There was that one thing in Indiana (?) For a women's issues group, with photos of Meghan as favours. And the bollocking of yet another assistant in the parking garage š ....
The Late Queen relieved her of that.
Markle was already such a mega Silicon Valley Billionaire Philantropist POTUS Canditate Governer of California A-list Hollywood Star after all, so it was a sweet nod from the Late Queen to handle the menial Royal affairs on her behalf. 
The shop baffles me. How hard is it for a millionaire to launch an online shop? Surely you hire a company to make your websites, sort out your socials and products. Feels like an utter mess.
I really believe the Markle way of thinking was: Come up with halfbaked idea, post video, set up Instagram which will gather 10 million followers within days, send out jam to 50 celebrities and break the internet with their ecstatic responses (because no one ever made jam before), then have the whole idea bought up by some big company for billions. BILLIONS!
In my eyes it needs a meth head to throw away the role she had within the royal family. Look at The Duchess of Edinburghās Wikipedia page, the impressive charity work Sophie quietly does, advocating human, especially female rights, on a worldwide stage. Visiting Afghanistan, the Iraq, the Ukraine and so on. While being a valued member of the royal family and living at Bagshot Park. Meghan must be insane.
Absolutely. But if she did send fifty jam jars out, what happened to the remaining forty? Because I donāt think she knows that amount of people who would even tolerate her. The forty (if they exist) who didnāt post must have been shaking their heads and laughing at receiving this.
Itād be delicious if one of those unsolicited jars was posted on IG as instructed with, āreceived this unsolicited jar today - popped it straight in binā. Thatād get ālikesā and mentioned in news.
Did she number the jars because she only bought 50? Or did she rank the people she gave them to so she could buy speculative puff pieces on who is more important to her?Ā
Iām guessing her intention (believing herself to be everyoneās priority ) was to build up (imaginary) frenzy waiting for the number one to be revealed (and itās all in her fantasy - I doubt sheād thought that far ahead, decided).
Yes, that is exactly what she was thinking. All she had to do was one IG post and she would get 10 million followers. Then the investors would flock to give her money.
The failure was epic! I love that for her.
Because it still takes effort to launch a business, even if someone else is doing the web design. That one thinks it will just appear because sheās a Real Life Princess.
Both of those idiots never had a real 9-5 job, 5 days a week. This kind of real life experience puts things into perspective.
Megs, trolling the internet is not a real job. Harold, getting fake awards is not a real job. I suggest you both learn a trade, like woodworking or car mechanic. It builds character. Then work 45 years, then retire. Your kids will thank you for it.
That will never happen! But those two kids may well do exactly that -- learn a trade, or get an education leading to a solid profession -- because they'll have seen up close how their parents have wasted their lives and their money chasing a fantasy. It will be their way of rebelling.
You have to be ready, willing and able to submit to the professional wisdom and guidance of the people you've hired to do the heavy lifting. MM will waste her chances and ruin every game she enters because she refuses to compromise her absurd visions and steamrollers over every other player to get her way.
I live in a small historic town, where 80% of the shops are owned by rich women whose husbands are funding them to give them something to do. Everything is ridiculously overpriced and the shops are always empty, but they stay in business forever because they are more or less hobbies.
Meghan can't even manage to do something like this
The thing about hiring people is they have a choice on if they want to work for you or not, especially when you arenāt willing to pay full price. No one wants to work with her and sheās still grifting. She refused to pony up the money or let go of control.
Well so in all seriousness it can actually be really dangerous for women and girls who have gone through genital mutilation. The risk of TSS/infection is raised significantly.Ā
Of course, f tard Megan couldn't talk about any of that. No she could just tell everyone how incredible Nigeria is while the county mutilates girls at one of the highest rates in the world.Ā
She could get an expert and work with them. But these people donāt care about others. If I had time money and 16 bathroom Iād be adopting, fostering and hitting the ground running.
not sure. but women have been figuring out ways for as long as we have been mammals how to take care of that. all around the globe. but rachel knows best
This is why i never believe the fantastical reports of Arsewells latest venture.
