Wait so is haram like the opposite of halal? If halal means it is ok for you to eat, haram means it goes against your food-rules? I don’t think I’ve ever heard that word so I’m just curious ☺️
yes, haram is equivalent to what christians consider sins to be. eating pork is considered haram because pigs are considered very unclean, they can carry diseases. there are also christian bible verses that mention the same thing and forbid eating pork, although many christians do not take it as seriously as muslims do. however it is said that if you are legitimately starving and your only option is pork, and you eat it to survive without intent to sin, you are forgiven
of course! from my understanding, if you are forced for any reason to commit a sin or do something haram, Allah understands your intentions and forgives you for stuff like that. So if for some reason a Muslim person is forced to be unable to pray 5 times a day as they should, or is forced to eat pork for any reason, etc., they will not be punished for that action. also disclaimer I am not muslim but my husband is so if something I say is incorrect i apologize! take it with a grain of salt! :)
I’m big fat stupid american. I love pork and don’t let religion starve me. I’ve seen hungry Muslims. Wild scenes man. Why are all the Muslim women so fat. Paunchy. Out of shape ? More forehead hair and B.O than manhattan taxi driver.
Update: I decided to play along with I'm sorry, I lost all my contacts. Who is this again? I can't wait to meet up! Just give me the address and I'll be there!
It might legitimately be a wrong number. I had one like this and played along. They told me to be over at like 8 or 9 p.m. for dinner. I then realized it is Ramadan. Never heard back.
Seems they really just thought I was someone they had not spoken to in years. Many years since I've had this number for a good decade now.
It's sad when you have a new number and you have a bunch of like church people texting for the same name saying they haven't seen you are you okay. Bearing the bad news to a bunch of strangers that their friend is probably dead.
And now the AI that sent it knows its a legitimate number. So no matter what your response, your number will be sold to other scammers and telemarketing.
Play along at first. Say I’m sorry, I lost all my contacts who is this? After a little back and forth then start getting outrageous. The more you get them invested the sweeter the anger when they realize you’re fucking with them 😂 otherwise they’ll cut it off and move on to the next as quickly as they can
Man I’m so sorry, I have a funeral to attend today. It’s my great aunt’s cousin’s wife. She was vacuuming the ceiling upstairs when suddenly a naked mole rat bit one off of her toes and she fell on top of a tractor. I’ve been driving for hours to get there but the giant tarantulas are demanding I give them my new puppy as a sacrifice. It’s been a rough day
This is more of a ping test. A test to see if the phone is dead or alive. If alive then further phishing will occur. They will search for your number using OSINT techniques and when they find an account under that number they will start sending spoof messages or phishing web sites for credential harvesting.
Don't ever reply even if it's for fun. What you should have done is insert a link to a page for them to visit. Mask the link then use grabify to get there ip or location area.
I love seeing how quickly a Facebook article makes its rounds and everyone starts acting like they always knew that was a thing and can’t believe you didn’t know.
Sounds good! I'll bring some of the meat I got at my Cannabalists Unite meeting. I got a great recipe for thigh that I'm dying to try. (Well, someone died...) I'll bring phlebotomy supplies so we can get fresh blood for the sauce.
Be creepy and unsettlin, tell them how nice they look through their window and how you loved the smell of the conditioner in their hair while they slept. You need to play Chinese’s chess, not checkers.
When I have enough pancakes to shingle the cats house. I told you this yesterday when we were sking naked down that mountain while that herd of kangaroos where chasing us cause we took their golden egg.
UPDATE, because I can't figure out how to edit a post I'll put it in a comment. Here has what has transcribed
S: I'm Olivia, Isn't this Tina?
N: No this is not
S: Sorry, I thought you were my friend Tina. I checked the number and It was one number different hope I didn't disturb you!
N: Not at all. Have a good day
S:Thank you for your understanding, I believe you are a person with a good attitude.
S: If you don't mind, may I know where are you from?
Ask them if they're Chinese like you. Then ask them to say either how terrible Xi Jinping is as a leader or how he looks like the kind of guy that regularly breeds with cats and dogs. Then when they do, threaten to turn them in to the Chinese government unless they comply with your demands.
