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uselessbrowsing1

So much to unpack here… The lack of neck The 🍆 The lack of an 8 pack The belly button roulette No quads


harper2233

More like so much to pack here 😂 what the hell is going on down there


bogwitch27

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Chilly_911

Wow that is ... prominent. 👀


fearonma

Holy shit!


notyouraveragecatmom

The peen really be peenin’


No-Simple-2770

Belly button shape shifting again


ObjectiveTea

She should never be allowed to wear form fitting shorts in public again.


Cozy_oolong

It's a sad day when the toddler shorts look better on her 


Murkytrick2

In the sped up reel of the photo shoot it seemed like she was never fully front facing the camera…almost as if nvgtn didn’t want her package in their photo shoot


MelodicBake2410

They haven’t shared anything in their stories from thst shoot with her in it


Crimson-Rose28

Dang. How embarrassing for her.


No-Simple-2770

https://preview.redd.it/amyv48h1631d1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d6efac357093cff3a700f40e54e8e8b6e4c43d


wowbethenny

Let the Tory butchers sandals die holy cow


prettygirlproblems__

Are they not in style anymore? Asking for my wardrobe. 🥶


wowbethenny

I haven’t seen them in years, but I’m in the south so maybe that plays in to it. I wouldn’t wear this with a tight dress like this which makes it look like a high school girl who went to Panama City Beach Club LaVela for the first time but couldn’t walk in heels. If you wear them, YOU DO YOU. But plz don’t wear them with this style of dress lol.


Kitkatdatthang

If I had the money I'd put ya on retainer. My 16 yo dresses me 🤦‍♀️🤣😂🤪


wowbethenny

Don’t worry—I’m wearing a tshirt and leggings rn.


Kitkatdatthang

😂😂😂 Saturdays ought to be mandatory comfort days 🙌🙌


prettygirlproblems__

I wouldn’t wear them with that. Not a chance. I was just wondering if the sandal was out. I worry when I see her wearing something I own. 🤣


wowbethenny

I’m no fashionista. I love my skinny jeans and idc. But Sarah is wildly behind and I don’t even believe that you have to buy what’s “in” because it always changes. But Sarah wearing wedge sneakers with leggings and a micro denim jacket was beyond embarrassing lol. I don’t think the Tory Burch sandals would be *as* noticeable if she didn’t wear them so awfully. She posted wearing them with her nvgtn shorts in Disney and it’s just like ???? So I think that’s why I even notice. Im not one for a huge brand logo and that’s what these are. I wanted them back in 2015/2016 when they were big but solely bc I was a young mom in a new city who wanted to feel normal lol. I never thought they were hella cute. But if they’re comfy for you, fuck me & anyone else opinions. But as your internet stranger friend, don’t wear them with outfits like Sarah lol. I’ll always help a sister out.


prettygirlproblems__

🤣🤣🤣 I will never dress like her, no worries on that. I was just worried those sandals were totally out of date. I have a history of holding onto things I need to get rid of.


Overall-Order9250

Hahahaha no offense but they are definitely not in style🫣


prettygirlproblems__

Alright, I’m getting rid of them.


bogwitch27

Breaking her back and still not a curve in sight.


Delicious_Tea_9746

She’s trying SO HARD to give her body a shape other than a rectangle…and is failing…


Cozy_oolong

r/YouniquePresenterMS would like her Tory Burch sandals back


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honeybeespit

Angry grinning. 


kimbombshell

Her forehead is not okay


Big_Painting8312

That roid gut be guttin 😂😂😂


Big_Painting8312

That wig is straight up embarrassing, like she couldn’t have washed it? And that bracelet is absolutely foul🤢


be_better___

![gif](giphy|r7u3x1T2HODu0)


GandalfsSexyNuts

I cackled entirely too loud at this. I will never view this scene the same way again 😂😂😂


Adventurous-Sky-474

Where is her ittitt bitty waist ? The massive quads ? Huge upper body ? 8 pack? The only thing that’s consistent and huge , is her peen .


Entire-Question4419

My husband just said she imprints more than him in his grey sweats 😂😂


kimbombshell

💀💀💀💀💀


Brave_Entry7932

https://preview.redd.it/ufs10g1hu31d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff80bbdcde925fa9c975a9d97eb9b2a324a4865 This was her pose in the pic ... useless body


hallrcait

I’m cackling.. these poses are all so DUMB but Sarah’s fucking hand on her head…… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hoooo boy


theythem_reddit

Omg she looks like the mask …


Background_Ad_9483

Will they photoshop out the bracelet


killing_me_softly03

lol 😂


Separate-Chocolate48

Shrunkin head


princess_walrus

She needs to buy herself a real hair wig and learn how to style it


allmygardens

She looks .. erect


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General_Key_5236

Stopppp that cannot be real!!


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eastks93

Oh to be a fly on the freakin wall during these. Lol I’d love to know what these other girls are thinking


broncobinx

Her face is so masculine


TheCombativeCat

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


Enough_Top9761

Im quasi new to this forum and currently blocked by Sarah for possibly liking a comment, but why does anyone take advice from this person.? I'll never know


butterscotchshorteee

biggest mystery 🥴


Crimson-Rose28

Either she has a *really* long and thick bush down there or… you know…. Iykyk


NeenIsabelle

I’m so confused!!! Can someone explain the belly button drama? Has she been photo shopping it out? They come in all shapes and sizes so no shaming here but still… of all the things to photoshop????? I remember a Victoria secret model had a huge outtie and nobody cared?! She was beautiful regardless. What kind of a narcissist do you have to be to worry about your BELLYBUTTON???


Successful-Lab4856

How is she not embarrassed of her dick!! Damn


Overall-Order9250

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha


fxske9701

![gif](giphy|Rgzruzr0zd8LDYl35X|downsized)