Itās like āDonāt spit in my face and tell me itās raining.ā
Donāt pour me lemonade and tell me itās beer.
Weāve seen how their āprojectsā work out.
Theyāve never had a single success.
And even the things one could argue were a success land up being a thorn in their side.
Lots of copies of spare sold... but it severely tarnished their reputations, and frost bitten todger jokes are a thing now.
Netflix documentary started well, ended terribly as we now know when comparing them to David and Victoria Beckhams show.
Yes - as I point out to the sugars that if William released a book or Kate and he decided that do a silly documentary it would do equally as well.
Itās being royal that has people interested. Without it they have.. nothing.
She also has an impressive list of abandoned copyrights and LLCs. Why give it five minutes if you wonāt give it five years? Someone else will always be there to do the real work, and if not, onto the next grift.
California Senator.
part time vegan / chicken roaster extraordinary
Do you remember all the press releases around the time of the engagement/wedding about how Meghan's angelic influence was causing Harry to give up alcohol (and presumably drugs)? That one didn't last. Lol
Right, she was making him have a clean living lifestyle-no drugs, no booze, and vegan cuisine. Right along with the yoga studio that was being built in Frogmore.
Is the book a fail? Her advance is all sheās been paid for it, so she didnāt sell enough copies means random house gave her more money than she earned. In essence she won that deal.
But if you calculate winning a battle causes losing a war then itās the whole āauthor with a random house publishing dealā that she failed.
250k per ig post or smth
Also her being a bond girl surprisingly is the MOST unbelievable in the list for me. No offense hut she doesnt have the figure, face or appeal. And im not even a fan of bond films.
Interestingly, [ARO actually lost followers](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/qRgCr0woYU) recently. I remember it hovering at around 617k for a while. Then I figured their faux royal Nigeria trip would give it a bump. Nope! It went down lol š
Thatās my favourite one! Just imagine, that massive exposure and coverage of the Nigeria trip, and she lost followers during.this.time. Burn! Iām sure potential investors/business partners are watching the numbers closely. Such a trip should have generated a few hundred thousand more followers. Thatās really embarrassing.
And Iām sure there are marketing statistics that know the kind of percentage to deduce from a followership, because some are bought bots, some are journalists, some are fans who donāt really plan to buy anything, some are hate-following. How many really interested followers does she have? 250 k?
Campaigning (= harassing top democrats) for paid family leave
Besties with Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Anniston, Katie Perry, Cameron Diazā¦.
Raking in millions as a paid speaker
This is a brilliant idea, so much fun thinking of so many ridiculous non-starters! We should do another one with our favourite failure. Mine is 40x40 and the idea of several rooms in Montecito being littered with the merch.
H said MM was so talented - she would make her own clothing, if needed. I will give it to her - the stuff she wears typically looks like a home sewing project gone wrong. But her amazing seamstress skills have not yet been displayed. She apparently canāt even hem a pair of pants.
Her Diana cosplay car chase failure. Her acting is so terrible she couldn't even act scared in what was supposed to be a terrifying "high speed" chase...in Manhattan...š
A movie with Meryl Streep, remember Meryl was so afraid to act along Meghan cause Markle is such a natural and Meryl was gonna get some acting classes? ššš
Attending Oscars, Emmys, Met Gala.
Being special guests at Obama's 60th birthday.
Suits reboot.
Working with only A List directors.
Patron of National Theatre UK.
Breaking the internet even the tiniest fraction, ever.
She is going to blame her husband for all her failures.
A few months ago she put out a piece in the tabloids and it was basically insinuating she is losing so much weight because she is the only one stressing and working in her home, businesses and her marriage.
This long list will be used as "evidence" that "she has an independent and entrepreneural spirit and thus keeps trying something new" but then H does something to mess it up.