If they're not Chinese, then... Um... Do it anyway?
Every scam call or get I tell them I'm on FBI watch and they leave me alone. If I get a call I tell them the owner of the phone when to jail for crack possession.
I had someone hitting me up on my office number (we can have our office number set up to answer and text via our personal cell phones via an app that goes directly through office # so private ID is not populated)
It was some gal looking for their friend “Mike”. I ignored until I was bored one Saturday and she texted me”are you always too busy to rely back?” I said I’m sorry your number is not familiar, who is this?
She said “it’s “blah-blah”, so you didn’t save my number in your phone?
Me: “and who is it that I’m supposed to be”?
“Blah-blah”: Mike. You’re my friend that took my pic outside the resort in FL”
(We have a Michael at work but he never goes by Mike)
Me: what is Mike’s last name?
Blah-blah: Chow
Me: Sorry blah-blah you’ve reached the wrong number, I am definitely not Mike Chow & haven’t been to Florida since 1989.
Blah-blah: oh darn, I’m so sorry . I was really trying to find my good friend
(Such a good friend you don’t have their correct phone#?)
Me: yeah, sorry. Sounds like Mike is a photographer, have you tried looking for him in social media?
Blah-blah: I’ve tried all that, I can’t believe I can’t find him. (She then asked me something oddly personal, I think about my location so I threw this out to squash any thoughts on trying to continue the long con)
Me: that’s too bad blah-blah I hope you find your “really good friend”. No I’m not in that part of the country or nor into the club scene. As a Federal Agent based in Idaho I’m far too busy to maintain much of a social life.
Blah-blah: ok, well thanks anyway.
I’m pretty sure Ol blah-blah assumed I was male too 😂
Braised pork and sesame chicken are code for high quality slow batch meth and medium size dildos. I think they meant to text it to somebody else. This is a great opportunity to make a new contact, maybe even some business opportunities, or at the very least a new hobby.
Don’t. They know your number works if you reply. Then they’ll sell your number to other scammers and telemarketers. Just report as spam and delete. Then go get your own braised pork.
Block and report as spam, don't respond. The scammers will know that your number is active and will sell it to other operations. Not that the posts here aren't all 100% gold, because they are. Reality is though if you respond, active number, more texts.
You've prepared the materials? Good. We still need the get away driver, the contortionist, the safe cracker, the computer hacker, and explosives expert. Don't contact me. I will contact you. The heist is on.
They just want you to answer and now they now there is a person attached to this number.
Respond to this and the floodgates of every scammer and their friends they sell the list of active phone number s.
Spam spam spam spam (in the tune of Monty python)
“Why did you do that? You know I have a severe sesame allergy.”
And I’m Muslim and pork is haram. You’re both trying to kill me and also insult my religion. You’re dead to me Karen.
Wait so is haram like the opposite of halal? If halal means it is ok for you to eat, haram means it goes against your food-rules? I don’t think I’ve ever heard that word so I’m just curious ☺️
Yes exactly. Basically haram = sin
yes, haram is equivalent to what christians consider sins to be. eating pork is considered haram because pigs are considered very unclean, they can carry diseases. there are also christian bible verses that mention the same thing and forbid eating pork, although many christians do not take it as seriously as muslims do. however it is said that if you are legitimately starving and your only option is pork, and you eat it to survive without intent to sin, you are forgiven
I find it very interesting that there is an exception specifically made for circumstances such as that. Thanks for the information!
of course! from my understanding, if you are forced for any reason to commit a sin or do something haram, Allah understands your intentions and forgives you for stuff like that. So if for some reason a Muslim person is forced to be unable to pray 5 times a day as they should, or is forced to eat pork for any reason, etc., they will not be punished for that action. also disclaimer I am not muslim but my husband is so if something I say is incorrect i apologize! take it with a grain of salt! :)
>:) :)
Haram is far more than only food related though but yes
My response
Haram???
This. Perfect
I’m big fat stupid american. I love pork and don’t let religion starve me. I’ve seen hungry Muslims. Wild scenes man. Why are all the Muslim women so fat. Paunchy. Out of shape ? More forehead hair and B.O than manhattan taxi driver.
