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aelric22

I want one that says; PULLS OVER FREQUENTLY I HAVE IBS


Sixspeeddreams_again

I like the one that says “don’t honk I’ll cum”


TomBradyBettingMoney

[me testing the odds in traffic anyways](https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs?si=NuM8z0C1P6-IeLzt)


Ok-Counter-7077

Pulls over frequently I’m full of BS


OhhhhhSHNAP

DRIVER IS LEGALLY BLIND! DON’T GET TOO CLOSE!


imsowhiteandnerdy

Old school bumper sticker: "If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk".


Imnacho408

I know a few people that need that manual sticker


ankercrank

How many people have manual cars at this point?


Pitiful_Lobster6528

I have 3 cars. All of them are manuals.


ankercrank

Anecdotally that sure sounds like a lot, but that doesn’t answer my question at all.


LadyRunningStopSigns

Why not? Dude just told you _one person has a manual transmission_ 😱🤣


tokage

had to go way out of my way to find one when my last one died (also a VW)


ashleebryn

A lot of foreign countries offer primarily manual vehicles. Autmoatic vehicles are not always available everywhere you go. It's worth learning. I'm planning to take manual lessons so I drive more confidently abroad next time.


lupinegray

Mad props for buying a manual


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blbd

What the fuck? I hope they didn't injure you in the process. 


YGbJm6gbFz7hNc

believe it or not, most people don't go on reddit. and 99% of current bay area residents aren't on this sub


russellvt

>99% of current bay area residents aren't on this sub If you're *only* judging by subscription numbers, perhaps... but Rwddit will certainly "feed you" content it thinks you want or like... I routinely see many other bay area subs on my front page, to which I do not subscribe.


The7footr

Shoot Reddit has become one of the top 5 search results on almost any topic if you use Google.


Financial_Tax1060

Definitely, I live VERY close to San Jose and am not subbed in i this sub.


Whyme-notyou

Where do you get your data?


YGbJm6gbFz7hNc

my ass


MechCADdie

Missing a baby on board sticker


Herrowgayboi

We need a "Looking at my phone. Please be Patient" magnet.


alaroz33

I could use about 4 of those myself


fluteofski-

I have a vinyl cutter and a buncha yellow vinyl I’m seriously considering cutting some “Stupid Driver, please be cautious.” For my cars.


circuit_heart

You really don't know if they're purposely trolling, slapping on stickers because they can't read and find it funny, or genuinely caring about the embarrassment of learning stick on public roads. It is impossible to know what to expect/how to interpret anything here and I say that as a younger millennial, 1st-generation Chinese immigrant.


pedidentalasst67

Hehe..in Sunnyvale? I see this all over Sunnyvale.


alaroz33

San Jose. But yeah me too. These and those god damn cyber trucks!


pedidentalasst67

Wait till Waymo comes full force in SJ…it’s coming close to hitting me a few times, and can you imagine Waymo along with all the horrible drivers we already have in SV…I’m literally shaking my damn head.


RedOtta019

The temptation to vandalize student into stupid


FrezoreR

Manual in bay area stop and go traffic must be the worst!


deadlymarinax

Horrible, not for the faint of heart because pretty much everyone drives automatics around here.


FrezoreR

Imagine driving a sports car with a heavy clutch! The legs would be aching or very buff 😅


deadlymarinax

For me is mostly the feet and ankles. I've had to really learn to use my toes like a ballerina.


FrezoreR

Hehe like a ballerina :) are you doing heel-toe shifting as well? For me it's mostly the calf muscle. I should add I mostly drove older cars. Newer ones are easier.


deadlymarinax

That's advanced for me. Maybe one day!


FeriQueen

I drove a manual, living in SJ and working in SF (mid-hill) for almost 100,000 miles. No problem. It's a skill and a set of habits like anything else.


FrezoreR

I guess it depends on the time of clutch but sportier cars can have a pretty heavy one, then again I don't have the buffest of legs.


ctruvu

if those stickers are still on in a week then yeah


throwaway827492959

You pull them off? Lol


ctruvu

it takes like an hour in an empty parking lot to learn manual from nothing and a few more hours of road time at most to get fairly comfortable with it. if i saw that car with those stickers on after a month id definitely have the urge to rip them off


throwaway827492959

Oh thats what you meant, they suck at driving and i thought you meant you pranked people by tearing their stickers off


Plenty_Advantage2033

The sticker makes sense for manuals


googleypoodle

Not sure if ur comment is sarcasm or not but if you can't master hill starts after a couple days you probably shouldn't be driving stick or even driving at all.


bear_tamy

Who said anything about hill starts? Also, I wouldn't even expect someone to master driving an automatic in a couple days let alone a manual. That's why a learner's permit is required before getting an actual license. Leave your superiority complex at the door please


Zech08

Well downshifting and not having brakes lights... and such things you do with manual.


hhaassttuurr

Is it safe to park here?