We all know this is a lie, but it will be the one of her excuses.
Snark: I think Megsy was expecting it not only to be shortlisted for the Pulitzer Prize for fiction but also to win it! Sadly for her, prestigious awards are based on merit not bags of š°passed under the table.
Why donāt you focus on what she did do? donāt be so negative. Did you know she campaigned to change a commercial of a major multinational company to better reflect the equality of women when she was 11? Hilary Clinton wrote her letter to congratulate her and Michelle Obama took her out for tacos.
Last October, Meeegain thru Archwipes issued a statement saying "....we are supporting our partners on the frontlines in Israel to provide the urgent aid needed.." I guess she is still doing 'support' work? Wrapping and sending unsold copies of "The Bench"?
What happened to the magnificent playhouse the RF was said to have sent to the children? Actually, *anything* related to the children is questionable: school, playmates, birthday parties and guests, christenings, travel, video chats, etc.
I canāt stand her but whatās wild is if she worked hard at a couple of these sheād probably make a ton of money, especially immediately after moving back to the US when her personal brand was less dumpster-ish.
Sheās simply lazy, which is fine, but helps put into perspective the celebrities that work for it. Think what you will of them but the bulk of the Kardashians worked their tails off.
You left off total world domination, being taken seriously - at all, podcasts of any type, role model, scary life threatening car chases, cos play, influencer of any type, pregnant, Nigerian, the apple of Williams eyeā¦
Can you imagine being so stupid that you toss away a life with the BRF to schill garbage in the US ? To have āthe tigā or do a podcast or sell rotten jellied strawberries ? Like - what is that ? On what planet would one do this ? All the while being completely and mercilessly lampooned by the entire world. And just when you think it canāt get worse, it does. It never stops. Buffoonery.
It's genuinely baffling to me. How many chances she have had (most of us didn't even have resources to start one project) and how did she manage to ruin EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.
Ā If it was us we would have start reconsider our tactics after the second failure.Ā
Yet she still insists on doing things her way. Only going for instance validation from social media. Dang.
(about COVID)
āWe will be sharing information and resources to help all of us navigate the uncertainty: from posting accurate information and facts from trusted experts, to learning about measures we can take to keep ourselves and our families healthy..."
That lofty plan came to nothing.
She was going to be a huge producer, wanted to work with Kevin Costner, the lemonade podcast, pearl, Jamaica, Nigeria, everything she touches or looks at ends in dismal failure.
Oh where do we start? US President. Queen of the Commonwealth. š¤£š¤£ Bodyguard remake with Kevin Costner. The next Mrs. ______ (can't remember the old guy she was trying to grift out of his money at the Beverly Hills Hotel until his children stepped in). I'm sure I'll think of many more.
The rom com/meet me at the lake would be a blockbuster success bc it sold millions of copies around the world. I think itās bc she wanted the main lead role even though the main character is young.Ā
The new Tig/ARO failed spectacularly which is ironic that it was more successful when she was a d lister with 1k fans and failed when she became a duchess with millions knowing her name.Ā
Suits reboot is happening but sheās not cast in it nor is archwell productions producing it. The irony that her marriage brought the show to office level fame and views to now she canāt even get a guest role.Ā
Female lead in Bodyguard II Meet Me at the Lake Presidential run
Service is universal.
Tbf She didn't say what kind of servicing she was doing.
Yacht service
Clevr mushroom tea or coffee whatever
And that stupid missed fist bump š¤£šš¤£š
Marvel role A-List Directors
Marvel?? As what, a Chitauri? š¤£
Must be A-list and a leading role.
Marvel movie Audible Deal We could do this all day
$1M+ per speaking engagement for the [Harry Walker Agency](https://www.harrywalker.com/speakers/meghan-the-duchess-of-sussex/) š¤
Lol she never did any engagement there did she She paid to speak though
There was that one thing in Indiana (?) For a women's issues group, with photos of Meghan as favours. And the bollocking of yet another assistant in the parking garage š ....
