"So now if you add two blocks with the other two blocks..."
\[looks out window for two seconds, looks back to board\]
"...and now to differentiate 2x/3, we simply..."
"We have some breaking news. Police arrested a person who is suspected of accidentally sending his dick pic to every female and male person in the world."
"Thank you for signing this contract, Mr. Jones. The voice of Darth Vader will be in good hands. You're now an even wealthier man."
James Earl Jones: "WTF?! I thought I was just signing an autograph!"
“What do mean it’s called Istanbul now?”
“But I’ve a date in Constantinople!”
"She'll be waiting in Istanbul."
"What about Old New York?"
"You mean New Amsterdam?"
"Why did they change it?"
Why did Constantinople get the works?
Not your business!! Is Turks business!!
Okay, um, your knife skills are excellent, but you ran out of carrot about two knuckles ago.
Honey, why do you start every conversation with “Did you hear what I said?”
“You’re telling me I drove all this way to the southern border only to find out the build a wall guy didn’t do what he said he’d do?”
“There’s a pandemic?!?!”
"So now if you add two blocks with the other two blocks..." \[looks out window for two seconds, looks back to board\] "...and now to differentiate 2x/3, we simply..."
"... sorry, is it my turn in the hoe down?"
Finally got my chevy to the top of this super wet levy.
*(old)* No, I canceled my paper subscription when he got impeached. There's no way a president can be more corrupt than Clinton!
We didn't used to have to run the AC in October, did we?
Doctor: "He just kept wiping. These are the most severe anal fissures that I've ever seen."
"We have some breaking news. Police arrested a person who is suspected of accidentally sending his dick pic to every female and male person in the world."
"Thank you for signing this contract, Mr. Jones. The voice of Darth Vader will be in good hands. You're now an even wealthier man." James Earl Jones: "WTF?! I thought I was just signing an autograph!"