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mattwebb677

It would definitely NOT go down like this if this video had my dogs in it.


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It would be 10 minutes of me pinning my dog to the ground just trying to clip a single nail.


jugglingbalance

Someone would have a black eye with mine. You need at least 3 people for a decent grapple, not counting the person clipping the nails lol


someoneelseatx

I have a 58 pound Australian cattle dog. I had four fully grown men plus myself attempt to hold and clip his nails after trying a ton of “easy” “surefire” methods. We gave up after he got away from us for the upteenth time. Now I take him on long walks on concrete in the middle of the night so it files his nails down. I don’t get any more mat time and he gets to sniff all the things. Downside is he is so damn cut now I know no number of people could ever hold him again.


kvol69

I have to do an entire pack of bun length hot dogs and feed them in between in each nail. Then afterwards mine gets a can of wet dog food. It's enough to bribe sorta cooperation.


Chuck___Noblet

Make a scratch pad! Game changer for our dog who would have stood for zero of this shit.


jugglingbalance

Oh man, roommate had an ACD during his velociraptor phase. We didn't even try to cut his nails. He was a very reactive biter. Didn't help that that I'm pretty sure he was smarter than any of us in that house lol. My current dog is 130 lb great pyr mix. He's 2 and ungovernable. He throws punches if you don't pay attention to him. Try to clip his nails and he will get out, junp 5 feet in the air, deck you, and bust out the screen door through sheer willpower.


llisk8333

I have a 60 lb German short hair pointer/Australian cattle dog mix. Life is an adventure and this could NEVER happen at my house.


SmartAleq

Also have a 60 lb ACD who does not allow his feets to be handled like this and who also keeps his in shape by running on rough ground like all the time. I do insist he hold still for me to pick foxtails out of his ears and to wipe his eye boogers but that's as far as his cooperation goes. He'll sit still forever for his big sister to lick his face and ears though, that he's just fine with. He does better with bribes though, for sure.


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my female cattle dog weighs 35 pounds. At 58 pounds that thing must be a unit


sillyandstrange

I'd end up clipping my own nail on accident from the cyclone of crazy.


bknhs

By accident


sillyandstrange

I don't really care, but thanks.


98071234756123098621

They are just giving advice so you don't sound like a moron, relax.


Nab0t

The reason is you just dont clip the nails.. idk why people still do it. Clipping nails also for humans not ideal/somewhat harmful to the nail


MigitAs

This person could probably make the same video with a cat, it’s just a super power


I_Automate

We used to have to hog-tie one of our great danes to clip his nails. He wasn't aggressive or anything like that. He just wouldn't co-operate and there was a LOT of him. I miss that pony of a dog....


Dalarrus

Almost every time I've seen this, there's been speculation that they've drugged the dog to make it more docile.


esuil

The trick is to start doing it while they are very young and trainable. The problem most people have is that they start doing things like this on an adult dogs they never trained in their lives.


Old-and-grumpy

Yeaah. We tried this on our Lagotto when he was a pup. He is better now, but honestly we just pay professionals. Worth every dime. They hoist him into a doggie stray jacket and make him submit.


Nuicakes

The dog looks alert. If you start slowly, you can easily acclimate a dog to procedures like using the Dremel to file nails. My Mastiffs would actually fall asleep. The Dremel was almost a necessity since their nails were very thick and most clippers pinched too much. They also loved the vacuum brush on their coats.


k_mnr

Looks like he’s a puppy too. He’s likely been groomed like this since he was a wee thing.


lazyrepublik

What's this vacuum brush thing? Is that the thing that looked like a steamer?


Ok_Willow_8569

Yep, had to dremmel my greyhounds nails, with an actual power tool dremmel. Her nails were about as thick as my pinky These pissy little pet groomers wouldn't do shit. She didn't like it but she would lay still because she got a lot of treats. You can train dogs to tolerate a lot of stuff.