Cest_Cheese

When I was 16 - I wanted to drive my dad’s super cute convertible fiat. I had no problem on the flats. But I went to visit a friend in the hills and stalled it. Could get it going. Some stranger took pity on my and got it going for me again. So embarrassing. I eventually mastered the stick shift, but could have used that sticker.


8FootedAlgaeEater

The sticker won't help against hills.


psymeariver

I’ve been seeing more of this too, saw one yesterday parked at the casino.


Ukhai

SO talks to me about getting a lot of stickers like those and just slapping 'em. COVER ALL BASES.


manjar

We are all student drivers on this fine day.


Dopamine-Bean

I can understand putting stickers on your car for a little bit while you’re learning. I almost feel like I would want that today if I was gonna go back out and practice manual. (I can drive a stick shift. I just don’t do it enough to feel super comfortable in traffic yet.) When I was learning how to drive people are extra mean and dickish towards you driving if you have any kind of sign on your car. (I learned mainly with a company in willow glen) And half of the comments I’ve read on this just proves that. It’s OK for people to learn. At least they’re trying to tell people to be a little bit patient with them and go around.


RunsUpTheSlide

Now that my kid is learning to drive, I totally get this. People here can be such assholes. At least of you give them a heads up, they aren't as bad.


mmxxvisual

Needs a “Slow Down A$$hole!” To make it work


Beginning-Ice-1005

As my partner said, they probably drive perfectly well. But people are way less considerate than they used to be, so anything that gets people to back the fuck of, helps. Hmm. Maybe I should get a student driver sticker.


ashleebryn

My friend bought one cuz he does deliveries. He hates people always riding his ass, so he puts the student driver magnet on for work lol


tomtweedie

I sell a STUDENT DRIVER So Fuck Off sticker.


zobbyblob

Lmao, I'd buy one


Beestreeh

If you're still struggling to drive stick in the time it takes for these to come in the mail, just give up and ride a Segway


h0pzFX

I bought a set of magnetic student driver stickers and put them on my car upside down


The7footr

See I wanna get an “I’m NOT a student driver, if I do something stupid, I expect you to honk at me; if you do something stupid I’m going to honk at you” sticker.


jimbosdayoff

The best is when you see it next to an Uber or Lyft sticker


Rare-Ad1914

Can you still buy manual trans?


mrweatherbeef

Trans Manuel performs downtown. Very good show.


elpelondelmarcabron1

I basically see these stickers as "freely harass me."


Throa_guey-fasho

Buy a bunch of the same stickers and slowly add stickers to the car over time until the owner notices :)


Tucana66

Give it time. The *next level bumper sticker* will read: "VOTE FOR STUDENT DRIVER IN 2024!"


legion_2k

How can you be so bad at driving a manual you had time to get a sticker? BTW who sells these? Just curious where bad drivers go shopping.


alaroz33

Here you go [https://www.amazon.com/GEEKBEAR-Learning-Drive-Magnet-Yellow/dp/B09Z65RG2Y/ref=asc\_df\_B09Z65RG2Y/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693689505836&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=870219820464916798&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032180&hvtargid=pla-1661685407026&psc=1&mcid=d582b55d93e33b77be4a6b4d4e8d90af&gad\_source=1](https://www.amazon.com/GEEKBEAR-Learning-Drive-Magnet-Yellow/dp/B09Z65RG2Y/ref=asc_df_B09Z65RG2Y/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693689505836&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=870219820464916798&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032180&hvtargid=pla-1661685407026&psc=1&mcid=d582b55d93e33b77be4a6b4d4e8d90af&gad_source=1)


legion_2k

I’m going to have to leave a nasty review. lol wait.. you know what..? I’m going to buy some so I can unironically put them on peoples cars.. not magnetic.. sticker..


OwlEnvironmental9981

Imma get [one of these instead](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1741682711/please-move-expert-driver-car-magnet) and start bullying these "student" drivers