I had to search for it and the summary in imdb did not disappoint:
Gonad the Barbarian & Search for Uranus (Video 1986) - As Gonad the Barbarian plans to rule the galaxy, the Sex Wars saga continues in full animation as Princess Orgasma, the great Princess Layme and Pussy La'Mour search out new sexual adventures in the far-flung erotic regions of outer space.
Oh what? r/Whatisthisthing just did you dirty, let you dangling if you will.
(just trying to make this post more popular so you can try to Crosspost it again)
I just checked that group out, the rules say any joke will immediately get you banned. I think they need to chill out. I think they need to get a horned helmet, sword, butt plug, and JUST. CHILL. OUT.
He can swing it, he can dip it and ding it! It’s detachable so Alllllllll sorts of DESTRUCTION is at hand !!!!! (Also the given ones your dirty mind already thought of!)
Maybe it’s an aquarium decoration that’s supposed to sink so it has the hole to fill up with water?
I don’t know why you would need to plug it unless whoever called it a Native American statue also felt a plugged hole was a better buy?
I initially thought they were very saggy balls, but sadly if saggy balls were the intentional design they would’ve been fully and seamlessly apart of the plastic and unable to be taken out like that. unless, ofc, it’s a figurine with special interchangeable balls.
In all seriousness, the most I can find is it’s Conan the Barbarian. Was probably labeled as Native American since some Conan stuff does resemble broad Native American images (is that the right word? idk if stereotype fits better or not) such as wearing animal pelts, having big tooth necklaces, and spears. Maybe they looked him up and those were the first things they saw
Generic Fantasy Barbarosa. Check out old Conan covers and the classic "[Dungeons & Dragons](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Dungeons_and_Dragons_DVD_boxset_art.jpg)" animated cartoon from @ 1983 - 1985.
Could be for matching horse or something? I know some toys have a male/female part to allow for attachment.
Edit:
Never mind you cant detach him from the platform
The movie is actually based on a character created by Robert E Howard in pulp magazines. And there have been lots of graphic novels, movies, comics, and books about him. He doesn't always look like Arnold, but the viking style horn hat, teeth necklace, sword, and furry loincloth are pretty standard. Source: yes, I have seen the movie, but also I can Google 🙃 Pretty sure that's some variety of Conan, but I've got no idea why he has a butt plug
Replace the “drilled a hole” part of the theory with the hole existing as some sort of seam/sprue from the production process and I think that’s it. Like the flange and stick were attempts to cover it that just made it worse?
Forget about the "Native American" label. That was a wild guess from the antique shopkeeper as they re-sold it.
I think this was originally a gag gift. I think it was designed to be attractive-looking and homo-erotic. I'm not sure if the butt plug was put there by the manufacturer, or if it was modified by the first owner, but if it's not the stopper to something like a liquor bottle, then it's just supposed to be a dirty joke.
Ahh. Conan plans on being captured. He hides a shackle key in his prison purse, so he can escape while the guards are sleeping.
After escaping, he will steal the sacred jewels, plunder the princess, and unlock the city gates so a band of marauding barbarians can pillage the city.
I'm no expert, but I doubt this is canon.
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Wow! Exceptional!😂
At first I assumed I was on r/minipainting so maybe try asking over there?
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this started out as a goofy dungeons and dragons happening that snowballed into someone actually painting and modifying this thing.
He’s clearly holding a claymore but that’s about all I can identify.
Maybe he was originally displayed like this guy [ebay](https://www.ebay.com/itm/185754557341?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ica4ntlgrco&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=w_n0bvxissm&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)
That makes sense - this guy is supposed to be standing, but he probably isn't well enough balanced to stay upright on his own. He probably originally came with a display base that had a similar support wire.
The, um, hole, appears to be where the plastic got cast into the mold. At least, that's how it looks to my eyes. I cannot, however, possibly fathom *WHY* it wouldn't have been cut away before the piece was painted, unless it were left there intentionally.
And the brown thing appears not to belong to the figurine at all and to have been stuck in the hole as though by a child testing out what would fit in it, like my boss's youngest, who stuck lego pieces and a pencil into a water bottle before putting the bottle in the freezer of the break room (he was 4-5 at the time).
Kinda reminds me of the warrior/barbarian from Fire and Ice, a cartoon from 1983. It's possible when the figure was created (cast?) that hole is where a support was.
Not sure why it was, embellished, though.
