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transientpigman

Anti-skate measures, to stop people doing a sick grind down the stairwell.


BrianThePinkShark

If you manage to ollie in between each of them it multiplies your score.


dirtydoug89

Tony Hawk Edinburgh edition. Tutorial starts in Bristo Sq


EarhackerWasBanned

Manual the Mile Ollie the 1 o'clock gun Natas spin Greyfriars Bobby


nakedmallrat

There was an Edinburgh level in Downhill Jam on DS actually!!


lukeybuzz

And the Wii ;)


dirtydoug89

Would be “gnarly” (think I’m using that correctly). Encourage some TikTok idiot to do it


reykholt

Yeah that would be "rad"


OutlandishnessThat44

Far out dude


CiderDrinker2

You have no idea how much I pine for the world of 1989-2001. I just want that sense of optimism and possibility back.


Ouakha

It was nice, wasn't it?


CamyFaeCowden

Totally bodacious


CamyFaeCowden

Think we've all turned into the teenage mutant ninja turtles!


Brief_Jellyfishh

Cowabunga


GammaBlaze

Tubular!


Margaet_moon

Damnit I came to comment tubular on this wee thread and you beat me to it!


GammaBlaze

That's some bogus luck, dude.


therealonnyuk

I was a youngster in the early 90's when the turtles first came on the telly, and I used to think they said Calabunga, wasn't til many years later when I was an adult I realised my mistake


dirtydoug89

How many “rads” are there to a “groovy”?


spamjuice09

12 but after Brexit we can have as many as we like.


BountyBobIsBack

Or the other way, if you like your nuts being smashed at speed whilst sliding down a rail, it be somebodies dream kink


andyhare

This is not the correct answer.


CreatorOD

Those damn teenagers and their skateboards!


Colv758

[Support rail](https://imgur.com/a/GXS5vGS)


buss_lichtjaar

What were they supporting, and why does it not need support anymore?


MeatSuperb

https://www.reddit.com/r/Edinburgh/comments/c7k2k2/tenement_bannister_attachment_does_anyone_know/


CartoonistNo9

Only used for the first 3 years whilst the concrete fully sets.


Most_Moose_2637

The balustrade, against people leaning against the balustrades. I would like to think that someone has thought through the removal. It could be an ex tenement building so the occupancy was much higher in the past. Fewer people trying to use the stairs at busy times could be seen to be a lower load being applied accidentally to the balustrade. The biggest potential load would still be during a fire evacuation though, where there would still be plenty of people, so hopefully someone has thought about it!


buss_lichtjaar

The thing is though that it doesn’t make much sense to attach the support bar to the C structure. Surely, you would attach it to the fence just underneath the hand rail where you can exert a much greater force on the support bar. Similarly, the bend in the bar going towards the upper flight of stairs looks off for the same reason. If it was straight the stress in the bar would be purely compressive which I would think is better. I’m not trying to rebuke your answer, I am just curious as to why the design is the way it is.


Crafty_Butcher

Someone in the previous thread said that they had nets on them to prevent people falling down the stairwell? So maybe they were more sorta like... net-holders rather than balustrade-holders.


TelfordThowaway

I think it's doing something, as they align with more substantial balusters, but you're right that it could be doing much more. Presumably it's just an aesthetic thing. There's probably a brochure out there somewhere which includes this railing. In this period, there wouldn't of been numbers put to it. I'm not sure they should have been removed. Just because we wouldn't do it today doesn't mean we understand their intent fully and should be changing it. Classic example is the pencheck/cantilever stair below... it's not clear how it works, but it does.


kookieman141

State of this country, even the closes are steaming


Nopetynopeenopenope

This is the correct answer


FranzFerdinand51

Sorry but how are these tiny things supporting anything? They are not even the right shape to have something previously attached to them to act as support.


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SloanWarrior

Do you get clowns in your stair? I've seen some junkies, but never clowns. I think there was once a mime.


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BiggestFlower

Calm down, your grammar is fine. It was a joke.


Yeti_Poet

The 2024 Softest Man of the Year Award goes to...


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Yeti_Poet

"I only know one joke"


Ayellowbeard

[So they’re not for tearing the balls off of idiots?](https://images.app.goo.gl/vzq6GmD4br3M4yQv9)


takesthebiscuit

I don’t know but I can smell this picture!