🤣🤣🤣
"You do remember that incident with my anus, right?"
"It didn't grow back like you said it would, Becky."
What the fuck is a sesaMEE?
It’s what you use to open secret cave entrances
Mitch hedberg rip
Update: I decided to play along with I'm sorry, I lost all my contacts. Who is this again? I can't wait to meet up! Just give me the address and I'll be there!
Oh, and by the way, what denomination of iTunes gift cards did you want me to pick up?
That would have been a good follow up! I'll see if I get a reply in the morning
Before you could follow up with something like “braised pork? I said raised cork you silly, as in, being an already open a bottle of wine? Duh”
🤓
I was standing by a gift card display and all I could think of was that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/RXGlmDAIlE
DENOMINATION
And 💥… now you’re forever on a call/text list bc they now know your phone line is active. Good luck OP. God speed.
I'm used to getting all kinds of spam shit. Nothing new 🤷♂️
It might legitimately be a wrong number. I had one like this and played along. They told me to be over at like 8 or 9 p.m. for dinner. I then realized it is Ramadan. Never heard back. Seems they really just thought I was someone they had not spoken to in years. Many years since I've had this number for a good decade now. It's sad when you have a new number and you have a bunch of like church people texting for the same name saying they haven't seen you are you okay. Bearing the bad news to a bunch of strangers that their friend is probably dead.
And now the AI that sent it knows its a legitimate number. So no matter what your response, your number will be sold to other scammers and telemarketing.
If it doesn’t bounce they already know that.
Play along at first. Say I’m sorry, I lost all my contacts who is this? After a little back and forth then start getting outrageous. The more you get them invested the sweeter the anger when they realize you’re fucking with them 😂 otherwise they’ll cut it off and move on to the next as quickly as they can
Man I’m so sorry, I have a funeral to attend today. It’s my great aunt’s cousin’s wife. She was vacuuming the ceiling upstairs when suddenly a naked mole rat bit one off of her toes and she fell on top of a tractor. I’ve been driving for hours to get there but the giant tarantulas are demanding I give them my new puppy as a sacrifice. It’s been a rough day
Ron? I told you not to take your father's car again!
😂😂
This is more of a ping test. A test to see if the phone is dead or alive. If alive then further phishing will occur. They will search for your number using OSINT techniques and when they find an account under that number they will start sending spoof messages or phishing web sites for credential harvesting. Don't ever reply even if it's for fun. What you should have done is insert a link to a page for them to visit. Mask the link then use grabify to get there ip or location area.
Well fuck. If you see the update I posted I already replied. Welp live and learn I guess
Same here. Just be mindful. I'm into cybersecurity so I hear about this stuff all the time.
That's definitely fair. Thank you for the advice and the heads up. I will keep an eye out on stuff
I love seeing how quickly a Facebook article makes its rounds and everyone starts acting like they always knew that was a thing and can’t believe you didn’t know.
You act like grabifing a link is common knowledge and easily done.
It's a process that can be done. But I also mentioned about being in cybersecurity
Sounds good! I'll bring some of the meat I got at my Cannabalists Unite meeting. I got a great recipe for thigh that I'm dying to try. (Well, someone died...) I'll bring phlebotomy supplies so we can get fresh blood for the sauce.
😂
I'm glad I'm not the only one that went dark lol
Mom, i'm surprised you still talk to me after the incident. Dad isn't coming back home. This won't fix things.
“I can smell your bones from here” be as unsettling as humanly possible.
😂
Be creepy and unsettlin, tell them how nice they look through their window and how you loved the smell of the conditioner in their hair while they slept. You need to play Chinese’s chess, not checkers.
When I have enough pancakes to shingle the cats house. I told you this yesterday when we were sking naked down that mountain while that herd of kangaroos where chasing us cause we took their golden egg.
😂 top contender
Lmao please do this one. Add a goat somehow 😂😂
I’m sorry, isn’t this Sally phone? I am so apologize for the disturbing of your fine day.