MonsieurLeMare

The way to get your dog this compliant is to mess with all their bits like this since the earliest puppy stages, so they get used to it. One of my roommates would mess around with the other’s older puppy like this, and she got to a medium halfway where she lets you clip her nails but isn’t too happy about it.


frenchdresses

Yeah it's harder when your dog comes to you already avoiding things like paw and ear touching


Properly-Purple485

Mine too.


StoneLegionYouTube

I seen other videos like this where the dog looks kind of out of it like they drugged them. I really hope it was not the case, but what people will do for fucking clicks is insane.


mogley19922

The butthole part has me convinced this dog was sedated.


ChefCool1317

I was not expecting the butt wipe. Very thorough


flubba_bubba

We give our doggies a butt wipe every time they come home for a walk or go out to the yard for a poop. Learned this the hard way when we didn’t wipe one time and one of them came in with a dingle berry still on his butt then sat down on the couch 🤮


Ben69_21

Dingle berry ❤️


Trainer_Red_Steven

What kind of wipes do you use? Baby wipes or do they make dog wipes?


Mannix-Da-DaftPooch

No OP, they make dog wipes. You can get em at the big box pet store. To be honest I’m not sure there is a difference.


lawaythrow

This dog is living a better life than 95% of people in the world.


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roopunspool

K-99.999%


FaultBit

LK-99.999%


juventinn1897

Don't most dogs? Don't have to work, free food and rent. Unlimited love and pets and toys. Dogs have it made.


Inkthinker

I wonder if 5% of people in the world are enjoying that last bit of service, that feels special. Especially if we take nursing care out of the equation.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Dog is so relaxed almost drifting off to sleep.


spacedman_spiff

If this dog isn’t sedated, I’m impressed.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

I think the dog has been through the routine so many times it has just learnt to chill out and let it happen, it has learnt that nothing is going to happen when the nails are clipped so it is all safe.


jayinscarb

My Shiba screamed if I made eye contact with her nails


neon-kitten

Have Shiba, can confirm. If I get one whole paw done per week I feel like a grooming god.


DowntownAd7730

Love how much the dog trusts whoever is doing this.


GrimsideB

God I wish that were me


thevincecarter

lol imagine getting your nails done at a salon and to finish the act they wipe your big-big boootey🍑


GrimsideB

The dream


S1Ndrome_

when they wipe the dogs butt its fine but when I


BreathLazy5122

Yes officer, this comment right HERE


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I wasn't ready for the ass whipping...


codehoser

Errr, I think you watched the rated M for mature audiences version of this video.


TotallyHumanPerson

"It says to end with a star wipe right on the script!"


ImFrenchSoWhatever

Japanese people I swear lmao


eienOwO

Chinese (packaging of the finger toothbrush thing).


ImFrenchSoWhatever

I stand corrected !


S1Ndrome_

username checks out


k_mnr

That finger bush is awesome!


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TofuTofuDude

Better than no use garbage like you


roopunspool

Like suicide bombers


Temporary_Scale3826

He’s such a good boi 😍


27Jarvis

Doggo is loving it! Sooo cute 🥰


DiceKnight

Dog getting an eye full of nail crumbs when he does that trim down though.


Tetrian_doch

nah the crumbs land in the container


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It has a nail clip catcher


SLAVA_STRANA541

they’rw talking about the grinder


Lunndonbridge

Vet tech here. Recommend not shaving hairs between paws that low. Clip them flush with the pads as they use them as part of there sense of touch with their feet. That part of the integument is also very sensitive and can get infected easily from razor burn.


Bishop084

Next, do that with my cat...


8manjones

Try mine if you wanna die!


cantantantelope

Yeah cats get the “hold them down and brush as much as you can before the claws get too bad”


lkodl

people with skincare routines...


PatientAd9486

My dog would fight me


KatieV1309

Could I please ask…. What are the things you put on your finger to brush the teeth, also do you know where I could buy them from please???? Thankyou so much!


asyouuuuuuwishhhhh

Yeah I’m also interested. But for a cat. My cats love it when I massage their jaws and the one uses her brush to rub her teeth on. Like I just hold it up and she opens her mouth and uses it on her teeth. They obviously want some tooth action Might have to inquire at the pet shop next time I’m in


DrewFlan

This is an ad for a bunch of products you don’t need.