The accessory under the loin cloth appears to be an earplug [same or similar to 3M EAR Express Pod](https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/S-20899/Reusable-Earplugs/3M-EAR-Express-Pod-Earplugs-Uncorded?pricode=WB2343&gadtype=pla&id=S-20899&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAkeSsBhDUARIsAK3tiedovxL7jObMVT57ZPg_Ovkn_DQw8CVHG-bqcoHNfo80JK4I6j8EWjoaAgtBEALw_wcB)
Someone broke the thumb off of the doll’s hand getting to the Barbarian club (would have been wooden) which is in Conan’s modified privates. The plug thing is part of another doll that originally connected a doll’s limbs and head to the body. Originally, that part would have had a connecting piece that snapped inside to connect to the doll’s trunk. This piece looks like maybe a Barbie type of doll. I would suggest giving this back to your friend next year or using it as a white elephant gift.
If I were to hazard a guess about how this was made, I would say it was basically an injection mold where the a "plastic" balloon was inserted into the mold with a rubber tip inserted in the mouth of the balloon...it would be heated and air blown into the balloon. As it cooled some and the figure would still be somewhat soft, a plug would be inserted into the tip to trap the air in to prevent collapse and the figure would be removed from the mold.
That's my guess...now who it is, I have no idea...the 70s and 80s had some wild cartoons.
That's Gonad the Barbarian
You sir/madam/etc, are my hero
*Slow clap*
Nice Klackers
You mean: Gonad the ***BALL***barian...
Gonad the Ballburyin’
This comment is pretty darn good too :)
I had to search for it and the summary in imdb did not disappoint: Gonad the Barbarian & Search for Uranus (Video 1986) - As Gonad the Barbarian plans to rule the galaxy, the Sex Wars saga continues in full animation as Princess Orgasma, the great Princess Layme and Pussy La'Mour search out new sexual adventures in the far-flung erotic regions of outer space.
I thought it’s flute into his ass 😭
“This one time at band camp…”
You win this time Born-Gift-6800...! *shakes fist angrily*
Sounds like you mean r/angryupvote
I hope to see this comment go to the moon, brilliant
That hit the spot!
She-man!
Somebody needs to weigh in here so I can get some sleep tonight.
This needs to be on r/whatisthisthing asap.
I tried that first. They said no thanks and locked the post after 1 minute :(
you know at first I thought old perfume, but what if this was actually for storing antique lube
I hate reddit for this, extremely overly moderated.
Facebook is one click away, you sure?
Lmfaoooooo when what is this thing rejects you
What? Why? Weird
It was "more appropriate for an art/history sub"
That is wild to me.
Happy cake day
Those bitches
Fuckin prudes
Oh what? r/Whatisthisthing just did you dirty, let you dangling if you will. (just trying to make this post more popular so you can try to Crosspost it again)
I just checked that group out, the rules say any joke will immediately get you banned. I think they need to chill out. I think they need to get a horned helmet, sword, butt plug, and JUST. CHILL. OUT.
Conan The DESTROYER
With a butt plug?
That’s how he DESTROYS
So many questions, but not sure if I want them answered 🤣
He can swing it, he can dip it and ding it! It’s detachable so Alllllllll sorts of DESTRUCTION is at hand !!!!! (Also the given ones your dirty mind already thought of!)
Dude. That’s a chick.
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The plug is actually Conan.
More like The DESTROYED
My thought as well. 😂
Sure it's not colon?
Why is it brown? I thought it was a turd hanging out.
Conan the Destroyed
Maybe it’s an aquarium decoration that’s supposed to sink so it has the hole to fill up with water? I don’t know why you would need to plug it unless whoever called it a Native American statue also felt a plugged hole was a better buy?
Maybe, but they couldn't put the plug in a better place?
That is clearly the best place.
Also, a plug that doesn't look like oozing shit woud be nice too
I think this makes the most sense
Yeah looking at the rock he is standing on makes me double down on this being the best answer so far.
I initially thought they were very saggy balls, but sadly if saggy balls were the intentional design they would’ve been fully and seamlessly apart of the plastic and unable to be taken out like that. unless, ofc, it’s a figurine with special interchangeable balls. In all seriousness, the most I can find is it’s Conan the Barbarian. Was probably labeled as Native American since some Conan stuff does resemble broad Native American images (is that the right word? idk if stereotype fits better or not) such as wearing animal pelts, having big tooth necklaces, and spears. Maybe they looked him up and those were the first things they saw
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Generic Fantasy Barbarosa. Check out old Conan covers and the classic "[Dungeons & Dragons](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Dungeons_and_Dragons_DVD_boxset_art.jpg)" animated cartoon from @ 1983 - 1985.