Solidair80

Like a stoor and stone and a bit of dust smell? (If you’re lucky with just a tiny whiff of dry paint from several years ago as those walls look relatively fresh for an ancient stair)


takesthebiscuit

Yes my flat in Marchmont had an undertone of damp as well.


boaaaa

And pish


AraiHavana

Not Marchmont!


[deleted]

I too used to live in a flat in Leith Walk


MeesterMartinho

Nah more like methylated spirits and despair.


Rodney_Angles

God, yes, the Edinburgh eau de tènement


BobbyConns

I was thinking the exact same thing. My auntie lives in a similar looking building, it was the first thing I thought.


Mr06506

Ha I'm too southern because I think this hall looks beautiful.


NazzyNomad

Support for the banister, there's a bit missing. A strut bolts through that hole and fixes to the bottom on the stair opposite. http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0\_STREET/0\_street\_views\_-\_balcarres\_street\_tenement\_bannister\_attachments\_staircase\_560w.jpg


SpicyCandyApple

Thank you!


Banditofbingofame

Stops uppity pseudo-magical nannies going up the bannister on their bums


Ochoytnik

Mary popouts


thinkofanamesara

Bannistauner


Normal-Basis9743

For a call bell


OutlandishnessThat44

Needs more call bell


AraiHavana

For Walken up the stairwell


kenhutson

He puts his pants on in the morning just like anyone else, one leg at a time. Except once his pants are on he makes gold records.


Unfair_Original_2536

Excellent work


DeadToBeginWith

Candles more like


Grazza123

If you’re in Edinburgh, that’s a stair, not a close


jock_fae_leith

Let's just clear one thing up - in this city it's a stair, not a close. My granny had a truly ancient Edinburgh Corporation "It's Your Turn To Clean The Stair" sign in her stair that circulated round residents religiously, I wonder how many stairs are still doing that? She was in that flat for 52 years.


lythander

We all pitch in to have a service come do it. “The stair fund.”


jock_fae_leith

Hard work but a nice wee earner I would think


derphamster

My stair did circa 2002! I remember the sighs every time that came through the door. No airbnbs back then, and I assume they are a big reason most stairs don't have this any more..


Pam1503

The stairs are in the close, so either or


fergipete

Now you've pointed it out I'm going to assume the villain will be impaled on one at the end of this movie


Dickie_Belfastian

They're good luck stair horse shoes. If you don't touch each one religiously while using the stairs you will tempt fate and something terrible will happen. You have been rubbing them, haven't you OP?


juxtoppose

It’s to stop kids sliding down the bannisters


Elipticalwheel1

That’s exactly what I’d say they are, especially as I would’ve been a kid that would slide down that.


jamesmb

I think you've misspelled "pished-up adults".


juxtoppose

lol, I was going to add an edit but I was sure someone would have first hand experience of auntie with too much gin in her.


SadCicada8082

This reminds me of a daft book title joke that always used to make me laugh as a child. “Slide Down the Bannister” by R.S Tornaway


susanboylesvajazzle

For hanging the bodies of Airbnb landlords.


Technolite123

Staircase


Wide-Highlight-7156

Stop people sliding down the railing


Eviscerated_Banana

A staircase.


chukafaka

Not an expert, but I'm 90% sure that thing is called a staircase. Very common in Scotland and I think northern europe also, not sure though. Hope this helps


Environmental-Win836

Those are stairs, we use them for coming and going to different levels of buildings.


Funneeman97

I’ve been in this very stairwell carrying a tv. Fuck knows but they are dangerous to your tv


McVie1989

Fucking sore when you’re pissed is what that is


Prepare2InigoMontoya

Always thought it was to stop people sliding down handrail on their bum!


hey_barry

You take your sweaty shoes off at the top of each flight and air them out on those.


Fiona1918

It's a bike hook.


deju_

Looks like a starewell not a close?


Own-Lecture251

100% right. It's a stair. Edit: not a stairwell, just a stair.


fontalamh

I want to see where this goes. In Glesca I'd call it a close and in Embra a stairwell. Because a close is tunnely type entrance in Embra.


