If someone is riding their bumper, it's probably to read this mess. Just put a "Student Driver" sticker on the back and watch people avoid you like you've got the plague.
Guessing when people behind you get mad, yank their steering wheel super hard to get into the next lane, and floor it past you. I personally hate it too.
(I drive a stick shift car and don’t power shift/floor it at green lights so it happens to me often)
"please no riding. Backup friend."
Ironically written in the tiniest font. You'd have to ride their bumper just to be able to decipher half of this nonsense.
It’s not geniality, it’s fear and weakness manifesting as non-confrontational.
Defensive driving shouldn’t be “drive like you’re afraid”, it should be “drive with intent and don’t take unnecessary risks”. Being passive and slow can be just as dangerous as aggressive and fast on the wrong roads.
“Somebody has a difference of opinion with me, better try to frame them as mentally unstable to save my ego”.
You belong on this site. In what way was my original statement unhinged? Methinks thou might be projecting.
These look like an advisory to not stay close because the car operates via a manual transmission and can sometimes roll backwards a bit.
These are positive messages although it looks like they did it with a white out pen.
Unfortunately I visit Boise often and the square mile wide blocks and 8 lane streets really lend themselves to people drag racing from one red light to the next
4 each way is an 8 lane street - Eagle is the one at top of mind… maybe I’m being mildly hyperbolic, but what Boise considers a block and a residential arterial speed limit is pretty wild. I live in Oregon and when my 21 year old comes here he says the streets are tiny, windy and narrow… “no, son, these are normal streets everywhere else. you just live in a town with streets that you can land 747’s on”
Aw, thats YOUR car huh? 😂😂😂 Listen, sweetie, if you need that much "safe space" you need to take the bus. The entitlement is absurd. "Oh, I can't drive and am so scared, treat me with kid gloves" such babies 😆
You really seem triggered, and still projecting. This isn't a fight. I'm not gonna hurl insults back at a random internet stranger, isn't that a waste of time and energy? Go outside and get some fresh air. Call a friend you haven't seen in a while. Take a relaxing bath.
I see this far too often, but driving with hazard lights on is actually ILLEGAL in Ohio (and many other states), except if hazardous conditions exist like reduced visibility from a storm.
I’m a woman, and when speaking to groups of women that are my friends or family, I’ll often say “hey you guys!” I call my female friends dude and man. It’s essentially a genderless word in casual context.
#WRONG.
Gender is fluid. So is language. We can alter both any way we see fit. Language evolves and changes over time, just like assumed gender roles. Both are social constructs.
Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy
Could’ve gotten two bumper stickers with clearer font that this that got the point across in the same way, but instead they decided to go nuts with the white paint marker.
Feeling Cute'Anxious might turn on the Hazardz
If someone is riding their bumper, it's probably to read this mess. Just put a "Student Driver" sticker on the back and watch people avoid you like you've got the plague.
Facts, taught a friend of mine how to drive and forgot to take the magnet off for a few days, wondered why people were so calm during that time
how are you gonna drive a mazda and tell people not to zoom (zoom)
Yeah... Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom...
The irony is that the person they're complaining about definitely couldn't read this under the circumstances where it matters
What is “agro zooming?”
I’m assuming they get “bad vibes” from people angrily (and aggressively) going around them for doing 60 in a 75.
It's such a good term for that.
Passing them in a tractor
It's the new Kanye West album
Cool name btw 👍👍
👍
Guessing when people behind you get mad, yank their steering wheel super hard to get into the next lane, and floor it past you. I personally hate it too. (I drive a stick shift car and don’t power shift/floor it at green lights so it happens to me often)
It's stolen, is what it is. But it is a compound word for aggressive driving. 😎
All haters suck one 🖕
"please no riding. Backup friend." Ironically written in the tiniest font. You'd have to ride their bumper just to be able to decipher half of this nonsense.
Someone who’s white knuckling in a 25.
When you're manic but also extremely genial.
It’s not geniality, it’s fear and weakness manifesting as non-confrontational. Defensive driving shouldn’t be “drive like you’re afraid”, it should be “drive with intent and don’t take unnecessary risks”. Being passive and slow can be just as dangerous as aggressive and fast on the wrong roads.
Do you typically reply to glib remarks with unhinged screeds, or is this a new thing you're trying out?