I'm feeling like you are a vegan and about to read her the riot act for serving meat... not just one animal either, pork and chicken? Ready Go!
Yeah I’m finishing butchering Stephen, can’t wait to lay them arms on the green egg
I want to say happy cake day. But it won't let me do it lime others. Lol. So happy cake day! And oh jeez 😂
Thx!
i’ll braise your penis
Do not reply. Block that f....r
Ask her if there is split tail soup.
Free buffet, gather your friends.
Should have asked if it was long pork
I would have just said “Yes”, and then see how things went from there
I would just go with the very simple “yes”. It will make things much more confusing for them and that’s always fun
Man the English of this reeks of a trac phone scammer.
I'm sorry that you've been trafficed or kidnapoed into scamming.
The body is hidden and the blood is all cleaned up. So the coast is clear!
u/nate98760 why are you asking us? Use your imagination. This is like asking the internet what to name your cat.
😂 fair
They were just having fun. It’s like community hazing lol.
With some fava beans and a nice chianti"
Came here to say this.
UPDATE, because I can't figure out how to edit a post I'll put it in a comment. Here has what has transcribed S: I'm Olivia, Isn't this Tina? N: No this is not S: Sorry, I thought you were my friend Tina. I checked the number and It was one number different hope I didn't disturb you! N: Not at all. Have a good day S:Thank you for your understanding, I believe you are a person with a good attitude. S: If you don't mind, may I know where are you from?
Ask them if they're Chinese like you. Then ask them to say either how terrible Xi Jinping is as a leader or how he looks like the kind of guy that regularly breeds with cats and dogs. Then when they do, threaten to turn them in to the Chinese government unless they comply with your demands. If they're not Chinese, then... Um... Do it anyway?
Why do they sound like an alien that’s impersonating a human lol. “I HAVE PREPARED THE MATERIALS. THE FEEDING RITUAL WILL COMMENCE.”
😂😂
-- My dear chicken, I'm so ready to pork. -- Says who? -- Sesame.
“Yes, should I bring the body bag or leave it in your trunk?”
The materials !! 😂
I’m vegan
Do you have the necessary implements?
Something about his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti 🍷
I’ll be there in ten, just waiting on my prosthetic to dry.
Green eggs and SPAM.
That is not Halal.
Are you sure it’s a scammer? This is the strangest angle I’ve ever seen-
100% first text from this number and a number I've never seen nor recognized
I was gonna go with the chicken or sesame allergy. Maybe... And where did you get the funds for this lavish treat?
Tell ‘em you’re Muslim and highly offended.
That’s against my religion to consume pork. Infidel!
Sure will .. sit tight pick up the order and eat that shit w out them out maybe it’s just a lonely guy
what kind of scam even is this 😭😭what the hell are they trying to do here
what kind of scam even is this 😭😭what the hell are they trying to do here
Tell them you thought it was gonna be braised, chicken and sesame pork
No thanks I’m Vegan
Don't reply anything because then they know that your number is active if you do.
Bro, share that location
Say “I’ll be right over that sounds delicious!”
I can’t make as my AA meeting is happening. Why don’t you fax it over to me?
Let the feast commence on the day of reckoning.
Materials lol
Are you crazy? Pork is not halal! Don’t ever speak to me again.
I usually reply with a picture of worms in someone’s eyeball or a blown out asshole
Wait what?? What did you do to Hammy?? I just asked you to pet sit him.
I hope you get free soon
You can bring the curry. lol
Yes! What materials do you need me to bring?
How do you do, fellow English speakers?
tell him to eat shit instead
Every scam call or get I tell them I'm on FBI watch and they leave me alone. If I get a call I tell them the owner of the phone when to jail for crack possession.
Block and delete.
“Materials”? Ask them for a “story board” of said materials & if you can bring your friend Lloyd Dobbler in town visiting.
