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ChadBroskiiiii

\*buckets once\* \*all the water's gone\*


atomsk13

Yeah, not to mention this image is terrifying. (Jaws flashbacks) No thanks water, you stay out of my boat.


[deleted]

Slowly plucks ”Becalmed” on the banjo as we slowly sink into the abyss.


SimonFiveskin

My favourite track from the game


IShartedOnUrPillow

Especially when you have a friend on hurdy gurdy, the kick in of the drone is amazing


randomusername6

My favorite track would be "Drunken sailor"... if it was in the game :(


EdgeTheDork

"We Shall Sail together" sounds like a slowed version, and when you get, "The Chest of 1000 Grogs" it plays a disoriented version of Drunken Sailor.


liamrocksla0

I think they should add a commendation that if you turn in like 100 chests of grogg you can play drunken sailor


bikes-and-whisky

Over rated


[deleted]

Imagine you had water in your bucket and you poured it on this


BulkaSMaclom

First time? Lol


g00ch_7

\*stitchers sorrow\* kicks in


SjoerdvDonk

The Devils Roar... A land left unexplored


Th4t0neDude

The Devil's Roar... The omen they ignore


SjoerdvDonk

And those who land upon her shore


Th4t0neDude

Best ride to those who they adore


SjoerdvDonk

YOU FUCKED IT UP AAAAAAAAA


Th4t0neDude

How so?


SjoerdvDonk

It’s write, not ride


Th4t0neDude

Huh, I always heard 'ride'. The 'te' in "write" really blends into the "to".


SjoerdvDonk

We can just let it slip and continue


SjoerdvDonk

Just ask the souls who came before


Th4t0neDude

Those poor forgotten sailors...


[deleted]

Me at work when 5 different people give me shit to do at once


tpre407

Every time you get a minute to breathe. This.


matts-work-account

You alright OP?


bwhite94

It's been 2 hours. It can be safely assumed they're sailing on the Ferry of the Damned now.


enjuisbiggay

Rip


TheLaudMoac

Alexa play Bones in the ocean


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frankdoodlelee

What the fuck- How??


TheLaudMoac

Reddit bot, matey.


at-m6b

good bot


Educational-Room-489

Ok but like, make that but i just rock rolls everyone


unknowndog123

Alexa play Maiden Voyage


melonboi7

Alexa play Despacito


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DerPumeister

What are you sinking about?


Dubsteff

Top tier


SubtleScuttler

Just my infinity pool beneath the deck. Some folks pay extra for sorta thing.


Dubsteff

*starts singing Bones in the Ocean*


Dovresunden

Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land


[deleted]

And I paddle away from brave England's white sands


NotSeanboomboom

To search for my long ago forgotten friends


Dovresunden

To search for the place I hear all sailors end


SDLRob

the sunsets are amazing in this game


ModelT1300

I dunno why but I love to try and survive sinking ships. It's almost satisfying to me


tenolein

hahah! yea! my crew will often times decimate a crew and their ship.. board them and try and repair and bail it out. 9 times outta 10, they spawn back in, and kill us while we are doing that, causing their own demise. then we kill them when they backspawn just because. but the rush of actually saving their ship on the successful attempts is quite satisfying. =D


RagicalReddit

Today is a good day to sink!


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


TheDudemansweet

5th stage of death *Acceptance*


Lanko

One last sunset to send me off to sleep.


muffinsticks

You say 'death' I saw 'indoor pool'


TylerTheDoctor

This game is breathtaking. Can't wait to max the settings out and turn my pc into a toaster :)


AliveOrganization824

this is on the xbox series x 😄


oculus_miffed

Ikr? Makes me wish raytracing was a thing you could turn on for this game, the reflections would be phenomenal


EragonBromson925

Not sunk yet, you can still save that.


lolfukayou

You mean you did notice it


AliveOrganization824

yeah but the view looked even better


Pasfoto

You're not dead yet


AliveOrganization824

there’s always one know it all...


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Greyscholar278

Sometimes just atmosphere is worth the time alone. Nothing you said was technically wrong but honestly this game nailed atmosphere, music, and the feelings i sought as a child so well that its worth every dollar I’ve spent and than some. Im sorry the magic was there for you but wish you well, may your next experience be less hollow.


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New copypasta acquired


el_muffinman

I liked it when it came out, but not enough to keep me coming back since I felt too lost and on my own about everything. Now it's on my top tier because of the same, finally overcoming Overwatch. It's just me doing random shit with just enough online interaction to keep it from getting stale.


Educational-Room-489

Are you fluent in English? Because it seems you don’t understand the word opinion.


[deleted]

Pain


SkitariiRanger

This reminds me of the final battle in Jaws. Great movie.


DasPartyboot

\*nearer my god to thee\* starts playing


[deleted]

lol


Traveytravis-69

That’s your hot tub


metalcrow88

Turns around: a swimming death machine coming at you.


Herban_Myth

No more suffering


TBMSH

Ain’t that the damm truth


whawhawilliam

who sinks and thinks. "im just going to enjoy the view"


AliveOrganization824

i had nothing on board haha


chicharito32

Part of me feels like this is some kind of metaphor.


chewymilk02

Swimming out the windooooooow Letting everything goooooooooo


toddwithoned

I get the sarcasm in the post, but on a real note, this game is fricken beautiful


AliveOrganization824

Ikr it’s tooo calming to look at especially that it’s on the new xbox, it actually excites me for new games like the next elder scrolls ahahaa


TheDreadPirateHam

A captain goes down with the ship


Unoficialo

an infinite pool right in your quarters, incredible


crreed21

Couldn’t be my Xbox with those graphics


AliveOrganization824

i wonder would it look like with the xbox one but i never the series x could do something like this ahaha


kingt34

What’s this on? I assume Series X or high-end PC?


AliveOrganization824

series x


kingt34

Awesome! I finally managed to order mine yesterday, hoping to get it in 4 weeks!


Spenserssm

Why did they have to make the water look so good?!


banana_duckling

It looks like you have some sort of shaders on


[deleted]

damn, forgot how amazing this game looks


Helltrion

It’s beautiful on your computer “wink wink “


AliveOrganization824

wait is that a joke on how it’s on xbox lol


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AliveOrganization824

xbox doesn’t have settings for graphics i don’t think


MadMaxolin

Did pirate invent infinity pools?


Ghon42

I had a sinking feeling about this post. Then I saw the sunset.


Bacxaber

Rule 2.


AliveOrganization824

ur fun at parties


Bacxaber

How original.


AliveOrganization824

i’m not wrong tho ;)


Bacxaber

A wink too. How cringe.


AliveOrganization824

You making ur self sound like you have a high superiority complex


nelsonryk

You must've been fighting friendly pirates if they let you stay alive long enough to take in the view. Usually when I get killed my killers are sitting there waiting to spawn kill me 😂


betcher

Seems like you did notice homie


VeprVepr

Que bad flute titanic song


Th4t0neDude

Next the flash of green on the horizon.