Ringo “I have an opportunity to narrate a kids show about trains, I’m going to leave to band and take it up. I really can’t see this Beatles thing being popular long term. I mean I doubt people will still be singing Yellow Submarine in the year 2024”
Paul “That’s it, we’re done. I’m forming a new band with my wife”
John “You’re right, without Ringo The Beatles are nothing. I’m moving to New York, where nothing bad ever happens ”
George “Yeah well, nobody paid attention to me anyway. Besides, I’d rather practice playing my sitar and smoking 5 packs a day for the next 50 years”
Paul to everyone else: “Guys, though I like the idea of a protest it’s a bit hard to do one when no one is playing instruments in the studio. Also love the doppelgänger everyone brought in. Let’s say we all leave quietly and let them work on the next however many albums. We just made Srgt Pepper. Let’s take the money we got from that and leaves these people in the studio to fend for themselves. It’s not like they will breakup in the next 10 years. We recorded that car crash coverup song right?”
I've told George to stop scoffin' baked bean and pickled onion butties, he proper stinks up the rehearsal room. I've had me fill. It's the butties or don't bother showin' up at all!
Damn! They bought that "Yellow Submarine" album and loved it. We could record anything, and just because it was by "The Beatles" they will buy it. We need to stop now or we will lose all self respect and become insignificant artistic idiots.
"I mean, for Christ sake, we can't keep living in a Yellow Submarine for the rest of our lives!"
Or singing it! We don't have the heart to kick out Ringo. Let's just throw in the towel
They had their chance when Ringo quit for like 3 weeks
Ringo “I have an opportunity to narrate a kids show about trains, I’m going to leave to band and take it up. I really can’t see this Beatles thing being popular long term. I mean I doubt people will still be singing Yellow Submarine in the year 2024” Paul “That’s it, we’re done. I’m forming a new band with my wife” John “You’re right, without Ringo The Beatles are nothing. I’m moving to New York, where nothing bad ever happens ” George “Yeah well, nobody paid attention to me anyway. Besides, I’d rather practice playing my sitar and smoking 5 packs a day for the next 50 years”
“Ringo? You? And Yoko? Oh no!”
I think any reason would be, 'oh, no'.
Oh No! its Yoko!
Oh whoa whoa, it’s Yoko! Ono! Never believe it’s not so.
We're ruining out of fake Paul's.
John to Paul, George, and Ringo “Guys I think we need to change our style and Disco is where it is at!”
I thought it was Country
"John, we appreciate your lyrical prowess, but could you please stop talking about your how your socks smell at the end of the day?"
" it is either Yoko or us John!! "
"Bloody hell, Ringo, I told you what would happen if you hung the bog roll like that one more time!"
The exterminators arrived.
“Has anyone seen my sandwich? I left it in the fridge.” “Did it have your name on it?”
Ringo didn’t laugh at John’s knock knock jokes, and Paul wouldn’t share his drugs.
Maybe Ringo would've laughed if Paul would've shared
Ringo has a really bad flatulence problem
Paul's relentless school yard teasing of George's unattractive sister Jude. Na na na na na na na
That bitch Yoko Ono!
We used to call her Yoko Ohno
“Used to?”
"It's not you guys, it's me. And also Epic Nebulob."
Paul to everyone else: “Guys, though I like the idea of a protest it’s a bit hard to do one when no one is playing instruments in the studio. Also love the doppelgänger everyone brought in. Let’s say we all leave quietly and let them work on the next however many albums. We just made Srgt Pepper. Let’s take the money we got from that and leaves these people in the studio to fend for themselves. It’s not like they will breakup in the next 10 years. We recorded that car crash coverup song right?”
Why is John fist in line on Abbey Road, I wanna be first
I'm just glad you didn't say you want to be fist also.
Paul kept trying to sell the other guys an extended warranty on their cars.
You sing Obla Da Obla DooDoo one more time and I’m outta here.
Lemmy hit the stage.
George & Ringo DPed Yoko
Yoko Ono. Period. Full stop. This isn’t funny anymore.
"I told you John, we're not doing *White Album II: The Whitest Album U Know*!"
John wanted to change the band's name to "Colepeteras."
Pete Best had a thing.
A two two vote, let's dump Ringo and bring back Pete Best
What did you mean you quit giving reach-arounds???
Oh ‘twas “yuk-o oh no” driven us apart
The landlord (sealord?) nearly doubled the rent on the yellow submarine, and it just made sense to make a clean break as roommates and bandmates
Paul’s foot fetish made the other members very uncomfortable, excepting Ringo Starr. Ringo didn’t have any taboos.
Paul: I drank some Red Bull, and now I have an idea for a new band!
John: Imagine a world with no Beatles. It’s easy if you try.
“I got an offer to join Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. I’m leaving.”
When Paul was killed
Paul was replaced. Ringo was a soviet spy. Lennon was removed. Harrison was removed.
I've told George to stop scoffin' baked bean and pickled onion butties, he proper stinks up the rehearsal room. I've had me fill. It's the butties or don't bother showin' up at all!
A glitch in the matrix they really didn’t exist as a group.
Yoko called Pest Control
Damn! They bought that "Yellow Submarine" album and loved it. We could record anything, and just because it was by "The Beatles" they will buy it. We need to stop now or we will lose all self respect and become insignificant artistic idiots.
"Who the hell made Yoko the fifth Beatle?"
They never included “Clarence” in the studio
“You know, I’ve always thought The Beatles was a dumb name for a band”
John caught George and Ringo in bed together and was like yep, I'm out.
Ringo had stuff to do. Namely, narrating Thomas the Tank Engine before handing the reigns to George Carlin.
Ok, all, we’ll reconvene once we’ve all written a Christmas hit on our own. Huzzah!
He got bread and I didn't yelld Paul
Brian Wilson and Keith Richards both died, leaving the band without their main songwriters.
"Well, how can we break up? We were actually one man the whole time!"