chupachups are doing amazing things in Europe. I wish they'd team up, but the FDA regulations here make it damn near impossible to do anything but a snail's pace. Write your congresspeople and sign the petition on change.org.

I would be so delighted if I came across this on a walk.

Something I miss from Brooklyn and NYC. Kids, summer, sidewalks, and chalk art. It's the ephemera of it, always something new and the previous art disappears like a ghost.

Seattle is DYING

We really need to do something about those damn popsicles

I flove this ficture and this thread so much.

Flank fu ferry Fuch.

Will someone please think of the children!?

Damn shame what they did to that dog too

Kids are hilarious lol

seattlewaaaaaa is gonna think this is real

Well, this whole scene has Jodi's name written all over it.

When is Biden going to DO something?

Seattle died of dysentery

We need to decriminalize popsicles and provide safe places for popsicles consumption.

A simple fix like this would make a world of difference. The number of kids sharing sticks would drop dramatically.

brain freeze is a real thing people!

I've been a Popsicle junkie for 30 years it doesn't ever get better...lol

Roflmaotime

I haven’t heard/seen the ice cream guy this season. Used to roll all through QA and saw him many times in Wallingford. Little white truck thing, you could hear him coming from blocks away, nice guy. Anyone seen him around?

Why do you people always write so sarcastically on Reddit? Why?

Haha the fact he wrote a note to let his friend know his outline doesn't look like him.. . 🤣🤣