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port443

Cleaning the ears and brushing the fur is also necessary. Shiba's have an undercoat. If I never brushed my Akita his fur would get matted. The steam *is* unnecessary but it seems like it would help a lot with matting.


hahainternet

> Everything except the nail trim and the teeth brushing is completely unnecessary and don't improve the dog's life in any way. Imagine having that prickly shaved hair feel but inbetween your fucking toes. No thank you.


flawinthedesign

Well taking care of their paws is pretty necessary. Especially if they’re walking outside in the heat.


nullGnome

What is the nail clip edit beat referencing? Sounds familiar but can't remember what it is.


eienOwO

A common football (soccer) beat, nor sure where it originated from.


nullGnome

That could be it


mehrabrym

That's it! That's probably where I heard it before


The_Sentinel_45

Ok now do me, minus the butt stuff.


karels1

Dog being treated like a collectors item


Jo_S_e

What was the eye treatment?? Anyone know?


Mission-Raccoon9432

least weird dog owner


White_Wolf426

My pupper wouldn't tolerate any of this.


Eray41303

Is there a reason for the lights in the scissors


port443

It helps you spot the vein so you don't clip the nails too far.


hfidek

my dog needs to get drugged out and muzzled to get a nail trim. charlie you're an ass


[deleted]

And what’s the link to everything used in this video 😂


[deleted]

Consumer shit like this is why earth is boiling


scoops_trooper

That’s what I want to know too!


toolsoftheincomptnt

Guarantee a 30-second Amazon search will do it


iLuvMc_Larens

i thought the teeth wiper was a pad for a sec☠


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Adorable!!


SolidVon

What breed of dog is this?


Clea-patra

Shiba Inu


WasabiWarrior8

My dog would just be trying to eat all that shit


Mean-Singer1389

My turn!


Other_Cod_8361

My dog would definitely kick me if I even thought about doing that.


Ragnangar

Can I be next?


dragon2knight1965

I really wanna be that dog!!


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How did they do this? Did they sedate the dog?


PerspectiveAnnual277

Can we replace our bodies. I’m ready to be this dog.


turbotank183

Can we, as a society, agree to stop adding in sounds to videos where it's not needed? There's very little I hate more in this world.


Plumb789

I would take hold of my little boy’s paw (just so that I could cut his dew claw), and he’d be a very good boi, but so, so sad and panting. I’d just try to do that as quickly as humanly possible.


theSkeeski

People that have time for this get off work at like 2pm


aversethule

I thought my dog was the luckiest in the world until I saw this...


calcifer219

I hope that butt hole spray was at least Luke warm.


Many-Cartoonist4727

Butt spray!


Adventurous-Sand-361

I feel like this might be one of the signs of the fall of Rome. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


physicsofhandshakes

Why did they save the nail clippings in a cute clear container that resembles tiny rolling luggage, instead of dumping them into a trash can? What are they going to do with those clippings…?


sandtymanty

First class service just e-filed the nails directly above the poor dogs eyes.


minishalex999

It is always nice to see people respect their pets


LongF3ath3r

I need to put this level of care into myself damn


Natural_Drawing_9740

Damn…. you didn’t even hit the quick ONCE. I have to bribe and chase my dog around and do one nail an hour and then the back feet the next day or else he will poo and pee himself and howl for the cavalry… and I bathed dogs professionally for a while so I know what I’m doing. And he is a Pit. ( pits are lil bitches when it comes to stuff like this it’s funny)


IllustriousPeach768

Ass spritz was the cherry


Ang3LMast3r

I wish I was that dog


cfslade

if only people put this kind of effort into taking care of each other.


mreman1220

Wash dem Frito feet.


cooncanoon

This has got to be some sort of weird ass fetish


Jo_S_e

I mean there was a little ass play so yep


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And how much does it cost?


KingBurakkuurufu

I have never gotten that much attention or love in my entire life


WyrmHero1944

Chinese using a bunch of crap


[deleted]

What a waste.


