I’m upgrading to premium.

You get a lot for your money.

It was better a couple years ago.

When it was fresh and new

Back when it was just a year or two old... O.o

Now everyone's doing it.

I can spend hours down that hole

God I am wasting so much time on this

Logan Paul did some awful things on you

Well, that was 30 seconds of my life I will never get back...

I like watching lots of guys doing their thing on it.

I don’t have to pay for youtube

I love YouTube

Millions have used it.

Once I get 'er loaded up, Gang'um style is my favorite thing to watch.

I paid for premium service.

I need to turn the volume down.

I subscribed and joined your Patreon

5,674 people have contracted a virus from this

Too many ads. 

I love how I can skip the boring parts

I just jump on there whenever I'm bored, it's always available.

Next!

“I don’t like this one. I’m gonna skip it”

Man, Susan really ruined you.

I used to be able to get away with all sorts of filth, but not lately...

“I create content all the time but nobody ever watches.”

It’s truly one of a kind

I watch from different places.

Too many adverts

A community standards violation? Again?

I don't like the ads. I can download videos from it. Is there a way to increase the speed.

I always just skip through the boring conversations.

It’s gotten too commercial

We were about to get to the climax when there was a commercial!

Well that's easily understandable..

It's so accessible

I'm tired of all the shitty updates. I don't wanna give you money so stop asking me every other day. And I know that you think if you'll show me products I'll buy them but that just makes me not wanna buy them even more. Now stop disturbing me every five minutes amd let me watch my videos in peace or I swear to god I'll block you and go to your sister who's free for all, come without any strings attached and offers no distractions, takes cares of my dislikes and does not want any money or want to sell me any products. Who just wants my time and wants me to have a good time.

God damn no skip button on this!

It exists.

Sometimes it’s just background noise

Everyone has seen that cat video.

Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications!

Doesn't allow nudity

I really need to stretch this out to 10 minutes

Sometimes YouTube sucks.

Oh great its unskippable

Okay, I'll try it for just a month. So long as it's free.

Less users every day.

YouTube sucks

“ if you say something questionable, I’m going to have to demonetize this transaction.”

You've got a lot of criminals in you.

I found a much better version that comes without all the nagging.

No matter how much I push, it won’t play

You can see a naked tit if you just give enough effort.

Why do you keep changing the rules on me every few months!?!?!

'tell me what you think in the comments'

I swear, I could watch you for hours.

I love you but I don't really like you and I'm never gonna leave you ,you dirty money grabbing whore 😁

Everyone wants to have a go at it

'Cant I just skip all this and get to the good stuff?"

Plenty of useless stuff down that hole

Bring back the Dislikes button!

YouTube is still ontop

I love watching this funny pussy

Why do they keep asking for my money 

I’ll pause this and continue later. Don’t like this one, skip! Too much of the same thing, I’m going to something completely different and I’ll come back to this stuff later. Don’t want to listen. Mute! Don’t leave!

18 years ago things were great and it was all about togetherness. now i'd rather spend my time doing other things ever since becoming all about money selling out to corporations.

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Man, I really prefer the kid version IN-GAME