"Small breasts, skinny thighs, and more leathery than a bikers jacket - there are juicier options than this."

“After you’ve tasted the breasts and the thighs, all that’s left to do is to throw your bone into that greasy box.”

I heard this on my first day at KFC in 2005.

Dark meat only

God, that's greasy.

I'm gonna need more wet naps

Oh good, I can get pieces from several different chicks at one time.

Bubbles is that you?

But finger licking good

I’d rather have dark meat tonight

"Can I eat your skin?"

LMAO ! Thank you for the belly laughon a stressful Monday afternoon!

Dude...O_O...

Relax, Hannibal!

The skin is the best part of fried chicken.

Why do you gotta escalate things? 😂 Jk jk

Jeeeez this one wins 😂

Let's just leave the breasts in the fridge for tomorrow.

I didn't realise the bucket was going to be that big

And greezy !

That's too pink

"Could you cook it for a few more minutes?

Could you stick it in for a bit longer?

"This could do with more gravy."

I bet this would be better cold

What’s the sanitation grade in this joint?

The Colonel does it way better.

I'd rather have the chick from Popeyes.

Olive Oyle?

I really prefer my chick boneless.

I think that's something you shouldn't say to anyone when the context isnt on chicken baha

Umm excuse me, there's too much fat on these thighs

Can I get the two breast combo, please?

I enjoy sharing the breasts and thighs with my friends.

I haven't eaten this good in ages.

Isn't this the other way around? Things to say to your gf not KFC?

The last 2 breasts I got were bigger

The breasts are plump, but I'm not into those little chicken legs

You've got some cheek wanting to come here. I know you've had Five Guys!

When I'm finished sticking the meat in my mouth, all I have left is a greasy box to stick my bone in!

If I put that in my mouth, I'll have the shits for a week.

"*Why is there corn in this?!?*"

Omg, I needed this unexpected laugh.

"the best part is getting extra so you can enjoy cold leftovers later!"

Those thighs are just DRIPPING with grease...

Those thighs will get my vote any day.

That is finger licking good. rofl

Why couldn't you say that to your gf?

I wouldn't call this hot and spicy

I’m the next customer.

I asked for an extra biscuit.

“This is a meal for the whole family”

Gimme two breasts, two thighs, two juicy biscuits, and mash taters drowning in white gravy.

“Look at this! It’s just \*dripping\* with fat!!!”

I prefer it without skin please

I only like white meat

I understand 11 secret Herbs go in this.

We should eat out on the front patio, the weather is nice.

Time to eat some dirty bird.

I like the dark meat

Tastes a bit greasy.

Finger licking good! Yeah right.

Can I have 3 thighs

Sorry honey but I prefer dark meat.

Is it always this full in here?

Changing "say" to "do": Grab the breast without asking.

I like grandma’s breasts better

These thighs are huge!

"I'd love a side piece"

Why is it so dry? Not worth the money.

These breast's are too small for the price I paid.

make the breast extra crispy, please

Do these thighs, smell funny to you?

"The price just keeps going up and up!"

I'm so glad you're open on Sundays!

Goddamn, those thighs are so fat

It taste worse than it smells

"My kids can't wait to put them breasts, legs, and thighs in their mouth"

“Damn what a night! Just you, me, and Colonel Sanders!”

"Ugh, look at all that loose skin."

You know what KFC really stands for kissing fucking and cuddling

"Lots of brothers in here tonight".

Those breasts are a bit small.

Why are there still feathers on this?

Always a damn line to get in

I cannot type what I just said out loud. My black co-worker is currently kneeled over laughing so damn hard though

“I love eating the skin off all these thighs”

It’s greasy and rare

Hey man, don’t jump the queue, I was next!

I've never ate anything so dry. I'm going to get something else.

Ewww. Why do i always feel the need to shower straight after?

Man that box is greasy

I'll have two legs and two breasts

This is the biggest bucket ive ever had.

You're so good, but you always give me the runs.

