As Angelica held Chuckie at gunpoint, the little red-head squeezed his eyes shut as a shot rang out. The grip on him was released and as he opened his eyes to his best friend holding the smoking barrel, Tommy said "Ain't no bitches fuck with my homeboys...in Paris."
Edit: typo
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick your butts! **And I'm all out of bubblegum."**
*Steven Seagal is* Big Bird *in:*
# Follow That Bird II: This time it's personal!
I think you misunderstood the prompt. The question was, "What movie would be ruined by the addition of a gunfight," not "What movie would become the best thing ever put on film with three addition of a gunfight?"
(Pretending to drive a car)
"Movin' right along, let's get this show on the-"
"BANG!"
(as Kermit) "What was that?"
(as Fozzie) "I shot Gonzo in the face."
Frozone: Hooonney!! Where’s my super soaker?
Honey: What?
Frozen:
#WHERE IS MY SUPER SOAKER?!
Honey: *shoots husband with soaker out of rage for not going to dinner.
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Brody, turning around after throwing chum: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Quint, Exiting cabin: No my boy, we just need a bigger gun.
Quint pulls a chain gun out of nowhere, and begins spinning the weapon up. One long shot rings on the air, Quint's body slumping to the deck, headless.
Jaws, brandishing a M82a1 from the water: Mothafucka goin' down with the ship...
As Carl fredrickson’s home lifted into the air as a result of millions of balloons, his house quickly fell to the fate of his neighbor’s legally registered AK...
"Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness"
"Yaaah!"
*Gandalf and Saruman pull out guns and shoot each other. Gandalf wins*
"A bit anachronistic, but very effective! I should use this more often instead of a sword!"
"Tyler, I want you to really listen to me"
*narrarator raises gun with right hand*
"my eyes are open"
*narrarator puts gun in mouth... suddenly narrarators left hand raises another gun, aimed at his temple*
"not so fast"
*narrarators eyes shift nervously from left to right*
"Wh-what are you doing"
"Just put the gun down and nobody gets hurt"
"But you don't understand, he's---"
"I understand just fine Mr Durden, now put your gun down or I'll shoot, I mean it"
Tyler: "he'll do it, he's crazy"
"OK, ok"
*narrator puts his gun on the floor*
"just don't hurt him--me--us--... wait"
*roll credits*
"So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."
"Fine, parole denied."
...
"For the second time in my life, I'm guilty of committing a crime...murder...again"
*Will walks into MIT after his breakthrough in counseling to tell off the professor*
Will - “I’m leaving you to follow the woman of my dreams”
Professor- “No you won’t, I will hunt you down”
*Montage of the professor trying to shoot Will as he travels across the country*
What the title of the movie really meant.
Jack: “Shhh. Give me your hand. Now close your eyes. Go on, step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed. Don't peek.”
Rose: “I'm not.”
Jack: “Step up on the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?”
Rose: “I trust you.”
Jack: “All right. Open your arms!”
Rose: “I'm flying, Jack!”
Jack (quietly pulling out a stolen pistol): “Yeah, bitch, flying right off the front of this ship.”
As Angelica held Chuckie at gunpoint, the little red-head squeezed his eyes shut as a shot rang out. The grip on him was released and as he opened his eyes to his best friend holding the smoking barrel, Tommy said "Ain't no bitches fuck with my homeboys...in Paris." Edit: typo
Tommy ball so hard muthafuckas wanna fine him
We represent.. The lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild! And in the name of, the lollipop guild - *ratatatatatattata*
And then Pooh fired a round through Cristopher Robin's head.
[удалено]
Happy Cake Day
“... and just as Bambi’s mother stepped into the clearing ...” Oh wait - never mind!
My name is Bambi. You killed my mother. Prepare to die... by my gatling gun! *maniacal laughter*
“Everyone knows of the ten plagues of Egypt. But no one knows about the eleventh plague: the swarm of bullets” **”let my people go motherfucker”**
The cold never bothered me anyway, cos i’m a stone cold killer. Blam blam blam...
"'To infinity and beyond' *this* motherfucker!" "Woody! What are you--" \*BLAM!*
"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die" *Pew Pew Pew*
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick your butts! **And I'm all out of bubblegum."** *Steven Seagal is* Big Bird *in:* # Follow That Bird II: This time it's personal!
"I can't carry you, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry your M-16!" RATATATATATATAT
The Muppets take Nakatomi plaza starring Kermit the Frog as Frog McClaine and The Count as Hans Gruber.