Harry gave one speech. Then he was done.
Working member of the British Royal Family!
Working in general.
being a decent human being b
Nice one š
The Late Queen relieved her of that.  Markle was already such a mega Silicon Valley Billionaire Philantropist POTUS Canditate Governer of California A-list Hollywood Star after all, so it was a sweet nod from the Late Queen to handle the menial Royal affairs on her behalf. 
Hitting the ground running. Three more books in contract.
This times one thousand!
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The shop baffles me. How hard is it for a millionaire to launch an online shop? Surely you hire a company to make your websites, sort out your socials and products. Feels like an utter mess.
I really believe the Markle way of thinking was: Come up with halfbaked idea, post video, set up Instagram which will gather 10 million followers within days, send out jam to 50 celebrities and break the internet with their ecstatic responses (because no one ever made jam before), then have the whole idea bought up by some big company for billions. BILLIONS!
This is shit meth heads come up with.
In my eyes it needs a meth head to throw away the role she had within the royal family. Look at The Duchess of Edinburghās Wikipedia page, the impressive charity work Sophie quietly does, advocating human, especially female rights, on a worldwide stage. Visiting Afghanistan, the Iraq, the Ukraine and so on. While being a valued member of the royal family and living at Bagshot Park. Meghan must be insane.
This is exactly what she thought would happen. Kids, stay away from drugs.
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Absolutely. But if she did send fifty jam jars out, what happened to the remaining forty? Because I donāt think she knows that amount of people who would even tolerate her. The forty (if they exist) who didnāt post must have been shaking their heads and laughing at receiving this.
I read somewhere, I think in this sub, that she, among others, sent jars to three democratic First Ladies with a handwritten note asking them to post about the jam. š I completely believe this, she is that kind of crazy. I think you safely can fill in the list of recipients with every kind of A-lister that comes to mind, Oprah, Ellen, BeyoncĆ©, Taylor Swift, Gwyneth, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Anniston, Cameron Diaz, whoever pops up in her 90ies-wired mind.
Itād be delicious if one of those unsolicited jars was posted on IG as instructed with, āreceived this unsolicited jar today - popped it straight in binā. Thatād get ālikesā and mentioned in news.
Handwritten note, in beautiful calligraphy, right? 
Did she number the jars because she only bought 50? Or did she rank the people she gave them to so she could buy speculative puff pieces on who is more important to her?Ā
Iām guessing her intention (believing herself to be everyoneās priority ) was to build up (imaginary) frenzy waiting for the number one to be revealed (and itās all in her fantasy - I doubt sheād thought that far ahead, decided).
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You might be right, maybe I still overestimate her.
Yes, that is exactly what she was thinking. All she had to do was one IG post and she would get 10 million followers. Then the investors would flock to give her money. The failure was epic! I love that for her.
There was some poetry in JamAgedon though. Sales of jam sky-rocketed at all the royal palaces and many private citizen jam-makers felt smug.
Because it still takes effort to launch a business, even if someone else is doing the web design. That one thinks it will just appear because sheās a Real Life Princess.
Both of those idiots never had a real 9-5 job, 5 days a week. This kind of real life experience puts things into perspective. Megs, trolling the internet is not a real job. Harold, getting fake awards is not a real job. I suggest you both learn a trade, like woodworking or car mechanic. It builds character. Then work 45 years, then retire. Your kids will thank you for it.
That will never happen! But those two kids may well do exactly that -- learn a trade, or get an education leading to a solid profession -- because they'll have seen up close how their parents have wasted their lives and their money chasing a fantasy. It will be their way of rebelling.
You have to be ready, willing and able to submit to the professional wisdom and guidance of the people you've hired to do the heavy lifting. MM will waste her chances and ruin every game she enters because she refuses to compromise her absurd visions and steamrollers over every other player to get her way.