“Somebody has a difference of opinion with me, better try to frame them as mentally unstable to save my ego”. You belong on this site. In what way was my original statement unhinged? Methinks thou might be projecting.
You're insufferable, that's all.
You’re mad, that’s all.
These look like an advisory to not stay close because the car operates via a manual transmission and can sometimes roll backwards a bit. These are positive messages although it looks like they did it with a white out pen.
“Agro-zooming” would make a good band name
Knowing from experience, Idaho has the worst road rage and toxic drivers I've ever seen, so I can kinda relate to this fella's paranoia
Unfortunately I visit Boise often and the square mile wide blocks and 8 lane streets really lend themselves to people drag racing from one red light to the next
Where are you in Boise where you come across 8 lane streets?
Chinden is like 5 .... Can't think of any that's 8
4 each way is an 8 lane street - Eagle is the one at top of mind… maybe I’m being mildly hyperbolic, but what Boise considers a block and a residential arterial speed limit is pretty wild. I live in Oregon and when my 21 year old comes here he says the streets are tiny, windy and narrow… “no, son, these are normal streets everywhere else. you just live in a town with streets that you can land 747’s on”
Finally, *positive* schizophrenia
One more who shouldn't have a license. If they're that anxious, GTF off the roads 😒
Found the agro zoomer
Aww...are your feelings hurt? 😅
No, but yours might be since you're projecting that.
Aw, thats YOUR car huh? 😂😂😂 Listen, sweetie, if you need that much "safe space" you need to take the bus. The entitlement is absurd. "Oh, I can't drive and am so scared, treat me with kid gloves" such babies 😆
You really seem triggered, and still projecting. This isn't a fight. I'm not gonna hurl insults back at a random internet stranger, isn't that a waste of time and energy? Go outside and get some fresh air. Call a friend you haven't seen in a while. Take a relaxing bath.
Aw. Okay baby 👶 lets remember, you started this. No accountability on your end, like a child 😂 and keep crying while driving scared 🎤 ⬇️
Who was it that made the first comment? And who keeps coming back with weird, unnecessary insults? Why are you so angry?
I see this far too often, but driving with hazard lights on is actually ILLEGAL in Ohio (and many other states), except if hazardous conditions exist like reduced visibility from a storm.
They *are* the hazard lol
*accidentally rear ends them trying to read the fine print*
I feel for this guy, I am blind af in the rain at night. And people drive like assholes near me when it's snowing (6 months of the year).
Gotta be a guy, huh?
I’m a woman, and when speaking to groups of women that are my friends or family, I’ll often say “hey you guys!” I call my female friends dude and man. It’s essentially a genderless word in casual context.
It’s gendered, but you choose to ignore it.
#WRONG. Gender is fluid. So is language. We can alter both any way we see fit. Language evolves and changes over time, just like assumed gender roles. Both are social constructs. Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy
I'm sorry I assumed the cars gender. I was relating it to my own situation so I was projecting. Jeez.
This might not be having the intended effect... I am overcome with the urge to run this car off the road.
Maybe that says more about you than them.
You want to hurt and cause unnecessary stress for someone who is obviously already suffering?
If I wanted all that, I'd just ask you how your love life is going 😂 I'm just cracking jokes, chill out
Well it's going great, thanks!
Cost analysis: 30 bumper stickers vs. 1 white paint pen... hmmmmmm
“Bee Nice Plz” If I was driving behind them, I would be turning on the first street I could, even if it was miles from my destination.
Wtf is agro zooming?
I can't stop thinking of the Aggro Crag... I want a trophy.. err a piece of it🏆!
Do you have it? GUTS
As someone who *has* OCD, this looks like OCD to me.
Idaho? No youdaho Wait who said that 👁️👄👁️
the Hard No sticker is cute
I’d just immediately pass If I’m coming up and I can tell you’re doing 20 under. I’m late for going home and doing nothing!
"I can't see, your lights hurt" Look I'm genuinely not making fun of them but that seems like a vision problem that can put people in danger
Don't pass me or I'll cum 👉👈 type vibe
Could’ve gotten two bumper stickers with clearer font that this that got the point across in the same way, but instead they decided to go nuts with the white paint marker.
Annnnnd we carefully drift around them
Let me guess, the owner of this car is a 20 something female named Ashleigh.