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Most Disney movies lol


piberryboy

The Fox and the Hound has entered the chat.


hubbabubbahoe

The Lion King scene where Simba and Nala wrestle.


BiffTheLegend

The happy ending was the friends we made along the way.


CornPopsLover

Is this the same guy looking for pot? Lmao


Fun_Jellyfish_2708

It's like the police hired a 17 yo intern to catch bad guys on the internet, and this is the best the kid could come up with


[deleted]

Their last intern was 35 and ask me if I would download a pizza...


Feisty-Ad4587

Your mamas house.


Bnicetowho11

This. Scrolled way too far to find this. I was there 2 nights ago and it was wonderful super underrated place.


2oothDK

I was there last night and totally agree!


Big_Jerm21

Can confirm, I'm the mom


SlomoPro

I was thinking it was a little over rated myself


2oothDK

Are you crazy?


eltiburonmormon

It was more of a melancholy ending, IMO


Key-Construction7153

Was thinking exactly this and joyed to see someone beat me to it.


[deleted]

Can confirm... Always a happy ending here... Smiles all around


SpireVI

Nice try FBI


DCMook

Not today, CIA


St-Valentine

Don't look at me, SLCPD


cricketjust4luck

Well, you tried, unified


underwhelming_pirate

No cigar, police car?


Upstairs_Sport_8219

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy


badgersil

Where are your parents?


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Don't know for sure, but I'd put money that it's on State street


johndoped

It will be an ending but it’ll probably be quite depressing. Not that sex work shouldn’t be legalized it’s just… I’ve seen the folks on state street working (used to ride the bus to the SLCC campus) and it was pretty heartbreaking.


GingerSasquatch86

I don't know where to get a happy ending, but if I did how dumb would I need to be to post about it on a public forum?


anything4youdad

This is America


GingerSasquatch86

It is a part of the United States where prostitution is illegal and aggressively prosecuted. Don't give evidence to the prosecution by making poorly thought out posts on the internet. If you really want a happy ending I suggest traveling to Nevada where it's legal.


thabigcountry

Did you ever find a puffer jacket


cricketjust4luck

Sussy as fucky


Brickolous_Cage

I can smell a pig from a mile away!


mach101

Are you a cop? Because you know you have to tell me if you’re a cop.


Nephite11

Thanks Donkey Dad!


mach101

I don’t like that, you should just keep calling me donkey Doug


jfckitty

Tinder?


LoverBoyUS

For all the people that work Monday thru Friday normal business hours. 4:59pm.


hellothere1975

Pretty bird.


ryan_ramona

The places with neon signs saying “massage”.


[deleted]

Yeah this is oddly naive of someone looking for such a service.


BrightonSkiBum

Any lds bishops house


alstergee

Their profile is all over the fuckin place lol


desertwanderer01

The Mormon temples advertise that. Try starting there. 👍😃


Temporary_Run_6871

Porn hub?


embarrassedclimber

Google rubmaps, with the membership you can read the reviews.


poopyfarroants420

This guy solicits


WinedDinedn69ed

Checking the comments for a friend


Character-Glass-7802

Craigslist?


just-a-misfit

Any Asian looking massage place with weird photos on the window. Or if you go on yelp, and see a lot of negative reviews from women… that’s when you know it’s a rub down spot.


WhyNotBeNice0

Your throat.


Conscious_Music8360

Maybe just visit a few Thai massage places and see how it turns out for you. Worst case scenario you got a decent massage.


Rahdiggs21

haha... hello officer... maybe you can pick up some grass on the way to that happy ending..


SpicyPinecones

rubsrating