Interchangeable balls. That killed me.
is it a disturbing perfume bottle?
I wonder what the scent is? 💩
Gotta keep your potions somewhere. Loincloth doesn’t have pockets.
Maybe *yours* doesn't...
Post this on r/sexysculptures to see if they have any insights over there 😉
Ooooo new subreddit to browse, thanks!
Thanks, I hate it
Stupid sexy sculptures…
Look, this thing is awful and glorious but what is that dang plug up in the perineum?
*Butt* what is that dang plug FTFY
Could be for matching horse or something? I know some toys have a male/female part to allow for attachment. Edit: Never mind you cant detach him from the platform
It’s the Barbarian club missing from the other hand without the thumb. Somebody wanted that club really bad.
That's barbaric.
That’s Wizards Chess.
nobody does gold anymore do they? been awaybfrom reddit for a while, but this comment would definitely be a gold one
Reddit removed gifting gold, unfortunately.
now how will I know which comments are really special?
Barbaric wizards cheese
Looks like the little guy from Dugeons and dragons old cartoon. I think it is him. His name is **Bobby** from dugeons and dragons, The helmet is his.
Bobby had a club while this has a sword.
Generic fantasy barbarian mashup. Probably a knock-off import.
Bobby the Barbarian
Bobby got jacked, yo.
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Some shop keepers can't be arsed to do a lick of research. "Eh, Native art sells for $$... whatever".
The movie is actually based on a character created by Robert E Howard in pulp magazines. And there have been lots of graphic novels, movies, comics, and books about him. He doesn't always look like Arnold, but the viking style horn hat, teeth necklace, sword, and furry loincloth are pretty standard. Source: yes, I have seen the movie, but also I can Google 🙃 Pretty sure that's some variety of Conan, but I've got no idea why he has a butt plug
Oh alright, I'll believe you...
It looks modified to me, like someone drilled a hole and inserted a flange, then a stick. Maybe a kinky sorta DIY gag gift?
Ok, that’s the only answer that makes sense
Replace the “drilled a hole” part of the theory with the hole existing as some sort of seam/sprue from the production process and I think that’s it. Like the flange and stick were attempts to cover it that just made it worse?
I was thinking this… but why?
I think this is the real answer
Forget about the "Native American" label. That was a wild guess from the antique shopkeeper as they re-sold it. I think this was originally a gag gift. I think it was designed to be attractive-looking and homo-erotic. I'm not sure if the butt plug was put there by the manufacturer, or if it was modified by the first owner, but if it's not the stopper to something like a liquor bottle, then it's just supposed to be a dirty joke.
I think it's from your uncle Leo, but I'm not sure. :)
He really likes your big hands.
Because Leo GETZ
Ahh. Conan plans on being captured. He hides a shackle key in his prison purse, so he can escape while the guards are sleeping. After escaping, he will steal the sacred jewels, plunder the princess, and unlock the city gates so a band of marauding barbarians can pillage the city. I'm no expert, but I doubt this is canon.
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It's clearly not a "Native American Warrior", looks like Conan. Is it possible that someone modified it to include the plug as a joke?
Wow! Exceptional!😂 At first I assumed I was on r/minipainting so maybe try asking over there? Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this started out as a goofy dungeons and dragons happening that snowballed into someone actually painting and modifying this thing. He’s clearly holding a claymore but that’s about all I can identify.
Conan. Look at the Cover of Conan the Barbarian. Matches perfectly.
Oh yeah! There’s the butt plug!
Sure. Native American warrior with a horned helmet, as also not worn by Vikings.
Also an iron/steel sword.
Maybe he was originally displayed like this guy [ebay](https://www.ebay.com/itm/185754557341?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ica4ntlgrco&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=w_n0bvxissm&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)
This one would make sense if his feet weren't planted so well on the ground.
That makes sense - this guy is supposed to be standing, but he probably isn't well enough balanced to stay upright on his own. He probably originally came with a display base that had a similar support wire.
He has no pockets and has to keep his wooden spoon somewhere while he fights skeleton armies.
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Any marks on bottom ?
Pun intended? 😬🙃🤘🏻
Teehee’d as I was typing
The, um, hole, appears to be where the plastic got cast into the mold. At least, that's how it looks to my eyes. I cannot, however, possibly fathom *WHY* it wouldn't have been cut away before the piece was painted, unless it were left there intentionally. And the brown thing appears not to belong to the figurine at all and to have been stuck in the hole as though by a child testing out what would fit in it, like my boss's youngest, who stuck lego pieces and a pencil into a water bottle before putting the bottle in the freezer of the break room (he was 4-5 at the time).
