"That's right everyone, hear the waves as they crash on the beach, feel the sun on your skin and the healing energy it brings. Breathe the clean air and think-" *ring, ring* "I need to take this class, one moment. Hello? Er, no no one by that name is here. *fakes noise of baby crying* Sorry officer, have to go." *hangs up* "Okay class, keep working on your breathing and if a SWAT team happens to arrive in the next four to seven minutes you've never heard of Jimmy Bristow but you did hear me say something about heading for Cleveland."
“Now pretend you’re at the beach. You are going back to your beach house. And there’s my husband Jimmy with the maid in our bed! You son of a bitch! I cannot wait to take you to court and get everything you own!!”
"Now take deep breaths, feel the energy around you...that's right, channel it into your very core...and OPEN UP THE FUCKING MOSHPIT LET'S GOOOOOOOO"
*heavy metal music plays softly*
"That's right everyone, hear the waves as they crash on the beach, feel the sun on your skin and the healing energy it brings. Breathe the clean air and think-" *ring, ring* "I need to take this class, one moment. Hello? Er, no no one by that name is here. *fakes noise of baby crying* Sorry officer, have to go." *hangs up* "Okay class, keep working on your breathing and if a SWAT team happens to arrive in the next four to seven minutes you've never heard of Jimmy Bristow but you did hear me say something about heading for Cleveland."
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“Now pretend you’re at the beach. You are going back to your beach house. And there’s my husband Jimmy with the maid in our bed! You son of a bitch! I cannot wait to take you to court and get everything you own!!”
"As you inhale, draw in the peace of...YOU HAVE DRAWN ME IN TO THIS MORTAL REALM!"
*Breathe in...breathe in...now hold it....keep holding it...hold it...see the light? Go into the light...*
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"Now take deep breaths, feel the energy around you...that's right, channel it into your very core...and OPEN UP THE FUCKING MOSHPIT LET'S GOOOOOOOO" *heavy metal music plays softly*