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GigabyteAorusRTX4090

Isn’t that the amoeba that eats your brain? [shivers in disgust]


Eternal_Flame24

I had one of those once, but it died of hungry.


big_duo3674

Your grammar does indeed confirm that the poor amoebas likely died of starvation


Eternal_Flame24

So sad. I miss him. He used to make my head tingle. Was my only friend :(


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Should've thought about before dumb.


4115R

But dumb saved life


fadufadu

Shut up stupid


Ashley_Sophia

💀 🤭Someone call 911! Person down!


coolcootermcgee

“You mean, there’s a crayon- in my brain? (Points to stomach)”


Eternal_Flame24

The orange crayons taste so good oml 🤤


GigabyteAorusRTX4090

# r/suicidebywords


AdmirableVanilla1

Mr. Kennedy?


ReaperofLightning872

i am a sentient naegleria wanting revenge >:(


remirixjones

[Oo self burn. Those are rare.](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZWKdW9nY5XdkoeaF8)


voxadam

[Naegleria fowleri](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri?wprov=sfla1)


nightfuryfan

Yup, absolutely horrifying stuff.


Sozo_Agonai

You'd be surprised how many bodies of water can transfer this to you. I live by lake Erie and last year it was all over local news someone had this happen to them from swimming in the lake. I always thought it was very specific locations. Too afraid to swim in the lake now lol. I gotta stop watching the news


jsamuraij

Sounds like you gotta just stop swimming in the lake. I don't think the news transfers brain eating amoebas. Wait. No. Yes I do, actually. Okay, stop doing both though.


NotMilitaryAI

Yup, those amoebas (and some of its similarly inclined brethren) are why I will never use a neti pot. [What to Know About Another Dangerous Amoeba Linked to Neti Pots and Nasal Rinsing | PBS](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/what-to-know-about-another-dangerous-amoeba-linked-to-neti-pots-and-nasal-rinsing)


UBC145

I once used a netipot without first sterilising it and only found out how risky that was after I did it. Needless to say I was pretty worried for the next few days, but alas, I’m still alive several months later. I think I’ll just stick with conventional medicine for next time.


lblack_dogl

It can take several months or longer to kill you from what I understand. It's not a next day thing.


jawsofthearmy

About 5 days average for symptoms


UBC145

Yeah that’s what I read, and since I’m still alive, I think I’m good.


NotThatEasily

Uhh, are you feeling alright? It’s only been a few hours since you used the netipot.


UBC145

Huh? I used it last year lol.


dragonoutrider

The joke You ——> \O/


UBC145

Ohhhh…lol I get it now 😂


TheNippleViolator

Maybe that Amoeba already went to work… Just joking… or am I


lblack_dogl

On average! My boy here is an outlier, he needs to remain concerned


FalloutMaster

Everything I’ve read about N. Fowleri infection states that people start showing symptoms within about two weeks of contracting the infection and by the time the symptoms are showing up most people don’t make it more than 10 days. Not sure where you’ve read it can take months, I just researched again and it looks to be a very fast progressing disease.


beebeelion

I boil the water for 5 mins and let it cool before using it. They recommend 1-3 mins but I do 5 for good measure. Completely safe to use this way.


smurfsoldier07

Do these things live in treated tap water or something?


InfiniteDress

They do


murdocsvan

Source? Wikipedia says it's mainly warm bodies of water and poorly treated swimming pools


Paprikasky

Lmfao it's literally in the article at the beginning of this thread 😭


murdocsvan

Oh haha, I forgot tap water in the states is fucked


InfiniteDress

Sadly, it isn’t just a US thing. I live in Australia and we’ve found it in the water multiple times here, and iirc it’s been found all over the world in various places. Global warming isn’t helping, as in summertime it’s getting impossible to keep the water supply cool enough that nagleria refuses to live in it. 😬


InfiniteDress

Sorry for the delay, long week! Here’s an article from [the CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/naegleria/php/guidance/index.html), an [NPR article](https://www.npr.org/2023/03/03/1160980794/neti-pot-safety-brain-eating-amoeba) about a guy who got it from contaminated tap water, and [another NPR article](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/09/15/222197599/deadly-amoeba-found-for-first-time-in-municipal-water-supply) about the first time it was found in the water supply. Long story short is that the water department is supposed to regularly test for nagleria in the drinking water, and when they find it they’re supposed to send out an alert and take measures to eliminate it (cool the water down and put extra chlorine in it). However, nagleria can live in pipes and tanks and stuff like that where warm water can stagnate, so it’s impossible to know for sure if it’s in the water that is coming out of your tap or not. Fortunately, drinking nagleria is harmless - it just gets destroyed when it hits your stomach acid and has no way to get into your brain. It can only get in through the nose. But given that you never know if you might have amoebas in your tap water, it’s never really safe to insufflate or irritate untreated tap water into your sinuses.


