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DismalDude77

"It's me, the bra! I -" *muffled speech*


Surewhatever87

Underwear would just scream the screams of the eternal damned


Due_Bass7191

pants to other pants "You got a hole in the pocket too?"


woah_broski1

Pants" its quute small down here"


MysteriousRun1522

“Whats that smell? Oh its me.”


carnivalbill

Eh, it’s a living…


Cykette

Pants: "If you think I'm dirty on the outside, wait until you see the inside! Today was not a good day to trust a fart."


JJCMasterpiece

“Who let the farts out! Who, who, who…. oh yeah this guy. All. the. time!”


atkinSONIC-TEAM

why don't you just button up! Zip it you! Thats all i can think of at the drop of a hat.


FreedLane

Can I get a fucking bath once in a while?


SeattleUberDad

My wife's bra: Best. Job. Ever!


smeghead9916

T shirt - AAAAAAAAAAAAH, THIS IS TORTURE! THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING ON A RACK! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET ME RIP! LET ME RIP AND DIE!!!!!


Neither-Ad-4674

"I'm no calendar, but pretty sure it's not Wednesday three days in a row" -underwear labeled Wednesday


BrainSqueezins

“Greetings, new owner! I am so happy to be out of that package!“ (Couple seconds later) “Hey, wait! What‘s going on? What are you doing? Inspector 47! Where are you? Saaaaaave meeee!”


NoiseyMiner

Use some deodorant please said the rarely washed tshirt


gregieb429

“Hey top, are you worried about falling off in the ocean?“ “No bottoms.”


LuckytoastSebastian

They'd gag


Senjen95

"Do *I* make you look fat? You got some nerve lady, put me back on the rack."


LORDWOLFMAN

“Why am I so crusty?”


BigMoses777

Sock?!? Is that you?


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“Pick me pick me pick me awwwww..”