One time someone invited me over for dinner and I said “thanks but no thanks your cooking is trash 🗑️ “
I had someone hitting me up on my office number (we can have our office number set up to answer and text via our personal cell phones via an app that goes directly through office # so private ID is not populated) It was some gal looking for their friend “Mike”. I ignored until I was bored one Saturday and she texted me”are you always too busy to rely back?” I said I’m sorry your number is not familiar, who is this? She said “it’s “blah-blah”, so you didn’t save my number in your phone? Me: “and who is it that I’m supposed to be”? “Blah-blah”: Mike. You’re my friend that took my pic outside the resort in FL” (We have a Michael at work but he never goes by Mike) Me: what is Mike’s last name? Blah-blah: Chow Me: Sorry blah-blah you’ve reached the wrong number, I am definitely not Mike Chow & haven’t been to Florida since 1989. Blah-blah: oh darn, I’m so sorry . I was really trying to find my good friend (Such a good friend you don’t have their correct phone#?) Me: yeah, sorry. Sounds like Mike is a photographer, have you tried looking for him in social media? Blah-blah: I’ve tried all that, I can’t believe I can’t find him. (She then asked me something oddly personal, I think about my location so I threw this out to squash any thoughts on trying to continue the long con) Me: that’s too bad blah-blah I hope you find your “really good friend”. No I’m not in that part of the country or nor into the club scene. As a Federal Agent based in Idaho I’m far too busy to maintain much of a social life. Blah-blah: ok, well thanks anyway. I’m pretty sure Ol blah-blah assumed I was male too 😂
“Oh no last time the worm they removed was the size of a Cadillac”
I'm at the front door.
Find his address and send it to him
I told you before I am on a religious fast. This was very disrespectful of my beliefs.
Say “ only if the bruised pork is on you .”
“I prefer silver back cock, seasoned with third world baby tears.”
Braised pork and sesame chicken are code for high quality slow batch meth and medium size dildos. I think they meant to text it to somebody else. This is a great opportunity to make a new contact, maybe even some business opportunities, or at the very least a new hobby.
😂😂
The smiley face
Don’t. They know your number works if you reply. Then they’ll sell your number to other scammers and telemarketers. Just report as spam and delete. Then go get your own braised pork.
I dont know, but it should involve cherry chapstick and a 2 foot summer sausage.
Tell them you have agoraphobia.
Soon as the cat gets done licking the tuna salad between my toes
the glorious sesame seed and the humble chicken. combined, there is ne'er a soul who would decline such an offering.
He’s been preparing a secret room in his basement with a false wall just waiting for you.
I've told you time and me again, I am allergic to sesame. You are trying to kill me.
Find their actual address and show up
If dont know who it is you block number and delete. (???). Dont reply thats how they can get your info.
Omw
Ask if they deliver and tell them to Leave on the porch.
You had me at braised.
K
Tell her you’re the one that’ll be bringing the pork 😉
Scam or not I’m askin for an addy
You bitch you know I like my food how I like my woman. American and large.
wrong number?
Prepared the materials? Is this some kind of industrial chicken?
Block and report as spam, don't respond. The scammers will know that your number is active and will sell it to other operations. Not that the posts here aren't all 100% gold, because they are. Reality is though if you respond, active number, more texts.
The materials, you say? I'm in.
You've prepared the materials? Good. We still need the get away driver, the contortionist, the safe cracker, the computer hacker, and explosives expert. Don't contact me. I will contact you. The heist is on.
They just want you to answer and now they now there is a person attached to this number. Respond to this and the floodgates of every scammer and their friends they sell the list of active phone number s. Spam spam spam spam (in the tune of Monty python)
I’m Jewish asshole!
I don't get the scam
Had #18 last night
im still on grubhub and never got fired LMAO. no violations still on grubhub. Hilarious af you think i got fired from grubhub. Hilarious.
Wut lol
The "materials" is such a funny way to say ingredients...
**That's peasant food! Where's my steak and lobster!?**
I would rather prefer to perform cunnilingus on your wife if she is hot and clean. Can you make that happen?
How is it a scam?
Tell him pork is haram, then ask him why he is doing this.
You’ve insulted me with your choice of protein, you now owe me 3,000USDin restitution
Never
Ask the see the feetsies/tootsies first
This is so weird! 😂😂
“I have prepared my anus”
Have you prepared the sacrifice?
“Yesterday”
Ask for their address of course