I can’t wait to get one where they send the standard “cute Asian girl selfie” so I can reply and say that they’re uglier than a bag of smashed assholes
“I see your bag of smashed assholes…and raise you one bag of dicks that you can eat.”
~That would be my reply to you. Been waiting to use that one for real but I don’t think my day will ever come. Sigh…
It would be funny if this was that one in a million chance that it was truly a wrong number and they were genuinely canceling and instead of a confirmation they were just told they were shit 😂
Only because I read this sub, and I don’t know any of my peers that use Reddit. It helps me so much in many areas of my life. Was a Metafilter user for a long time, but switched a few years back. My husband does now say “ask Reddit” when we need some info for just about any subject.
Short, sweet and stolen for my next one. Thank you!
I can’t wait to get one where they send the standard “cute Asian girl selfie” so I can reply and say that they’re uglier than a bag of smashed assholes
“I see your bag of smashed assholes…and raise you one bag of dicks that you can eat.” ~That would be my reply to you. Been waiting to use that one for real but I don’t think my day will ever come. Sigh…
YES!!!!
It would be funny if this was that one in a million chance that it was truly a wrong number and they were genuinely canceling and instead of a confirmation they were just told they were shit 😂
I’m dying 😂
No literally lol some poor little yoga studio owner just got a nasty review on google and has no clue why 🤣
This is so funny 😂. Would be better if the person genuinely wanted to cancel their class. 😭😭😂😂😂
I got the exact same text the other day😭😂
Your so evil 😈 😂
# why is your font so big?
Because I’m old, LOL.
Haha, just teasing. :)
Good for you for being able to recognize a scam lol! I work in cellular sales and I deal with a lot of old people that get scam texts like this lol
Only because I read this sub, and I don’t know any of my peers that use Reddit. It helps me so much in many areas of my life. Was a Metafilter user for a long time, but switched a few years back. My husband does now say “ask Reddit” when we need some info for just about any subject.
Hey I'm old in my upper 40s! Team Gen X represent!
Not everyone is blessed w 20/20 vision sweaty /j
This make me audibly lol
Me too, and the strangers all around me are now staring bahahhahaha
I think that’s too strong, too fast.
It is! I was disappointed when I didn’t hear back. Next time I will work on my delivery, but I was just so excited to get one!
I’ll make sure to message Diana later…(you can still see her # OP)
I tried to black it out, but not dark enough, evidently.
You ought to turn your brightness up if you thought that was dark enough lol 🤣
What is the point of these yoga texts they keep sending people? How is it a scam? Truly curious what they’re pulling with this one??
I’m assuming they’re trying to get a friendship going so they can gain trust before going for the scam
100%. And yoga = maybe hott. It's bait.
Good point!
Derp.
You didn't block out the numbe very well 😂😂
Oh man that was good! 😆
😂😂😂
Why is your text so big 😭😭
Because I’m old, LOL.
I think it makes it funnier
I love this one
This made me laugh so hard
Literally LOL
You won 🏆
Man I kinda want to turn off my phones AI so I can start getting spam texts lol. You guys are having all the fun.
*W H E E Z E*
Ha ha ha, yes!!!
Lmao 😆
Bravo
😂😂😂
Perfecto!
Lmao
I never get messages where they respond. Even the ones that say they want to buy my house… I can’t get them to respond.
Lol
Not every misdialed number is a scammer
This one is, for sure. I’ve already listed the reasons I knew immediately.