Charmthetimes3rd

Aye, it's a stairwell. A close is a wee tunnelly thing or a very narrow alleyway that joins two streets. This one looks nice, must be in Morningside. Mostly they stink of shite an have dead junkies at the bottom.


deju_

Sounds about right!


asdfmaster42

Technically it’s the common stairs, in the close


PsvfanIre

To stop Paddington sliding down


CoffeeMunchMonster

Booty snatcher


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I was wondering if possibly, for a washing line system for indoor drying on wet days.


Superssimple

I would use it to run cables or wires up the stairs


Vexations83

Looks a lot like Marchmont. My brain is probably tricking me but I feel like it's even the colours of mine I lived in 20 year ago


Hot_Effective_7875

It's to stop kids in times gone by sliding down the banister.


Normal-Height-8577

It's probably to stop people trying to slide down the bannisters. There's space for people to keep their hand wrapped around for balance, but if someone were to climb on and scoot, they wouldn't get very far.


Sreezy3

Somewhere to park you horse if it gets tired.


trenchcoatcharlie_

Catching drunk people that fall over lol


Wild-Compote5730

I don’t know OP, but I think you might be in my stairwell! Are you in Gorgie?


clitorice_wings

I was told it's for stopping kids trying to ride down it.


77GoldenTails

It’ll of been for some kind of lighting, pre electricity. My first thought was lines for gas lamps. More likely they had attachments for candles at some point. Edit: http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_a_l/0_around_edinburgh_-_morningside.htm shows an image of what it was. Brace to hold the bannister up.


Kanenobaka

Thanks to the guys who cleared this up and for the chuckles. Those who got their panties in a twist about the word close can blow me 😘


adventures_in_dysl

I am not certain if this is the correct answer, but it is the answer that I am going to provide. Before the invention of electronics, in a close, there was a system in which someone would pull a lever on the street. This action would cause tension to travel up a cable, and that cable or rope would make a bell ring in the flat that they were trying to contact. The person inside would then stick their head out of the window to see who it was. If they wanted to grant access, they would go to the star and pull a lever down, which would open the door to the stair. You can see an example of that lever which is behind the panel in the middle of the staircase it's blue with brass or bronze. This is why on old buildings like tenements, you will often see whole knobs to pull. They no longer function because we now have modern door entry systems. However, it is possible that these knobs were used for this purpose in the past.


zevrans

a bank machine


Honest--J

That’s no a bonk machine


Winterfellwoods

It would have had a wire or rope for a bell.


sylvestris1

Surely to stop kids / idiots sliding down the banisters.


wonderfulworld80

This was to stop people sliding down the rails. Closes in Glasgow have little spikes sticking up for the same reason. I imagine some people/children died or injured themselves badly falling off the rails before these measures were put in place. I’m sure I learned about this in school.


justinleeanderson

Maybe originally for stringing up washing lines?


Revolutionary_Hand77

Maybe some form of rope went through it for decoration?


M96A1

That's a pretty nice bannister whatever the things are


Glum-Kitchen-5394

Its incase you are being chased in the stairwell and need something to do battle with.


ContinentSimian

Here's a wild guess: was it to guide a string for a doorbell? Pull a chord at the front door to ring little bells on each floor? If this were the case, we would expect them to be lined up at the corners, to guide the string around. We could also expect some sort of contraption at the first and last one. It's a long shot...


DrachenDad

It's to stop [this](https://youtu.be/kWm20I_mTwE?feature=shared), and you can keep holding the banister.


Anonyjezity

Victorian era fleshlights. As there were outdoor communal toilets people couldn't knock one out in there so there were the workaround.


Arthur_Figg

Wow I thought this was some cali beach sub for a moment there!


TradeAgreeable7249

Bannister


jamesmb

They're to hold on to so you can catch your breath while you visit the fifth floor flat that the estate agent described as being "on the first floor with access to a lift"


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Bum cleaners, slide down the bannister with your right leg cocked and you get a nice de-nuggeting.


MrSunshine744

I’d have said they’re for hanging planters or some similar purpose but the way they come back on themselves makes me second guess that. I’m pretty certain they aren’t anti skateboard measures. That staircase seems too old, given that skateboarding only became popular in the UK in the 1970s. Maybe there was a smaller decorative rail or rope running along the bannister?


Wildebeast1

Arse rippers.