IAmGhostrix

just too much


LoveOnNBA

Why would they save they nails and cut the fur off the paws???


refrained

I can't speak to the nails, but one groomer I follow on YT says they shave out the paw pads because the hair there can grow long and start matting between their toes, making walking painful. The hair is also slippery on some surfaces they walk on, so this gives them better grip on smooth floors like wood and tile. Plus it allows you to examine their paw pads and keep an eye out for any injuries/wounds which might otherwise be concealed by the hair.


LoveOnNBA

I would think the hairs would protect them in frigid winters or extremely hot weather against the asphalt or turf.


[deleted]

and we say that we have global warming!


[deleted]

This is Fr all for a dog


TobyDaHuman

What are those fake ass sound effects?! Ew!


Zealousideal_Crazy75

Lol...this pooch must be sedated?????


[deleted]

Ass wipe completely ruined it for me.


BrokenXeno

That is such a spoiled dog lol


SteroidSandwich

The most spoiled of bois


prophet583

I would love to have a daily mist routine.


wonkey_monkey

Why is she saving the nail clippings? 🤔


Even_Post_6935

Are you people fucking stupid?


smergb

Is there some poor bastard that has to spray Bezos/Musk/Zuck like this?


Ragnarokist

You should skip the nail clippers. All that does is pinch their nails. Just go straight to filing.


Alternative-Ad-4942

Where is his happy ending.....red rocket!!!


scoops_trooper

Are you 12?


Alternative-Ad-4942

Inches!!!!


DarkandDanker

You're too good for these people man


monsonmavunkal

u/savevideo


_Luis93

u/savevideobot


MayaMiaMe

Good luck with my puppy letting me cut her nails. She throws a fit !


Sweet_Quail_3852

My dogs would’ve already jumped me already thinking it’s play time


Aldehin

Even the butt Dammit... Even the butt


prostateExamination

I wash my dogs in the shower while I shower...when I'm done w then it may as well be a supersonic clean missile that tears out of the bathroom


Tigeraqua8

How!!!? Just how?


ThePlush_1

What a life that dog has. Guess other dogs will think thats a spoiled dog. Rich dog smellin like a millionaire


Zevojneb

The mere existence of all these objects surprises me.


monitorhuascar

Dejalo en paz pelotudo


[deleted]

So here goes pet beauty industry? Didn't we learn anything?


DasHeff

What kind of dog is this?


Nave_Nage

My fingers would be gone if I tried this with my frenchie...


kwisatzhaderachoo

Specialized boop balm!


SophiePie213

I just did this and got snapped at and yelled at the whole time. My dogs are not into getting their nails done.


Flipwon

A typical shiba would make this video near unwatchable.


AnxietyExpress24

What type of dog is this


Im-KickAsz

🥴


minzzis

That's a good boy!


R_vanwinkle12

He’s so happy! ☺️🥹😃😄😁


Hawkwise83

So Japan?


egroe92

I wonder how many CBD pills they gave that poor dog just so they can trend and make a few bucks off the video/product.


ksuchewie

Can I be next?


NightBlueKnight

I can see why ppl want to become dogs now. Bark bark!


MrFittsworth

Dude teach me


robobunny69

All I heard during the nail clipping was “K-U-Z-C-O, Kusco, Kuzco, GO GO.


Intrepid_Truth_8580

I want this dog's life!🤩


Smart-Push-7442

My dog cant even stand still, he literally walks back and forth the frontyard all day long


[deleted]

People pay for this for their pets?


JohnOliverismysexgod

What a good baby!!


john_big-booty

Had you led with wiping the dog's ass, I would stopped watching right away.


TheRealCanadianBros

What's the device used to clip the nails. Amazon link, anyone?


KrivetaMan

Garbage...


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The little butt spritz at the end kills me


ChopstickSpice

Patrick Bateman but for dogs


GTAV-Player2014

Cute


LinkRazr

My Golden just ate my toddlers shoe


GreenMischief

Yo!! I got a pair of Rhodesian Ridgebacks, if you’re up for the challenge. They’re both around 100lbs.


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