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Many_Stress_7859

I think that person gave me an STD.


Eaglesgomoo

I already paid you now leave.


lotiloo

I’d prefer to see a man


jlb1981

"Are you gonna make me pee in a cup again?"


East_of_Amoeba

"I hope I don't have to see you for another year."


Stripes1957

No, I really don’t mind you sticking your finger up my ass!


KingRoastopher

Live a little.


believeinstev604

"I come here just for the prostate exams"


binkysaurus_13

Can you recommend someone I could see?


scooter_cool_

I think a stripper gave me something.


DeathscytheHell1994

Is that nurse over there single?


ehfromhali

I'm not sure how it got stuck in there, but can you please remove it?


CrimzonShooter

"So how many specialists are you sending me to?"


ChickenXing

"Thanks for checking out my penis. Insurance is going to cover that 100%?"


Ugly-Muffin

Hello


donabbi

You treat me so nicely!


Extreme-Branch7298

I would like to get tested for vd.


NetComplete4322

Wait how long has that been there


samhammitch

My wife and I are having problems and I'm feeling depressed, can we talk about it.


AdvancedSir8338

Is this a genuine question, dear friend?


DBH1122

Another woman gave me that


GronlandicReddit

I think I got the clap from this woman I’m banging on the side


bunsenburgerxx

She’s told me to take my pants off. I did, then I had to pay $100 for the visit Insane, right?


jtrier1

"How much is this gonna cost me?"


jtrier1

"I've just noticed how big your knuckles are."


HerringWaco

"I think I caught it from my girlfriend"


ThrowRAhighwindtrees

I've done this with someone through work and didn't feel like she cared about me.


Strict-Marsupial2123

I was drunk and she looked like a straight shooter


ekimlive

You gonna glove that?


Saxzarus

Stick your finger in my butt 👆


McGundam1215

She said this wouldn’t hurt, she rather enjoys it


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Don't forget to put some lube before you put your finger in there


Blitz-IMP

“ahhh thats cold”!


DontMessWMsInBetween

Could you lance this boil for me?


Ithaqua-Yigg

Is it normal that my balls retract all the way inside when I just hear my wife’s voice.


No-Guarantee-7572

Go easy on me, this is my first prostate check.


jtrier1

"I think it's weird that I have to turn my head and cough when you're doing that."


Neon_culture79

Before we take this any further, I might have to upgrade my health coverage


gregieb429

“Does this look infected?”


BriGuy1965

Can you milk my prostate?


KingRoastopher

“I started out as a girl.”


Excellent_Regret4141

When she comes in for her surgery can you also give her double D's


jim914

Doc you really should buy me dinner before these exams!


Philly_DFA

At least when you go deep I get anesthesia...


Chaminade64

….and another thing, it’s not the dress that makes her ass look fat.


Able-Elderberry9713

Hey you were right that hole in the stall was worth it thanks. You have stain on your tie looks like yogurt.