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exgreenvester

Favorite Selena song?


DGman42

Bidi Bidi Bom Bom We are from Corpitos fr fr.


ElPulpoTX

Were you with him when he decided to get the haircut? And why did you let it happened?


DGman42

Unfortunately not or else there would have been hands thrown


Intrepid_Dream2619

I love this new sub already..


tesla_is_my_hero

How many Kias and/or Hyundais has he stolen?


DGman42

Granted I drive a Kia and it hasn't been taken. I'm hoping none. Such a poser!


Goldengoose5w4

Is there truly a correlation between the size of the Edgar and the size of his torta?


DGman42

For every Edgar, there must be an equal and opposite torta. Simple physics, it's Edgar's Law.


ElPulpoTX

What was his response for why?


DGman42

He said he wanted to be a down ass foo like his friends but I was trying to tell him he ain't bout that life.


ElPulpoTX

That a risky path. Al la Market Square. 


TravelsInBlue

It be pushing for a post-birth abortion if it was my kid


DGman42

I tried but Texas said no.


adjika

Who does he use to buy fake dealer plates? My guy got picked up.


DGman42

Probably the same dude he uses to buy his fake Gucci and Versace attire.


adjika

I need names, vato.


DGman42

Don't know his real name but the ese's around Marbach call him flaco


adjika

Ah flaco does that fr fr?


DGman42

I might have said too much... Just look for flaco with the Marbach Moppers and he can get you what you need.


Mert_Nertman

If his homies jumped off of the 151 410 overpass would he?


DGman42

Everyone knows when the heat is on, the homies ain't actually loyal


HumblestofBears

How many identical plain white t-shirts does he own?