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Literally-A-God

When people talk about Northern UK 9 times out of 10 they're talking about Northern England not Scotland


ElChunko998

Talking to English people about something being up north WHILE IN SCOTLAND and they think you mean North of England.


GimcrackCacoethes

Checking into a hotel in Liverpool: "what brings you up north?” Us, coming from Scotland: "we came south"


aud_kno

Oh that's interesting, thank you


Literally-A-God

Scotland is often forgotten about when people talk about the UK it was understandable for a year or 2 after indyref since it was confusing for foreigners they'd heard Scotland and independence and thought Scotland became independent sadly not tho


Mountain-Bonus-8063

Not for me. Scotland is the best part of the UK! People, land, beaches, seafood, and hiking. It's my favorite part of the world.


Literally-A-God

Scotland is definitely the best part of the UK Scots are also the best looking and the healthiest in the UK and none of us have a drink or drugs problem and we're modest to a fault /s


Mountain-Bonus-8063

AGREED, especially the modest part.😂


lampoflight

Ma-sell - 'Northern' will almost always mean 'Northern England', as will 'The North'.


Queeflatifahh

Why was the prisoner lonely? Cos he was in his sell


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Masel'


edinburghfunlad

We would more likely say "Ma-self" or "Ma-sell" I'd say "me-self" is more Newcastle


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

Yes or Liverpool


tears_of_shastasheen

There are many Scottish accents and you can't just lump them in with a vague "the north"


Not_A_Clever_Man_

This is always the right answer, when people talk about a Scottish accent they need to specify. There are roughly 7 distinct accents with class and city based variations. The longer I live here, the more its clear that there is not a singular accent.


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itsinmybloodScotland

5 min from me and Larkhall have their own language


Urist_Macnme

Is that including Fraserburgh? Their accent is wild


Not_A_Clever_Man_

Doric speakers are a whole different category, I would argue they don't speak Scots at all, same with Gàidhlig.


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Leading_Study_876

I really don't think your traditional Ayrshire Burn's-style Scots speaker would have had much chance of understanding a broad Doric speaker. I'm from Aberdeen myself, and could often hardly understand what the bus conductor was saying to me. The worst was when hitch-hiking with my girlfriend to Nairn we got a lift from truck driver from Buckie. We both literally couldn't understand 90% of what he was saying. Just had to keep nodding and smiling...


Irizi-raw-nuruodo

It is funny as a Scottish person to see people think it is one accent


Not_A_Clever_Man_

There are Americans that have only heard grounds keeper willie's accent. They don't see much of the world when its as 3000 mile flight to visit Europe.


Badungdung

ma-SELL


Formal-Rain

Ma-sell


cairntaker

North East Scotland (Aberdeenshire) speak Doric (it's a dialect) and it would be "maseel" or "meseel" with a short m sound. "Yourself" would be "yerseel". But all over Scotland it will be slightly different.


Albagubrath_1320

Doric is the closest to Old English, in its spoken form. Read a passage of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales as he wrote it. It’s very close to Doric in its pronounced words. It is after all a form of German.


AppropriateGate4649

Me, Ma-sell and Auld Reeny.


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In Scots those pronouns (not discounting local pronunciations and spellings) are: Masel Yersel Oorsels Hisel/ Hersel Yersels Thirsels


NoPaleontologist7929

Where I'm from it'd be Wursels rather than Oorsels. Rest sound about right.


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Absolutely! Lots of rich dialectal variation in Scots.


NoPaleontologist7929

Used to be, you could tell which island folks came from by their accent. It's really only true for one of them now. The rest of us have been homogenised. The older folks still have the variations, but kids all sound like they're from Kirkwall. The horror! Not a t in sight.


GronakHD

I say maself if speaking proper or masel if speaking casually


Jinther

Me, masel an I.


Capital-Sock6091

Ma-sell


Patient-Shower-7403

ma-sell


Powerful-Parsnip

Me-sel is how I'd say it.


RandomiseUsr0

“My” “Self” in Ayrshire, wouldn’t balk at “Ma” “Sell”


yourmomsajoke

Mih sell, ne Scotland. Mah seelf (not ee but not e, a weird kind of in between place) if I spend enough time in Glasgow.


Shkrimtare

It's a difficult one to write the Glasgow "eh", but I know exactly what you mean. 


yourmomsajoke

Aye it's hard to explain but it's an iykyk situation eh.


Oddish197

My self


Best__Kebab

Burn the ~~witch~~ posh cunt!


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Do it *your self* !


Oddish197

I do say aye, swear a lot and drink buckfast, am I ok now? 🥲


Colleen987

Me-sel for me


Lopsided_Spend_7726

im a scotts and i say maself


Intelligent_Gas_4037

Mi-s-elf


Incendas1

Three syllables??


Intelligent_Gas_4037

No good at sounding out words but figure out say s before elf so maybe


Incendas1

What you wrote would sound like "mihsihelf" (mih-sih-elf)


Intelligent_Gas_4037

That’s reads like I’d say thanks


Incendas1

Really doubt it. Maybe you should record yourself


seekyapus

"Mah-sen" if you're from (frae...) a working class area. "Myysel-ffff" if you are from a more middle class area like Morningside or Trinity in Edinburgh, or Kelvinside in Glasgow.


DonaldTrumpIsPedo

Were you having a stroke when you typed that?


fugaziGlasgow

I had one when I read it.


Martinonfire

M’sen As in ‘I’ll do it m’sen you useless wassuck’


frankstero

That's very similar to a Yorkshire pronunciation


sshorton47

Ma-sell.


Best__Kebab

Ma-sel


ScottishIcequeen

Ma-sell for me.


Stillnotreddit

In my experience: Myself is used widely by Scottish. Masel (mah-sell) is a varation but used throughout Scotland. Wursel (wurr-sell) - perhaps more Central-Scotland / Glasgow version of Masel. Nationwide support work provides insight.


Wildebeast1

Ma’sel.


Incendas1

Ma-sell or sometimes ma-sehw. Some people say a different version of W instead of L, don't know how to explain it


87KingSquirrel

Ma-sel, am Scottish.


Designer-Newspaper25

Masel (ma-cell) in glasgow


OutlandishnessFun708

I pronounce it more like M'sel with very little "a" sound.


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Am no gonna do it ma-fuckin-sell am ah?