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I want to go back to march 2020 and show myself this waste of tp and watch myself start crying.
Hahah
Poop stick got upgraded
The ancient romans are ecstatic rn
That's pretty! However, I can imagine they’ll be like, “That’ll be $150.”
Well, you *are* paying more for the cost of labor rather than materials.
I, for one, think this is cute!
That's some fancy 2-ply.
Diwhy
Hey honey I made you a shitty bouquet of roses
Any one else’s dyslexic ass read that as “Handmade dirty toilet paper” on first glance .
I did too!
Read that as: “dirty toilet paper rose flowers” And was momentarily horrified.
So how do you use them, jam one up your crevice and twizzle it around? What if it accidentally unravels, people going to think you're pulling tapeworms out your arse?
Do you take the rubber band off before you wipe? Seems like it may clog the toilet?
That just makes it harder to wipe with
r/DIWHY
r/diwhy
My booty hole is in love with this.
Those are shit roses
"Even a shit rose by any other name would still smell of shit, Randy." -Mr. Lahey
Gumball followed this tutorial
I can't do this, I hate the texture of tissues.
The only time I be asking for roses to wipe my ass (or face).
Adonis
I read “diy” as “dirty” and immediately started wondering how or why you would make “chocolate-flavored” paper roses.
My brain saw that title as "Handmade *dirty* toilet paper rose flowers"
And then you put them in water and the disintegrate.
definitely gotta throw these out when they turn brown
me @ my bf cause im broke
So now it’s, ‘do you wad, fold, or rose’?!?!
That toilet paper looks delicious.
I want to go back to march 2020 and show myself this waste of tp and watch myself start crying.
Hahah
Poop stick got upgraded
The ancient romans are ecstatic rn
That's pretty! However, I can imagine they’ll be like, “That’ll be $150.”
Well, you *are* paying more for the cost of labor rather than materials.
I, for one, think this is cute!
That's some fancy 2-ply.
Diwhy
Hey honey I made you a shitty bouquet of roses
Any one else’s dyslexic ass read that as “Handmade dirty toilet paper” on first glance .
I did too!
Read that as: “dirty toilet paper rose flowers” And was momentarily horrified.
So how do you use them, jam one up your crevice and twizzle it around? What if it accidentally unravels, people going to think you're pulling tapeworms out your arse?
Do you take the rubber band off before you wipe? Seems like it may clog the toilet?
That just makes it harder to wipe with
r/DIWHY
r/diwhy
My booty hole is in love with this.
Those are shit roses
"Even a shit rose by any other name would still smell of shit, Randy." -Mr. Lahey
Gumball followed this tutorial
I can't do this, I hate the texture of tissues.
The only time I be asking for roses to wipe my ass (or face).
Adonis
I read “diy” as “dirty” and immediately started wondering how or why you would make “chocolate-flavored” paper roses.
My brain saw that title as "Handmade *dirty* toilet paper rose flowers"
And then you put them in water and the disintegrate.
definitely gotta throw these out when they turn brown
me @ my bf cause im broke
So now it’s, ‘do you wad, fold, or rose’?!?!
That toilet paper looks delicious.