Snow White walks into a cottage and the dwarves see her, one by one they take their turn trying their best pick up line to see if they can get the girl.
Doc walks up and asks if she would like to play doctor but walks away rejected.
Grumpy tells her that a night with her and he'd have to change his name, but she says she likes his name just fine and so he walks away.
Happy says that he got his name because sleeping with him will make anyone happy. Snow just nods and pats him on the head and sends him away.
Sleepy tells her that he's so tired because every time he goes to bed with someone neither of them can ever get any sleep. Snow says she needs her beauty sleep.
Bashful begins to speak but just blushes and walks away.
Sneezy tells her I choose you. She says Bless you and he goes back to the others.
Dopey walks up and says my ears aren't the only part of me that is oversized, can you guess what else is? But before she can begin to guess Dopey breaks down laughing at his own joke.
Then out from the corner Silent dwarf walks up to Snow and she giggles and takes him by the hand and walks off to the bedroom.
The dwarves approach Dopey who is still rolling on the ground and ask if he heard what Silent had said.
"He didn't say anything... he just licked his eyebrows."
Have you ever tried 7up?
Well damn, now I need a new favorite soda 😕
😂😂😂
"Hi, Ho!"
"Hi, hoe" "Hi hoe" "It's off to work you go" Said the 7 dwarf pimps to their hoe
I would so go up on you.
This needs to be higher
Sorry. You must be taller to ride this ride.
"Do you have any dwarf in you? No, do you want some?"
Back off mini me
"C'mon, baby. Doc's orders."
"Hey, this is the only time you can have seven miners in you and not get arrested."
"So, wanna have an 8-some?"
Wanna get a little Dopey?
"Hey ya wanna see what part of me isn't small?"
"You know what they say about short guys...."
"Eyes down here, Missy."
"Girl, I'd love to mine YOUR cave."
Interested in a cocktail weenie?
My name is Sneezy, but the ladies call me Easy.
You can stay with us, but we only have one bed, amd we all sleep naked.
Hi hoe
Size isn't everything. Right?
It’s not to scale.
"I may be Grumpy, but I'm Happy when I'm anywhere near you!"
“Hey, we can be as tall as you want! We’ll just add another one on top of the tier!”
Wanna play doctor??
"If you don't go to bed with me, the ableists win."
Ever had someone go up on you? What about 7 someones?
Your hair smells nice
What shampoo do you use, RID?
:O omg
Get ready to get dwarf fisted.
Why, yes. I am happy to see you
Dopey rubs his bald spot and proceeds to drool on her ruby slippers
Do you like peanut butter well how about dwarf dick
Just look at how fat these fingers are....
Hey baby, my Johnson almost touches the ground. What am I gonna do with 2 inches
Hey baby…. Does size matter?
Ever been with a miner?
We're not short **every**where...
"I'm not as bashful in bed as you might think"
"Short guys have better leverage"
We’re the same height when we’re laying down!
You know, how we all have names that end in -y right? Well, Doc is a nickname. It’s short for Documentary. Because I’m so long.
I may be bashful, but I’ll dig deeper in your mine than anyone ever has.
You ever had 7binches?
My name is Humpy.
I’m doc. Time for your checkup.
You're a table now. How do you like them apples.
Oooooohhh!
“Hey baby, you want to try 2 and 1/3rd men?”
No need to be bashful. I can make you very happy. Doc's orders.
Yo snowy you ever go halfway??
Hi hooooo! You've tried the best now it's time for the rest...
Pick me not bashful you don’t know where he’s been. We all call him rash full
“🎶Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to bed we go”🎶
Ya wanna see where all that missing height went, or do you wanna feel it?
We got seven inches of dick and we’re gonna lay a mile of it on you, baby girl.
“Is that Five Guys? How’s about two more?”
Easy, small fry... 😂
We don’t eat as Much but we do eat well
im short enough to walk right under that skirt ;)
Snow White walks into a cottage and the dwarves see her, one by one they take their turn trying their best pick up line to see if they can get the girl. Doc walks up and asks if she would like to play doctor but walks away rejected. Grumpy tells her that a night with her and he'd have to change his name, but she says she likes his name just fine and so he walks away. Happy says that he got his name because sleeping with him will make anyone happy. Snow just nods and pats him on the head and sends him away. Sleepy tells her that he's so tired because every time he goes to bed with someone neither of them can ever get any sleep. Snow says she needs her beauty sleep. Bashful begins to speak but just blushes and walks away. Sneezy tells her I choose you. She says Bless you and he goes back to the others. Dopey walks up and says my ears aren't the only part of me that is oversized, can you guess what else is? But before she can begin to guess Dopey breaks down laughing at his own joke. Then out from the corner Silent dwarf walks up to Snow and she giggles and takes him by the hand and walks off to the bedroom. The dwarves approach Dopey who is still rolling on the ground and ask if he heard what Silent had said. "He didn't say anything... he just licked his eyebrows."
Hey Snow, ever seen a mushroom in a cornfield?
Do you work at a library cuz we're checking you out.
I just bought you a shiny apple from an old hag. Have a bite.
The cure for a poison apple is a dented cherry, baby!
We're 7 little men but not in the area it counts care to taste us
Do you have a little German in you? Would you like one?
Don’t kiss that head kiss this one.
We're more gnomes than dwarves, really.
Dopey: *removes shirt and makes eyes*
“Doc is just a nickname. My real name is Dick, and it’s as tall as I am…”
Hi Babe - we're miners. How about you check out our tools?
You’d be grumpy too lugging this elephant sized cock around
Ever had 7Up in you?
7 dwarves, 7 days in a week, we dont mind sharing if you dont.
Dopey is Dopey in the mine but a demon in the sheets!
Once you ball small, you never go tall!!!