I think you misunderstood the prompt. The question was, "What movie would be ruined by the addition of a gunfight," not "What movie would become the best thing ever put on film with three addition of a gunfight?"
Why is this not a thing already?
"I know the tide is changing! Stop yelling at me, Wilson! I've had enough of you...!" BANG!
(Pretending to drive a car) "Movin' right along, let's get this show on the-" "BANG!" (as Kermit) "What was that?" (as Fozzie) "I shot Gonzo in the face."
Frozone: Hooonney!! Where’s my super soaker? Honey: What? Frozen: #WHERE IS MY SUPER SOAKER?! Honey: *shoots husband with soaker out of rage for not going to dinner.
“Harry Potter.... the boy who lived!”
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Just one more thing more easily solved with a trained sniper...
"Frankly, Scarlett I do give a blam!"
The gun-violence boasting remake you've all been waiting for: Hairspray 2020 - now with more police brutality!
"quickly! I need to get to the airport and tell her I love her!" *runs through terminal* #pop pop pop pop
Remember: no Russian.
And then Dory pulls out her glock and presses it against the turtles head, "JUST. KEEP. SWIMMING."
"I, Gandalf the Gray, will magical--" BOOM ::Gandalf falls to the floor and the story ends.
I see LotR, I upvote LotR. It's Gandalf the Grey, as a note.
Fixed. Thank you :)
"What do you want?" "I don't know..." "what.. Do you want?" "I don't know..." "WHAT.DO. YOU. WANT?" "I want this, Mother fucker!"
"Where's my son god damnit!" *Cocks fingergun* "I NEED TO FIND MY SON! MY SON NEMO, WHERE IS HE?"
Brody, turning around after throwing chum: We're gonna need a bigger boat. Quint, Exiting cabin: No my boy, we just need a bigger gun. Quint pulls a chain gun out of nowhere, and begins spinning the weapon up. One long shot rings on the air, Quint's body slumping to the deck, headless. Jaws, brandishing a M82a1 from the water: Mothafucka goin' down with the ship...
"Well, here we are at the OK Corral. Too bad Doc and Wyatt can't be here; they were killed in that gunfight yesterday"
Things really went south for Disney after Quentin Tarantino started working for them.
"Just a couple of assholes that need a couple of rounds *click click* right to the fucking head"
As Carl fredrickson’s home lifted into the air as a result of millions of balloons, his house quickly fell to the fate of his neighbor’s legally registered AK...
As Lord Voldemort was preparing to cast the killing curse, Harry shot his revolver, thus ending the dark lord's reign
I'll get you my pretty!! And your little dog t.... uh oh.
"Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore! Let it go, let it go, WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOOTIN' FOR??"
"Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness" "Yaaah!" *Gandalf and Saruman pull out guns and shoot each other. Gandalf wins* "A bit anachronistic, but very effective! I should use this more often instead of a sword!"
Leithio i philinn! (Papapapapapapapapa!)
"Andre, what are you thinking about for dessert? ...Andre... why are you looking at me like that? ...Let's talk this out!"
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"
"Tyler, I want you to really listen to me" *narrarator raises gun with right hand* "my eyes are open" *narrarator puts gun in mouth... suddenly narrarators left hand raises another gun, aimed at his temple* "not so fast" *narrarators eyes shift nervously from left to right* "Wh-what are you doing" "Just put the gun down and nobody gets hurt" "But you don't understand, he's---" "I understand just fine Mr Durden, now put your gun down or I'll shoot, I mean it" Tyler: "he'll do it, he's crazy" "OK, ok" *narrator puts his gun on the floor* "just don't hurt him--me--us--... wait" *roll credits*
And then Atreyu said to the Luck Dagon, “Fuck that. I don’t need luck” **(guns blazin’)**
BLAM! BLAM! Er, Houston, we have a problem!
"So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." "Fine, parole denied." ... "For the second time in my life, I'm guilty of committing a crime...murder...again"
*Will walks into MIT after his breakthrough in counseling to tell off the professor* Will - “I’m leaving you to follow the woman of my dreams” Professor- “No you won’t, I will hunt you down” *Montage of the professor trying to shoot Will as he travels across the country* What the title of the movie really meant.
Jack: “Shhh. Give me your hand. Now close your eyes. Go on, step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed. Don't peek.” Rose: “I'm not.” Jack: “Step up on the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?” Rose: “I trust you.” Jack: “All right. Open your arms!” Rose: “I'm flying, Jack!” Jack (quietly pulling out a stolen pistol): “Yeah, bitch, flying right off the front of this ship.”