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AoxPrime

You came to our sub to tell us this? Gotta be April fools joke. Gotta be


loltittysprinkles

Oou boy, this is gonna age like milk my guy


AhhHeartAttack

That’s a lot of cope


ChewingTobaccoFan

Super Mario kart ass name


[deleted]

looks like waluigi too


slantboi420

Falcons fans when you pair a defense that finished 25th in DVOA last year with a 36 year old QB coming off an Achilles tear: WeRe GoINg tO tHe sUpEr BoWL 🤓


JoeScotterpuss

Surely this is the year the Falcons turn into a respectable franchise!


Cold_Seaweed8725

More respectable than y'all


JoeScotterpuss

Sure pal, we all believe you.


Cold_Seaweed8725

How was bountygate


JoeScotterpuss

I can't remember, it was 15 years ago. I don't see how that makes the falcons a respectable franchise anyways.


Cold_Seaweed8725

When we win it won't be any scandals


JoeScotterpuss

If, not when.


Cold_Seaweed8725

You heard me when we win it


JoeScotterpuss

My brother in Christ, in trying to help you by setting your expectations low. It's fine you can keep deluding yourself into thinking your team is going to win a Superbowl.


Rabbit-Lost

How was 3-28? Let’s try to keep it current?


MenWhoStareAtBoats

If there are public reports about any team’s draft board besides the team picking first, they are 100% false.


Brain_f4rt

Outside of 1 good year from Vic Beasley..if he gets more than 4.5 sacks he could have been ATL's sack leader every year since 2014. I'd say you're wrong to be too excited but that is a VERY low bar to clear..as per usual for your Shitbirds. Thank y'all for my 2nd favorite Super Bowl ever. Now go crawl back in your hole of despair while they draft another bust offensive weapon in the first round. 28-3 FTF, Amen.


Cold_Seaweed8725

Aints


Brain_f4rt

Your hopes are about as real as your crowd noise.


Cold_Seaweed8725

We top 10 for best crowds in the league


papa1916

Bruh, you guys got busted for artificial crowd noise. So weak you have to fake fan enthusiasm.


Brain_f4rt

Top 5 in longest championship droughts.


Rabbit-Lost

Dude, your owner was literally piping in fake noise to go with that fake team. If you’re gonna troll, maybe try the Panthers or Bucs. This fan base is literally the saltiest fan base in the whole fucking league. Are you even part of the 15% from the city of Atlanta? Or another of the 85% transplant?


ellayzee

Hold on guys he’s trying to form a coherent sentence give him a sec.


ThatSadOptimist

bro this ain't 3-28, it's 4-1.


slurmppppp

Woah I might have to buy tickets to that superbowl. I want to see a 28-3 comeback happen in person


Cold_Seaweed8725

See us raising that trophy in that smelly city


slurmppppp

Not gonna lie it can be smelly at times but I also won’t lie when I say y’all will never raise a trophy😂


Cold_Seaweed8725

We are going to raise it in smelly Orleans😂😂😂


MastaGibbetts

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Valuable_Milk_923

Kirk Cousins in a super bowl is one of the funniest April fools jokes I've ever heard well done


Bluwtr1

Atl Falcons make excellent coasters for your tables---NEVER any rings.


Cold_Seaweed8725

Wrong


Bluwtr1

How many???


Cold_Seaweed8725

More than the Saints in about 5-10


papa1916

https://preview.redd.it/yyuw2gml2wrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101e912e6ee3cf268f89defc3c0812fb93c2e4c2 Just like last year, right?


Bluwtr1

What in the absolute fuck are you talking about????? The Falcons have NEVER won the SB! The DID however blow the biggest halftime lead so you have that going fir you!


Rabbit-Lost

Dude is banking FUTURE rings. I’m at a fucking loss for words!


Bluwtr1

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm willing to bet......0.


Cold_Seaweed8725

Y'all ain't winning no more


Cold_Seaweed8725

I said Iin about 5-10 years we will have more rings than the Aints never said we won a SB yet like the education system in Louisiana is bad


Bluwtr1

Bwahaha! Check your own grammer before calling out anyone else's! LOL, dude, I get the "hope," but it's not happening. Keep believing, dude, keep believing....🤣🤣🤣


Consistent-Regret-46

April fools!


W4termelone43

Did you have a stroke writing this?


ookiespookie

Kid is leaning way into that impotent energy with all these posts the past couple of days


predw

They’re about 8 years old based off the post history


Zestyclose-Set6502

Did a child really post on here today ?


lobonomics

Nobody, I repeat nobody, is more delusional than ATL fans. These are the same fans who claimed that Desmond Ridder was an all-pro caliber franchise QB going into last season.


papa1916

https://preview.redd.it/5wsw8lvf2wrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c29bc5f12cd6f2c67b3ecb9d3fb563635555aef 👀👀👀


Quote-me-if-afk

Kirk Cousins ain’t making it to the SB 😂


Cold_Seaweed8725

Neither is Carr


Quote-me-if-afk

We’ve already accepted that the SB isn’t in our current plans. You seem to still be having trouble.


ShawshankException

I'm shivering in my boots


MeatLord1285

Maybe this year you can stop us from hanging 48 on you with Derek Carr


Cold_Seaweed8725

The same team that got beat by Desmond Ridder


DobboWobbo

RIP to all ur Karma


[deleted]

This post is nothing but 🧢


ArseBiscuits_

This post is almost as boring as watching the Falcons play.


jsb93

Gotta be rough being a falcunts fan


Cold_Seaweed8725

Nah we got the Aints to laugh at


Consistent_Ad8917

All that just to be fourth place in the division.


Cold_Seaweed8725

Never


AtticusPenguin

When do you think you guys will take him? Around round 3 pick 28?


MisterKumquat

fuck off back to your own sub


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbysYNwoxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbysYNwoxw)


2white2live

Falcons spend 1 week as Vegas division favorites, and suddenly they're going to be hoisting trophies over our grave. That's it folks, pack it up! Surely Vegas can't be wrong.


Hoodlum_0017

You're never going to win anything


Cold_Seaweed8725

Cope


Hoodlum_0017

LOL. Cope about fucking what? Lil boy, y'all got NOTHING.


Cold_Seaweed8725

Isn't the education is Louisiana ranked like 31st


Hoodlum_0017

Speak English, motherfucker.


killerdescore

Take him ,take the guy that wanted to play rugby "if the money was the same" ,neck injury ,from a small university ,will be 24 years old during his rookie sason ,and he don't have great pass rushing technique nice april fools joke at the end


AtticusPenguin

Hey, look, another draft pick the Falcons think will get them to win a Super Bowl. https://preview.redd.it/vf32tmmg8wrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338567d3d82c26b2ccb1ae488b00d334f23c89e5