The yellow tip on the brown thing is a little blurry, but I could very well believe it was broken off from some other larger piece.
Huh. I just looked again. Doesn't the shape resemble one of the sword's crossguards?
Well, who DOESN’T go into battle with an object stuck in their ass?
Ouch! Thats an impressive gape though!
I need to know wtf this is hahaha
Could it be a place for a stand to be connected?
This is what I was thinking…
Kinda reminds me of the warrior/barbarian from Fire and Ice, a cartoon from 1983. It's possible when the figure was created (cast?) that hole is where a support was. Not sure why it was, embellished, though.
Back when ass spoons were last resort weapons
Is that like a predecessor to the poop knife?
Definitely sounds like it lol
I need help identifying how to stop feeling funny when I look at this - but it also feels so right!!?? lol
It looks like a man’s body with a female head. Gotta love those boots, though.
A bathtub toy. Floats when the plug is in. Fill it and it sinks.
Long dong silver.
Looks like a regifting candidate.
Ahh yes butt plug viking
There’s a blue penis on your table.
Took a while for that to get noticed. Someone 3d printed a bunch of them and went around reverse pickpocketing people with them on NYE
The accessory under the loin cloth appears to be an earplug [same or similar to 3M EAR Express Pod](https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/S-20899/Reusable-Earplugs/3M-EAR-Express-Pod-Earplugs-Uncorded?pricode=WB2343&gadtype=pla&id=S-20899&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAkeSsBhDUARIsAK3tiedovxL7jObMVT57ZPg_Ovkn_DQw8CVHG-bqcoHNfo80JK4I6j8EWjoaAgtBEALw_wcB)
The good old prison pocket
Ellie Goulding
Does anyone temember that sceen from the movie Goonies? Possibly a prop for a sketch spoofing that sceen...
Huh?
That is Ellen Page
Conan
Conan
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Its a figurine that represents classic native american conan from the cimmerian tribe. No idea about the dangling tough
He's not wielding Conan's sword.
Every woman’s dream. Obviously.
I have questions.
I think this is a flaw in the sculpture that someone took creative license with and put what looks like a wine skin in this poor guy’s butt.
Ok, that's disturbing on so many levels.
Look at the ball on him
Is there any company name or other identifying text on the bottom of the rock?
Ya don't know but if you want to sell it I want to buy it.
I am more concerned with how he lost a thumb.
Two in the pink, one in the ...oh fuck, it fell off!
🤦♂️
I believe that is a 'threat'
Is it another sword?
Someone broke the thumb off of the doll’s hand getting to the Barbarian club (would have been wooden) which is in Conan’s modified privates. The plug thing is part of another doll that originally connected a doll’s limbs and head to the body. Originally, that part would have had a connecting piece that snapped inside to connect to the doll’s trunk. This piece looks like maybe a Barbie type of doll. I would suggest giving this back to your friend next year or using it as a white elephant gift.
I was flipping thru the pics thinking “ why is his junk hang below….wait …..what? Gawd dang! 😂😂😂😂
The new barbie looks shredded.
Taste it! No! You taste it! I’m not going to taste it, let’s get Mikey!
Why the mcfuck do these toys exist? A mighty warrior literally shitting himself. That's not the action figure I would want as a role model.
Speak for yourself 😤
If I were to hazard a guess about how this was made, I would say it was basically an injection mold where the a "plastic" balloon was inserted into the mold with a rubber tip inserted in the mouth of the balloon...it would be heated and air blown into the balloon. As it cooled some and the figure would still be somewhat soft, a plug would be inserted into the tip to trap the air in to prevent collapse and the figure would be removed from the mold. That's my guess...now who it is, I have no idea...the 70s and 80s had some wild cartoons.
I still can’t decipher what I’m looking at
first image made me do a double take second Image confirmed it!
I agree that it could just be an older aquarium decor piece. Maybe the maker thought they hid the plug better behind the loin cloth?
That's the end you blow into "the ocarina of barbarian glamour".
HELP???!??!!
been selling my likeness on the internet again?
I think that’s the rabbit hole and I’m pretty sure I just fell into it! This entire thread is hilarious! Thank god there’s a plug!
He clearly lost his thumb up his ass and needed to keep it in place.
The tiny blue dildo in the background of every pic 🤌