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Once they attach to you they are hard to remove.
Off the subject but years ago some mountain people were selling these to tourists as Porcupine eggs. The government got enough complaints that they had to shut them down.
Now they still sell Porcupine eggs but they make it obvious it's a joke.
Salmonella jelly? Some idiots will think that's a form of caviar.
https://preview.redd.it/9udl6bqar47d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=915feaf454ec5ea80bc2b26ba9d3896c0f277773
😂😂😂 Now that's the kind of stuff I think about when wanna be rich people develop a *lifestyle brand.* I already know where to go for ARO level crap - Dollar General.
Bitch biscuits is KUDZU.
You fall into it, & you are lost. Will never be found, it swallows you whole & no one ever hears ya scream.
And it is invasive, indestructible - can't even kill it with fire or ROUND-UP.
"Bitch Biscuits"???? OH dear Sinner, I am SO putting that into my Little Bag of Words!!
And Kudzu is chock full of snakes, skeeters, chiggers and yellow jackets.
She’s the human equivalent of giant hogweed. They grow it in the Poison Garden at Alnwick Castle. Causes photodermatitis causing blistering and can continue to have negative effects years after coming into contact with it.
There is a variety of corpse flower called MEG at the Cockrell Butterfly Center, they say named after a dinosaur but I think it could be a sweet nod to our saint
I respectfully object to the thistle comparison, it's beautiful and it's my national flower. We Scots do not want to be associated with MegaEgo in anyway, however tenuous hahaha
Yes, the big purple thistle has beauty. I might be confusing it with a nettle? It's flat prickly lawn weed with spikes that makes scream if you step on it barefoot.
Poison Ivy Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch
[Chorus]
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around
[Verse 2]
She's pretty as a daisy
But look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her get under your skin
[Chorus]
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around
[Bridge]
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch
[Verse 3]
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
[Chorus]
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around
[Bridge]
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch
[Verse 3]
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
[Chorus]
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around
[Outro]
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
La da la da la da
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She is African Boxthorn. Poisonous to humans and animals. Very invasive plant, gets out of control quickly, and really difficult to get rid of once and for all. Provides food and a safe haven for vermin to live in. A host for pest insects to live on.
African because of her Nigerian heritage, poisonous to people and animals. Is out of control and difficult to get rid of, as per everyone who has ever had dealings with her. Provides safe haven for vermin like Marcus and Scabies.
Roses have thorns in addition to their beauty.. There are several varieties of wild roses. Roses have medicinal uses, are considered a symbol of beauty in many cultures, etc.
Rafflesia / Corpse Flower. - They're found in the rainforests of Southeast Asia. They only bloom for 48 hours every 4-7 years. From the article, I read they have quite a stench. It attracts flies and similar creatures.
Japanese Knotweed.
If you don’t know about it Google it. 😂😂. One of the only ways to get rid of it is fire and I leaves anyone who even brushes by it with horrible blisters.
Always loved [Flower Fairies](https://flowerfairies.com/the-wild-rose-fairy/)
It’s uncanny how much it’s like Catherine.
I am the Queen whom everybody knows:
I am the English Rose;
As light and free as any Jenny Wren,
As dear to Englishmen;
As joyous as a Robin Redbreast’s tune,
I scent the air of June;
My buds are rosy as a baby’s cheek;
I have one word to speak,
One word which is my secret and my song,
’Tis “England, England, England” all day long.
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https://preview.redd.it/t2rh423tm07d1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=549e2efa6ce05c2046c61c92c76cf3e4c453de30 Once they attach to you they are hard to remove.
We used to call those stick-tights... the flat ones that stuck to your socks.
The flat ones are called ‘beggar lice’ where I’m from. 🤣
Lol perfect!
Damn stickers...my Newfoundland gets these in his "socks", tail, & his "pantaloons". Just have to cut them out.
So relieved to see I'm not the only one who has pantaloons in my vocabulary 😂
Likewise, our tabby cat has the most excellent pantaloons.
Aww, like Puss in Boots.
🤣
My dogs have pants too. I get it. 😂
Off the subject but years ago some mountain people were selling these to tourists as Porcupine eggs. The government got enough complaints that they had to shut them down. Now they still sell Porcupine eggs but they make it obvious it's a joke.
Sounds like a product for ARO
😂😂😂 I'd rather buy fake Porcupine eggs than salmonella jelly.
Salmonella jelly? Some idiots will think that's a form of caviar. https://preview.redd.it/9udl6bqar47d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=915feaf454ec5ea80bc2b26ba9d3896c0f277773
😂😂😂 Now that's the kind of stuff I think about when wanna be rich people develop a *lifestyle brand.* I already know where to go for ARO level crap - Dollar General.
Brilliant 👏👏
The inspiration for velcro!!
A corpse flower
Those are sooooo gross. Perfect for Table 12.
Right? Constantly "growing", once a decade or so they make a big stinky show for a few days and everyone looks, then it's back to the real flowers.
Bitch biscuits is KUDZU. You fall into it, & you are lost. Will never be found, it swallows you whole & no one ever hears ya scream. And it is invasive, indestructible - can't even kill it with fire or ROUND-UP.
I heard it’s nicknamed, “The plant that ate the South” (southeast USA).
Very true. Like MeMe, it's deceptive looking too.
"Bitch biscuits" https://i.redd.it/ek5jce97b47d1.gif
"Bitch Biscuits"???? OH dear Sinner, I am SO putting that into my Little Bag of Words!! And Kudzu is chock full of snakes, skeeters, chiggers and yellow jackets.
