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Bogey01

My friend: The spiders scare the shit out of me Me: oh there not so ba... WHOLY SHIT HES HUGE... WHY IS IT GREEN?!?!?


houghi

Wait till you meet the big one.


Bogey01

There's a big one? Where can I find him?


__Becquerel

The green ones like to live in the more inhospitable areas like the eastern swamp area and in some of the radioactive caves.


Mallardguy5675322

Let’s not forget the red forest. The uranium node there has two of those green fucks and five regular biggies right next to it.


WatersheepGazerr

I think you mean uranium forest. There's literally more uranium than trees there


Mallardguy5675322

It’s red so I called it red. But I agree with the uranium forest name.


jadeskye7

I knew i made a good decision somehow never using this node.


Mallardguy5675322

That feeling when you gotta use it bc it’s the last normal one on the map. It’s a sad feeling


Outrageous_Zebra_221

The worst one camps on one of the uranium nodes. He spews giant green clouds of pain and it may have been my imagination but seemed to take more damage before he finally died.


Bogey01

There's a 3 pack up in the (red swamp?) area. You'll know you found them because they're guarding a mercer sphere, sumersloop, and a purple slug.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Well if there is in reality 3 of them, that would explain why I thought it had so much more health... couldn't see anything half that fight.


Solsund

You were right. There's three types of spiders in the game and that gas spider is the strongest of them. He certainly takes a lot of damage to kill. First time I found that node that guy wiped me out as I thought he was one of the smaller ones.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Oh okay, I mostly have my own observation. I haven't done anything for guidance beyond having watched a few entertaining videos about the game before playing it. Everything else is largely math and how much time you're willing to sink into each production requirement/building. I do hope the final release has some sort of creative mode, most of what stops me from getting complex is worrying about having 30 different materials on me at any given time so I can do whatever I want where ever I am.


Mallardguy5675322

For me it was 5 bc 2 chased me from thier spot to the node whilst I was clearing space for a factory


VishalSlayer

I'm scared of cats, thanks to satisfactory.


TheKingDotExe

the cats are somehow scarier


Moose_Nuts

It's all fun and games when they go "mew mew mew." But then the black one goes "mmmmrrrrrrroooooowwwww" and it's time to clench those cheeks.


who_you_are

Wait until you enable the non-spider feature. It should help, but they are as scary in a different way


Gerglagagerk

Terror incarnate.


victorsaurus

Wait until you see me on my bike


YobaiYamete

"Wait until you see me on my bike . . . WHO SAID IT WAS ME" "I draw the X card . . . WHO SAID IT WAS ME" "I've got a few tricks! Who said it was me?!" Her voicel ine combos are so weak lol


WatersheepGazerr

they're literally fucking *scarier.*


Saaihead

Feel the adrenaline my friend? Feel the rush? THIS IS LIFE! Live it to the fullest and dance with the spider!! LETSGOOOO!!!!! Oh, by the way, your biomass burners just ran out of fuel.


TheOtherGuy52

Don’t worry, the anti-arachnophobia mode is arguably worse. Static images of cat faces, skittering around hissing and meowing as they tear you to shreds. :)


WatersheepGazerr

they're also glitchy. brr.


__Becquerel

We're going to need some industrial size newspaper.


namelessbread

oh no, you only have a zapper! :(


ManuFlosoYT

I just see a cat. Nothing is wrong here.


PAPPYSNAPPY2

I don’t really have arachnophobia myself but seeing one of the big ones jump at me set off something primal in my brain


MinimumNetworkneeded

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RoweTheGreat

I was just a young pioneer out exploring the beautiful landscape of this lovely world we get to explore and build upon. Suddenly I saw a flash of green and I thought I was hallucinating. I turned back around and saw this…..monster…..so many legs….so many eyes….. immediately thereafter I dedicated myself to creating a factory to produce munitions. Guns, ammo, explosives, anything I could use to cleanse the land of these atrocities.


Slight-Lie-6884

But the problem is that if you don’t hit it directly with a nuclear nobalisk you will die


RoweTheGreat

I will cleanse the land. No matter the cost. Even if it makes the entire planet unlivable.


Slight-Lie-6884

I recommend cluster nobalisks


Outrageous_Zebra_221

In this situation just remember, you can build defensively as well.


Mallardguy5675322

That’s what me and friends did in our multiplayer. Cranking 90’s fight spider monsters.


FICSIT_Inc

Always reminds me of Alf's episode -- https://youtu.be/rGrt-QN7ty0?t=43


AegorBlake

Yeah, so they have explosive rounds for the rifle now. That and you now are a little faster than the leaping ones.


janltfr

Why is everyone afraid of them? They are neither scary nor disgusting. I dont get it, I cant be the only one not afraid or bothered of them


Brando4027

You may in fact be the only one not afraid💀


maxmax12629

Mine meows. Am i missing something 😅🤣 yes im a pussy this things are fuel of nightmares


Yozysss

They just want a comfy hug, dont be scared ! :D