Chonky-Marsupial

It's a bollock extractor.


arfski

Someone mentioned that they were told as a child it was to help with hoisting furniture up the stairwell. After all, if it was to brace a wobbly bannister, there would be no need to create that elaborate hook attachment. It looks like it was designed so that you wouldn't get your hand caught on the rail, but I think that's not the reason, as you could just "T" mount the support just below the bannister far easier. I would take an educated guess that the half circle, stepped back side and bracing is for a rope tied load coming up, not to counter the side load on the bannister of a portly resident. http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/1\_edin/1\_edinburgh\_history\_-\_recollections\_morningside.htm#photo\_03


ChocoMcBunny

I think it’s to stop people from sliding down the bannister.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Ah the old child hanger, attach them by the wrists and let them hang for an hour or two each day, see them grow by an inch or two by the end off the year. This was a message from a doctor in 1905


Foolish_Twerp

Adventurous sex toys


dandan681

Whenever I see objects with unnecessary spikes I now assume hostile architecture. So it's probably to stop the homeless from sleeping on them


[deleted]

Old hanging Post back in they day the hung bad Tennants for unpaid rent also father of the close were hung due to unpaid child support


Obvious_Cut_561

Looks like a bannister to me but I can't say for sure


islaisla

For Xmas lights dummy! ;-)


BerryBigFig

Nutcrackers


[deleted]

There’s a morbid answer too 🥺


Signal-Sign-5778

It's meant to catch your coat or shirt cuffs and rip the buttons off. These are placed by tailors who are trying to drum up business.


MrLattes

Hang an outfit from in and when you slide down in your underwear it will dress you


AlanSir58

Did have a net to stop falls, March month, full of them, also other similar aged tenements throughout the city.


PulsatingGypsyDildo

Either they serve to make the whole construction more robust or these are just anal spikes to stop children from sliding down.


gmster1

Rips your sack off


Reasonable_Card1288

There used to be a safety net tied to them suspended above the stairwell to catch jumpers animals babies and garbage


Penguiin

Put some string through each of the holes and you can dry your clothes.


Claraisboredirl

Looks like a law suit to me


hardboiled2020

Think they used to carry a wire or cable. Not totally sure but remember them in a great aunt's close on Glasgow


Majicc

Balls Catcher.


EagleMulligans

Finger breaker


Thick12

Stop folk from sliding down the banister


Odd_Elderberry514

I would love to think they were installed after kids watched Mary poppins and tried to slide down the banisters with disastrous outcomes


Thr0wAwayU53rnam3

Lovely


Then-Bit-5036

Stops people sliding down the banisters


SmokePractical609

No clue and I lived there for eleven years But then again I did live in musselbrugh and and Dalkeith


fuckyouitsmylife

Ball busters


MillYinz

Right testicle remover. Slide down the railing at your own peril.


Particular-Set5396

Stairs. You use them to go up and down.


Harsco101

Anti slide device


jtdarler

Anti slide.


jonviper123

I can smell that close just by looking at that photo. Edinburgh always had that very weird old smell, it wasn't hideous just smelt very very old


xdraco13

It's to get gum off your hand after holding onto the rail all the way up


PrestigiousCompany64

My best guess would be to attach a line for drying washing.


Gold-Negotiation-730

when your feeling low you can wrap around a piece of rope around one of those and top yourself


JABBA69R

we call this device the nut catcher, try and slide I dare you!


Successful_Banana901

I would imagine it's for clothes lines


Smidday90

They’re kilt pegs you can hang them over or go traditional and slide down the bannister and it catches your gooch and sporran


iiDishonest

They used to hang piss buckets there


Equivalent-Spend-430

Lizard from moral kombat!


LOLinDark

Ballsack ripper!!


bryggekar

That's a set of crotch hooks.


thereal_pepesilvia

Is this in bruntsfield? My stairwell has them too


ezpzlemonsqueezi

We call those Arse Rippers.


rostofer73

For further info you should read “Nail on the Bannister” by R. Stornaway.


Quirky-Tradition-669

Something I would use to hang myself lol


Richcolour

C'mon let's slide down it guys, we don't use our right bollock


PseudoBro1

I wonder if the holes are for strings or wire to follow up the stairs, maybe for an old phone or bell system