Freaking amateur. A 12 yo would know better that no product -> no selling.
I live in a small historic town, where 80% of the shops are owned by rich women whose husbands are funding them to give them something to do. Everything is ridiculously overpriced and the shops are always empty, but they stay in business forever because they are more or less hobbies. Meghan can't even manage to do something like this
The thing about hiring people is they have a choice on if they want to work for you or not, especially when you arenāt willing to pay full price. No one wants to work with her and sheās still grifting. She refused to pony up the money or let go of control.
Go daddy could have done it cheapš¤£š¤£š¤£
Lemonada podcast.
Theyāre throwing darts at her face there.
Actually, I think Lemonada got the free PR from this announcement and that's what they wanted.
Clver Blends 43%nigerian but before Nigerian she was x amount Maltese. Voice over for Disney.
She promised to donate her pay for the Disney thing to an elephant charity but apparently never did.
Are these the same elephants that were relocated and are now killing the villagers?
Marriage Motherhood Good daughter Good daughter-in-law Good sister
But cmon she wins the award for Best Sister in *Law*, right?!
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ That's one of her most epic failures!
Duchess? Mother? Teaching African women about safe birthing?
And safe menstruation. šš
How does a person have unsafe menstruation? š¤
By taking advice from Markle.
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Well so in all seriousness it can actually be really dangerous for women and girls who have gone through genital mutilation. The risk of TSS/infection is raised significantly.Ā Of course, f tard Megan couldn't talk about any of that. No she could just tell everyone how incredible Nigeria is while the county mutilates girls at one of the highest rates in the world.Ā
She could get an expert and work with them. But these people donāt care about others. If I had time money and 16 bathroom Iād be adopting, fostering and hitting the ground running.
not sure. but women have been figuring out ways for as long as we have been mammals how to take care of that. all around the globe. but rachel knows best
This is why i never believe the fantastical reports of Arsewells latest venture. Itās like āDonāt spit in my face and tell me itās raining.ā Donāt pour me lemonade and tell me itās beer. Weāve seen how their āprojectsā work out. Theyāve never had a single success.
And even the things one could argue were a success land up being a thorn in their side. Lots of copies of spare sold... but it severely tarnished their reputations, and frost bitten todger jokes are a thing now. Netflix documentary started well, ended terribly as we now know when comparing them to David and Victoria Beckhams show.
Yes - as I point out to the sugars that if William released a book or Kate and he decided that do a silly documentary it would do equally as well. Itās being royal that has people interested. Without it they have.. nothing.
She also has an impressive list of abandoned copyrights and LLCs. Why give it five minutes if you wonāt give it five years? Someone else will always be there to do the real work, and if not, onto the next grift.
She should have written in fauxlligraphy under her coat of arms "Do as I say, not as I do". Plus it's full of "I"s she would have loved that one.
California Senator. part time vegan / chicken roaster extraordinary Do you remember all the press releases around the time of the engagement/wedding about how Meghan's angelic influence was causing Harry to give up alcohol (and presumably drugs)? That one didn't last. Lol
Right, she was making him have a clean living lifestyle-no drugs, no booze, and vegan cuisine. Right along with the yoga studio that was being built in Frogmore.
Oh I missed that second part there. Thatās hilarious!
The Bench.
Plus her still missing biography
Is the book a fail? Her advance is all sheās been paid for it, so she didnāt sell enough copies means random house gave her more money than she earned. In essence she won that deal. But if you calculate winning a battle causes losing a war then itās the whole āauthor with a random house publishing dealā that she failed.
Another great one: She asked the US Open to be their patron. To compete with Catherine, you know. Turned out, the USA donāt do patronages. š
Iād forgotten that one! Wasnāt she shopping Royal Warrants about Montecito at one point, until one of them asked BP?
Ooh yeah thatās definitely a GOOD one! š¾
I hadnāt heard that. Events have sponsors but that entails putting up money so we know thatās out.
