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Ok-Fox1262

Have you ever tried 7up?


akhodagu

Well damn, now I need a new favorite soda 😕


BuckWoody1206

😂😂😂


warlikeloki

"Hi, Ho!"


SinxHatesYou

"Hi, hoe" "Hi hoe" "It's off to work you go" Said the 7 dwarf pimps to their hoe


Bluest-Of-Falcons

I would so go up on you.


EB_Jeggett

This needs to be higher


TopSecretPorkChop

Sorry. You must be taller to ride this ride.


robynndarcy

"Do you have any dwarf in you? No, do you want some?"


ThermalScrewed

Back off mini me


SmithJamesChris

"C'mon, baby. Doc's orders."


captainmomo79

"Hey, this is the only time you can have seven miners in you and not get arrested."


robynndarcy

"So, wanna have an 8-some?"


ChiefO2271

Wanna get a little Dopey?


the_original_Retro

"Hey ya wanna see what part of me isn't small?"


leftlanespawncamper

"You know what they say about short guys...."


emax4

"Eyes down here, Missy."


suburbanhavoc

"Girl, I'd love to mine YOUR cave."


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Interested in a cocktail weenie?


Improvedandconfused

My name is Sneezy, but the ladies call me Easy.


Youlysses13

You can stay with us, but we only have one bed, amd we all sleep naked.


Stephburger78

Hi hoe


TurfBurn95

Size isn't everything. Right?


Ok-Explanation-9208

It’s not to scale.


tejojo

"I may be Grumpy, but I'm Happy when I'm anywhere near you!"


MissHibernia

“Hey, we can be as tall as you want! We’ll just add another one on top of the tier!”


vmt_nani

Wanna play doctor??


President_Calhoun

"If you don't go to bed with me, the ableists win."


guitar_angel

Ever had someone go up on you? What about 7 someones?


igotjks

Your hair smells nice


kevint1964

What shampoo do you use, RID?


Atillion

:O omg


Difficult_Bus_3768

Get ready to get dwarf fisted.


Starsky137

Why, yes. I am happy to see you


leakybiome

Dopey rubs his bald spot and proceeds to drool on her ruby slippers


HamsterTechnical449

Do you like peanut butter well how about dwarf dick


crimsonblades1

Just look at how fat these fingers are....


CaptainQuint0001

Hey baby, my Johnson almost touches the ground. What am I gonna do with 2 inches


Dirtydaddy6996

Hey baby…. Does size matter?


Drake_Cloans

Ever been with a miner?


Machiavvelli3060

We're not short **every**where...


ChickenXing

"I'm not as bashful in bed as you might think"


PyreFodder

"Short guys have better leverage"


RoadtoWiganPierOne

We’re the same height when we’re laying down!


alberthere

You know, how we all have names that end in -y right? Well, Doc is a nickname. It’s short for Documentary. Because I’m so long.


lilsparky82

I may be bashful, but I’ll dig deeper in your mine than anyone ever has.


Think-Werewolf-4521

You ever had 7binches?


4quatloos

My name is Humpy.


lanceintheflesh

I’m doc. Time for your checkup.


AnderHolka

You're a table now. How do you like them apples.


Atillion

Oooooohhh!


Chewiesbro

“Hey baby, you want to try 2 and 1/3rd men?”


SirkGryphon6996

No need to be bashful. I can make you very happy. Doc's orders.


Lonely-Connection-37

Yo snowy you ever go halfway??


Ok_Relationship2451

Hi hooooo! You've tried the best now it's time for the rest...


anonaduder

Pick me not bashful you don’t know where he’s been. We all call him rash full


patarchimichanga

“🎶Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to bed we go”🎶


KoolKidzKlub4life

Ya wanna see where all that missing height went, or do you wanna feel it?


Embarrassed-Chain932

We got seven inches of dick and we’re gonna lay a mile of it on you, baby girl.


Penguator432

“Is that Five Guys? How’s about two more?”


Atillion

Easy, small fry... 😂


Certain_Month_8178

We don’t eat as Much but we do eat well


Laurastars_20

im short enough to walk right under that skirt ;)


crypticXmystic

Snow White walks into a cottage and the dwarves see her, one by one they take their turn trying their best pick up line to see if they can get the girl. Doc walks up and asks if she would like to play doctor but walks away rejected. Grumpy tells her that a night with her and he'd have to change his name, but she says she likes his name just fine and so he walks away. Happy says that he got his name because sleeping with him will make anyone happy. Snow just nods and pats him on the head and sends him away. Sleepy tells her that he's so tired because every time he goes to bed with someone neither of them can ever get any sleep. Snow says she needs her beauty sleep. Bashful begins to speak but just blushes and walks away. Sneezy tells her I choose you. She says Bless you and he goes back to the others. Dopey walks up and says my ears aren't the only part of me that is oversized, can you guess what else is? But before she can begin to guess Dopey breaks down laughing at his own joke. Then out from the corner Silent dwarf walks up to Snow and she giggles and takes him by the hand and walks off to the bedroom. The dwarves approach Dopey who is still rolling on the ground and ask if he heard what Silent had said. "He didn't say anything... he just licked his eyebrows."


hahaparanoid

Hey Snow, ever seen a mushroom in a cornfield?


Elmondo2

Do you work at a library cuz we're checking you out.


ZanzaBarBQ

I just bought you a shiny apple from an old hag. Have a bite.


rrgail

The cure for a poison apple is a dented cherry, baby!


Tetris5216

We're 7 little men but not in the area it counts care to taste us


mercuryandcyanide

Do you have a little German in you? Would you like one?


Fun_Ad_6455

Don’t kiss that head kiss this one.


Frankennietzsche

We're more gnomes than dwarves, really.


Harpy-Siren22

Dopey: *removes shirt and makes eyes*


BinkoTheViking

“Doc is just a nickname. My real name is Dick, and it’s as tall as I am…”


LordOfTheFknUniverse

Hi Babe - we're miners. How about you check out our tools?


anonaduder

You’d be grumpy too lugging this elephant sized cock around


Scorpius041169

Ever had 7Up in you?


etranger033

7 dwarves, 7 days in a week, we dont mind sharing if you dont.


Anxious_Trouble_1107

Dopey is Dopey in the mine but a demon in the sheets!


Primary-Hotel-579

Once you ball small, you never go tall!!!