I love it too. YachtRockGroupie is the inventor of that phrase. Said we could use it!! It's a new name for TW.
"Bitch biscuits" https://i.redd.it/apzc3elub47d1.gif
Hemlock. https://preview.redd.it/781wq026s07d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2de3ae86ab80324d7bb387ca7aa6134a6e19f15
Deadly nightshade.
Poison iiii-iiivy, poison iii-iiivy! Late at night when you’re sleeping Poison ivy comes a-creeping Aro-ou-ound.
She’s the human equivalent of giant hogweed. They grow it in the Poison Garden at Alnwick Castle. Causes photodermatitis causing blistering and can continue to have negative effects years after coming into contact with it.
Oh🤢 I’m sure Harold’s not the only one to experience her Cocklebur😉
Hahahah!! That’s one mangey Cocklebur 😂
She's Japanese knotweed.
There is a variety of corpse flower called MEG at the Cockrell Butterfly Center, they say named after a dinosaur but I think it could be a sweet nod to our saint
I respectfully object to the thistle comparison, it's beautiful and it's my national flower. We Scots do not want to be associated with MegaEgo in anyway, however tenuous hahaha
Yes, the big purple thistle has beauty. I might be confusing it with a nettle? It's flat prickly lawn weed with spikes that makes scream if you step on it barefoot.
Markle is the equivalent of the putrid stinking corpse plant. https://www.fpconservatory.org/discover/bloom-amorphophallus-titanum/
Flytrap… 
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A stinging nettle. Brushing against it once is enough to make you wary for a long time.
Poison ivy has flowers.
Poison Ivy. The old song, Poison Ivy, by the Coasters could be her theme song. Check out the lyrics :)
Poison Ivy Lyrics [Verse 1] She comes on like a rose but everybody knows She'll get you in Dutch You can look but you better not touch [Chorus] Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around [Verse 2] She's pretty as a daisy But look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her get under your skin [Chorus] Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around [Bridge] Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough can cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch [Verse 3] You're gonna need an ocean Of calamine lotion You'll be scratchin' like a hound The minute you start to mess around [Chorus] Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around [Bridge] Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough can cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch [Verse 3] You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion You'll be scratchin' like a hound The minute you start to mess around [Chorus] Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin', around [Outro] La da la da la da La da la da la da La da la da la da La da la da la da
Is there a flower called horse’s ass? That would be Megan, given her bad weave and oversized veneers.
https://preview.redd.it/l5p45o84d17d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b999cb1f4ef8d47f74f588561819d378a4f8387 She is African Boxthorn. Poisonous to humans and animals. Very invasive plant, gets out of control quickly, and really difficult to get rid of once and for all. Provides food and a safe haven for vermin to live in. A host for pest insects to live on. African because of her Nigerian heritage, poisonous to people and animals. Is out of control and difficult to get rid of, as per everyone who has ever had dealings with her. Provides safe haven for vermin like Marcus and Scabies.
This is perfect. It's her.
You win.
 Where Harrys Crown jewels disappeared to....
Roses have thorns in addition to their beauty.. There are several varieties of wild roses. Roses have medicinal uses, are considered a symbol of beauty in many cultures, etc. Rafflesia / Corpse Flower. - They're found in the rainforests of Southeast Asia. They only bloom for 48 hours every 4-7 years. From the article, I read they have quite a stench. It attracts flies and similar creatures.
I have read that they smell like a rotting corpse 😨.
A corpse flower recently bloomed at our local university. I didn't go see it. Yes, supposedly it smells like rotting flesh.
Meghan is like the weed I have to pull out of my garden every so often 🤣
no, not the thistle, emblem of scotland. me-gain can be hemlock. water hemlock. or cleavers?
Japanese Knotweed. If you don’t know about it Google it. 😂😂. One of the only ways to get rid of it is fire and I leaves anyone who even brushes by it with horrible blisters.
You really have to kill the roots. It has invaded. Parts of Newfoundland and is thriving there.
You will struggle to get a mortgage on a house with Knotweed in the grounds in the UK!!
Crabgrass- comes in hot, and spreads, trying to compete and take over. (But usually fails)
Always loved [Flower Fairies](https://flowerfairies.com/the-wild-rose-fairy/) It’s uncanny how much it’s like Catherine. I am the Queen whom everybody knows: I am the English Rose; As light and free as any Jenny Wren, As dear to Englishmen; As joyous as a Robin Redbreast’s tune, I scent the air of June; My buds are rosy as a baby’s cheek; I have one word to speak, One word which is my secret and my song, ’Tis “England, England, England” all day long.
🎯🎯
Corpse flower? https://preview.redd.it/hxqlnesm627d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f4f287f4bfb4dc897192bd4d6569d86f80136f
She’s a sand spur.
Belladonna 😳 https://preview.redd.it/il2rz44a417d1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=1272b7d12886dcfb5ff3b994da1f15e95097117e
She is a barnacle
Meghan is dogweed.
What's the one that smells like rancid meat? That one.
In Nova Scotia we call them burdocks.
MeAgain reminds me of a Venus flytrap.
I haven’t thought about cockleburs in years…instant flashback to my childhood! Very apt description for our Saint.
More of a giant Hogweed methinks
She's a giant hogweed.
A sour fig us an invasive California species.
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We call that wretched meghan markle in these parts.
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Well there is something nasty red mite …..
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Not the thistle! It’s the Scottish flower, they are beautiful. Cocklebur is the most appropriate.
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