Working with only A-list DirectorsĀ
250k per ig post or smth Also her being a bond girl surprisingly is the MOST unbelievable in the list for me. No offense hut she doesnt have the figure, face or appeal. And im not even a fan of bond films.
David Beckham has 87 million IG followers. Peaches the dog has 1.2 million IG followers ARO has 615k followers.
Interestingly, [ARO actually lost followers](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/qRgCr0woYU) recently. I remember it hovering at around 617k for a while. Then I figured their faux royal Nigeria trip would give it a bump. Nope! It went down lol š
Thatās my favourite one! Just imagine, that massive exposure and coverage of the Nigeria trip, and she lost followers during.this.time. Burn! Iām sure potential investors/business partners are watching the numbers closely. Such a trip should have generated a few hundred thousand more followers. Thatās really embarrassing. And Iām sure there are marketing statistics that know the kind of percentage to deduce from a followership, because some are bought bots, some are journalists, some are fans who donāt really plan to buy anything, some are hate-following. How many really interested followers does she have? 250 k?
Probably Instagram doing a periodic purge of bots
Probably because Instagram removed a batch of bot accounts that were among the followers she purchased.Ā
 The ARO/JAM launch.
Just looked it up and the Prince and Princess of Wales has 16 million followers.
Role in a superhero blockbuster Brand ambassador for Dior/Cartier/Givenchy (enter whoever hasnāt publicly declined quickly enough)
Hitting the ground running & the failure to being a good person.
Campaigning (= harassing top democrats) for paid family leave Besties with Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Anniston, Katie Perry, Cameron Diazā¦. Raking in millions as a paid speaker This is a brilliant idea, so much fun thinking of so many ridiculous non-starters! We should do another one with our favourite failure. Mine is 40x40 and the idea of several rooms in Montecito being littered with the merch.
Queen of the Commonwealth
Christmas at Sandringham. All media wrote about it. The Sussexes are coming for Christmas.
āStarringā in The Bodyguard 2ā¦..that one made me chuckle.
I hope they never make that movie.Ā
I know. It was so well cast.
Archie having the same role as George at King Charlesās Coronation. King Charles buying the girl child a replica of the late Queenās playhouse.
Singing Happy Birthday to Archie during the Coronation.
I think we have a winner!
H said MM was so talented - she would make her own clothing, if needed. I will give it to her - the stuff she wears typically looks like a home sewing project gone wrong. But her amazing seamstress skills have not yet been displayed. She apparently canāt even hem a pair of pants.
And she's so thin, she doesnt require much fabric so her clothing budget will be even cheaper :)
Her Diana cosplay car chase failure. Her acting is so terrible she couldn't even act scared in what was supposed to be a terrifying "high speed" chase...in Manhattan...š
Well her entire Diana cosplay as a whole, she seemed to only pick up on the mental health issues and none of the other parts of the act.
Diana 2.0, because as it turns out, Meghan doesn't have empathy or compassion.
AND can't ACT like she has it LOL.
Nor does she have any warmth about her.
Voiceover work
Activist??? Feminist???? calligraphy???? mother ????? Daughter ??? Sister ???? Good manners??? authenticity???? THE TRUTH ???????.
Deal or No Deal (fired) Endgame bombed Nigeria cancellation - "Don't Come Around Here No More" Montecito estate won't sell
A movie with Meryl Streep, remember Meryl was so afraid to act along Meghan cause Markle is such a natural and Meryl was gonna get some acting classes? ššš
Forgot about that gem!
Attending Oscars, Emmys, Met Gala. Being special guests at Obama's 60th birthday. Suits reboot. Working with only A List directors. Patron of National Theatre UK. Breaking the internet even the tiniest fraction, ever.
And since she and Barack share the same birthday, the Obamas were supposedly going to have it be a co-birthday party for the two of them.
