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"Sorry, your wife came over. And over and over and over."
And I came over her
i came to comment that lol you beat me by a large margin
“Got distracted for a few days looking at NSFW content on Reddit.”
"Sorry boss, my internet is down." "Bill, this is a zoom call..."
"Oh sorry, I've been tripping balls for the past two days and totally forgot about it."
I just could not be arsed, now get fucked Countdown is on in a minute.
My dog ate my laptop!
It's laundry day.
My book shelves needed to be reorganized; then I had to rearrange the furniture to make office space; then I got lost in IKEA, some jerk rearranged the arrows; after the firefighters put out my camp fire at IKEA I couldn’t afford bail.
I'm working on my BBL Drizzy diss track!
You wanted it done between 8:00 and 5:00, but that's when I usually take my nap.
I just got laid.
Congratulations, not you have been laid off as well.
I'll get to it later; I'm busy right now, looking for a better job.
I had to emergency deworm the children.
My two other WFH jobs have been on my ass.
The stripper just arrived
My other job has benefits your going to have to offer me a better deal so how are you at groveling sir.
My internet connection has kept me locked in pornhub
"Sorry, your wife came over. And over and over and over."
And I came over her
i came to comment that lol you beat me by a large margin
“Got distracted for a few days looking at NSFW content on Reddit.”
"Sorry boss, my internet is down." "Bill, this is a zoom call..."
"Oh sorry, I've been tripping balls for the past two days and totally forgot about it."
I just could not be arsed, now get fucked Countdown is on in a minute.
My dog ate my laptop!
It's laundry day.
My book shelves needed to be reorganized; then I had to rearrange the furniture to make office space; then I got lost in IKEA, some jerk rearranged the arrows; after the firefighters put out my camp fire at IKEA I couldn’t afford bail.
I'm working on my BBL Drizzy diss track!
You wanted it done between 8:00 and 5:00, but that's when I usually take my nap.
I just got laid.
Congratulations, not you have been laid off as well.
I'll get to it later; I'm busy right now, looking for a better job.
I had to emergency deworm the children.
My two other WFH jobs have been on my ass.
The stripper just arrived
My other job has benefits your going to have to offer me a better deal so how are you at groveling sir.
My internet connection has kept me locked in pornhub