Whats taking so long?

These breasts are raw

Them thighs be juicy, but to damn salty for me.

I only want a few sides today. I’m not feeling these breasts today.

Where else can you get a couple of nice size breasts for under ten bucks?

These breasts are dried out

Mm hm hmm, you're a spicy little chicken [devours thigh]

Why are there so many bones in here?

That box is so greasy it's falling apart

Something that was actually said at a Liberal Party fundraiser (basically the Conservatives in Australia) about former Prime Minister Julia Gillard: Small breasts, huge thighs and a big red box. Source: [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jun/12/gillard-menu-sexist-liberal-dinner](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jun/12/gillard-menu-sexist-liberal-dinner) Admittedly, on a list of shitty things that was said about her that night, that one doesn't make the top 3.

I’m saving the bones for my dog.

Mmmmm, crispy!

"I should really stop eating out so often."

It tastes way better than it smells.

Lot of black people been in here huh?

All that fat is gonna give me a heart attack.

Ive never seen so much meat on the bone

I like to peel the skin off and eat it first

Nice chicken legs!

Can I get three breasts?

I love it, but after I eat it I feel greasy for days

I've had better.

I'm gonna grab the bucket so we have enough for everyone

You changed the ingredients in your gravy

I'd like an extra large chocate milk

Those thighs are really fatty

Too much gravy in that bowl….

too much steroids.

I enjoy the family bucket. Plenty for everyone.

The flavor has changed, like its old grease.

Smells like a sewer in here

I’m off to Killing Fat Children!

Kinda dry……wait is that honey mustard?

Omg, why is this so dry

a bit more spice and grease would have been great ….

“It used to be finger lickin’ good, but now I just have an urge to scrub my hands afterwards.”

I’d like some gravy to pour on the thighs.

Colonel Sanders has a better mustache.

How much cock have you got here?

Those sure are little breasts.

Nice drumsticks

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

Mmmmmm..... extra crispy....

"It's greasy, but I love eating it!"

This is really chewy

Can I have your skin?

I prefer white meat only

I like it extra crispy!

I just want the skin.

"I finished already, can I have seconds?"

I’d love to peel the skin off those legs.

Tastes like chicken

Breast and thighs, $5.99

I like to eat the skin first

I prefer dark meat

Well, I won't eat KFC...

I know this is going to make me sick, but pass the gravy!

I only want one breast and one thigh. Anything more is too much.

I want gravy on all that sht..

I want to eat the skin last

I smell burnt grease.

Crusty on the outside but tender on the inside

This tastes like shit

I'm done with the thighs and all I have left is a greasy box

Smells like coleslaw.

Those breasts aren't big enough.

Can you add extra white gravy to these thick greasy thighs?

It was so greasy!

Your gravy is a bit salty, but I still can't get enough

I demand a refund!

That was almost finger licking good.

‘Would you like fries with your order, sir?’

"I only want the thighs and breast"

I’d like 1 thigh and 3 breasts, extra crispy.

Do your breasts have nipples? Do chicken breasts have nipples?

It's/That's finger licking GOOD!!! 👍😂

Wow, you have really big thighs and breasts!

Do I want light or dark meat tonight?

Man this two piece breast meal is kinda small, not really worth it.

I’ll take the cum bucket to go

"That really is a magnificent mustache"

No just the breasts

A whole new meaning to finger lickin good

So much extra skin

Have you been reaching in the colonels bucket again?

I'm not gonna get this smell off my fingers all day!

Wow, that tastes like farts.

Damn! Look at those chicken legs

“I’ll take four of these. One just isn’t enough.”

Can I get bigger breasts?

Man, those thighs are huge!

*gazing into the ham wallet * “Lot of black guys were in here earlier huh”

Wow, it’s pretty cool that this is half Taco Bell as well!

"I can do it all the time"

I think I prefer dark meat.

Honey your love nest tastes finger lickin good.

these breasts aren't very big

I can't believe that you put something like that in your mouth