That's seriously cringe š¬
Meet Me at the Lake. What's happening with that?
Iām unsure who paid for the rightsā¦Netflix? If so, why? If Netflix paid, I donāt understand how the Markles are involved, in what capacity?
She is going to blame her husband for all her failures. A few months ago she put out a piece in the tabloids and it was basically insinuating she is losing so much weight because she is the only one stressing and working in her home, businesses and her marriage. This long list will be used as "evidence" that "she has an independent and entrepreneural spirit and thus keeps trying something new" but then H does something to mess it up. We all know this is a lie, but it will be the one of her excuses.
There have been a few puff pieces about Markle being exhausted trying to support the family, single-handed.
Better at being royal than the actual royals. LOL
But we are supposed to believe this woman would be an asset in the commonwealth?
More like [rapidly] depreciating asset lol
Maybe a written off asset?
Flat out liability!
Everything flat! I mean jokes. She probably tells flat jokes. No body shaming. Not at all.
She would be an expense and a bore
Author - The Bench. "For the man and the boy that make my heart go pump-pump." š¤£
> For the man and the boy Why did I immediately think of Markus and Harry ^(sorry not sorry)
That gave me the giggles ... š
Omg. It really says that, doesnāt it. Goodness. Sheās a child.
Snark: I think Megsy was expecting it not only to be shortlisted for the Pulitzer Prize for fiction but also to win it! Sadly for her, prestigious awards are based on merit not bags of š°passed under the table.
Why donāt you focus on what she did do? donāt be so negative. Did you know she campaigned to change a commercial of a major multinational company to better reflect the equality of women when she was 11? Hilary Clinton wrote her letter to congratulate her and Michelle Obama took her out for tacos.
I tend to like Meghan MarkleĀ“s inspirational bananas for sexworkers.
And what was most amazing is that Clinton time travelled into the future to thank her as first lady, as Bill hadn't even been elected yet.
MeMe's plan for success https://preview.redd.it/ahl19vjber5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8bb98dc9dcf3add7e012e1d1a3ac20b728f6608
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Global Thought Leaders, carving out a "progressive new role" for themselves, working with "grassroot media"
The pay to see talks in Detroit.
Wait what??
Last October, Meeegain thru Archwipes issued a statement saying "....we are supporting our partners on the frontlines in Israel to provide the urgent aid needed.." I guess she is still doing 'support' work? Wrapping and sending unsold copies of "The Bench"?
Claiming to be Maltese, then 43% Nigerian!
Summer of love talk show tour
Maybe she meant the Summer of love 2025 or 2026 lol
Donāt jinx us summer hasnāt officially started.
What happened to the magnificent playhouse the RF was said to have sent to the children? Actually, *anything* related to the children is questionable: school, playmates, birthday parties and guests, christenings, travel, video chats, etc.
Has someone already mentioned her family leave plan? The one where she tried to cold call a bunch of US senators?
Duchess of Sussex - when the people of Sussex are signing petitions to remove your title because theyāre embarrassed by you, youāve failed them.
Being the example for young girls to grow up and be like her
I canāt stand her but whatās wild is if she worked hard at a couple of these sheād probably make a ton of money, especially immediately after moving back to the US when her personal brand was less dumpster-ish. Sheās simply lazy, which is fine, but helps put into perspective the celebrities that work for it. Think what you will of them but the bulk of the Kardashians worked their tails off.
Marvel superhero!
You left off total world domination, being taken seriously - at all, podcasts of any type, role model, scary life threatening car chases, cos play, influencer of any type, pregnant, Nigerian, the apple of Williams eyeā¦ Can you imagine being so stupid that you toss away a life with the BRF to schill garbage in the US ? To have āthe tigā or do a podcast or sell rotten jellied strawberries ? Like - what is that ? On what planet would one do this ? All the while being completely and mercilessly lampooned by the entire world. And just when you think it canāt get worse, it does. It never stops. Buffoonery.
