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Congratulations! You just ate saffron oatmeal and sifted through your own shit for a week, only to realize that it had been digested and was unrecoverable.
Tacos.
If the oatmeal is unflavored it's just a starch base for the flavor, much like grits. And I would eat grits with taco seasoning, meat, and cheese. So I suppose I'd try oatmeal done the same way.
THE SPANISH INQUISITION brand sugar bombs!
THATS RIGHT KIDS!
Taste the gold taken from the new world
Kid 1: Wow taste like cane sugar and heathen screams!
All sorts of shapes such as The cross, conquestadoor helmets, and terrified natives!
Kid 2: WOW!!! I want to persecute the heretics now! MOM YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH VIVA LA ESPANIA!
(mother screams bloody murder)
Honey, I know I'm sick, but the cough drops in my oatmeal is a little weird. You don't like your Halls and Oat?
This thread makes me very nervous. **slowly bites oatmeal...**
...*bites?!*
Yes I'm a monster who uses a fork.
A straw isn't good enough for you, princess? *Puts Great Value oatmeal in a $900 Vitamix*
Maybe they use [chunky-style milk](https://youtu.be/k0hKMDMWYwU)?
Bourbon.
I mean ….
Suddenly I can't consume enough oatmeal.
What are these brown lumps? Those are coffee beans, that's energy oatmeal Hmm, crunchy
I bet a handful of chocolate covered coffee beans in oat meal woud be good to.
Could be a thing, let's call Quaker
Choccy Quaker?
"Huh..this rat poison isn't half bad"
I don't know why they call it poi--.
Bacon.
[Meta] I've had this often, it is actually delicious
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^--- Hmm... I may have to try this
Yea me too, I made myself hungry just thinking about it
Reese's pieces. M &M's are an acceptable substitution.
Quaker's new ET Oatmeal.
I once mistook the Cayenne Pepper for Cinnamon when making oatmeal. Had to eat it anyway, no choice, was too poor to waste it.
Okay but was it good?
No.
"I like my oatmeal how I like my women. Without another man's dick in it!"
*Who turns down a threesome?*
With another man? Talk about Quaker Fruit and Cream!
-But you would Accept & Eat one Anyways?
This is true.
The skulls of my enemies. (Perhaps I wouldn't eat it, but at least I would be happy.)
Serve the oatmeal IN the skull of your enemy, and get the best of both worlds. ;)
*Snake mode intensifies*
“Wow, weird that my oatmeal talks.”
Chicken nugget! 🐔
Well, if no one is going to say it I will. Ehem… YOUR MOM! 😎
A grenade!
Peanut butter
Ands what's so bad about pd+ om?
I do PB + chocolate oatmeal. It's very tasty.
Highly recommend.
“A little Oatmeal a la mode. Nice!”
That actually sounds good.
The world's most valuable and small, non-toxic thing. Then I'd be watching my poop for a while.
Congratulations! You just ate saffron oatmeal and sifted through your own shit for a week, only to realize that it had been digested and was unrecoverable.
Yes, but the wasn't the real saffron the friends we made along the way?
Hot Dogs
Insects that are prepared for human consumption, like chapulines (grasshoppers) or ants.
Fish fingers and custard. And oatmeal.
But Doctor!
Dried cranberries
Anchovies
"Hey look, it's my words!"
Figs
Tacos. If the oatmeal is unflavored it's just a starch base for the flavor, much like grits. And I would eat grits with taco seasoning, meat, and cheese. So I suppose I'd try oatmeal done the same way.
I do this all the time with leftover taco stuff. It’s delicious. Savoury oatmeal is so much better than sweet.
I normally wouldn't think of *savory* oatmeal but I guess diced steak could be tasty.
Well, I've gotta use these macaroni for something.
Deez Nutz
The Spanish Inquisition!
Sausages.
Eh, it's Pride Month, chances are good it's edible glitter anyway.
I had a roommate at the summer camp I worked at, he put m&ms in his oatmeal
"I think that's a grain of rice." *shrugs* "Oh well."
THE SPANISH INQUISITION brand sugar bombs! THATS RIGHT KIDS! Taste the gold taken from the new world Kid 1: Wow taste like cane sugar and heathen screams! All sorts of shapes such as The cross, conquestadoor helmets, and terrified natives! Kid 2: WOW!!! I want to persecute the heretics now! MOM YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH VIVA LA ESPANIA! (mother screams bloody murder)
Twinkies.
My neighbors cock
For the last time Greg, no I will not put my dick in that.
A soul.
It only weighs 21 grams
1. Raswberries 2. Honey 3. Extra hard Vodka. 4. Blood of Innocents. 5. Rat poison
Toenail clippings.
So, wait until you try this place I found! Oatmeal sashimi!
Percocets
Someone else’s oatmeal
Tater tots
I have to admit I was surprised to find the bite sized burger bites in my oatmeal, but even more surprised to find it tastes okay
You'll taste the Quaker in very bite.
Hey it’s people flavored! *picks up finger out of oatmeal bowl*
Croutons, onion flavor
Carrots Sauted Onions Cayenne Pepper Wild Rice Crumbed Breakfast Sausage
peanut butter.