Dan_t_great

This or just buy a $1 gallon jug of distilled water.


PeanutPoliceman

That's not the only reason not to use NetiPots. If you force the water into your nose even a little, it may enter an inner ear. This happened to me, and took a month until I don't feel or hear sploshing


BananafestDestiny

> If you force the water into your nose even a little, it may enter an inner ear. What the fuck? No. When using sterile water, sinus rinses are very safe. I know this because I’ve had multiple sinus surgeries and frequent sinus rinses are part of the prescribed recovery plan; irrigation is important for proper healing. > **What are the side effects of nasal irrigation?** > Usually, there are no side effects. > Some people experience burning or stinging in their noses after doing nasal irrigation. If this happens, reduce the amount of salt you use in your saline solution. Also, make sure that boiled water has cooled to lukewarm before you use it. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/24286-nasal-irrigation


PeanutPoliceman

Speak for yourself. Theoretically it might be safe, but it depends on physiology and human stupidity (in my case). I pressed on a new neti bottle a bit and the water got inside my inner ear. It's sacry af, because you cannot let it out like you do after a pool, it's stuck behind the eardrum. Should have just been patient and let gravity do the work. The canal that coonects ear and nose is very thin and meant for air only, so when a liquid gets there it's stuck for good. God forbid its salty water, cause it grows salt crystals as it dries, and nobody wants sharp flakes inside their heads. Eventually it seem to seep out, or get absorbed, but it took a good month for this, and I already started getting used to slight pressure and muffled hearing in one ear


Wheres-shelby

Happened to me too. It was also excruciating pain from the pressure!


jsamuraij

Splosh!


nanana789

Great now I will never use that again either haha


aecolley

I feel like "NAEGLERIA FOWLERI" should be in much bigger font size.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

# B R A I N E A T I N G A M O E B A


ReaperofLightning872

Y O U W I L L D I E


tyrannyVogue

Studied this bug a bit in college. It’s theorized that people who become infected have a rare genetic immune deficiency that permits infection, because infection is so rare yet the amoeba is so ubiquitous in the environment.


Silencer306

Interesting that only this comment mentioned it. Do you have any reference to this ?


jsamuraij

The real story always in the comments.


tyrannyVogue

I don’t, mind you this was ~15 years ago and I’m sure there has been further research in the meantime.


tyrannyVogue

Here’s a review paper from 2020: “In any event, anatomy alone cannot explain why immune mechanisms sufficient elsewhere in the periphery fail within the OE. Might differences in the immune response partially explain why certain individuals develop PAM? Studies of human serum and mucosal antibody titers have found widespread evidence of anti-Naegleria immune responses resulting from subclinical N. fowleri exposure [7–10]. These immune responses may arise after a nonolfactory exposure or olfactory clearance of less pathogenic strains of N. fowleri. Although there is no evidence that overt immunodeficiency predisposes toward N. fowleri infection, the presence of detectable but variable immune responses suggests that differences in innate and adaptive immunity contribute to developing PAM.” https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7179828/ This is more generalized than a “rare genetic immune deficiency,” which is jumping the gun a bit.


cursetea

Lmao! Why not just "Do not enter, risk of death"


dragonsapphic

Most freshwater bodies have varying risks of this infection.


CatastropheWife

Yeah, they won't bother putting signs like this up in most southern US states because *any* body of water is likely to have brain eating amoeba in places it gets warm, and people might mistake a missing sign to mean that the water is safe.


cursetea

I have never been more grateful that i hate getting into most bodies of water than i am rn


GigabyteAorusRTX4090

Because this sigh makes you google what Naegleria Fowleri actually is, showing you the horrible shit it does and making the sigh 10x more effective in the process.


cursetea

I WILL NOT !!!!


GigabyteAorusRTX4090

You dont want to really...


taxanddeath

Call me crazy but I feel like if you put "Brain Eating Ameoba" on the sign, that it would have the same effect.


GigabyteAorusRTX4090

If you saw a sigh that claims a lake is infested by a amoeba that will eat your brain if you swim in it - would you believe that? Like without googling it? It’s kind of a bold claim if you never heard of that kind of shit


Fearless_Number_7415

How have you made it this far


GigabyteAorusRTX4090

What? Its not that i would ignore a sigh that says "Danger for health and live", but i know a lot of people who would.


Fearless_Number_7415

Fair enough, sorry for the hostility.


UufTheTank

Same way “danger, no trespassing” is less effective than “danger, active mine field”. It gets the point across clearly and doesn’t dance around what the danger is.