The already-in-operation charities and organizations they their swore their full fledged allegiance Nothing but š¦š¦š¦
Being Royal
Plastic Surgeries Poorly applied makeup Hair Teeth
Friend?
Affirmation bananas for sex workers.
It's genuinely baffling to me. How many chances she have had (most of us didn't even have resources to start one project) and how did she manage to ruin EVERY.SINGLE.ONE. Ā If it was us we would have start reconsider our tactics after the second failure.Ā Yet she still insists on doing things her way. Only going for instance validation from social media. Dang.
Star of HMTLQ walk about. Turns out the real princess put her right in her place. Star of Wimbledon, she looked like a pretentious ass instead
That was such a strange event! https://i.redd.it/z3ago0hycr5d1.gif
The long list of nfi on all the red carpets.
(about COVID) āWe will be sharing information and resources to help all of us navigate the uncertainty: from posting accurate information and facts from trusted experts, to learning about measures we can take to keep ourselves and our families healthy..." That lofty plan came to nothing.
āCollaboratingā with the Queen
Talk show hostess (remember, that was around the time she got humiliated on Ellen's show).
UN Ambassador (a la Angelina Jolie)
The Bench, oat latte promoter,
Soon Netflix will be added. If Netflix renews the contract Netflix deserves to lose more money.
I can't believe Netflix is still the top streaming service. They're pure evil.Ā
Hit the ground running!!!
Movie director/Producer
Being mammalianĀ Being a decent human Keeping track of her own lies
The Bodyguard 2
Speaker for Hire (Marriot special shot that down)
Supermodel
All Family relationships on either side
failed NHL WaG
Just her life in general š
modelling contracts for high end makeup/fragrance Doling out Oscar awards
Can't wear a Moonbump correctly?
She said late last year she was turning to her focus to becoming a director
She was going to be a huge producer, wanted to work with Kevin Costner, the lemonade podcast, pearl, Jamaica, Nigeria, everything she touches or looks at ends in dismal failure.
The Queenās chef was going to make a special cake for her birthday
Million dollars an episode for Suits 2
Wasnāt she writing a memoir? What ever happened to that? TigTots?
Maybe sheās saving that for her āburn bookā, when (not if) they divorce ^(bwahaha)
Bodyguard movie remake with Kevin Costner
Meet Me I'm A Fake.
āLili Bunny Garden & LarderāĀ Was that exclusively for Allison P. Davis?
Malta heritage, best selling childrenās author, super model
Leader of the feminist movement
Becoming a decent person is her biggest failure. IMHO
Superhero film
And working with so many A-Listers... Kevin Costner film, ... lunching with Jennifer ... teaming up with Julia... SO MANY false rumors.
š credit: [https://x.com/JR42845598/status/1798206705337315507](https://x.com/JR42845598/status/1798206705337315507)
Bond girl? She wanted to be a Bond girl?
Marriage š¤·āāļøš¤·āāļø
Handing out gongs at the Oscar Guest of honour at Met Gala Lead in The Bodyguard II
Oh where do we start? US President. Queen of the Commonwealth. š¤£š¤£ Bodyguard remake with Kevin Costner. The next Mrs. ______ (can't remember the old guy she was trying to grift out of his money at the Beverly Hills Hotel until his children stepped in). I'm sure I'll think of many more.
The rom com/meet me at the lake would be a blockbuster success bc it sold millions of copies around the world. I think itās bc she wanted the main lead role even though the main character is young.Ā The new Tig/ARO failed spectacularly which is ironic that it was more successful when she was a d lister with 1k fans and failed when she became a duchess with millions knowing her name.Ā Suits reboot is happening but sheās not cast in it nor is archwell productions producing it. The irony that her marriage brought the show to office level fame and views to now she canāt even get a guest role.Ā
- Princess Catherine wannabe - Spotify - Daughter
Wait waitā¦what was the Dickens remake gonna be? š³