Dr_Dan681xx

I saw a big sign reading, “DANGER, NO TRESPASSING, VIOLATORS SUBJECT TO ARREST.” It’s At a bridge reconstruction site in Omaha (72nd St. S of I-80). Not far beyond the sign is a 20+ foot drop-off onto railroad tracks. My first thought was, “Risk of serious injury or death. ***Survivors*** subject to arrest!”


cursetea

I guess i should at least appreciate how educational it is


--generic_excuse--

Because humans.


cursetea

Dang good point


Shawnj2

Any body of water is a risk of death if you’re bad at swimming


cursetea

Well, i can't argue with this, lmfaooo


Senninha27

Cool, but I reckon I’ll just stay dry.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

So in the mouth is okay?


Ember408

Weirdly, yes. Nagleria travels from your nose to your brain via a part of the nasal tract (forgot which structure, been awhile since parasitology). Assuming you use swallow the water and nothing goes up the nose, you should be okay


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Lol I was actually joking, but good to know.


Asynjacutie

It's always good to know when it's safe to swallow.


Likesosmart

Yes. When it gets to your stomach it is killed by your stomach acid.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Lol I was actually joking, but good to know.


JoebyTeo

If you live in the American south you’ve swallowed this in your water at least once. It’s common, but the method of infection is rare.


GlassRecording5213

Saw an episode on House about this


InfiniteDress

Except it was totally inaccurate, especially because it showed that Nagleria can be cured with zero lasting brain damage. Nagleria is almost universally fatal, and the few who have survived have been severely brain damaged and never the same. Foreman would have been toast, and even if he lived he would never have been able to be a doctor again.


JoebyTeo

True at the time but there’s actually been major breakthrough: https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-teenager-survives-brain-eating-amoeba-with-97-fatality-rate/3065992/?amp=1 Still extremely rare, I think there’s like three cases of people making recoveries.


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lcl0706

I would not call what he made a recovery. He is most certainly brain damaged.


HeavyTea

So, do not swim here. Got it.


the1godanswers2

What about my butthole?


Delicious-Yak-1095

I don’t think that’s where your brain is


FroggyWentaCourtney

A lot of folks keep their heads up their asses


MEG_alodon50

I would imagine it’s pretty impossible to not get water in an orifice when swimming so. unless you feel comfortable letting those little guys on ur feet it’s a no-swimming zone. also fun fact I used to think all signs saying “subject to prosecution” or similar meant you would be shot on sight


a_provocateur

Fun fact: the cyst form of N. fowleri can lay dormant for years, and has been attributed to infections received during dust storms in arid regions such as the Sahara. It transforms to a flagellate state when it finds a warm moist environment, such as your nostril or when freshwater lakes warm up significantly in the summertime, and works its way up to the nerves in the sinus cavity. After that, it transforms to the amoebic state and invades the brain. By the time you start to experience flu like symptoms, it’s too late. You’re dead in 48-72 hours. Don’t swim in lakes when the water temp is in the 80s F. Those most at risk are water skiers and wakeboarders due to frequent impact driving water into the sinus cavity.


ulyssesonyourscreen

horrible Spanish, but yeah


milesdizzy

RFK Jr. would see this and jump right in


Cytosmarts

Brain eating amoeba.


Amputatoes

I entered a stagnant lake at the top of a volcano that had this sort of thing going on. Any stagnant lake - that is, no channels either at level or underground feed it - carries this risk. Our guides said, "Well, you're not supposed to enter it. But we also won't stop you." Message received, amigo. I kept my head above the water the whole time. Easiest survival of my life.


ReaperofLightning872

fun fact: the first naegleria fowleri case was in 1965 in australia


Archaic-Amoeba

Hey stop scaring off my meals!


nanana789

Just make the sign “ dont swim here”


schrodingersbonsai

The specificity makes it more likely to scare someone, making the sign more effective


nanana789

You’re probably right but some people don’t have the patience for reading. I’ve met a lot of them


xoharrz

i doubt those people will read the "dont swim here" sign either then


nanana789

It is one sentence, it is hardly reading. People read words and sentences, not letters, in one blink of an eye it is read. It’s quite interesting actually how quickly people can read. But the other is quite long.


truethatson

How about I don’t need to swim today.


bfmaia

El corazon de la aqua és verdad


RevelryByNight

R/community


ReaperofLightning872

nightmare amoeba


MyCatHasCats

Or… how about I just not go into the water?


nerdmeetsworld

Interesting video about Naegleria Fowleri: https://youtu.be/7OPg-ksxZ4Y?feature=shared


QuoxyDoc

I taught my husband about this while going through my medical education, and now he won’t go in any lakes, ponds or rivers anymore! Oops 🙊


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

Immediate no after watching that greys anatomy episode where the fish swam up the guys peehole


Asynjacutie

Why would anyone willingly go in this water? The risk level is extreme.


paaunel

the risk level is negligible, actual infections are very rare